A quick cunting for the above fuckwits, please.
Just seen a clip of them on the news. A thread on these power-trip Walter-Mitty’s earlier had guesses on what sort of cunt this ‘job’ would attract, and, boy, were they correct.
The cunts I saw that were strutting their funky stuff in Magnum boots, combat trousers and ‘tac vests’ with bulging pockets (of what??) like SAS trainees, (cunts would fail to get in the Kings Own Cannon Fodder Regt.), were the usual bullet-headed cunts that wouldn’t pass a DBS check for the police and spotty little cunts that would fail the traffic warden exams.
When asked if they had any powers, the answer was of course ‘No’. Well, fuck off then. I’ll bet my pension the cunts see themselves on the same professional level as the police, too.
What a waste of time and money, but, not too surprising with this shower of cunts in charge.
Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt
Government Kapos. No cars to clamp, no nightclubs to guard. Security companies not recruiting. Companies being told not to issue as many Bailiff Orders.. Bunch of Cunting Levi Bellfield wannabes.
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As the aegis (I believe) of a recent welter of Walter Mitty reference, please see:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mitty
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They remind me of some staff, ‘Only doing my job’ types in nursing homes that try to take our temperature as we go in, slowing us down.
‘So, how is your resident that’s not breathing/in cardiac arrest’
usually works to show them their folly.
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Gene-please tell me you are fucking joking.
Fuck-some people really do not do “joined-up-thinking”☹️
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I promise you, I’m not!
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DCI
Seeing as your resources are overstretched,
Ive spotted a hole in the market!
Im setting up a private ambulance service.
Got a mattress in the van and a big bag of drugs off a nice young man with gold teeth,
Im set up!
Made a defibrillator from a car battery,
Only charge £50 a trip and cater to the ethnic and the feckless.
This time next year I’ll be a millionaire!
Do partial refund if theyre not breathing on delivering.
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Sounds like some current private providers, MNC! Go for it!
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The cunt in the photo looks like what we called “Mall Ninjas” in the 80s.
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It’s the people who are attracted to this type of job that are the worst cunts in my eyes. Done nothing, achieved nothing, can’t get a job with any real power cos they’re to fuckin idle educate themselves but go straight for the little hitter rolls.
The twat in this pic for starters, seriously mate you’ve got a hi viz jacket and sunglasses, doesn’t make you fucking James Bond.
The fat bitch in my local Greggs throwing her weight around about how and where to stand in her shop, fuck off love and make me a tuna crunch!
Lolly pop men,
Traffic cunting wardens
Community police officers
Football stewards, to be honest all stewards but football, like the players, seems to attract a higher level of twat.
Tesco door staff keeping control of the highly unorganised queue and telling folk when they can go in ( kind of stepping on the toes of this nom there thou.
Jeremy Kyle, a bit left field I know but ask yourself what would this simpering twat be doing if he wasn’t lording his very limited intelligence over wanyne & waynetta?
Probably working as a park warden so that under the guise of keeping law and order at the bowling green he can secretly spy on the kids in the playground and have a wank in the bushes, complete twat this one!
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One of these cunts turned up at my lads football match on Saturday. Announced that we where all standing in the wrong place and could we move behind the red line.
There was no fucking red line so the cunt was simply ignored. Wankers.
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