River Rosenquist – this daft cunt put his arm through the bars of a tiger cage in a Florida zoo, then was surprised when the cute furry cat almost bit his arm off.
It turns out that he was a contract cleaner employed to clean shops and toilets only and had no business going anywhere near the animal cages.
Officials think that he was attempting to either pet or feed it – and I always thought that the term ‘biting the hand that feeds you’ was purely metaphorical.
Nominated by: Mystic Maven
Helpful link supplied by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery