Say Farewell to The Kardashians

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Let’s have a farewell cunting at last for ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’, a TV show that is coming to a very much-awaited end soon.

Never watched a full programme myself, but have seen the participants in my Mrs magazines far too often.

Not often lost for words, but how a family like this seem to have captivated any sort of audience and received many millions of $’s is totally beyond my simple comprehension.

Nominated by: knobrot 

42 thoughts on “Say Farewell to The Kardashians”

  1. I’d heard of this thing for years before I realised it wasn’t a Star Trek spin-off series like Deep Space 9 – behind the scenes or some such nonsense. When I found out what it actually was, well, I wasn’t far wrong, they did actually look alien to me. Whenever I hear of them now, I always think of that South Park episode. There is that young one though that I’m sure would get the tongue treatment.

    Mornings.

  2. Whatever the American term for chav (is it trailer trash?) describes this bunch of arseholes. No talent, just a propensuty to show off their tits and arses. I suppose it is the USA version of those frightful Essex creatures.

    One of these slappers once lcaimed to have “broken the internet” because she showed her great fat arse stark bollock naked- which looked like the boot of a 1954 Austin Somerset – on the web. I assume the weight of her bum broke the internet.

      • Americas fucking freak show and we got a front row seat /about as interested in this as the good shit i had this morning.
        CUNTS

  4. Fuck me, I have never seen it but knowing of its existence has troubled me. Just knowing its eating away at society along with all the other shite that passes for entertainment these days was enough to driver me further away from the telly.

    What a great day it will be when it ends, hopefully the last episode will be a standoff where they all execute one other with Magnum 44’s

  6. Just like an octopus losing a tentacle, another one will replace it sooner or later.

    So even though this pile of shit might be disappearing (although I suspect this brood won’t be leaving us for good), there will be another desperate sleb-in-the-making just waiting to grace our screens with even more trashy behaviour.

    Probably some irate BLM family, looting, rioting, muggings and lots of whinging & moaning about whitey. So lets call the show “The Obamas”

  7. I’d love the lesbian lady boxer do the same thing for Strictly Come Mincing – perhaps the judges will dock a few points for her wearing a strap-on in the cha cha an she will knock their fucking blocks off, and end up by taking the Winkleman woman up the cunt. X Rated dancing makes the BBC scrap the series after one week. I wonder if she will understand that at the end of each round she doesn’t have to spit into a bucket? – one of the poofter judges gets gobbed over.

  8. A fine illustration that there is a worryingly large number of people walking amongst us with the mental agility of a coat hanger.

    I’m not sure what else could explain the millions who tune into this TV offal. I would say that the sooner it is off the better, but then some even more lowbrow shite will inevitably rise up and take its place.

    Programs like The Kardashians are a good barometer of society’s intelligence, or lack of.

  11. Never seen it. And no wonder. My telly viewing consists of the Yesterday Channel, watching war documentaries and wondering how our snowflake generation would cope with a World War. Then Michael Portillo takes me on a great railway journey (woof!) through Victorian Britain, conveniently missing the shitholes.

    • One of them married a midget!
      A little black midget.
      Midget went mental though.
      The dads a tranny.
      Family eh?

  12. Expect Wall-to-wall trash from “Keeping up with Sparkletits” (More aimed at the Boy Harry himself, as he begins to realise of his massive miscalculation marrying this rapacious cunt)

    • Doubt it will happen as I honestly think Gingernut is too dense to understand the situation he’s dropped himself into.

  13. I think I have the ideal replacement for these talentless tarts. It’s a Boggs Production in association with Channel 5: “Have Your Fill Of The Phillips” – a right on look at the life of Britain’s beloved man woman Jess Phillips. In the opening episode we see her encouraging her ten year old son to put on dangly earrings and a pair of her passion killer knickers and go cottaging near the Mosque, meanwhile Jess contemplates a sex change operation from a surgeon who offers a cut price job with a salami, and discussing her plans with her wrestling partner Emily Thornberry, while they are mixing the mud. Meanwhile in the kitchen Jess’ hubby is having a panic attack as he has been tasked with washing Jess’s collection of dildos and knows a bare arsed whipping will await him if he messes up.

    • When I was living in Birmingham, I met up with Phillips when she was doing a meet-and-greet the plebs (oops, I mean her intended constituents) during an election campaign a few years back.

      I wasn’t even interested, just got caught up in the melee. But when I did get within 10ft of her she had the most awful halitosis! And if it wasn’t her it was her agent or minder standing next to her. But I’m pretty sure it was her given the disapproving expressions from nearby punters.

      Filthy slag!

      • I can imagine her reeking of halitosis, a foul smell of B.O. from an underarm which hasn’t seen water or deoderant for a fortnight, and the smell of stale piss and last Sunday’s shit, enriched with frequent farts. I can’t even stand so close to breakfast time to imagine what her snatch smells like.

    • You know far too much about that sort of shenanigans Mr Boggs. You will definitely go blind old chap

  14. I always hoped that Kanye would retire this family, by having a mental episode at a complete family gathering, where he would go the full mental with an AR15 and pop every last one of them including whatever the Jenner bloke thinks he was that week, saving the last bullet for himself. Finally, they would be newsworthy.
    Cunts, every last one of them.

    • If you can believe that Kanye West is rated as rich as Paul McCartney then, in an era that ‘music’ makes no money, then

      (a) You are as deluded as the Kardashians
      (b) West made it through illegal ways
      (c) It’s true but sums up the modern day cuntitude of paying ‘influencers’ just for farting on Twatter
      (d) Flabbott did the math.

  16. Was the father of some off the girls part of Michael jacksons defence team at one of wacko’s trials for noncing? Another question what has a tranny got to do with this crock of shite? On the plus side America is the land of dreams for some, having a fat arse helps as well. As a previous comment by an enlightened cunter pointed out Kardashians were a fictional race involved with the equally fictional deep space nine space station. Time for coffee and meds.

  18. Not a micro second of my time was given to watch shite such as that. I am however aware they made lots of money… which means there are many brainless cunts in America.

    I wonder what they going to do now? (I mean the brainless cunts.)

    My bet is it’s a marketing ploy… based on a famous Arnie catchphrase, unfortunately without the termination.

  19. A tiny spark of light in this sad sorry world! One hopes it will be the end of them. But doubtful. They will probably go on and on until they croak – they’re famous, aren’t they?

  20. Never seen this nonsense, couldn’t give less of a fuck.
    Fuckoff.
    Think that covers my thoughts on the Curdashians.
    And the utter fucking cabbages who watch it.

  21. You raised my hopes, you bastard. I thought it was goodbye for ever due to an explosion in a tanning parlour.

    They’ll be back for more cunting soon. Like Blair, they’re shitty floaters.

  22. The father was OJ Aimpsins lawyer and best friend-he went to OJ’s bolthole the morning of his arrest-footage shows him going in with a briefcase, coming out with a sports bag, presumably containing bloodied clothing.
    Ergo: he was complicit in aiding a murderer (allegedly).
    Seedy-fucking-cunt.
    Like father, like daughters…..,.

    I can say with complete integrity that I, Cuntfinder General, have never read, watched or in any other way endorsed these vacuous airheads.

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