(You are the one I want, Oo Oo Oo honey – sorry I couldn’t resist – NA)

West Midlands Police and it’s latest woke bullshit. Soooo…. A police officer formerly known as PC Morgan, has decided that nature has sold him short, by not giving him breasts and a vagina. Yep, PC Morgan is now WPC Skye Morgan, after “identifying” as female. Much hilarity was had in Chateau QDM when we saw the photo of “WPC” Morgan, because ‘she’ is clearly still male, but with a ridiculous blonde Karen bob wig. And a strangely psychopathic expression on his/her face.

Even more hilarity was had when a second photo emerged of “WPC” Morgan brandishing a taser, with the same psycho wide eyed smile. Apparently, Morgan was one of the first officers to receive taser training. Big deal. I was trained to use real firearms. And grenades. Honestly, he/she looks like he/she belongs in a slasher movie. As the serial killer. If this bewigged beast tried to arrest me, I’d be asking to see a warrant card. Even in uniform, and with WMP’s Chief Constable standing behind him/her, there is no way I would believe that he/she is a genuine plod.

And in any case, why the fuck did they decide to announce to the world that they’ve gotten bored with being a man and they now wish to be considered a woman. Why? What, do you want a medal or something? A biscuit? A rampant rabbit? It’s 2020 for Christ’s sake, the worst and weirdest year in living memory. nobody gives a fuck. Hang on, let me try something…AHEM…I IDENTIFY AS JOHN HOLMES. BRING…ME…THE PUSSY!!! Shit, didn’t work. Anyway, Morgan has yet to receive any treatment, so BIOLOGICALLY is still male. However, as I said, it’s 2020 and in current year, merely saying that you’re female is enough to have the woke mob falling over themselves to be your “ally”.

If I were an actual woman plod with West Mids, I’d be concerned about having to share certain facilities with a biological male. Because in current year, the rights of the trans community outweigh those of real women. And don’t you dare speak out against this shit, because then you’ll be a ‘transphobe’ and you’ll need to check your thinking. I checked my thinking and it’s working perfectly. If your chromosomes are X/Y, you’re male. Nature has decreed it. Having fake tits, having your junk removed, will NOT make you female. And that will remain the case until medical science can find a way to turn that toxically masculine Y chromosome into an X.

(The local rag ran the story online here, but disabled comments. I wonder why? – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

And here’s another sack of unbelievable shit from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

From my local news and perhaps a clue as to why the Police have become a bag of shit:-

‘A new chief constable has been chosen for Lincolnshire’s police force.

Chris Haward will take up the £160,000-a-year post later this month after being confirmed by a police and crime panel earlier.
Mr Haward said he was “absolutely delighted” to be selected and was looking forward to “some exciting challenges”.
Mr Haward, said “diversity, fairness and equality” were of paramount importance to him.’

Note the last line. No mention of law and order. No mention of rural crime. Lincolnshire is not exactly diverse in terms of skin colour, but still this cunt trots out the same tired woke bullshit.
God help the troops led by this cunt. Unfortunately he is one of many.