We all know the rules regarding masks, there’s been sufficient debate on this fine, august site about it. But, for fucks sake, don’t come at me with your bullshit about lowering your oxygen saturation levels. I can put a SATS probe on you and if you’re not suffering from COPD or any other respiratory affliction, your SATS will be anything from 93-100%. (88-92% for COPD sufferers). I can put a mask on you, keeping the probe on your finger, and THEY WILL NOT CHANGE. Don’t wear a mask, whatever your reasons, even your David Icke-esque conspiracy theories as I couldn’t give a fuck, but, don’t be a cunt and claim the above because medical science and medical facts say you’re a cunt for claiming it. A doctor in the link explains and demonstrates this better than me.
Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt
I fell for this oxygen saturation stuff initially until I read up on it and yeah, no evidence ffor it what so ever.
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Fuck the masks.
Uncomfortable, unsociable, uncivilised subservient bullshit.
Bollocks to the ‘experts’, – think for yourselves and draw your own conclusions.
I’d rather catch the covid and be gasping for air on a ventilator, (and die if necessary), than be forced to wear such a hideous contraption.
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‘I’d rather catch the covid and be gasping for air on a ventilator, (and die if necessary), than be forced to wear such a hideous contraption.’
No you wouldn’t. Because I’ll tell you, through hard and bitter experience, that if you, or a member of your family was dying, through this virus, you’d be fucking begging, with tears in your eyes, to save yours or your loved-ones life. You couldn’t get those three fucking nines dialled fast enough. Reality is different from the internet, son.
Jesus H fucking Christ, I thought I’d read some shite, but, you go to the top of the fucking class.
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I’ve lost family and associates to covid and could not attend the funerals due to the rules.
Even if people dying have co-morbidities, they may still have lived for many years, enjoying family and a rich life.
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Oxygen saturation, bollocks.
Mask rules, also bollocks.
They aren’t mutually exclusive.
But if you’re thick enough to believe wearing one in tesco but not the boozer is a well thought out strategy then fill your boots.
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Absolutely right. Rule Of Six my arse.
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Thankfully grouse shooting parties are exempt.
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Fiddler will be pleased although he may want a bandit style mask when popping up from behind the stonewalling to bag a passing cyclist.
Evening Creampuff.
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Evening LL.
Dick and I had a discussion about it earlier today, he was well chuffed.
Me, I’m looking forward to a nice family free Christmas.
God bless Boris Johnson – God bless us every one!
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Cordite fumes kill the virus. FACToid.
I am submitting a paper to Researchgate too that effect and I trust we will have no more argument.
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Beat me to it LL
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Dick Fiddler’ll be happy, then!
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I don’t much hold for this mask bollocks and the strategy is nonsensical but as RTC points out currently I can go to the boozer on Xmas day while simultaneous avoiding my sister, her arsehole kids and a poorly cooked dinner and frozen food buffet at my parents house.
I can’t see it lasting though, more’s the pity.
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Jellyfish Johnson certainly finds it hard to be consistent doesn’t he?
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so this site shows its true colours – neanderthal
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The government asks people to wear a face covering in areas where a reasonable distance between people cannot be guaranteed and they are a fascist regime
Not sure how that follows but perhaps someone will come up with a solution whereby anyone who is infected, symptomatic of not will spontaneously combust.
Sounds ridiculous, I agree but no more so than saying the government are fascists
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Tbf they’re not exactly asking when the police have the power to fine you for noncompliance.
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My point was more about the accusation that, OK, mandatory (in a very loose way) wearing of masks in specific areas means the government are facist.
The police have the power to arrest you for lots of things and if you want to champion a real injustice, like many on ISAC the fact that if I want to watch ITV or SKY or Channel 4 and I don’t have a TV licence it is a criminal offence. I would gladly trade wearing a mask in Tesco for the Not having a TV licence.
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Oddly enough, the smell of hopeless farts seems to be well-coontained within Heddlu vans around Caerdydd…
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No, a range of views is expressed here, and often thoughtfully. It is not a safe space.
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Oh, and I second Komodo’s comment
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Enlighten us all to what your strategy was the last time you met or dealt with someone Covid-Pos, Lana. I’ll submit your strategy to our Clinical Directors, via Researchgate.
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I suppose the ease the transition to niqabs.
COVID-19 is real. So is the there in black-and-white to read 19 March 2020 updated on the gov.uk site downgrading it from life-threatening status. So is the CDC in the states there in black and white revising the death FROM COVID-19 figure to 6% of the up to then reported total. So is the way above figure of those deaths being overwhelmingly in the advanced age bracket. So is the published figures way above 50% in a number of states being of those turfed out of hospital into nursing homes.
This is BOLLOCKS. There’s a new virus that is potentially deadly to old or infirm folk, and those with compromised immune systems via pre-existing morbidities. So by all means, those of you in those categories, wear your masks out and I sincerely hope they help you. But the rest of you are just following BOLLOCKS. This is now SIX MONTHS in. Are you really that irrational and cavalier to say that you’re literally going to accept this for the rest of your lives? Because that is the logical conclusion.
Jesus wept.
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This “fart analogy” is fucking stupid.
A fart is made up of methane, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. A methane molecule is around 1 nanometre (that’s a millionth of a millimetre) and hydrogen atoms are even smaller at around 0.1 nanometre.
The smallest coronavirus particles are around 0.1 MICROmetres – with some particles as big as 1 micrometre. That’s a THOUSAND times bigger than the gases from a fart.
So yeah, a fart can get through pretty much anything but coronavirus doesn’t get through a surgical mask very easily.
It’s like comparing a golf ball to a hot air balloon and saying “Well, I brought this bag of golf balls home through the front door no problem so why can’t I bring that fleet of hot air balloons into my front room too??”
Bellends.
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You want to let the hot air out first pal, a bloke I know does kids parties and he does it get his bouncy castle in the garage, swears by it. HTH
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I saw some idiot on one of the denying Covid sites actually referencing the president of Tanzania when he claimed he sent samples of fruit and goat swabs to a lab and they gave a positive result.
Yep a very reliable witness, he prayed and it went away with the help of a little lemon juice and ginger (or something similar)
Bonkers!
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So many frightened older people who, despite knowing that the government is not their friend, are 100 percent on board with this absurd fucking virus bullshit.
Black Lives Matter
Extinction Rebellion
Covid 19
Etc etc etc.
All cheeks of the same arse.
All in the name of Marxist demoralisation of a society.
Any old cantankerous scared shitless cunts terrified of a manipulated cold bug in any doubt?
Wake the fuck up and take a fucking look around you as society becomes more divided by the day.
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Anyone else see that utter abomination of a cunt known as Lady Gaga wearing her various ludicrous and expensive designer ‘masks’ for her MTV awards ‘appearance’?
For starters, it was a pre-recorded video message with no audience whatsoever. So why were the ridiculous masks even needed, and why so fucking many of them?
Attention and getting noticed, that’s why. This cunt would do a shit and then eat it on live television to get publicity. She/he/it is a fucking cunt.
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A Dr. Mengele writes…Pass me my mask, the smell of HCN is getting a bit much around here.
My ex, seriously biologically-trained, PhD in cancer genetics and decades of experience in hospitals in UK and two cuntries abroad says “Masks no good unless SERIOUS, and well-fitting.” I think she added FP22.Can be sterilised in gas oven – one of Onkel Tel’s, not a microwave, as it has metal strips in it.
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If you think that saving lives means closing down practically the whole of health care in britain for the last 6 months and until at least december then fine – has anybody read the legislation for all of this? do you know they have taken the power (not yet used) to remove so called sick people from their homes and isolate a family in a government resource, including kids, if they want to?
Do you not want your freedom back? I’m not trying to be funny – this is a very dark scenario without any sense of it ending – it’s never happened before – it’s not okay
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‘I’m not trying to be funny’
Are you sure?
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some more on masks
https://www.primarydoctor.org/masks-not-effect
have you read the legislation?
do you want your freedom back?
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Lana, let me give you some worsening advice. Re-read the nom, digest it’s content, go and pop a Bisoprolol and stop looking at the internet.
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Only the herd think there is a deadly pandemic
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What are all those people it’s killed, some, without co-morbidities, young and fit, doing then? Having a kip? Playing hide and seek? How’s about listing your experience and qualifications in the subject? I’m not talking about degrees from the University Of Facebook/YouTube, either.
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Where are the other 124 comments?
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On the previous page.
Scamdemic.
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