“Italians” Emma Thompson (6) and Greg Wise

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(UK hater-when-convenient Thompson and Blubby Hubby receiving their Italian Citizenship, conveniently in front of the media – Day Admin)

Greg Wise and ‘Our Emm’.

Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was Brexit. This did not go down well with ‘national treasure’ Emma Thompson and her husband Greg Wise.

‘I feel European’, burbled our Emm, contemptuously labelling the land which has given her fame and fortune as ‘a tiny little cloud-bolted, rainy corner of sort-of Europe, a cake-filled, misery-laden grey old island’. We love you too.

Amid much pomp and fanfare, the pair swanked off and bought a pad in Venice, and were granted residency in February 2020. Here they stayed happily ever after, sporting their European credentials and living out their European dream.

Erm, well not quite. Suddenly, like a bolt from the blue, came Covid-19, which hit Italy like a roaring shitstorm. So did Emm and Greg, true to their new allegiance, stay in Italy and ride it out?.

Nope. The pair promptly pissed their pants and fled back to benighted old Blighty after just FOUR DAYS, and (at least as far as I can see) Italy hasn’t seen hide nor hair of them since.

Fast forward to August 2021. I’ve just finished reading the somewhat pretentious ‘What I’ve Learnt’ column in ‘The Times’ magazine, featuring none other than the lad Greg himself. It appears that he and the mrs. are still in the wilds of Argyll. He says ‘we’re tucked up in a glen here in Scotland, and the morning light and sounds of nature are extraordinary’. He’s busy ‘reconnecting with nature’, it seems.

The intro to the article states that ‘he lives in London and Scotland with his wife Emma Thompson’. No mention of Italy and the glories of life in the EU. No shit, Sherlock. It seems that old Brexit Britain ain’t such bad a place to be after all when there’s a problem. I wonder if they’ll ever feel safe enough to desert us once more *sob*, in order to grace Italy with their presence again…

What a couple of utterly intolerable, hypocritical luvvy cunts these two are.

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*Apologies Admin; I can’t find a link to ‘The Times’ article of 21 Aug 2021 which contains the full article with the complete intro.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

48 thoughts on ““Italians” Emma Thompson (6) and Greg Wise”

  1. I hope their Venetian funk hole gets flooded. Every year. Or visited by Italian me-do-as-I-likeys.

  2. Because the Italians just love the EU, don’t they.

    She’ll be back at The Ivy pouring gravy and our terrible cakes down her gullet within the year, especially given all of that US investment in studio space in and around London coming in…. despite Brexit.

    • What made me laugh was all her crap about ‘feeling European’. We’ve got news for yer darlin’ you still are. Kent (as we find to our cost every day) can still be found about 20 miles from the fucking mainland.
      If we ever see the back of Covid, I’m sure the cunts be off like a shot, telling all and sundry just how difficult and unpalatable life was back here in Blighty, but how they stayed put to show solidarity.
      Bless.

  4. It’s a tough choice but all things considered Thomson would be first to be awarded the Marie Antoinette prize if you know what I mean.

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