Owen Jones (23) – Wanker Day

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Well here we are again then. It’s often said that the only certainties in life are death and taxes, but I’d say with confidence that there’s a third, and it rolls around as sure as night follows day.

Half the houses around our way are lit up like Las Vegas. Every retail outlet in town has dug out THAT bastard cd again; you know, the one with the fucking Pogues and that cunt Jona Louie (‘ya ta ta ta ta ta ya ta ta ta taaa…’). It’s official. The season of wee free kings of Orient are is with us once more. Innit.

Now in keeping with the directive to eat, drink and be merry, I hope to contribute to seasonal cheer by reminding cunters that another day of national celebration also comes around at this time of year.

Yes, 21st December has officially been declared #OwenJonesIsAWankerDay. Here’s your chance to pay your personal tribute to one of the great cultural figures of our time, a veritable titan on our national stage.

Altogether now, ladies and gentlemen. Raise your glasses, and let’s here it for little Owen, the dear, dear boy!

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(This is the kind of cunting I like. A bit of schadenfreude is good for the soul – Day Admin)

50 thoughts on “Owen Jones (23) – Wanker Day”

  2. Is he still around?
    I thought that, after he fought off half a dozen far-right thugs, single handed, without sustaining a single bodily injury, he would be recruited by a foreign billionaire as close-personal-protection.

    Or was he lying? Surely not!

    For me, every day is “Owen Jones is a wanker” day👍

  3. Here’s a conundrum:

    Owen Jones
    “Tash” Sarkah
    “Suckdick” Khunt”

    Only 2 bullets🤔

    • Easy, stand Owen Jones behind Tash, she is a skinny cunt, the bullet would go straight through and into the Jones boy, failing that I will go with Moggie 😂

    • While ‘Suckdick’ is doing that to rentboy Owen, shoot in the back of the head – bullet goes up japseye & gets the job done.
      Throttle ‘Sarkyarr’ with her own lack of fairplay, ha ha ha
      Floss her teeth wirh 9mm Parabellum 🙂

    • Pistol whip those three cunts to death, and use the Two bullets on Anthony Lyndon Blair just to be sure the cunt is dead.

  4. Sadly the boy Owen won’t be able to see his tributes on the 21st as he has an urgent appointment on Hampstead Heath with another nasty homophobe who wants to give him a pasting. After that he will mince a few miles to the home of Kweer Charmer where he will be the fairy on the top of the Xmas tree.. Mandy is standing by to dangle bits of tinsel off Owen in the most unlikely places, while enjoying mince pies and Babycham with Dame Kweer himself.

    • Where is Owen?
      Ive missed the little twat.
      Kung fu fighting nazis outside pubs, throwing strops on tv,
      Writing about revolutionary theology.
      Talented kid.
      He looks a bit like Greta?
      Obviously not the plaits just the face,
      Same chromosome missing?
      Come on Owen!
      Stop with the shyness!
      Your schoolboy socialism should be shared with everyone.

      • Wikipedia tells me he grew up in Stockport Miserable. Are there any public toilets in the town with a designated blue plaque outside commemorating his first reach around?

        His ‘assault’ sounded very similar to the Jussie Smollett one in the U.S, all a bit vague. Were they ever caught or were these ‘far-Right’ thugs really a figment of too many shandies?

      • Much to my embarrassment Owen is a fellow Stockport lad LL,
        He grew up in Bramhall not far from Bramhall Hall (Tudor mansion) quite posh!

        He based his book ‘chavs’ on his observations of working class youth in Stockport.
        Probably from the back of daddys Bentley?
        Windows firmly shut.

        His skills in the martial arts are beyond question.
        Hes brought many a man to his knees.😀

  5. I’d thought hoped maybe, that he’d passed on and it had been missed by dead pool.
    Never mind whenever I read see or hear him at least I know that there are more unfortunate cunts than I.
    Come on a p uff in his 30 s that looks and sounds like a school boy come on who’d want that ??

    Mr Fry ??

  7. According to Jones, the “wanker” insult was bellowed out by Tommy Robinson supporters. So he knows this for sure?

    I don’t support Tommy Robinson, but I sure agree Jones is a colossal wanker. I suspect there are literally millions of people who share the same view. If only for his socialist hyperbole, and nothing else.

    He should stick to fisting games on Hampstead Heath.

  9. Heard nothing of him for a while…assumed that the must have succumbed to The Aids…rather a disappointment to hear otherwise.

    • Wanksock@ – National treasure?
      Does that mean that we get to bury the cunt for a thousand years, dig him up, scrub him with a wire brush and lock him in a glass case forever?
      Count me in!

  11. Wasn’t he “let go” by The Grauniad?
    How much of a cunt do you have to be to get sacked by them?
    Oven, after filling his arse with sage and onion. He’ll like that 😃

  12. I hear Owen does podcasts these days where he sucks up to the likes of Suckdick Khunt and various other mad Labour lefty types. He’s posh, bent and obsessed with “injustices” against minorities (except Jews obviously)……exactly what is wrong with the modern Labour Party.

  13. What a relief!
    He still works for the guardian.
    I don’t know how I would have been able to carry on without his shining moral beacon.
    Oh hold on…he’s the epitome of everything rotten in this country and a vile Quisling.
    5 years in The Tower.
    Then oven.

  14. Little Owen storming off a live TV programme discussing the Orlando massacre with Julia Hartley-Brewer is still pure comedy gold. An adult (supposedly) still behaving like a petulant infant. I blame the parents for over-indulging the diminutive little prick.

  15. Does he wear big boys’ trousers yet? Is he any good at conkers? Is he triple jabbed?

    Good morning, everyone.

  16. If Owen Jones had just an ounce of insight and self-awareness he would really fucking hate himself.

    • I think you’ve hit the nail on the head Ghee.
      His head’s so far up his own arse that he has no inkling whatsoever as to how much of a cunt he is.
      He really is pure gold for cunters everywhere, and well worth a day of celebration in our national life.

      Morning all.

      • Oh dear. I can’t believe that I typed ‘let’s here it’ instead of ‘let’s HEAR it’.

        I fear that loud knocking at my door must be the grammar police…

  17. Watched a bloke shag his bird and it turned him to the gayness (allegedly).

    What a fucking degenerate.

    • And I love his definitely not fake Yorkshire accent too.

      He sounds like Prince Charles trying to say ‘Eeh by gum’ with a sock I’m his mouth.

      Aye up, you wanker. Wot, wot.

      Fuck off.

      • ‘sock in his mouth’

        FFS

        As others have said, he either hasn’t realised that Rick from the Young Ones was a piss take, or is oblivious to how similar he is, the stupid mincing cockgobbler.

  18. Yet another socialist raking in the money – his “socialism is great” channel is pay per view, but to be a “super socialist supporter” you have to pay more.
    Jones is the living embodiment of the decay of our Nation.
    The karate kid, fresh from fisting some big muscular Men in the ring and making their eyes water, stops off at the “Flat cap and clogs Chronicle” to write a tear strewn piece on how awful the capitalist pigs are, collects his pink cheque for ten grand and straight out the door to Pret a Manger to meet with his blue haired wide eyed disciples.
    Won’t fuck off to Venezuela or North Korea though will he?

  19. This feeble little Cunt needs to be fished from the Deep end of Barrymore’s pool with a rounders bat sticking out of his Anus.!

  20. I hope there are fireworks and street parties planned for the 21st. The nation needs a reason to be cheerful.

      • It’s a real puzzle to me why news and current affairs programmes always see Little Owen and that other festering gobshite Alibaba-Brown as ‘go to’s’ for comment and discussion.
        Both are insufferable, and to confound matters, must be on a nice little earner, spouting off from Norf Lahdan to the rest of the nation.

      • The BBC have him and Ash Sarkar on speed dial for when Dawn Butler and Abbott are unavailable for question time. Look under leftie cunts. When the giant asteroid that will destroy the world gets close I will take great comfort in the knowledge that they too will be immolated.

        (It would be interesting if there was some kind of political breakdown of how many Left wing, Moderates and Right Wingers, QT has had as guests over the last 10 years! I rather suspect the Lefties dominate – Day Admin)

      • Personally I’m always happy when Flabott puts in an appearance in the meeja.
        It’s a hoot, and a toe-curling experience for Labour. Why they keep letting her out in public without her carers is a total mystery.

  21. I have it on good authority that the plans for the Crossrail tunnels were inspired by his arse-cavern.

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