Right, I’d like to start this off this cunting by saying that I’m a mad’un. Tried to top meself a couple of years back. Didn’t work, got put on a course of anti-depressants and told to lose weight and stop drinking as much, which I have – since then, happy days. (Good to hear. Well done, mate – DA)
Thank you, NHS – Dr. Takar, you’ve been a ledge.
Anyway, this fucker Alex George – the appointed Mental Health Tsar by The Court Jester of Cunting in No. 10 – is making my piss reach critical mass levels.
First up, the goggle-eyed cunt was on Love Island. Yes, he’s a GP, but he’s a GP within that leviathan that needs beheading (the NHS), so he’s got a martyr do-gooder complex. That said, he seemingly wanted to help the mentally ill. That looked a decent move.
Oh, before we talk about Mental HELFF, don’t forget that he shouted at a lass on Love Island for not fancying him, apparently. That’s the sign of a stable chap, right?
Nah. Since King Cunt put him in charge of mental ‘elf, he’s gone ape. “Dr” Alex is now flogging bath bombs on Instagram saying “MEN LIKE BATHING TOO” – no shit, cuntchops. I like to wash, like every other civilised person this side of äfrikå.
What really annoyed me, was his saying that the National CUNT Service need a pay rise, whilst he’s asking his legions of followers on Instagram – who, undoubtedly are dripping like a fucked fridge at the sight of this bell and his appearances on ‘Lorraine’ – which car he should buy next, because nothing says “man of the people” like a TV doctor who’s got an £80k BMW SUV and is moaning that he sold his £120k Audi sports car.
Get in the sea, you fucking charlatan arsehole. I hope one of your bath bombs fizzes up your arsehole and makes you shit yourself.
Nominated by: Cuntonius Lituanicus
(More info here: DA :-
https://www.winsfordguardian.co.uk/leisure/showbiz_news/19193601.dr-alex-george-need-take-break/
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/young-covid-dr-alex-george-love-island-b1818004.html )
Good maiden cunting, CL and welcome to the fold. Great to hear you are now on the straight and narrow.
The one thing that struck me odd about Dr Alex was the your account of when he shouted at that girl for not fancying him. Why would he be bothered?
I’m not sure if Dr Alex has ‘come out’ yet but clearly he lives in a big closet and comes across as more of a Gaylord than Big Gay Al in South Park.
I bet the only reason he makes bath bombs is so he can enjoy the fizzing sensation when he shoves one up his, no doubt, well stretched hoop.
The cunt.
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Hmmm….. I’m always a bit sceptical about these Government Tsars.
Emma Harrison was the founder A4e which was a controversial company designed at getting people of welfare and into work.
David Cameron thought it was a good idea to appoint her “Troubled Families Champion”
A key part of that role – helping to turn round the lives of 5,000 households – was to get parents back into work.
Is that not what A4e was meant to be doing?
In February 2012 police announced they were investigating alleged fraud by A4e employees and it emerged that Harrison herself had been paid dividends of £8.6m from the firm.
Mary Portas and the 12 so-called Portas Pilot towns that received something like £100,000 to finance improvements to their town centres.
It later transpired that she’d been paid around £500,000 by Channel 4 for three programmes on the pilots, and her consultancy had made suggestions to the Department for Communities about which of the pilots would make good TV.
No conflict of interest there.
Those are just two examples.
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Sounds like he’s obsessed with himself and his own trendy media image. Appearing on Love Island is not a positive recommendation for a doctor. Did Christiaan Barnard or Sigmund Freud feel the need to dress in nothing but shorts whilst willy waving and shouting at women on tv? Sounds like a cunt.
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A apple a day, keeps the doctor away…so drink Cider.
Hes another ‘Tv doctor’.
Misdiagnosis due to not seeing the symptoms as thinking about hair gel.
Ive not been the doctors in years.
Dont know who mine is!
Last time I went it was s fat irish woman with dinner down her jumper, didnt inspire confidence.
Some people say drinking your own piss boosts your immune system?!!
Anyone want some?
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No thanks MNC!
Might taste better than Cider though?
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Morning MMCM👍
Probably!
Not drank cider in fuckin years,
As a teenager.
And yet to sample my own wee!
But if some celeb cunts starts doing it everyone will!
Stood waiting at the busstop with freshly brewed piss from Costa.😀
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Speaking of drinking your own urine, the Prophet Mohammed (piss upon him) recommended drinking camel’s piss as a medicine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_urine
https://questionsonislam.com/question/did-prophet-pbuh-advise-drinking-camels-urine
No wonder peacefuls look so ugly.
Whilst Claudia Webbe suggested “abolishing the rich” as a means of reducing overpopulation, I have a better idea: the peacefuls should fast at night as well as during the day in the holy month of Ramadan.
Happy Ramadan all and enjoy your bacon sandwiches or bacon and eggs for breakfast.
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Freshly brewed piss from Costa is what you get anyway , MNC – at least it tastes like it 🤢
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A range of bathing products?
Anything but carbolic soap for a man is an obvious sign of the gayness.
Just look at it.
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Very hard to get proper carbolic soap nowadays as the snowflakery makes a “possible” link between phenols and cancer (doesn’t fucking everything give you cancer?). Wrights Coal Tar soap is nothing of the sort and the smell is from perfumes. You can still get proper soap from the interweb or, ironically, from your local, friendly, African cosmetic shops!
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The other option of course is to stand naked in the rain and make loud howling noises. Gets some funny looks at work though when I leave the office and stand outside the window.
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The Afrikan shops also sell under the counter skin whitening products which is quite ironic when you consider that most of them blame all the evils in the world on whiteness. Most of the cunts would probably part with a lung if they could be white, such is the stigma they have created for themselves with the rapjng and the stabbing etc.
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Bellend.Throw him to the wolves.
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Mrs Cunter has 3 drawers, 3 shelves and an entire bathroom cabinet heaving with her various creams, potions and lotions.
I have a toothbrush, a hair brush a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.
For a man to own anything else is a clear sign that he is batting for the opposition.
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And a razor…. Disposable.
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Jesus Arty its not a Siberian POW camp!
Eyelash curler, facemask, pomegranate facescrub,
And one of those mirrors with lightbulbs round it are a must!!
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A hairbrush?!! What sort of poofery is this?
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I wonder when he’ll discover he has AIDS?
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Fucking poòf, if this cunt asked me to strip off or bend over I’d pin him to the wall by his throat. What is the necessity in life these days to have some sort of celebrity status ? I saw the news item when he became the mental health tsar and he just shrieked of ‘Wanker’. Get back in your surgery and do your job that you spent all that time in University studying for. I think this doughnut puncher has forgotten that he studied medicine and not media.
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Sick of seeing doctors on TV, I’m not even convinced of their credentials
And that goes for the cunts who are usually at side of Boris too.
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Celebrity doctors are usually cunts. Dr Christian Jessen, anybody? Drug taker, drug pusher, muscle man and bats for the other side.
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I’d rather see Dr. Strangelove, Dr. No or Dr. Hook and the Medicine show before some of these overpaid cunts.
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If a man was dying on the street, a celebrity doctor would want to make sure that the cameras were rolling and he had his make up on before stepping in to save him.
Dr Philip Hammond. Another cunt celeb doctor.
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Another doctor cunt I’ve never heard of.
Menkal Elf Czar? Fuck me. I know Suckdick has a parasite who acts as ‘nightime czar’ who serves no purpose other than wokedom. But a Love Island slimeball? Fuck me drunk.
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PS
Looking at the last 2 nom pics I am getting a bit worried about the Admins.
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I seem to recall one Admin is gay. No doubt DA will put me straight (ho ho) if I am wrong.
(I can’t speak for the other Admins here, but I certainly play a (super)straight bat at all times – DA)
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👍👍👍
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I would trust Harold Shipman more than these so called TV doctors. Love Island, bunch of narcissists, fuck off and live in the real world, cunts.
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Harold Shipman only topped himself because he ran out of patients.
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I often wonder what Harold Shipman would do if he was alive today.Would he Covid as a great excuse to kill the vulnerable at faster speed than normal or would it be too easy?Would he even be motivated when the Government have been pretty efficient at killing off the old UN’s.
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In the last year of her life, my mother joked that she wished Harold Shipman was her doctor. Except she wasn’t joking.
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Blatant.
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Love Island, what a load of rubbish.
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The big elephant in the room with mental health at the moment is that lockdown has exacerbated existing mental health problems for most people and previously well balanced people are deteriorating in lockdown.This whole Britain get talking initiative is bollocks as people have ran out of things to talk about except all their concerns.Mental health provision in this country has always been terrible but with social distancing added in the mix forget any treatment unless it is over the pc.
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Yes lockdown has caused people to suffer mentally, some with tragic consequences, which is very sad indeed. I wish it wasn’t so.
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I don’t know why he is working with the government when they are making life hell for people with their increasingly coercive behaviour that is egged on by behavioural scientists such as Susan Michie who is a member of the Communist party.Grinding down the masses mentally to usher in obedience through fear.
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Thanks Shaun. Never heard of this cretin before but just read her up on Wikipedia. She is obviously a complete fucking nut case and confirms the view I have held for decades that anyone the description of whose occupation begins “psych” is a cunt and a dangerous fucking charlatan.
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Judging by the nom pic, if he doesn’t know he’s a gay then he will be the last to find out.
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Can I posy?
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