Macron Menopausal Frenzy
Little cunt has thrown his toys out of the pram yet again just because our Captain Chaos dared to post online his/HMG’s suggestions re the Refugee Crisis currently landing up on our fair shores.
As far as I can see nothing outrageous in content but Macron puffs up with Froggie bile shooting out of every orifice declaring that La Belle Frogland will not negotiate on social media at the same time pulling a scheduled face to face meeting with Johnson and Patel. Another classic example of Frog logic.
Factor in the gallic weirdness and self destruction over the Oz submarine deal – ambassadors withdrawn, not on speaking terms with “oldest ally” the US ect ect and something emerges beyond the customary Foggie negotiating tactics of bully sulk and whinge. Having long experience as an old married man me old cunt sniffer detects the winds of change.
Where once it savoured the familiar monthly whiff of rotting fish there is now the acrid pong of ammonia drifting across our Channel. After years of bad periods and bad faith towards the UK paranoid old cunt Macron is now surely undergoing the menopause – hot flushes, irrational rages, pussy like a sewer and out of the blue insatiable demands for sex with a desert dry pussy.
Been there and it still hurts.
Wee suggestioni in the spirit of this post Monsewer. A little HRT and KY Jelly might help you to restore the old Entente Cordial.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Massive Cunt. With a mummy fetish
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You have to remember Emanuele is a filthy Frenchman.
And as such not wired up right,
A sandwich short
Not firing on all cylinders
A headtheball.
Easily upset.
He’s under a lot stress with the upcoming elections.
I suggest a nice relaxing holiday!
Maybe Egypt?
Sun, sand, and he can fill his little boots shagging corpses in the pyramids.
The graverobbing little cunt.
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If Fatso was any use he’d declare war on France. Grow a pair, you useless cunt.
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Dreaming aren’t you Geordie?!
No fight in Boris.
That big pale slug can’t muster the energy of anger.
He looks like something you’d find under a wet log.
Id love it if we went to war with France!!!
Best weekend ever.
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Would it last a weekend even?!
The French are cunts though – do you remember them supplying Exocet middles to the Argies during the Falkland war?
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No Mikdys,
I dont remember that.
But its doesn’t surprise me.
No deed so low a Frenchman wont commit it.
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That could work out just fine if both countries agree that our peacefuls and um bongös and theirs fight and wipe each other out…result!
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What you can’t see in the photo at the top of the nom is that jellyfish is under the table in a gimp suit licking Macrons boots.
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No, I think that Mutti would like something better, and higher than boots licked.
“Oi, Kermit, forget see rosbifs. Have a taste of mature Deutsche fisch.”
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The little Napoleon has an election coming next year and he’s not daft. Shifting the Peaceful trash out of Frogland and dumping them on the English and insulting the weak cunts at the same time looks like a vote winner to me. Fuck me, if I were a Frenchie i’d vote for the cunt myself.
Well done Jellyfish you fucking wanker.
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Well, let’s hope that The Jellyfish takes a leaf out of Macron’s book and initiates a grand gimmegrant removal plan prior to the next election.
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I hope Le Pen does well – she’s been prentending to be a bit more central in her policies (like Boris pretended to be a conservative – not sure if she got the idea from him though). I’d like to think she’d deport the migrants back to where they came from or at least close France’s borders to them.
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Quite where this stuff about the french being ‘allies’ comes from is anyones guess. Even during WW2 half the french population didn’t really give a shit if they were liberated or not, and when they were, they showed unforgivable ungratefulness. Charles de Gaulle was a pompous Anglophobe who set the template for future relations, and apart from Mitterrand wanting to shag Maggie, things have remained the same.
Entente Cordiale? More like Entente Fucking Hostile.
Most world leaders of old would have made Macron look a total cunt, but unfortunately we’ve got Boris. It’s just a matter of who backs down furthest. My moneys on Bojo.
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The Entente Cordiale dates only from the early twentieth century so it is hardly a centuries old relationship. In WW1 the Germans were amazed that the U.K. chose to fight on behalf of the French; note that I wrote ‘on behalf of’ rather than with.
The only certainties in life are death,taxes and the French being cunts.
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Indeed FM.
I also despise the Dutch for their everlasting ingratitude following liberation from the Gestapo and outright starvation.
The lanky coward cunts.
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Why the fuck we let De Gaulle ride into Paris upfront is beyond me. It’s given the cunts the excuse to say they liberated themselves ever since, and some of them believe it.
Cunt should have been following along behind on an old bicycle with a string of onions around his neck.
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Didn’t he describe Bojo as a clown and knucklehead, not disputing the accuracy of the statement but Bojo should have responded with ‘next G7 some French cunt is going to get a slap’
Bojo’s ratings would go through the roof because everyone (except the woke) would agree 😂
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Oh. I forgot the Exocet missile shenanigans during the falklands. Who needs allies like those cunts?
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Read the books Harrier and Vulcan 607 by Rowland White. They are great, well researched and benefit from the more recent info that was released. In fairness to the French, they did quite a bit on the sly (naturally) to help us with combating the Exocet threat, and the Super Etendard that carried it.
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Yes, they do ‘sly’ very well.
World leaders in ‘sly’.😁
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Thanks for the recommendations – I’ll have a read of them (I’ve only read Max Hastings’ tome so far)👍
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Both excellent books GJ. Vulcan 607 is particularly riveting.
The French being the sneaky, backstabbing cunts that they are, sold the exocets to the argies, but failed to deliver technical expertise and spare parts.
They really are a duplicitous bunch of cunts and definitely not to be trusted by anyone, ever.
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Have a read of No Picnic by Julian Thompson. Or Red and Green life machine by Rick Jolly if you’d like some Falklands war stuff. Good accounts.
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Read them both Monty, my mates brother is in one of the pictures in Jolly’s book, he got burned on the Galahad. I’m trying to remember the name and author of a book about the assault on mount Longdon, a first hand account, which had questions raised in parliament when it came out, regarding the execution of Argie POWs.
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It’s official, The cunts don’t wash.
I had a couple of french students that didn’t shower for a month. They stunk of shit by the time they left.
Where do you hide your money from a french man ? under a bar of soap.
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How the fuck did Boris come up with the idea that British police should patrol the French beaches? What country is going to allow foreign coppers on its soil to arrest its own citizens?
I’ve never heard such bollocks in my life. It could only have come from the dim brain of Carrie Antoinette surely?
The man is a fucking idiot.
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I would point out that we have sent military to Poland to assist on the Belarusian border.
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An “apples and oranges” comparison with Boris’s blustering claptrap about deploying hundreds if not thousands of Police to the French coast with powers to arrest/detain, Sick of it. As a frog myself, I’m with Freddie on this point. It was a totally unworkable and quite mental idea designed solely to appeal to the UK electorate, which not surprisingly pissed off the Quai d’Orsay.
I should point out that the Poland/Belarus UK military assistance was sent under a NATO/OTAN umbrella, NOT unilaterally by Britain. It was also limited to a handful of (initially ten) MoD engineers. There were no combat troops sent. “Guys with diggers”, as Ben Wallace put it.
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Very true Hebdo, you are correct but if the situation (scale and landscape) on the French coast means that the French police don’t have enough resources to police it adequately then an offer to assist I believe was genuine.
Macron would never agree to anything from the Brits, unless we offered him Camilla of course 😂
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To Chuck my two pence worth in, neither the migrants or the traffickers are French, so arrests could be done through Interpol, or with the sanction/assistance of the French government. If they wanted to of course…
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This buffoon is still a child. I bet he wears nappies at home so his mother/wife can change them. What a loathsome cunt he is.
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Boycott all French goods until The granny shagger has fucked off.
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Boycott all French goods.
There, fixed it for ya.
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Admittedly a good scrap with those cunts is well overdue but cowardice reigns.
As a substitute I’d love to see a tariff war..huge tariffs on French cheese wine etc.
If nowt else it would have Jemima and Tarquin in Chelsea go full meltdown.
Great cunting of the biggest greasy cunts on the planet.
How I wish we’d take the gloves off with the bloody swine.
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Too true, UT. For nearly a thousand years we’ve only ever either fought with the garlic chomping cunts or pulled them out of the shit. It’s time to give them another fucking good hiding!
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Four people in the carriage of a train – an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there’s the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there’s a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks “I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him”
The pretty young blonde thinks “I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him”
The Frenchman thinks “I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me”
The Englishman thinks “I hope there’s another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French cunt again”
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I think that the word ‘Macron’ could come into general usage as an alternative to ‘cunt’.
‘That Ian Blackford, he’s a right Macron’, does have a certain quality to it, I feel.
Morning all!
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Splendid Ron.
Good morning.
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Afternoon Ron. Shouldn’t that be ‘a left Macron’?
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What’s the difference between Emanuel Macron and care home fees?
Care home fees only fuck old people, monthly.
🤔
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That is hilarious. 😂
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Macron and the French in general have never got over Trafalgar and the humiliation of surrendering to the Germans and how we had to come and save their filthy arses.
Why do the French stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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They seem to want a repeat of Azincourt and Crecy too.
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We should never have moved the Euro train terminus away from Waterloo.
I love French music, but I never feel I can trust a frog.
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We own the place by any reasonable measure, just send the cunts an eviction notice. Apparently the Omacron variant can be defeated with a swift kick in the bollocks, no shortage of volunteers.
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… LOL … the shit stain of Europe. Love the fact that Boris fucked him over with that letter. Didn’t even attempt to hide the fact … the best ol’ frenchie could do was suggest that BJ is a clown. Well he is … but he’s our clown so fuck off … go and contemplate your submarine contract with the Aussies … oh wait!
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It is ironic, non, that there is a phrase in French “faire une carte de la France.”
Which means to accidentally splash on the floor when taking a leak.
It’s a very good analogy.
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I’ve just double-checked this, it means to have a wet dream, or wank, acc to different sources.
Piss on the floor was what we were told in A-Level French…
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In my experience with the French they’re not too bad, especially those out in the sticks. Very friendly and welcoming in fact – some of who managed to speak English during my trips to Frogland back in the day.
Of course its a different kettle of Frogs in the metro areas, especially Paris and Lyon. Most of the French there are snooty egotistical cunts – a bit like the posh bits of the Smoke. They talk big, but they’re shit scared of their own shadows.
Then of course there’s Marseille – a coastal city that is one of most dangerous crime-ridden places in Europe (drugs, people trafficking, petty theft, rape, GBH, racism etc). But old Macaroon chooses not to mention that in case it upsets his uppity woke friends in the metro areas of Paris.
https://www.thetravel.com/europe-most-dangerous-cities/
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Quite right Techno.
Lyon used to be France’s second biggest city. Now it’s Marseille, because it’s been invaded by half the population of North Africa. That couldn’t have anything to do with it now being one of Europe’s most dangerous shitholes, could it?
And yes, the provincial French hate Parisians like Micron, whom they regard as arrogant, condescending pricks. Which indeed they are.
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Macron is a shill president. He was magicked into existence as enabled by the corrupt French electoral system. Stage 1 – Marine Le pen wins or seriously threatens to win; Stage 2 – a sate sanctioned middle-ground glove puppet emerges as the ‘keep the right out’ candidate. The Macron cunt didn’t even have a party ffs. As the photo suggests, all of this suits the slag Merkel and her EU Reich.
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Micron will win again – because they have PR voting and quite simply the ‘left’ will vote ‘left’ and the right will vote ‘right’. Now – if they all voted for ONLY Le Pen in the first ballot (all other ‘rights’ withdrawing, then things might be different, but that isn’t going to happen.
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When you look at what France and The USA are lumbered with – perhaps we’re not so badly off?
I could also add New Zealand, 80% of the South American countries and ALL of fucking AFREECA!
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What a Le Cunt. Weak, unrealistic, and worthless all around. Like most western leaders actually.
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Suggest to slide le granny shagger into your oven please Unkle Terry?
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The answer is simple – just hire a few chaps (and ladies too of course) to patrol the Kent etc coast, give a good kicking to the dinghy invaders and then dump them back in France – and charge the snail snaffling blighters for it!
Then, invade France – it will only take as long as is determined by the top speed of our vehicles as everyone in the world knows – after 200 miles stop, build border wall, dig new English Channel WITHOUT that fkin tunnel under it – job done!
Paint on border wall “And French wine is shit”!
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