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Netflix is a cunt when they are dragging their feet releasing a series that everyone wants or cancelling one because they ran ‘out of funds’ but they still have enough in the budget for a million bloody documentaries that only fucking braindead cunts watch.

A new season of Lemony Snickets would be nice and it had a proper cast and story every episode was a delight to watch and was properly acted by all the fine actors and actresses involved. Just fucking do another series while the original cast is young an still alive and theres a enough written material They glossed over alot of stuff from the books for one but no its we get a delusional fantasy of interracial woke love story during the Victorian era in bridgerton People actually watch this crap?!

Another series of Stranger Things too would be nice You know the 4th series that has been fucked and abandoned but of course the cunts at netflix can’t be bothered and they are going keep making excuses because of the corona pandemic. We all want to see the sexy little Millie Bobby Brown and her merry band of goonie friends to once and for all beat the demigorgon but fucked to know if we ever see it now

Nominated by: TitSlapper

73 thoughts on “Netflix (6)”

  1. I think a 4th series of Stranger Things is slated for release over the next 12 months. I enjoyed 1 and 2, but not 3 so much. I enjoyed Tiger Cunt on Netflix too. Other than that it’s the usual pile of woke shite about evil Whiteys and saintly bleks.

    • Tiger King was sort of funny like white American trash on steriods My comment on documentaries was sort of misplaced but I usually hate the ones netflix makes I wanna see the Unabomber one actually

      I’m still looking forward to a 4th series of Stranger Things despite the last one being not that great. Stranger Things still beats any other woke piles of shit they have been releasing lately I don’t care if they kill the series after a 4th but I’ll take even a 5th season of Stranger Things over some international wank or boring documentary

      • Yep – Stranger Things is, on the whole, fantastic. Like Stephen Spielberg meets Steven King with a bit of Twin Peaks and the X-Files thrown in. I would like to set the Demigorgon lose in the House of Lords.

      • NMC, Agree Robin of Sherwood tv series was special. I think the Clannad music score had a lot to do with it’s success. It just captures pagan and Christian tones so well.

  2. That lemony Snicket’s adventure series is a pile of shit. Both the film and the series were shamelessly stolen from Flight of the Doves, a fine old English film starring Jack Wild and Ron Moody among other great actors.

    As for Netflix I stream all my films and series’s for free and don’t care how long it takes them release the next pile of shit!

    Fuck off!

    • Like the Hollywood cuntfest and Kevin Costner cackpile, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Story, scenes and characters nicked wholesale from the 80s ITV classic, Robin Of Sherwood. A film version of Sherwood was vetoed in 1990 because the film industry wanted to fund and promote Costner’s dog shit. The cunt couldn’t even say Nottingham properly. Nodding-ham? Fuck off, you septic cunt.

      • Norman@
        Im just rewatching Robin of Sherwood from the beginning.
        It was my favourite as a lad of 14yr.
        The actor who played Little John( Clive Mantle) said its the most enjoyable show hes been on and the cast get together every year.
        *The grave of the real Little John is in st Michael’s churchyard Hathersage in the Peak District .
        Sometimes go there.

      • Mis-filmed in Wales by HTV👍

        Er indoors loves this series-I bought the box set on video, then again on DVD for her, years ago.

        The Kevin Costner film was shite. Just like that shite recent review-boot with that cunt from Australia 👎

      • Not the first film they’ve stolen, remade and butchered, Norman. Russell Crowe is just as guilty for shit accents with Mel Gibson up there too in Bravearse!

      • Excellent spot of cunting there and roundly deserved too. I wish Alan Rickman had actually cut his fucking heart out with a spoon.

    • I highly disagree but I respect your opinion Sir. I naively know nothing of Flight of the Doves but my interest is mildly piqued

      I enjoyed the show alot you are not gonna change my opinion of that with your semi angry worded reply. Neil Patrick Harris did fantastic Job of Count Olaf pretty much better in everyway then Jim Carreys in the film. Carrey should take a giant L for not accepting and continuing the role as Olaf Btw I am fucking On not off today

      • You seem you have the wrong end of the stick on a couple of counts. It wasn’t a semi angry reply, it was simply a scathing indictment on the above theft and a subsequent poor imitation. Also I don’t think anyone in history of the world has ever change their opinion because of something somebody else wrote on the Internet.

        I did however like Stranger Things, idea stolen again from the Goonies, but still!

        As for Netflix itself, it is a subscription service that needs constant input, new films and series’s so the quantity is going to remain high and over time to maintain profit margins the quality is bound to diminish.

      • I don’t watch shit, but having recently subscribed to Netflix, I’m loving it.
        Watched 4 great films and am currently deep into ‘Narcos’

        Better than any old shit on terrestial TV or the dreaded pc Beeb

  3. Zack Synder the cunt is doing a netflix film soon. Another zombie film because we sure need more zombie shite don’t we? Sure lacking in the that genre…

    Its called Army of the Dead looks unoriginal as a piece of fried fuck but heres hoping it will be decent not to be confused with classic film Army of Darkness (Evil Dead series) No relation to it whatsoever

    • I’d like to see a zombie remake of Dads Army. Dead’s Army.

      • Good nom Titslapper👍
        Funnily enough Netflix seems to be quite good for documentaries.
        But if watching a series it can sometimes end without another series being made.
        F is for family and Last Kingdom are two shows on there I like!
        And theres a documentary about the guru and cult leader Sri Rajneesh that a great true crime documentary called ‘Wild Country’.
        It will make you hate hippies 😀

  4. Good nom, TitSlapper old mate.

    There’s talk of a final series of Life On Mars/Ashes To Ashes. John Simm (Sam Tyler) has said its a serious proposition and he’s impressed with the scripts. But as much as I loved both series, I’m afraid the cunts at the BBC will turn this classic into a wokefest. Will a revival be as good as the original, or will it be a BAME, mouthy wimmin and bender bonanza? I hope not, because it was a great show.

  5. I only put Netfux on to sour the mood so I can take refuge in scotch or rum.

    It’s fully crammed with weird cunts and rainbow huggers and blek fuckers.

    A shitty nightmare I must say.

    • So true. Turned my back before the first lockdown after many years of ambivalence – wonder why people are so fascinated. I can read more in the same time a tard spells it out in a documentary. I think TV is one of the signs we are actually truely fucked and deserve to become extinct. My test – if i miss something does my life take a turn for the worse? I started deliberately not finishing stuff I was “enjoying” and the world’s still spinning! Only have (a single but fucking huge!) TV for the kids, and they only want jewtube – fuck the BBC!

  7. The picture in the nom, do the lips need inflating to 50 psi? You could use the fuckers to cross the channel and have 30 peaceful types on them

    • In this adaption of the Anne Frank story, she is arrested the Polizei are informed she is smoking crack in the attic.

      • Crack in the Attic with David Dickinson and Chiggun George deceased.
        Id watch that.

      • Anne Wank, LL. A ghostly porn film containing spectral ejaculation :-O

      • David Dickinson would also feature in The Repair Shop for a fresh coat of creosote.

      • David Dickinson is ever so suave
        LL.
        Lovely tan, understated jewellery, that stretch in the nick set him on the straight an narrow an no mistake (😀)

      • We should send him around to Fiddler Towers to price up Dicks curios .

        “A real bobby-dazzler this shrunken Amazonian tribal head”.

  8. I gave up conventional TV about 7 to 8 years ago , no terrestrial tv stations at all. I’m able to stream if I want but I do have Netflix courtesy of my niece sharing the platform. It’s shit generally but one of my favorites as in Series (which I normally hate as they stretch the bollock of any sane cunt) was Ozark . For an American series it was interesting.

    • Ozark was great! Apart from that I can count on one hand the things I’ve enjoyed on Netflix.

  9. There is a weird forced meme of Millie Bobby Brown on twatter and other social media sites depicting her as homophobic

    Its confusingly stupid because its coming from poofs, libtards and kpop accounts cunts who’s usual tweets are stupid pro muslim, woke blm, pro eu, tik tok or cringe lgbt shit all day long.

    I don’t know why they would inadvertently tarnish her image but it seems its more of projection of themselves as cunts who deserve death for being gay I guess I dunno It got bad enough that she deleted her twatter account. She should be thanking them, the cunts

  11. I’d like to see a new series of Combat Dealers, with a twist.
    Bruce and the boys acquire and do up a couple of Panther tanks. Then, in the final episode, dressed in uniforms of the 2nd SS Panzerdivision ” Das Reich “,
    they run amok with live ammo at the Labour Party conference in Brighton.
    They’re always bleating about the ‘ far right ‘.
    Give them something to bleat about.
    Much better than Mods and Rockers.
    Panzers, march !

  12. Lemony fucking snickets? That’s for children surely?
    As for sexy Milly Bobby Brown, she would have been too young for Epstein!
    Unless you’re fifteen years old or younger, you need help.

  13. If you removed the pigtails from the person in the nom pic. above, they would look uncannily like St George of the Annointed Floyd?

  14. Google: “best films on Netflix”. Then try to get them to play in the UK. Ninety percent of them won’t. As the Yanks themselves would say “that really sucks”!

    Only good thing, unlike the B Bloody C, is that you have a choice whether to pay them or not…

  15. MBB is way too young for me to see her as “sexy”. But Mrs Wheeler? Oh yes. Stranger Things mixes E.T., X-FILES, Goonies, and Alien.
    Love season 1&2. 3 went phagghut as predicted and they fucking hit us with it in the last episode. I’m done with those cunts. I dropped The Walking Dead for the same reason. They stuck that fucking gay shit in for no reason and no part of the story and I never watched it again.

      • Chiggun George verdict in. I bet they have someone knocking up the gallows outside the courthouse this very moment.

      • Listen very carefully. I will say this only once.
        SHE’S IN THE ATTIC !!
        Evening, MNC.

      • Her drum kit is on eBay-described as “new” condition😂

        Evening Jack-hope all is well at the rookery👍

      • Good evening, General. All is well, thank you. The doors, gates and outbuildings are locked, the dog is on guard, she warned someone off the other day, early in the morning, she’s coming on nicely,feisty bugger but a good girl.
        Now it is time for bed.
        The Rookery sleeps.
        Goodnight.

      • America would have been in flames if Chauvin was cleared of murder. The government and the judiciary knew that only too well.

        Sleepy Joe gave some ‘words of encouragement’ to Chiggun George’s ‘fambly’ earlier today just to ensure the Judge was absolutely clear where this was to end up.

        I feel a Sainthood coming on for George. ‘St George of Minneapolis and Chiggun County’. There, perfect.

      • America will be in flames regardless.
        Just as soon as the next piece of shit criminal carks it at the hands of some copper and the mood is right for some more anti white…. sorry, anti racism statue toppling from the you know who brigade.
        This May or possibly June? Maybe July…
        Yawn.

      • Chauvin has been found guilty on all counts. No fucking surprises there then. What a bunch of cunts…

      • He’ll appeal as the judge said he’d have a right too after Maxine Waters’ comments. Also, the mate of George Floyd who refused to speak also gives him a reason to claim a retrial I believe (he gave a statement to cops at the time that Floyd was skipping into and out of consciousness before the cops showed up- he refused to testify as he didn’t want to incriminate himself for selling him drugs which possibly killed him).

        Add to that, the fucking President no less has made it impossible to get a fair appeals trial and also stuck his oar in to intimidate the jury (this one due to the crowds outside or any future one).

        I heard that if a mistrial is agreed on appeal (Waters comments and Floyd’s mate) and then that gets declared a mistrial (Biden’s comments and possibly the media bias) he’ll be free.

        Thing is, I think the machine will make sure justice is not served.

        He’s fucked.

        My guess?

        40 years for the first charge, 20 and 10 for the others. He’ll get 70 years without parole.

        They will throw the fucking book (and some) at him to hopefully shut the chippy fuckers up (it won’t).

      • America will now be held to ransom every time there is a black related trial. If they don’t get what they want, there will be fire.

        And OJ Simpson lecturing about Chauvin ‘murdering’ the Lord of Chiggen? That’s rich, coming from that mental black cunt. It’s like Hitler calling Stalin anti-semitic.

      • If I was a cop in America today, I would be handing my notice in. There’s no way you can do your job protecting people and property if some of the biggest perpetrators of crime are now virtually untouchable. And, as they are undoubtedly their own worse enemy, its not just white people who are fucked.

      • There was a septic rozzer on the news the other day saying recruitment is a real problem now.

        Well guess what, Mr Rozzer? It’s going to be practically impossible to find someone to police towns and cities full of dark keys now. You could offer me £500,000 a year and I wouldn’t do it over there. One incident could get you 80 years in prison. Not fucking worth it.

        They’re untouchable. Let them burn their fucking cities down and kill each other with no fucking rozzers to come to their aid.

        They’ve earned it.

      • Some ex cops were very brave and stuck up for him in court. Very brave considering the potential backlash they could’ve got.

        However, there were quite a few who stitched him up big time (probably for promotions).

        His peers threw him under the bus. Potential recruits will have noted that.

        You’d have to be fucking mental to police a town full of the chippy, law breaking cunts for 20 grand a year or whatever they pay a rookie.

        If a dark key with covid, blood pressure of 213/110 (readings he’d had previously) around that number… so high a nurse was worried he was having a stroke), a lethal dose of illicit fentanyl in his system, heart problems, who is foaming at the mouth and passing out before you get there dies when resisting arrest – you’ll be in prison for the rest of your days.

        Who wants that fucking job?

        Fuck that lol.

      • She is a very genderfluid cute girl and I find that sexy for some reason lol

        Walking Dead got boring as fuck after 2nd series I tried watching later episodes but couldn’t get into it only started watching it again because Neegan was killing cunts off

  16. The democratic party have made America in their own image.

    Unless you are in the super wealthy category white people there better watch out, your days are numbered! We won’t be far behind them either!

    You have been warned!

    • I find it very unlikely that hair sniffer Joe will serve a full term in office.

      Kamala Harris will take over within a year or two.
      You could say she’s just Biden her time….

      Already got my coat on.

    • Europe and Americunt are two very different animals.

      Have faith, dear boy😉

      • The rewriting of history to suit the *democrat party and the tanned narrative, historical statues being vandalised and pulled down, taking the knee at sporting events to commemorate the life and mourn death of a career criminal, valuable police resources spent on perceived hate speech, police stop and search powers curtailed because of perceived racism….the list is endless!

        Now remove *democrat party and insert *the Left/Antifa, Liberals, Wishy-washy weak as piss apathetic millennials and BLM and you are in England!

        Different animals? On the contrary CG, wake up and smell our country burning, if it isn’t too late already!

      • Despite the FACTS you’re still not getting it and your shortsightedness is indicative of the problem.

        I didn’t say we are America, wake up, dear! 😉

    • Looks that way , there’s a shift happening in the good old USA and it ain’t for the better. Seems like they’ve forgotten what made them great. I’d like to teach the World to sing, in perfect harmony . I’d like to buy the World a Coke and keep it Company. It’s the Real thing.

  17. I’m conflicted on the George Floyd thing but I dunno I probably hate cops as much as thugs. American cops seem particularly egoist pricks stroking power but prick cops everywhere. I don’t know many police videos I’ve seen this year were they harass and outright violently abuse old people, women not wearing their precious masks

    DemoncRat Party is definitely a band of cunts and are normalising race war against whites and now a potential nuclear war with Russia
    over Crimea aka also known as Cry me a river

    The Floyd thing is the neck chokehold was a huge contributing factor especially if he was on drugs Whole thing was completely avoidable should of just let poor Floyd go but yes black thugs who don’t comply are a protected class now because of this stupid trial

    • Stand in line Sir , typically describes Americans dressed with brief authority ,they don’t help. Not all are complete cunts , but this is what you get when things get amplified by a shower of utter cunts that have fuck all else in their lives . GET a fucking hobby you cunts and don’t be watching every move so you can point the finger for fuck all , only to raise the temperature. Cunt’s for been even entertained by media whores

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