Cliff Richard (3)

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I know some ISAC readers are masochists as we have early morning postings on shit, or piles or some equally unpleasant aspect of the human body, so try this one on for size Ageing songster and dear friend of Anthony Blair, Cliff Richard is 81 tomorrow (October 15th).

In the dying days his 80th year the wizened old cunt has posed in swimming trunks for a calendar (probably a self named one, though it could be part of the BBCs “Antiques Roadshow” calendar):

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The old bugger must be demented – who wants to see an 80 year old practically naked?. I suppose Margaret Beckett might strum herself off over it, but nobody else, not even AnalEase.

Probably a pair of Tom Daley’s that he “found”. Be grateful I have spared you the photo which I daresay the money grubbing old shitstain has copyrighted.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

49 thoughts on “Cliff Richard (3)”

    • My dog has a big rawhide chew in the garden.
      After being gnawed on, sat out in the weather,
      Its gone leathery and wizened.
      Looks a bit like Cliff must naked?
      And my ball bag has many a wrinkle and resembles Cliffs neck.

      • Some airport staff once mistook him for a battered old leather suitcase and threw him on the luggage carousel, only saved when he started singing Congratulations. Private jets only now (fuck you Greta).

  2. Good nom, but I loved ‘Summer Holiday’. Cliff was cool. Maybe that is where he first got the swimming trunks obsession? Tommy Steele was a bit edgier. Joe Brown, edgier still. It would be great if they all got together and did a tour. Or maybe it wouldn’t.

  3. Shrivelled old ballbag.

    If he hadn’t been completely cleared of any charges by Operation Yewtree,I’d have been highly suspicious of “The Peter Pan of Pop”…obviously a strong belief in God has done wonders for him…a valuable lesson for some of the Heathens on this site.

  4. LOL … they called this cunt a national treasure FFS! Like many of the things that they classify as ‘treasure’ this one should be buried … buried deep and then forgotten about.

  5. Poor Cliff. Became famous at a time when homos went to prison just for being homos. Today when bummery is practically compulsory for showbiz types you’d think he’d come out of the closet.
    Trouble is, for years he’s been a god botherer so it would look bad that he’d been lying through his teeth for all this time.
    I really don’t mind the shallow old bastard. Not really on my list of cunts and it’s a very long list, trust me.

  6. They used to call him “the Peter Pan of pop”. Sanctimonious irrelevance, more like.

    • The Peter Pan of Pap is too busy emptying his colostomy bag to be irrelevant.

      Afternoon Ruffers.

      • Looks like he’s been emptying it over his head, the narcissistic God bothering cunt.

        🕺 Evening Capt! 👍

  7. Posing in swimwear? From that picture, he should be paid not to. Looks like he’s got one foot in the grave.

  8. Not really bothered either way about this one.

    I am, however, awaiting the nomination Capt. Magnanimous posted last week with bated breath.

    Of course I have no idea how that one is going to play out. 😉

  9. “Power to the boys who play rockin roll and make my life so sweet
    And to the girls😂I’ve had before and those I’ve yet to meet”

    He should have won the Eurovision that time even though he was lying through his arse

  10. Saw a naked 80 yr old man in the locker room. His body and ass looked like melted wax, literally. Sad.

  11. WTF as Cliff done to deserve this! Poor old fucker, pick on that Baldwin cunt I had never heard of. Fuck em cunts all of them.

  12. Ah yes Cliffo the eternal pixy poof of pop. An open secret in the business that he has been in a same sex relationship with his business manager for years. His business wether he comes out or not but I think he would be a lot happier if he did. Would have spiked that nasty BBC News business when a helicopter TV crew were waiting having been tipped off by the police that they were going to use their universal “keys” to gain entry to his house. As I recall Cliffo watched it all on TV not having been informed that plod were calling. Distasteful.
    No longer young bum anymore which in his circles is the kiss of death. A smart money prospect for The Pool.

  13. After Cliff had appeared onstage in Japan he was making his way out when a young fan said.
    Me number one fan Cwiff, have all songs and everyfing.
    Second fan said No no no Mister Cwiff me number one fan not her.
    Finally a third one makes her way through and says No, me number one Cwiff pwease sing song, pwease sing Tits and Fanny.
    Wtf says leatherface I haven’t made a song called that.
    Sure mister Cwiff it goes like this.
    Tits and Fanny how we don’t talk anymore.

    It’s not easy writing in Japanese you know.

  14. Yeah let’s not forget that the BBC tried to stitch him up, the bunch of bastards, and they were left looking like the filthy cunts they are. He deserves National Treasure status for that alone.

  15. I quite like some of the Shadows songs – is that naff?

    Man of Mystery, FBI, Wonderful Land, Kon Tiki. It sort of reminds me of the theme to a 60s spy thing like the Man from U.N.C.L.E or the surf music of the 1950s like Dick Dale.

    • Early Shadows stuff – up to ‘The Rise And Fall of Flingel Bunt’ – is ace!

      Cliff, on the other hand, is totally naff, although I must confess that as a nine year old I bought ‘Summer Holiday’ 45 with my pocket money and went to see the filum, which at the time I thought was the fucking bees knees. Then came The Beatles….

    • You have the chance to hear “Man of Mystery” every Wednesday evening at 1850 on Talking Pictures (Freeview 81) as they are currently repeating the “Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre”, which used this as the sig tune which they made at Merton Park between 1960-1965, originally as second feature films.

      But you will have to be quick – we are already at 1964 and they are being show in strict order

  16. Fuck-all wrong with Cliff. Stitched up by the BBC, seems to mind his own business, a few decent tunes, and has a sense of humour. (The Young Ones, Kenny Everett, etc). Not for me, this cunting.

    • Amen. I’m not a great fan; Devil Woman kicked ass as a track.

      Cliff has never harmed anyone, it would seem and he hasn’t been an outward cunt to anyone in interviews etc. Sorry, but there are bigger cunts out there in cuntworld.

      • We Don’t Talk Any More was a great pop record and had Number 1 written all over it. The 12′ is a rare gem.

        I don’t like Cliff’s Christmas records. But, then again, I don’t like any Christmas records. And at least Sir Clifford hasn’t caved in to the woke wibblers. Like that servile, snivelling cunt. Prick Jagger.

    • Me too. I´ve always had a soft spot for Cliff. I used to have a good friend who had a similar Anglo-Indian background as Cliff and his parents went to the UK after independence as did many. Others went to Canada. Cliff could easily have gone woke decades ago – coming out as gay, calling himself black etc but kept his mouth shut – except when he was singing great songs like “Travelling Light” and “The Young Ones”. He was evenly discriminated against for being openly Christian in a supposedly Christian society and his record company changed the lyrics of “The Only Way Out”, which was a religious song, from ” And the only way out is the only way in and it’s you Lord”, removing “Lord”. Keep up the good work St Cliff!

  17. Last thing I remember Sir Clifford of Richard doing was yet another crappy Christmas record.

    He sounded like he was singing ‘He is gobbling you! A gobbling you! On the Saviour’s Day!’

    A pin-up calendar of an 81 year old Clifford?!! Fucking hell… Mind you, it could be worse. We could be traumatised by a calendar featuring Fat Reg in his swimming trunks.

  18. Norman please warn me about things like that. I have a vivid imagination, and that made me feel quite nauseated.

  19. You get normal people that like to have relations with the opposite sex and you get the homos that like to fuck with their own sex.

    Then there are the switch hitters that will have sex with either.

    I suppose it follows that there is a type of person that doesn’t want sex with anyone.

    I think that the Peter Pan of Pop is one of those.
    There is no way that he could possibly keep his sexual encounters secret for so long.

    He is a cunt though.
    The diet coke of Elvis.

  20. In the closet shackled up with a ex Catholic priest. Its amazing people dont know….

  21. I think the BBC went after every White, Male, popular with the working and middle classes, British icon.

    They still are.

    The CUNTS👎

  23. I think Clifford’s biggest crime is being a bit boring.
    Tennis, Jesus,
    Bit ducky,
    Not a hellraiser type.
    But wouldn’t say hes particularly a cunt.
    Lots worse!
    His music is boring as fuck, but so what?
    I feel a bit sorry for the poor old fucker?
    Dont know why hes posing in swimming trunks though?
    He’ll look like a jap prisoner of war,
    Like a skellington made of leather.
    Put your clothes back on, Tenko.

  24. It will be interesting to see the BBC’s fawning, arse-licking tribute to the cunt when he finally carks it.

    If they’re still in business by then. The fucking cunts.

  25. Cliff’s mate, Hank Marvin, also attained a decent level of fame, which is unusual for someone who spent most of their life standing in the Shadows….

  27. Am I the only cunt here who heard that he’s got a colostomy ?
    At least he can always make a bit of money on the side.

    • At fucking last!! I knew eventually someone would pick up on this thread about the Yew Tree dodging, wrinkly old cunt! After all, I’ve made enough subtle comments over the last few months. He’s been wearing a shit bag for the last 30 years as far as I’m aware.

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