I’ve just seen this acid faced heifer on the news.
The article was trumpeting the Scottish governments latest global success, as it becomes the first country to provide free sanitary products to, in Ms. Lennon’s, words ‘ Women, girls and anyone else who menstruates ‘
Earth to Lennon, it’s only women and girls who menstruate, you fucking useless WOKE bitch.
Is there no end to this cuntery ?
Nominated by: Jack The Cunter
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/monica-lennon-msp-bid-eradicate-23060807
Ah the English taxpayer rides to the rescue again!
Any sign of gratitude?
None.
I hope they become an independent country so we don’t have to prop them up ever again.
They will be bankrupt in a week.
No more free cunt rags then.
Fuck off.
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Totally agree. Our economy will be shit for the next few years so cut them loose I say. Yes we may well suffer a little bit but in the grand scheme of things probably not even noteworthy. Let them try and give free shit to their citizens on selling whiskey, shortbread, haggis and oil at $20 a barrel. Good luck in getting into the EU with that Krankie.
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I’m not sure about this. The Scottish Parliament, not to mention the English Parliament, is full of bleeding cunts.
And when is Fatboy Salmond going to dish up the dirt?
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To be fair, plenty of things other than women and girls menstruate. All other primates, for instance.
Can’t wait for the Scottish Government to attempt affixing a jam rag to a 250-pound gorilla for fear of being labelled speciest…
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True enough…as a “Chimp Licker” I’m sure that “freshness down below” in all primates is a serious concern to you.
🙂 .
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Damn right. I don’t like tang in my orang-utan poontang.
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“Earth to Lennon, it’s only women and girls who menstruate”
However, you can be sure Eddie Izzard is doing his very best not to be outdone, to make the illusion complete, and his friends on the pansy left in Parliament will be doing their bit, too. Kweer and Jon Ashworth, Russell Moyle and Bendover Bradshaw will be wearing their jamrags with pride at PMQs next week.
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I should have put Alex Salmond in my deadpool, the poison dwarf will probably have him meet an unfortunate accident involving food or a Glaswegian tart. These women should consider themselves lucky that they can bleed for a whole week and not die. Cunts, excuse the pun.
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Glasgow Celtic fans will be snapping them up as they are all bleeding cunts.
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Ever since March we have heard political leaders and MP’s talking about “Following the science” regarding Covid measures. Obviously to this fucking lunatic, it doesn’t extend to basic biology.
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So any bloke can go into a pharmacy in Jockland and claim his ration of jammies? Is that how it works? Or do you have to fill in a lot of forms and have some kind of ration card?
More likely no cunt is ever going to claim it and it’s just another load of virtue signalling by two bob politicians desperate to appear woke.
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The thought of Wee Nicola laying back on her bed.. pulling her hairy little legs up..spreading them to reveal her tartan-vejazzled bearded clam…she gently reaches down and pries the saddlebags apart…a gentle little flick of the bean as she thinks of Mel Gibson in “Braveheart”..she slowly slides the tampon in….Oh No!!,it’s all too much…Braveheart,wicked English taxpayer funded jamrags, the stench of festering Arbroath Smokies…Nicola can’t contain herself..a juddering,nerve-tingling orgasm sweeps over her….”Fuck the Sassenachs” she screams at the top of her lungs.
From his hiding place in the cupboard Alex Salmond smiles and turns off his video-camera…..Pornhub will soon have a new clip uploaded….”revenge porn” Alex thinks…the finest revenge of all.
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Morning Dick, is this the first draft of ‘Fifty Shades of Fiddler’?
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Available as an audio-book in time for Christmas,LL. A handy stocking-filler for those difficult-to-buy-for aged relatives.
Morning.
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Morning Dick.
That post is DEFINITELY going in my soon to be published book:
The Bumper Fun Book of ISAC Cuntings and Comments for Boys & Girls but Not Gender Fluid Attention Seekers.
Order now, it’s bound to be a runaway blockbuster Christmas bestseller – available in all degenerate bookshops….
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I hope you managed to get my “Jo Brand fingers herself” piece before Admin deleted it ( an act that I consider on a par with Nazi book burning)….”worthy of Police action” was the review given,if I remember correctly.
Morning,RTC
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That’s quite an imagination you’ve got there Mr F……it almost gave me a stiffie which, at this time in the morning, is something that bird you’re always going on about couldn’t achieve. I think that cupboard wee Alex is hiding in would have to be so big most people would call it a wardrobe. One of those big fuck off walk in wardrobes.
An unwarranted editorial decision on my part of which I am sure you will approve.
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The psychiatric department is that way, Dick.
I’m sure your description will have given Cuntstable and RuffTuff the horn.
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Never mind Cunstable and RuffTuff…it’s got me wanking like a safari-park chimp…you n’all I suspect.
Morning Mike.
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Artistic license,Freddie….us literary types are afforded a bit of leeway when in full flow…Have you never read Jane Austen’s account of the 15 man 3 tart inter-racial BDSM gangbang in Pride and Prejudice?…Not once does she consider the fact that a real 4-poster would never be able to bear the weight of 15 rutting Sooties and 3 thoroughly ruined floozies.
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My own 4-poster is,of course,so vast that it is actually an 8-poster.
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It’s a bunk bed and the staff sleep downstairs! 😂
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I demand an urgent meeting with Liza Nandy as I am in urgent need of a soapy tit wank.
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Bunk bed indeed…I associate bunk beds with cramped prison cells…is that where you gained your extensive knowledge of “who’s on top tonight” “sleeping” arrangements,Mr.Knott?
🙂 .
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I’ll take that as a complement Mr F.
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Morning Mr F….this tartan tart appears to have forgotten about our homosexual degenerate comrades who also bleed from an orifice after receiving a jolly hard elbow-deep Lubbocking, although one would suspect they’d need a humpback whale’s tampon after those sorts of filthy shenanigans.
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You filthy degenerate…spare us your sordid fantasies. You appal me.
Morning,Mr C-E.
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Daft, moon-faced old Scottish trout.
Typical utterances of the Millennial Generation, where everything is just so and inclusivity is King.
I can just imagine, some pork-sausage fingered, hairy, tattooed tr4nny hoarding thousands of free jam rags just because they can and that they are “a laaaydeeee”.
What utter bullcrap.
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Spot on Paul.
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They get everything they do.
Wheres our free jamrags?
If you soak them overnight in gravy, them next-day immerse them in a mug of boiling water you have a nice mug of Bovril!
Old Ramblers trick that, not for use by pornography writing rural types who may block off public footpaths.
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She is without doubt one of the ugliest cunts I’ve ever seen. I think it’s a prerequisite for women who want to go into politics in Scotland. Seemingly, no other qualifications are required.
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I hear Owen Jones is looking to relocate to Scotland.
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And Kweer Starmer too to relocate to Jockland
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Anyone voting for these window licking loonies deserves the poverty that follows.
As a Jock myself living in England who was glad they voted to stay, I am now firmly of the opinion they can fuck off with their non binary benefits.
Cunts indeed.
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It isn’t menstruating, but does bleeding from your ears after listening to this cunts insanity qualify?
Merry Christmas to all. 🎄
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Free sanitary products for Scots?
This will cost plenty-a stunning country, sadly full-of-cunts👎
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I think I will move to Jockland, everything is Free! All paid for the stupid English.
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and anyone else who menstruates…
Does that include Chimpanzees?
Fuck off ‘Mizz’ Lennon, you demented Femstapo fuck!
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Lennon?
Chapman shot the wrong one.
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