DNA Parental Testing (or lack thereof)

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I’m so damn sick of famous, privileged families who think they are hiding shameful family “secrets” but in reality we all know what they are. Of course, the mainstream media says the “rumors” are simply unfounded and vicious.

Two of the worst (and most obvious) are the paternal heritage of the ginger formerly known as Prince Harry (we’ll refer to him as Harry Hewitt-Spencer) and America’s ugliest twat Chelsea Clinton (hereinafter referred to as Chelsea Hubbell-Rodham, or maybe “cuntessa of all cunts”).

As an aside, I don’t know about you but when I get an inappropriately-timed stiff Willie I do a quick Google search on “Chelsea”. The ensuing pics put Willie in his place. And sometimes for much longer than I had anticipated. Her pic is one of the best birth control methods available today – and it’s free!

There are dozens of comparative photos on the internet of Harry and Chelsea and their real fathers James Hewitt and Web Hubbell. Simply google “Prince Harry and James Hewitt” and “Chelsea and Web Hubbell”.

OK, now that you had a look I should apologize. Did the pics of Chelsea make you puke? Yeah, me too. What a disgusting ugly entitled little cunt!

So my cunting nom is why we don’t have mandatory and public paternal testing of all the cunts who we know are the spawn of someone other than their fake dads.

Oh shit, I just puked again thinking about Web Hubbell and the Hildabeast going at it when they created Chelsea. I got to move on to something else.

Respectfully submitted,
Boomer Cuntbuster

Nominated by: Boomer Cuntbuster 

38 thoughts on “DNA Parental Testing (or lack thereof)”

  1. Harry halfwit knows hes Hewitts bastard, as do the royals, as do most people.
    Luck really, his dad could of been Dodi!
    That would of been even more obvious.
    Just lucky his mum nosedived through a windowscreen because with her taste for cock and progressive attitudes his dad might have been Korean Kim!
    Only one using chopsticks at the royal banquet..😁

  3. I wonder if Hillary’s and Chelsea’s piss flaps look the same? I dont think I can eat me dinner. Oh well another bottle of Claret.

    • Perhaps instead of fingerprints, Police would take flap-prints from The Ladies…I bet Jo Brand’s print would look like an octopus that had been run over by a steam-roller.

      • Do you think you could guess the flaps of Carol Vordmann from Katie Price. oooomff another bottle please.

      • I’d imagine that Katie’s flaps would make a serviceable bell-tent if you were caught out in a storm…Vordmann’s might stretch to umbrella size, I’d guess.

      • I reckon Vordermann is a hairy bitch, but shaves it all off-camel toe like a VW Beetle bonet.

        Katie Price has probably had Vagino-plasti and now sports a fanny like a (heavily tattooed) mouses ear☹️.

  4. Do love the theories but I don’t believe a word of it. Chelsea has Bill’s ski slope nose and Kilary’s eyes. Harry now looks like a ginger Charles – has the jug ears and very similar nose to prove it.

    Its like looking at the Michelle Obama pics that prove she is a man! Funny as they are, they’re not true.

  5. Chelsea Clinton is frighteningly ugly. She looks like she’s been drinking starch or vinegar all her life. It matters not who the father is, just that she should only leave the house at Halloween.

    • Curtis Sliwa, founder of New York’s Guardian Angels once described the Clinton goblin as looking like somebody hit her in the face with a bag of nickels.
      He should be on here with prose like that.
      Gertcha, wimminz.

  6. No good attempting to DNA test the Royals…the Cunts are so inbred it’d be more confusing than asking Josef Fritzel if you could marry one of his daughters.

  7. Why doesn’t ‘Big Phil’ put it out in the open about Major Hewitt’s bastard kiddie, and then ‘The Firm’ can permanently disinherit and freeze out the woke pussywhipped ginger fuck and his disgusting media whore of a wife?

    If it ever did come to light that Harry was a bastich and not royal, we wouldn’t see Meghan Markle We Shall Overcome Fried Chiggun Ike and Tina I Have A Dream Thomas A Mouse Living For The City Honey Child Like A Rose Wati Melon BLM Cadbury’s Made Me And They Cover Me In Chocolate Fucking Ono’s coffee and cream arse for dust.

    • Norm-I look forward to your Meghan middle-names-that was the best yet 👍

      Keep up the good work😀👍
      I’m in a good mood:
      Sot 2: 3 Man Utd
      No Pogba
      Dean Henderson on
      Fernandez scores & Cavanni bags 2 great headers👍 After what I said last night on that thread, I am cuntsidering a name changes to Mystic Megcunt😂

      In case there is someone in this, I predict Trump to win, Covid to wipe out Parking Stanley’s & naughty shabby bleks👍
      Oh and me to inherit £25m and purchase that Huge cunt-ry estate I have my eyes on…😀👍

  8. Harry and Meghan wanted to relinquish their royalty.
    As far as everyone’s concerned, the Hewitts never were royal, so everything is as it should be.

      • I’m sure Princess Margaret really was upset inbetween holidays to Mustique, partying, snorting, drinking champane and sucking John Bindon’s knob. Yeah right. If she’d been that upset by it she’d have blabbed to the press about it. But – like most of The Crown – the story is made up anyway.

        And it’s glaringly obvious that those creepy as fuck ‘photos’ of the Bowes-Lyon ‘asylum inmates’ are as fake as Bruce Jenner’s snatch. That photo of the 1986 ‘grave’ is also fake. Typical of The Sun to publish such blatantly false shit. Even those old Cottingley Fairies pictures looked more authentic, and they were as fake as fuck.

      • There’s plenty of reportage about Queenies cousins, it’s not a fairy tale. Or is it?
        JB used to drink in the Ferret and Firkin, Lots Rd, Chelsea.
        He and his brother Mickey.
        Not a pleasant bloke, kept photos of the stabbing victim as trophies but in all fairness, the victim was a bit of a cunt himself by all accounts.
        Sid, the then landlord went on to run a place near Sloane Square and shagged a WPC after hours one night.
        Norbert ran the Chelsea Ram, a Youngs pub nearby.
        Tom the Fib would supply Tuinol and Seconol, if you took one with half a tab of acid it was like primitive ‘E’ (I imagine, seeing as E wasn’t about at the time), you wouldn’t go up or down but more sideways.
        I shagged most of the bar maids except one who I got in the sack but she backed down. Hey ho.
        There was a bloke I was told by Eric the house brewer, who was in Chelsea C.I.D (Alf Stratton?) who was about 5′ square, he’d turn up with some big goons on a Friday and they’d have a few pints of Holstein lager (not Holsten Pils, Philthy Animal Taylor would drink that with a double Southern Comfort chaser) and then follow up with doubles of Famous Grouse before going out on the prowl.
        Old fashioned coppers and villains, thick wrists, chunky sovereign rings and very sharp suits and ties all.
        Glen, the doorman from Crazy Larry’s nightclub up the road was a regular, sometimes his brothers would turn up with ferocious cider, all of them fucking huge, one was called Tiny. Casper, Poacher Dave, Ted, too many others, little Tommy from Bonhams up the road who’d seen Al Jolson play at the Music Machine in Camden, Zenith Lighting roadies and another Ted (I think) the rag and bone man pushing his rickshaw trolley and wearing a fez. Tony from the scrap yard opposite, now Chelsea fucking harbour, all of life passed through that pub, fucking legend.

      • They should make that into a series, Cuntlestiltskin. It’d be better than The Crown and I would actually watch it.

      • The good old days-last time I was in Chelsea, it was all fucking poseurs, Arabs driving super cars, druggies around the underground stations and every language known to man, bar English ☹️. Seriously, fucking Babel.
        Biden had a big Hampton-proved his downfall-died if AIDS.
        There was / is a great photo of him on Mustique with Marge, wearing a T-shirt with the Coca-cola logo but saying “Enjoy Cocaine”.

      • Guy Ritchie wouldn’t have got a foot in the door, perhaps you’re confusing him with Steve Coogan, alma mater, Manchester.
        who is a cunt in his own sphere.
        I’m trying to make sure i haven’t used any words you’ve written before but it’s an impossible task.

      • Dont worry about it I don’t sue for copyright infringement.
        Always happy to help!!😀

        Copyright Miserable northern cunt© 29/11/2020

      • Big John was also employed by Led Zeppelin. He infamously and viciously beat the shit out of a Bill Graham security guard at the Oakland Coliseum. Peter Grant (who aided Bindon in the beating) must have been coked up to his tits when he gave Bindon a job with Zeppelin. Bindon was too much and too bad even for a band as notorious as Zep.

      • Not wrong Norman, a fuckin liability, Bindon was a rum cunt, and a bad choice for Zeppelin.
        Like the stones decision to use the Hells Angels for Altamont security.

  9. Parental testing, yes. I’ve often thought about the possibility of a certain woman who will be nearing sixty coming to my door and asking if I’d give her daughter a kidney. Not much chance of that, the medics would consider me unsuitable as a donor. Last time I saw her was nearly forty years ago and she didn’t look any better than Chelsea Clinton. And she wasn’t a good shag either.

  10. Turdeau and Castro is a no-brainer.

    And honestly, what’s with all these octogenerians rabidly clinging on to vestiges of Power round the globe; Sore-arse, I mean Soros, Schwab, FauXi, Pelosi, Feinstein, Albright, the list goes on and on. Anyone would think that the Nazis smuggled into the US under ‘Operation Paperclip’ (a confirmed thing) went and had kids.

  11. The truth about Fuckwit Harry will come out one day.
    I think when Hollywood sees them for the vacuous zombies they are, the only thing left for chimpy nora to clutch at will be daytime TV.
    She will force Fuckwit onto Jeremy Kyle for one of those tacky DNA tests, where the imbeciles in the audience treat it like a panto.
    Hopefully when the results are announced he will top himself like that other silly cunt did, who’d been on the show.

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