Cheapskates

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Ahoy there cunty cunting for the cheapskate cunts taking advantage of cheap ferry trips,cruises,air travel holidays and then whining because they are marooned with a Corona virus outbreak.

The reason travel is cheap is due to normal people avoiding travelling because you will never guess its not fucking safe, so enter cheap fuckers, you know the type, those cheap and nasty group on cunts who have MOT,S for £19.00 and are then surprised when it fails, or a steak for £3.99 and wonder why its more like the sole off a welly, or my favorite cheap Anadins for those daft cunts who want a headache to last for longer….

No sympathy what so ever for these stupid cheapskate cunts……

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

59 thoughts on “Cheapskates”

  1. Fuck off when they’re advised not to, get marooned then whine about the govt. ‘letting us down’.
    Thick as mince, as the missus would say.

  2. Talking of holidays (which I hate) what in the name of all that is fucking HOLY were 450 UK “holiday makers” doing at some fucking Swissroll ski resort last week?

    What is WRONG with these cunts?

    Some of the simpletons even slunk back over the frog border and then rang up the hotels asking for FUCKING REFUNDS.

    I bet most of them were fucking ok yah cunts or back scuttlers.

    • Rich Middle class metropolitan types, who go into meltdown if their routine is disrupted.
      Ski-ing is for cunts

      • My parents sent me ski-ing twice on school trips. It was hard work, fun and I fucking loved it. Then again, I’m a cunt.

      • Moggie: school-trips get a pass.
        Lawyers, Bankers and their piggy wives in the French Alps and Swiss Alps=cunts👍

  3. £50 for a week in Benidorm, on arrival told to isolate in the hotel room for 14 days, second week cost £500 😂

  4. It does make you wonder about the population of this country. Can’t see further than the end of their noses.

    Fluid situation with changes to travel restrictions possible at any moment? Quick let’s go abroad with no means to support ourselves if anything goes wrong.

    Cunts!

    • Fugly@
      Good nom and I agree.
      Although your point about cheap Aspirins?
      Theyre EXACTLY the same as brand ones.
      DCI Gene confirmed it.
      I don’t take them either way,
      Its like fibro myalgia and long covid, all in the mind.
      Just do some star jumps.
      Sorts it out.👍

      • Exactly the same. 25p for the ibuprofen ones or £3 for the idiots who like to read Nurofen on the packet.

        If you’re ill, have a cognac instead, and not the shite stuff from Lidl that’s 9%, for chintzy cunts.

      • Remy Martin is good and Martell is drinkable. A touch of ginger ale and heaps of ice are decent. Enough to sink the Titanic.

      • You may think fibromyalgia is all in the mind.
        Fair enough, that is your opinion.
        However, my other suffers with it along with a myriad of other ailments.
        Specialists decades ago thought she had been in a severe car accident the way her spine has gone.
        I see the pain she is 24 hours a day, with many a drop everything rush to the hospital scenario over the years.
        My daughter has it too, and she is only 22.

        I wish a few star jumps would cure it.
        There would be nothing I would love more for my other half to want to go on hikes, long walks, and play tennis.

      • Andrew it was a joke, said in jest.
        You need to take things with a pinch of salt on here, scan for sarcasm and irony.
        I realise star jumps arent a recognised medical cure.
        Meant no offense to your wife or daughter.👍

    • My snout is about 120ft long and combined with my myopia means I get away with a lot 9f stuff these days. 🧐

    • Easyjet having a massive sale… Except I can’t think that anyone can legally fly off anywhere at the moment.
      Another couple of months, and Easyjet will be up for grabs for £19-99…

  5. Not cheapskates but I’m fucking sick of reading about “celebrities” on their fucking holidays…I hope they lock that tart and her boyfriend who attempted to get on a plane after testing positive in Jamaica up for 5 years.

    • Dick@ you like holidays?
      Ive never enjoyed other countries, theyre rubbish.
      Although I enjoy holidays in the UK.
      Waste of money arent they?
      Someone tells me theyre going Spain I always consider them a bit slow.

      • After getting locked up and deported from Greece, I limit my foreign adventures,Mis.

      • Travelling the world enriches the soul MNC…get aaaaht there and mingle with the many cultures in the world.

      • Happy New year BWC👍
        Been to Greece and Holland and France BWC,
        But wont go back.
        Only thing I liked was that fountain in Amsterdam of a kid having a piss.
        Dont agree with that ‘continental breakfast’ either!
        Ham &cheese?…get to fuck!
        Full English.
        Extra black pudding.

      • Evening Fiddler, did the government agreeing to take you back shut them up banging on about the Elgin Marbles for a few years?

      • They can shove their marbles up their arse…just a load of old tat..I’ve seen better mouldings in Homebase.

        Nana Mouskouri is a filthy old whore.

      • Never been to Amsterdam MNC… Drugs, prostitute’s and dodgy people…it’s far too debauched for me. 😁

      • MNC…Malta’s OK. is you ever do get talking into taking Mrs.Mis. abroard

      • Mis:

        I am already planning my lockdown free-holiday. I am off to stay with a member of the landed Gentry in North-Humberside or something👍

        I shall be travelling with B&W Cunt, who is going to advise the host on “horticultural” endeavours.
        Also accompanying us will be my new best friend, Percy parrot-as I promised I would bring a bird for the host.
        You are welcome to accompany us-the more the merrier.
        👍

      • No thanks CG, I went last year.
        Still picking lead shot from my arse cheeks.
        Make sure he knows who it is,
        On arriving have BWC do a few donuts on the drive while bleeping his horn,
        And feel free to ride any of the livestock, all are tame and used to being rode even the bull.
        Hes hard of hearing so if he doesn’t immediatley come to the door throw some gravel off the drive at his windows.
        Should get his attention.
        Have a nice time!!👍👍

    • Perhaps you can make them indentured servants on one of your Plantation’s DF, if you need somewhere to stay I have a massive house with a vast garden complete with a mango tree. You’ll feel right at home with a fine rum and cigar singing ‘Underneath the Mango tree’ I can also arrange an overnight visit from one of my many darkêy lady employees…for an extra fee old chap.

      • Id go to Austria LL, and Denmark or iceland.
        But really im happier in Towyn.

      • This is a trap,isn’t it ? I’d no sooner touch down in Jamaica before you popped up with the local Police…”that’s the Caaannnnttttt,Officers…that’s the racist honkey…look,look..I’ve got print outs of what he’s said on …isaCunt….lock him up…bring back hanging…Now,where’s my reward for the capture of the notorious bigot ?”

        You sly Black and White Cunt.

      • Well with carnival cancelled last year and probably this year the West London Yardie Crew wanted revenge for your outrageous racist behaviour at the previous carnival. They still talk abaaaaaht that racist fellow running abaaaaaht carnival in a monkey outfit shouting ‘who want da KFC’. 😁

      • MNC would love it in Newham LL, he would be loving the cuisine as well…African bushmeat and yam. He loves foreign food.

      • Is Newham a shitehole?
        I went through Brent and Cricklewood years ago,
        It was like Rourkes Drift studio tour

      • @MNC I can confirm Brent is a shithole. Spent 5 months there renting a room off a mate after leaving Holloway (my home for 47 years) and moving up here to Leicester.

      • Drive down the A10 from the M25 and pass through the shit holes of outer London before reaching the bright lights of central London

    • @Dark Key Cunt

      Holloway?
      The ladies Prison?
      47 years?
      My God man-you must have weight 3 stone by the time you got “out”😱

  6. Holidays?
    postponed mine and upgraded to this year…… Portugal it was supposed to be (last year) I genuinely doubt that we will be going this year either.

  8. Fuck going abroad now. Did all that when I was younger. Not been outside England since the 2009 Faro Bike Bash (which was admittedly brilliant).
    Too many foreign nuttters who enjoy using English people for target practice, apart of course from the barbarian hordes that are already in the UK thanks to successive crap governments and the Fourth Reich.
    As for being a tightwad, I’m just careful that’s all…

  9. I was once brutally accused of being a cheapskate! 😢 – but I’m not wearing out these expensive keys responding – they cost money you know! 😃👍

  10. Just seen a few pics sent from Tyson Fury from his holiday abroad so I hope he’s going to isolate or will he be a cunt?

  11. A fella said to me, “Do you you want to use my ice rink for 50p?”

    I thought, ‘What a cheapskate’.

    – Tim Vine (who I still think is JR C in disguise.) 🙂

  12. I agree with this nomination.
    I once bought some cheap vodka and ended up at a Motorhead gig.
    Nothing has been the same since.

  13. Pay less for an air ticket than the bus fare to the nearest town. Then have the fucking cheek to complain cos you are stuck at Zyplesxzdfy airport for two days. What the fuck do you expect. Soft bastards one and all.

  14. Went to Cuba four years ago when I was still in the grip of the grog. Refused to pay exorbitant price of Bacardi etc in the hotel and found some substitute shit in a plastic bottle in a local dive market. I lost my sight for a day after and nearly shat my liver out. Also got lost in the jungle behind the hotel fucked out of my head and had to be brought back by hotel security. Bang went my 20th wedding anniversary holiday, missus well chuffed as you can imagine. Happy days! Teach me for being a cheapskate. 😃

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