A top of the form and six of the best cunting please for this cretinous looking arsehole, a former teacher, who thought it was a ripping wheeze to put hoax bottles of Novochok around, shortly after the Salisbury outrage a couple of years ago.
https://www.aol.co.uk/pathetic-conspiracy-theorist-left-novichok-094110781.html
This old cunt, who looks as if he were handy with the cane and slipper no doubt didn’t take practical jokes very kindly in the old mortar board and cape days.
Evans tried this trick several times, and changed his story to the police more than once, even suggesting that it was some bizarre “art installation”.
The old fucker was spared jail. He is only 67 and I am sure a couple of years inside might have taught him the error of his ways, but “sir” has been excused. I wonder if the courts would have been so accomodating with one of his ex-pupils?
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Let’s shove a few fake sticks of dynamite through this cunt’s letterbox!
Let’s cut the brake lines on this cunt’s car!
Let’s pretend to mug the cunt down a dark alley!
Let’s push some CP through his letter box and call the Old Bill!
All for laughs of course!
Cunt
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The highlight of this weirdo’s day was probably caning a small child for doing practical jokes.
Judge should have said take a 3 year suspended sentence….only joking, 5 years inside with no early release. That’s wiped the smile from your face, wanker!
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That would’ve been justice.
I’d have said ‘Youre free to go’ and let him go all the way to his front door, where a rozzer would’ve opened his front door wearing a clown’s nose and letting off an old car horn in his face ‘honk! honk!’
Then smashed him face down into the ground and tell him ‘Only kidding. The judge meant to say 10 years with big mad bumming Bubba in cell 5.’
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Perfect CB 👍😂
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He has the appearance of one who should not be allowed within a country mile of a child.
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Smart arse cunt.
Give a dose of the good stuff then lock him in a cupboard.
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It’d have been a different verdict if he mailed talcum powder to MP’s or royals pretending it was anthrax. Rules for(affecting) some and rules for others.
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So he thought the poisoning of the Skripals was all lies? Everything is a conspiracy these days. And that’s true, whether you believe it or not.
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Ex-teacher.
A strange breed.
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Jesus some people cant take a joke!
Joker John brightened up many a pupils day,
Setting off the fire bell all the time, putting worms in the school dinners, pretending their parents had been in a accident.
Jeremy Beadle gave evidence in his favour.
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Strongly evocative of one of those “hoaxing doctor” skitts on The Fast Show
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That didn’t work 🤔
This might
https://youtu.be/IrNonqsWphU
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Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock. But on the other hand!
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Too long didn’t read.
Boy bummer.
Next!
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That’s what happens when you omit the inverted commas in html. Oops.
This is would be a fitting punishment for Mr Evans, at least as light relief between sessions of Community Service breaking rocks in a nearby disused quarry.
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Planned outage? One of admin coming out as a bummer or a tranny 😀
Bah! Just site maintenance, nothing controversial there 😢
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An innocent Woman murdered, two other people critically injured, two more badly injured.
Methinks this scamp will see the funny side when he opens a parcel bomb! 😀👍
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Foxy@
Wait till they open Johns homemade Christmas crackers!!
Scorpions and dirty syringes and nit eggs.
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Scorpions Mis?
https://youtu.be/vFAf_29KYTs?t=49
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He looks just like the sort of bumfucker that would lurk around the toilets in the local park when I was a kid and who would write covert gay dating messages with his shit-encrusted finger on the cubicle walls.
Bet the red faced sweaty loud-breathing p3rvert used to be a leader in the cubs/scouts.
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