Andrea Ivanova

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(Here’s a Christmas Day Babe unwrapped, for those who need the Horn after their big Christmas dinner – Day Admin)

It’s a well-worn adage that ‘a picture’s worth a thousand words’.

That being the case, I’ll provide the picture of the delightful Ms Ivanova (together with a bit of background) and let the image do the talking.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/student-huge-lips-plans-more-24497262

Now she’s perfectly within her rights to go around with a mouth that looks like a prolapsed arsehole if she so chooses, but in all fairness cunters, you’ve got ask why on earth she would want to.

The way she’s going, she’ll soon be able to rent out that pout across in Calais. I’ve seen smaller dinghies.

Talk about making a right cunt of yourself. I swear, there’s nowt as queer as folk.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

(If the above pic was all too much, here’s one final Christmas Day treat from the Admin Team. Enjoy pulling your crackers over these fine ladies – Day Admin)

73 thoughts on “Andrea Ivanova”

  1. I wonder what her before pic is like. Is she studying for the degree in panto mentioned here the other day? She’d make a great horse’s arse.

  4. She had better not take a ride in a convertible. Go above 30 mph the lips peel back and slap her to death. Lovely.

    She looks fucking hideous BTW.

  6. I know the mouth looks like a burst arsehole, but the tits look nice. Just sayin’ (wankin’)

    • They’d be impressive if they were all her but, as it is, I have enough silicon sealant at home to make mine 3 times that size. With a bit of work I reckon I could also build a 16″ dick, giving B&WC’s tongue a run for the money. That cider is stronger than I thought.

      • I had a couple of cans of Strong Bow last night me self. Haven’t had cider for many a long year. Went down nicely I must say.

        We’ll be having Champagne with our Chrimbo dinner though. Looking forward to the snooze that follows.

      • I don’t know what you’re getting over there but that gripewater is a chemical disaster here in Blighty, lo how the mighty have fallen.
        Thatchers cider and Woods rum did it for me today, I’m still under the belief that today is yesterday and tomorrow combined. What time is it?

  7. imagine those lips getting chapped the barbie baboon arse face
    her eyes also reflect nothing, clearly mental

  8. Her mouth looks like one of those prolapsed arseholes you see on pornhub. What a fucking mess. Tits worth jizzing on though.

  10. She may look like Coco the Clown but I couldn’t resist those tits. Definitely a pearl necklace job and I can imagine some of it splashing on her enormous lips.
    However, it would be advisable to be wary, and check for any sharp objects before you dropped your strides. Andrea is obviously as mad as a bag of monkeys.

  11. Looks like some of Rishi’s missing Bat Flu money has been used to inflate that mad Bulgars trout pout.
    What a fucking mess.
    Is she single?

  12. Dr Phibes rises from the grave!

    What a disgrace, that someone would take money to disfigure a young person.

    Women paint their lips to make them look plumper-to mimic sexually aroused labia.
    I imagine Katie Price’s abused mingepiece looks like a cross between this Bulgarians lips and chopped liver, that has been left outside in the sun for several days🤢

    Enjoy your Christmas tea😀👍

    • Obviously a bad case of body dysmorphia, but if you want to see something really grotesque, Google The Lizardman, American Performer.
      Now that really is off the scale!

  14. I imagine she was quite an attractive girl before she paid good money to look like a 70s polythene blow up doll. And, for me personally, the jugs are too big. I much prefer a pert handful, not some saggy veiny sacks with huge nipples. There was a page three lass called Rachel Garley who had the most perfect pair of love apples I’ve seen, which baffled me how only a few years later that rancid witch Jordan became famous beyond her obvious shortcomings as a model. A couple of tit jobs later and getting fucked by z listers and she was wall to wall in the twin daily evils of the Star and the Sport.
    Rachel went into retirement with dignity. Sigh…

  18. Ironic as the girl was very attractive before she had her Ronald Mcdonald makeover.

    Clearly some kind of breakdown. Very sad.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=andrea+ivanova+before&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sxsrf=AOaemvIYyNHFNYWeUoWLH4DwaUezCzIytQ%3A1640460145274&ei=cW_HYfOmENeGhbIPtN-ggAk&oq=andrea+ivanova&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYAzIHCCMQsAMQJzIHCAAQsAMQQzIHCAAQsAMQQzIHCAAQsAMQQzIHCAAQsAMQQzIHCAAQsAMQQzIHCAAQsAMQQzIICAAQgAQQsAMyCAgAEIAEELADMggIABCABBCwAzIICAAQgAQQsAMyCgguEMgDELADEEMyCgguEMgDELADEEMyCgguEMgDELADEENKBQg4EgExSgQIQRgBUABYAGCsDGgAcAB4AIABcogBcpIBAzAuMZgBAMgBDsABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=ktcjTakmIr47AM

    • That’s what makes the whole thing so odd in my book. Looks like a case of dysphoria to me; either that, or she sees this as some sort of bizarre way to make a living.

  20. It’s actually a real person ?!?!?!?!!!
    I thought it was something out of the reject bin at the sex robot factory.
    Well, fook me.
    🤮

      • Good evening, General. We’re having a rousing time.
        Feasting, drinking and generally making merry.
        E’en though the bitter wind moans around the Rookery, we are warm, merry and content.
        I trust you find yourself in similar circumstance, ‘pon this inclement night.
        Your very good health, Sir.
        🍺👍

      • Christmas has been pleasant-I prepared, cooked, served and washed up a sumptuous dinner, now reaping my reward and unwinding watching Carry on Christmas with a large (enormous) glass of single malt (after realising I CAN drink with my anti-biotics)😀👍

        Merry Christmas Jack/All😀

  21. I must say Admin, those a three mouth-watering little bottoms you’ve uncovered there. Santa hats have never been so well displayed.
    Bravo!

    • yes there perfect because they leave something to the imingination
      Gorgeous ,even though I’m full and sleepy

      • The ‘something to the imagination’ bit in my case involves severely chastising the bottoms of those brazen little hussies with a riding crop.

      • Evening Sor Ron-congratulations on your cunter of the year award.
        Will you be signing copies of your new book: “Meghan & Harry-a year of happiness.” at the IsAC New Year soirée?👍

      • Evening CG,
        I will indeed.
        The wife has purchased three dozen copies already to send to her friends.
        I sent a pre-publication signed copy to the Markles, but the miserable cunts haven’t acknowledged it so far. Or the Xmas card.

    • hands off Ron off the one on the left, she was my immediate material girl from the start. The other two i will gift to you even though ill never have the stunning conquests of anything like these three
      But you heard me, the one on the left is mine i tell you again and again and agaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn

      (Actually I chose that pic purely because I walked past a brand new set of bike rack shelters just up the road – Day Admin)

    • I just noticed; her eyebrows are weird as well.
      God those bangers tho. I suppose you could always stick a bag over her head…

      (Imagine going down on her and finding she’d done the same to her beef curtains down below!! – Day Admin)

      • Oh, Yeuch!
        Admin, I actually thought you had taste.

        (I had shedloads of taste, but then I found this site and the sordid disgusting minds of you rabble, and out went taste! – Day Admin)

      • I’ll bet that some mad cow somewhere has done just that. I keep saying it; there’s nowt as queer as folk.

  23. Anyway, as previously notified I spent my £200 heating allowance on booze and party nibbles.
    We’ve had spring rolls, hoisin duck toast, filo prawns, mini pizza and quiche, pigs in blankets, mini chocolate éclairs and brownies, and so much booze, I’ll need a kidney transplant.
    Perfect, just perfect.

      • Off to a local carvery with the younger, her spouse and my Sis. Looking forward to the food, its always tasty, and there’s always loads of gravy ( nod to gravy lovers).
        Unfortunately, my Sis is going a bit senilly, so keeping her engaged so she doesn’t upset the other customers, not that I think there will be many, is going to be challenging.

      • Gongratulations, Ron.
        Cunter of the Year.
        I aspire to a runner up place, next year.
        Has Admin notified you when the ceremonial ermine will be draped around your shoulders?

      • Good luck JP, make sure your sis has a really good time.
        The missus and I are having lamb, slow roasted, with roast tatties etc, and delicious lamb gravy of course. She’s also making a trifle.
        Bloody Nora, we’ll be on a 500 calorie a day fast on Monday and Tuesday to get any Xmas pounds off again.

      • She will have a good time, Ron.
        I love my Sis.
        My two brothers are Captains of Industry ( otherwise known as cunts) and because I’m retired, it falls to me to be aware of her circumstances and needs, the utter, utter, fucking greedy money hungry twats.
        There’s no pockets in a shroud, idiots.
        Sorry, I get very angry. I’ve already seen two through Altzhiemers, I’m not looking forward to a third.

      • We had a marvelous time. The place was less than half full, in previous years you had to advance book in October to get a table. They were even taking walk ins.
        The lass who served us was lovely, gave my Sis some top cleaning tips ( don’t ask) and well deserved the tip, told us she had to ring tomorrow to see if she had work that day.

    • best of luck tomorrow JP, its a tough time and I’m in a similar albeit completely different than your situation so hang in there as i have to as well and I’ve cursed and talked to myself in frustration to vent from time to time

      • Sorry Ron.
        Your post on one of the most disgusting examples of how to go too far with cosmetic surgery got somewhat hijacked.
        Hope you’re still having a good day.
        I’m pretty plastered.

    • Is KP legal to drive with spacca boots on?
      She’ll no doubt try, when she next needs to visit her goofa dust man.
      And the Bulgar thing just looks absurd. Am sure the lips are 100% plastic. The eyes are psycho.

  27. I should have asked for a toast rack for a Christmas prezzie!

    Would love to slip 3 slices of hot toast between their baps!

  28. She needs to stay away from the zoo.

    If a randy baboon sees those lips, it will strap her on like an alien face hugger.

  29. now that we don’t have barnum and bailey freak shows to enjoy I like to encourage these weirdos all i can, tell them the lips are not quite big enough, ummmm maybe better if the lips completely covered the nostrils and the eyes were sewn shut, better still add metal horns and cut the nose right off…see how far we can encourage hem to cut their own bonce off with a chainsaw and get to fuck.

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