Celeste Epiphany Waite

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Get ready for the future super cunt that is woke British slightly café, ole but banging to race drum already, singer that is Celest.

Honestly I can’t tell you if she can sing or not, but she repeatedly popping up in a fucking Disney ad. I only noticed her because she has the stupidest effort on a fro I have ever seen.

Anyway this silly bitch has got on my nerves so much already I’m sure going to be haunted by the cunt for the next few years, so I’m possibly counting prematurely but I have a good sense for picking cunts,

so Celest up and coming cunt…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

39 thoughts on “Celeste Epiphany Waite”

  1. The world don’t move to the beat of just one drum; what might be right for you, may not be right for some.

  3. Hey Celeste. Your a fucking American. There were no slaves here fucktard.. I bet she doesn’t even know that. The working class wouldn’t have had it and Elizabeth I banned it because she knew what would happen .How right she was.

  5. Not premature Fuglyucker you say it’s a she! are you sure? one uglyfucker fuglyucker..

    • Should give a warning before anyone clicks on the link….the video is full of Dark-keys…it’s a fucking disgrace.

      • Well I am shocked Mr Fiddler…you are promoting a dark key song. 😂
        Would she be welcome as a performer at the your yearly summer banquet for the upper classes? Of course I could arrange a whitey to mime on stage whilst Celeste perfoms out of sight.

      • @B+WC.

        Bugger Off….I know it was you that stole that mastertape of me singing in the bath and got one of your relatives to claim that it was him singing….did you really think that I wouldn’t recognise my own voice?
        Here I am singing while your frontman claims the credit and you the money,no doubt…https://youtu.be/tB54XUhA9_w

        You wicked Pete Waterman.

  7. Can’t be fucking bothered to find out out fuck all about it. Looks like a classic uppity niggra, ergo, cunt! Thank you.

  8. Never heard of the cunt.

    Google to Wiki, ‘American born British’

    Mum went to Hollywood (or somewhere) got knocked up by a Jamaican, sprog appears and daddy fucks off…. sound familiar 😉

    Mum comes back to England for us poor suckers to pay her benefits init.

    • How the fuck can you be American born British? Your either American or British, only one way to find out, a tall tree and a short rope

  10. Totally unaware of her, don’t know of a reason to cunt her but will keep an eye out for one.

    Current Sixdog cunting rating – uncunted.

  14. Probably another half white cunt who doesn’t like to mention it, like ‘Sir’ Bender Hamilton and Meghan Markle Honey Child Fucking Ono.

  15. Uppity neegraws are 10 a penny now, but she’s WHITE so obviously an oppressor, no matter how much soul glow she puts in her hair won’t change that!!!

    P.S
    the Common North African rat has invaded Tenby today to demand houses, monies and freedom to r*pe, mürder and pillage, they make bullseye contestant John W Cooper look like a fucking monk!!!

      • Just watched ‘the Irishman’
        Best thing that crybaby fucker Deniro has done since the Warburton’s bread adverts.

    • Volume 4 at full blast.

      Great interview with Iommi in the latest MOJO. Actually bought one in Morrisons, because it featured Sabbath, Nancy Sinatra (lovely) and Pink Floyd.

      • @Miserable……given the low bar you’ve set for judging Old Bob’s career, did you enjoy the film? Personally, I thought it a pile of turgid horse shit. The best bit was when I woke up and realised the fucking crap was finished.

  17. Not heard her sing though. But can she be any worse than shite like Paloma Horse Face, Lana Del Twat, and Florence the atonal shouting ginger cunt.?

  18. She is like a slightly better looking version of Bill the Black Horse Faced Lezza from Doctor Whoke.

    I say slightly, mind you.

  19. In the picture provided I must say, given the chance, I’d leave her face looking like a plasterer’s fucking radio the cunt.

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