This Cunt Featuring That Cunt with Another Cunt

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I don’t listen to today’s popular music as 98% of it is shit. Between the TVs at the gym and having a preteen, I get exposed to some against my will and I noticed that most “artists” these days collaborate. Every video that pops up is 2-3 “artists” doing the “song”. It seems that it takes 3 working together to put out what is still total fucking shit. Amazing.

This new breed can’t seem to crank out a decent offering even when they put their heads together FFS. This is yet another degeneration of all that was once worthy of consumption and admiration. Too many “DJs” have replaced actual instruments with strings, skins, and wind as well. Here’s the funny part: my kid one day will be saying that her kid’s music is all shit too!

Guess I’m that grumpy old Fucker that complains about how everything in my day was better etc etc.

Get the fuck off my lawn you little shits!!

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

32 thoughts on “This Cunt Featuring That Cunt with Another Cunt”

  1. Very little originality in music in the last 25 years 👎

    The only collaboration that I want to see is 90% of modern music and Unkle Terry’s oven.
    😀👍

  2. The former ‘hip hop artist’ (according to Wikipedia) Saint Chiggun of George won’t be doing any more collaborations, that’s for sure.

  3. Now St George of Floyd has been officially raised to the right hand of the Great Chiggun Father, we will ban any white music and our national anthem will be changed to some rap shit.

    • That Ortez political bint said ‘This is not justice!’ regarding Chauvin declared ‘guilty’ on all counts. He hasn’t even been sentenced yet too.

      No, he should obviously have been strangled to death in the courtroom as soon as he walked in, had his family thrown down a well and then had their bodies dug up and kicked around and shat on by the BLM mob.

      Would that do her? I fucking doubt it. There’d still be some honkies drawing breath somewhere.

      Just think of all those classic hits we’ve missed from St. Chiggun because of Chauvin? Remember all those hits of the past he had?
      Me neither.

      (Please don’t take this nomination off-topic with the latest news about Chiggun George. Thanks. DA)

  4. A young chap at work said he’s studying music at University.
    Wonderful i cried… What instruments do you play and what music are you studying ?
    Oh, he said you don’t have to learn how to play instruments anymore , i do all my music on a computer app and i’m learning deep house and limp step dub.

    Fuck right off .

    • I know someone who did the same. Spent his degree in studios making, as I called it, much to his annoyance, ‘Dalek music’. As far as I could make out, he used a computer and two ‘CD decks’. His ‘music’ was jibberish set to electronic noise. He didn’t even sing or talk to his ‘music’ either, used samples. ‘Blip! Blop! Budumm! Blip! Blop! Da streets yo! Fart Blip Blip!’

      Ended up a bingo caller. Nice enough lad, but wasted £30k on a load of bollocks. Sold his equipment to buy a new washing machine in the end.

    • Maybe learning instruments is now a form of cultural appropriation Fenton or like the recent hoo-ha over spelling and grammar, a kind of subversive white supremacy.

  5. Keyboard, synth, gold baseball cap.
    Throw in a bit of nonsense about Cadillacs, shootas, hoes and money and away you go.
    It’s not proper music like what the Go Compare Man does.
    Right, time for a bike ride.

  7. I never understood the ‘versus’ thing.

    You know, ‘DJ Jazzy Jizz versus MC Cunt’ or whatever.

    It seems they’re working togethe, not against each other. If it was ‘versus’, the one who managed to keep his fingers on the volume control would win. Load of bollocks.

    Although, years back when a young ‘un in a pub said he was an MC, I asked what MC stood for, and a different older mate said ‘Mouthy Cunt’ which made me chuckle.

    • I couldnt name a single artist or band in the charts at the moment.
      Or in the last 20 years.
      The last collaboration I liked was ‘under Pressure’ Mercury & Bowie.
      I dont hear any new music and stop dead like I used to.
      Only tune I remember hearing in last 15yrs and liking was Gary Numan singing with his daughter.

  8. Just love the DJ puberty etc title and the pic looks like a cross between Greta the great and Owen boy jones. Must get a copy for target practice. PS agree with Uncle Terry need a dose of Lemmy full chat.

    Yeah, I was quite proud of that one. Apparently the little lad in the pic is just 10 years old! – NA

  9. I claim victory in Dead Pool #212.

    The European Super League is dead.

    We are reviewing the rules to see if a non-person qualifies – NA

  10. In my pit drinking tea listening to Classic FM. George Butterwoth’s On The Banks Of Green Willow. Beautiful and sad he went missing on the Somme fighting for his country. As for todays “musicians”, send them to face the machine guns, CUNTS everyone of them.

  11. Modern music is an abomination. Just a load of electronic noises and annoying echoes. I blame Simon Cowell. Cunt.

  12. I blame The Sugarhill Gang, the bunch of useless, untalented cunts that they were.
    Their single Rappers Delight was the first rap ‘song’ that I remember and it demonstrated to other untalented kids that a hit single could be made in your bedroom at little or no cost.
    Music went tits up from there.

    • That Sugarhill Gang shit is excruciating. Lasts for 15 minutes and is the same repetitive bollocks over and over backed by a Chic bass loop that gets boring after a minute or so.

      Grandmaster Flash’s ‘The Message’ was a better track.

  13. Some electronic music is well made and actually innovative. But you’ll never hear kids mention it, you’ll never hear it on the radio or in popular culture. It’s fringe stuff. Shpongle, OTT,..

    The stuff you do hear these days is fucking gash. One dimensional. No understanding of even basic music theory or production. Just some dweeb with a laptop and a mix board who doesn’t know any other time signature besides 4/4. Just thump thump thump thump.. insert effect to add suspense.. and back to thump thump thump.

      • I loved the 90s sounds!

        Yes, you had the frontend shite like Britpop, The Bintgirls, Pulp, Blur and Oasis, and the last vestiges of Stock Aitkin and Wankerman bubblegum dance “music”…. But on the flip side you had grunge, thrash/death metal, garage, handbag, trance, regular house and all night illegal raves at disused warehouses!

        Great times!

    • The early 80s electronic acts did it best. Gary Numan, New Order, Human League, Japan, Ultravox, Kraftwerk, OMD. Proper bands who made proper songs. I hated all that later ‘Superstar DJ’ shite. With cunts like Fatknob Slim. Pressing a button and thieving a piece of an obscure record that goes ‘Praise You’ and putting it on a loop? A fucking chimp could do that. Pete Tong is also a cunt.

      808 State were ace though.

  14. There may be hope yet: Online and shop sales of guitars and other instruments has reached an all time high.
    Maybe there will be a whole new guitar based rock movement.

    With that in mind-we need to put together a band for the IsAC Summer shindig at Fidler Towers. Any volunteers👍

  15. I’ve always liked watching the cricket in the W.I. especially Barbados. The Rasta buses have what they call ‘Ballroom dubstep’ blasting away throughout the journey.
    The bus pulled up outside a house one time and the drivers DJj got out, went inside a burned a CD came back in, put it in the player and we drove off.
    Fucking bonkers but at the same time fucking brilliant.

  17. Viz had a take on those DJ’s in Ibiza who probably can’t even play the tambourine, the DJ was called “DJ Phat Kunt”.

  18. Fenton F you had me rolling with laughter on your comment! A great start to the day. Thanks!

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