So the old Swedish tarte is living her life post menopause (claims to be 52) in quiet retirement in the tabloids. Not so long ago it was “Ulrica is dating again” with accompanying soft cheese shots and now this, the above. We take pause. Then we give thanks. At least it is not a grey haired open minge trout pout shot with the old titties oite.
What we have gentlemen is a presentiment orf the wife in fifty years time if we allow it too many holidays in the sun. Watch oite Dioclese and those sun-kissed cruises with ‘er Indoors. Keep a mask on ‘er.
Point is Ulrika according to the copy “worships the sun” hence the leather back turtle vibe. Word to the wise Ulrica, if sojourning in the souks and casbahs orf Morocco avoid the leather markets or the wogs will skin that old face and neck orf yours and knock up a nice handbag and a pair orf sandals.
The good news is that Ulrika remains available and so if any young cunter fancies a mature Swedish massage with truck grease and molybdenum (her speciality moisturiser) apply to a tabloid orf your choice.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12104322/ulrika-jonsson-52-post-shower-selfie-hair-wash-8-days/
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Jeez. How long does she spend in makeup when she makes TV appearances?
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She looks like she’s had a very difficult paper-round! lol
I’ve embalmed better-looking stiffs than that!
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Like Madogga and Katie Price, Ulrika has ruined herself by one plastic surgery job after another.
In her 90s prime I’d have shagged seven shades of shite out of her.
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/swedish-television-presenter-ulrika-jonsson-poses-with-a-vacuum-1996-picture-id187567031
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/swedish-television-presenter-ulrika-jonsson-1996-picture-id187567128
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Fuck norm some of the hunnys from FHM and Loaded in the 90s are boots now cathy Lloyd jo guest and Gail porter spring to mind I wouldn’t touch them with a barge pole these days
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Cathy Lloyd chain-sawing blancmanges in a jumpsuit on the James Whale show – I virtually ripped my cock off!
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Jesus wept.
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Why is it considered ‘news’ that Ulrikakakaka is dating again (especially in these worrying times)? I personally couldnt give a fuck if she’s been run over by a steamroller.
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Dearest Admin, I thought the picture in that Victoria Beckham nomination was scary.
https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/04/victoria-beckham-5/
This Ulrika one…I am frightened.
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The mummified old spunk-junkie looks like she’s stitched together from foreskins.
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Black Foreskins Matter
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What’s that streak of hair all about? It looks like some cunt’s jizzed there pre-lockdown and the dirty old slapper hasn’t bothered to wash it off.
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I saw this a lot when I worked in Scandinavia. Young women are mostly quite pretty though Norwegians are actually better looking than Swedes.
Once they hit forty it all goes to rats in the looks department. Shiny, leathery, gaunt faces. Not that I am any better…
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Scandinavia is much like the UK.
Sweden is England.
Norway is Ireland.
Denmark the Welsh.
The Finnish are the Scots.
Depending on your tastes , play it any way you want.
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Obviously having four kids by fifteen different dad’s has taken its toll.
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