A yank vocal virus that has spread with unparalleled rapidity through the brain drool of BBC presentahs and across TV land generally. It goes like this:
Presentah: Mr Saville why were you allegedly banned from several hospital mortuaries after being found shagging dead old ladies?
Mr Saville : That’s a great question.
Unfortunately the phrase had not crossed over then but my goodness it is now in full play during the present little local difficulty.
Old gent in a care home on a hospital trolly stuffed full of tubes and only able to gurgle a few words with great effort while being interviewed by a tall slap head BBC cunt well behind a remote zoom mike on a tripod and wearing a Robocop mask
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Old gent (in between gasps) : I don’t give an arse about being the first Covid patient to receive a Christmas card from the Prime Minister but you tell me why you TV fucks never ask why old cunts like me are despatched out of hospital after midnight to die in shitty corridors like this?
Presentah: That’s a great question
Old gent : And no nurse I don’t want an injection to calm me down and send me to sleep!
Presentah (after about 30 seconds): Ok nurse I think we’ll end the interview there. He seems to be dead. Why did the old cunt die so soon after the injection?
Nurse : That’s a great question
“That’s a great question” is used to manufacture a pause so the Presentah can try to think of an answer or in most cases just plough on with the interview script regardless and divert the TV attention span generation from matters of embarrassment..
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
So that’s a great question…
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It’s, like…y’know…
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Followed by. “ can I just say”
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No comment.
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What came first, the question or the answer?
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That’s a great question.
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Buying time to answer a challenging question is an old trick, beloved of politicians in particular.
Harold Wilson would take great pains to set his Shag Pile No 3 properly alight, typically a good 20 seconds; Johnson bumbles around quoting ever more ludicrous Latin proverbs and Blair would utter his usual ‘I’m an easy going sorta guy’ through that not-at-all disarming shit eating grin.
PS great scriptwriting Sir Limply. So well crafted I thought for a minute it would be a Ron Knee special and there’s no greater praise than that!!
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If the milk has evaporated, how can it still be in the tin..?
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That’s a very good question-one which I fully intend to answer in due cause.
Firstly though, we need to establish the validity of the tin…..
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That’s a very good question-one which I fully intend to answer in due course.
Firstly though, we need to establish the validity of the tin…..
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Here’s a question for *Boris:
Why are you such a pathetic cunt?
* “insert politician of your choice”
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I went to the doctor last week. I said: ‘Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?’ He said: ‘Why?’ I said: ‘She’s woke up.’
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So……………………………………………………………………………
Absolutely!
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Forty Two……
What was the question???
Exactly!
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The king of this lately is King Twat Boris Johnson. “That’s a great question”, followed by “blbbbb, errrrrr, bllbbbbb, unnmnnn, bllbbbbb, what do you think Chris / Patrick?”. Then followed by “here’s a graph with totally made up and wrong figures”.
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Who passed on that dose of clap you acquired in the 60s Sir Limply?
That’s a great question.
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How do you propose to combat Covid 19
‘Eradication’
You mean you will eradicate the virus
‘Err, no… the population’
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To be? Or not to be?
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“Is this the way to Amarillo”?
No it fucking isn’t,you trespassing Cunt… now get off my vast land-holdings afore I set the Hounds on ye
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“Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Morning Fiddler, morning all.
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I recall reading an article on the very subject of general questions, and some professor gave out some convoluted formula that suggests there could be billions of questions and billions of answers. BUT, there should always more questions than answers. And that number should always be one!
Just too early in the morning for that kind of philosophical bollocks, who’s round is it anyway?
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Only questions you should consider in life
1) did I leave fingerprints?
2) were there witnesses?
3) do I inherit?
4) what can they do for me?
5) is it loaded?
Everything else is trivia.
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Missed out the most important question in these troubled times.
“Where are the surveillance cameras?”
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“Am I elected yet?”
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“Are we having fun yet?”
(Zippy The Pinhead, 1979)
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“How the flying fuck are you still in your job Boris”?
“That’s a great question”..
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“I’m really glad you asked that”
Mustn’t forget that placating arse licking variant that’s also used frequently.
Cunts.
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Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions?
I do.
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Bertie, I imagine you asking your Percy, “Who’s a pretty boy then?” Does he answer straight away or does he keep you waiting?
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Afternoon Spoons. His favourite question is “what the fuck are you ringing for?”
I hadn’t got a clue where he’d picked it up from until Mrs B told me it’s how I always answer the phone!
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“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who do the fork do you think you’re talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.”
– Taxi Driver
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Nobody in the MSM or politics asks any good questions anymore, They are all just cunts singing from the same leftist song sheet. Always shit like “Why wasn’t so and so wearing a mask when they went to a meeting?” And never “Where is the rationale for repeatedly fucking the whole country because of a virus that 99.97% of reasonably healthy people under the age of 70 will survive?” Fuck off, smug cunts.
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