Serial Killer Groupies

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Serial Killer Groupies

I like watching true crime documentaries and there is always the strange spectre of women falling for murdering cunts on these shows.

What is it with these mad tarts? Ted Bundy had them and so did the utterly evil Richard Ramirez. Some of Bundy’s female fans turned up to his trial dressed as his victims, the sick cunts. Nevermind too, that Ramirez would violently murder and rape his victims with iron bars. And laugh while they begged for mercy. Or that Bundy would beat them to death with metal bars or his fists before or after violently raping them. Or that he’d cut their heads off and keep them at home, before returning to the woods to have it away with their headless corpses, until there were too many maggots.

No, these silly tarts don’t care it seems.

My solution is to give these mad tarts a dose of reality. You’re fans of serial killers are you? Oh, you can ‘change him’? Maybe you just like ‘bad’ boys?

Well, get in a cell with one of these cunts and see how that goes for you, you mad fuckers.

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-time/groupies-loved-serial-killer-ted-bundy

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

52 thoughts on “Serial Killer Groupies”

  1. I like these true crime shows too Cuntybollocks.
    All the most sensational nutcases and dregs of humanity have these groupies.

    Ted Bundy got one pregnant whilst in prison awaiting the death sentence.

    But the worst were the Manson Family girls.

    They shaved their heads when he did,
    Carved X into their foreheads like Charlie did,
    And the creepy cunts were willing to kill for him.

    Far out maaaaaan.

    • Tell you a good documentary series about a murderer.

      The Jinx the life and deaths of Robert Durst.

      That Netflix one the Night Stalker was good, but a little unsettling. Richard Ramirez was pure evil (a Satanist in fact, who on being sentenced to death shouted ‘Hail Satan’ at the judge.

      Perfectly normal.

      • I saw that Night stalker one CB.
        I liked how when he got caught in a poor Hispanic area,
        The cops had to rescue him as the enraged mexicans battered him!!😂

      • I was just disappointed the rozzers turned up when they did. Another 5 minutes and the death penalty wouldn’t have been needed.

      • When Ramirez was in the prison hospital, a nurse claims that his skin turned as green a a highlighter pen, you know that shade of green? I reckon he was actually demonically possessed. It baffles me that people dabble with Satanism. A lot of those Latino gangs in America try to ‘protect’ themselves by summoning demons. The results are… mixed.

      • Green as a highlighter pen?

        I’m not having difficulty explaining that one. Perhaps he raided the prison stationery store

      • Hahaha! Yes, maybe old Ricky got hold of a Staedtler! No, the nurse said he had been flailing about wildly, screaming and over time, he turned green…

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2338312/Night-Stalker-Richard-Ramirez-He-looked-like-highlighter-pen-Serial-killer-turned-bright-green-day-died-liver-failure-24-years-death-row.html

        Demonic possession! Yeah right! I dunno, when you look into it, there’s something to it, but to pursue it further would mean to try and invoke a demon more than once to disprove it and fuck that. Next thing you know, women in your family are having miscarriages and your house is infested with flies or weird shit like that. Or men covered in green highlighter come at you with their EMERALD ERECTION!

      • What is it with the Hail Satan types, like the cast of Friends or Christian Bale? Nobody bats an eyelid.

      • Sirs:

        On the Netflix doc about Ramirez, they ask one of the victims, an older Latina lady, about the groupies, and she says “Well I’m sorry but they are the dumbest bitches ever.”

        Made me want to send the lady flowers.

    • That one he got preggers while in prison always believed Bundy was innocent. Remember Bundy only admitted his crimes when close to the final death penalty date. He led cops to more bodies. And said he may have topped over a hundred in total.

      This then proved to the silly tart that he really was a mass murdering necrophiliac rapist.

      She dropped him at that point. Some of these mad fuckers would’ve got even more moist at that though.

      But I feel sorry for the daughter he had, after a prison guard turned a blind eye to Bundy giving that mad tart a seeing to.

      In Yankeeland they have that ‘Show and Tell Day’ for kids I believe.

      “So what does your daddy do?”

      “My daddy is dead.”

      “Oh I am sorry. You can tell us all about his life if you want to?”

    • He had heads in the fridge
      Cannibalised 5 of his victims,
      But he had lovely long eyelashes….

      • The well chosen pic above (from admin) says it all really.

        Dahmer was a gay and a cannibal.

        And yet the minge threw itself at him. Nice looking bird an’ all.

        Having a drought?

        Eat some gays and try to make sex zombies out of their rotting, buggered half eaten corpses and the fanny will fling itself at you.

      • I wonder if Harold Shipman got any action? More likely a Saga cruise to Madeira on offer than anything too sordid.

      • I think an Ebola outbreak on a Saga cruise would require fewer body bags than letting Shipman aboard.

  3. I believe that the medical term for this is ‘hybristophilia’.
    Or if you prefer it in layman’s terms, ‘fucking unhinged’.

  4. Takes “treat them mean to keep them keen” into the stratosphere.

    Possibly the sort of lasses to stab a chap in the eye over underdone carrots?
    Oven..

  5. I once accidentally walked into a police crime scene.
    My lad was little then and we were walking through woodland in Reddish Vale,
    A copper in white overalls shouted and turned us back.
    They hadnt secured the area properly .
    They were looking for the body of a kid called Jamie Lavis who got murdered by a bus driver there.
    The wicked cunt.

    Also in Reddish Vale last year a girl I knew from school was hacked up by her husband and left there in black bin bags.

    He snapped when she forgot to put the oven chips back in the freezer.
    No shit.

    • There is a trial ongoing at the moment over the murder of a little kid called Ricky Neave who was strangled to death about ten minutes from where I lived.

      The cunt on trial was only about 13 at the time and was drawing pictures in class at school and other morbid stuff. It wasn’t too long after Jamie Bulger either.

  6. Met a few serial killers in prison. Nothing unusual about them, Pass them by in the street, Never know. Thats how they take a lot of catching.

    • What were you in for, Claudius? It must have been hard on you, being almost 2,000 years old and a stuttering greaseball?

  7. This is the same mentality that advocates the return of Shamima Begum to the UK.
    What the fuck is it with these deranged cunts?
    Another classic example was Lord Longford wanking himself off over Myra Hindley.
    You only had to look at that twat to reassure yourself that the reintroduction of the death penalty is the right decision.

  8. Women are responders and these idiots choose the wrong thing to respond to. Some women respond to money, fame, drugs, looks, assholes, etc.
    A good woman will respond to character, integrity, God, good leadership, etc…

    Or a huge cock.

      • “A good woman will respond to …God”

        Wh-hat?

        Do you mean like virgin Mary? She responded to God by becoming pregant with his baybee, which was also him, without so much of a drop of omniscient semĕn and before her hubby could penetrate her.
        Good woman.

  9. I wonder what Karen is doing now? Must be nearly 30 years ago since JD was in his prime.

    She’s probably munching carpet in a women’s refuge after marrying a psychopathic wife beater, or In a shallow grave somewhere.

    How the fuck did that story make the papers anyway?

    • Dad – “Is it that lovely quite boy Jeffrey from across the road? I show him me power tools!”

      Mum – “I’ll start pickling some penises and defrost the tongues”.

      • “long as he treats you right luv.
        Hes welcome into the family.
        He can carve the Sunday roast!”

    • I think half of these women just want to be in a relationship where they’re not required to drop their kecks.

      • I’ve met more than my fair share of women who didn’t want to drop their pants. And I’m not even a serial killer (birds excepted). Perhaps that was the problem?

  12. What about the scumbags adopted by the luvvies like Jimmy Boyle, a convicted murderer, who became a “sculptor” and “writer” and now lives in a mansion in France with his actress wife? He also has a hideaway in Morocco for those days when he feels like a change from all that champagne and pate de foie gras. Guardian types just love to hear about murderers, rapists and similar thugs who were changed in prison when their “artistic” talents were revealed. I doubt if the same approval would be shown to a “racist” and killed a black person.

    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/may/20/glasgow-gangster-jimmy-boyle-prisons-a-sense-of-freedom-1977-republished

  13. I picked up a hitchhiker once and he asked me if I was scared incase he was a serial killer.
    Told him not really.
    What are odds of two serial killers in the same car.

      • “Where are we going, mister?”
        We’re entering into these woods, kid.
        “How far into them are we going?”
        All the way to the centre.
        “It’s getting very dark.”
        It certainly is.
        “I’m scared.”
        It’s alright tor you. I’ve got to exit on my own in a minute.

  15. It’s seems fame and infamy have the same allure to some.
    Perhaps they overestimate the power of their pussy, as many of these bints go damp over a cunt who has killed women, and think one glimpse of their piss hole will turn them into an instant cuckold.
    Perhaps there should be a study of these women, to find out what motivates them to fall for such despicable cunts.
    Or just give them a smear test with a coat hanger, just to be on the safe side.

    • As dozy Dorises cream their knickers over a bad boy, I thought it’d be a good idea to be more of a cunt to the wife (well, ex).
      Alas, this apparently only works if you’re charming, handsome and tall.
      Not if you’re average height, sarcastic, sexist, racist, spiteful and look like the skeleton from Superted with a moustache.
      Then, instead of dripping like a fucked fridge, she’ll take you for a couple of hundred grand.
      Unfortunately, this is not a hypothetical scenario!

      • I know the feeling mate, if I’d have realised sooner how much of a lying cheating tramp my ex wife was I could have given her some ‘Valleys Mascara’ which is Welsh for two black eyes on a lady. I’ve known a couple of women who would come in to work with bruises from a violent husband and they never ever leave them, and will always make excuses for them. The mind fucking boggles!

  17. I’ve killed 20 people, but girls dont flock to me. Must be too attractive! Honestly though, most of these guys are ugly as fuck, why do girls like them? How could they be sure they aint the next victim.

  19. Was pen friends with Myra Hindley, and after her sad demise got to know Rose West. No conjugal rights in GB but she gave me a nice blowjob under the table. Will not be contacting Katie Price when she gets banged up, on account of her being an ugly psycho bitch. Wouldn’t let the dog fuck it if I found it dead in a ditch.
    Suppose my moral standards are a bit higher than the average cunter.

    • Katie has had another face-lift, it’s a cracker too, it’s left her with that permanent surprised look on her face. Like most people when they hear she’s been let off another court appearance.

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