If I could crave the indulgence of this honourable circle. I should like to advance my maiden cunting. Wishing to leave the weightier issues of the day to those of you more erudite and eloquent than I
I submit Dr Mark Avery co-founder of Wild Justice, now this piece of excrement after causing chaos last year with his ill thought out legal challenge to the general licenses that cover pest and vermin control, has steadfastly refused to flush and is back with more mischief regarding the release of game birds. Again, using technicalities inherent in EU legislation, and having no consideration to the fact we are in the grip of a pandemic this uber turd attempted to steam roller this through the court.
He failed, even DEFRA described the case as “vexatious and pointless”. He and his WJ cronies are not done yet! And have more Judicial Reviews to pull out of their arses. All of this crowed funded by the tofu munching soshul meedja crowd and orchestrated by a dodgy left-wing law firm.
To summarise, this weasel who tells everyone and anyone “I’m a scientist” as if that makes his opinion immediately superior, his hypothesis is “it’s very naughty to shoot birdies and bunnies” This is backed up by the extensive research conducted by his mate Cwiss (Packham), whose conclusion is “it’s very naughty to shoot birdies and bunnies”
Not only is this piece of work an utter cunt but a fat sweaty one at that.
Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt
Sorry Mark. Rabbit and wood pigeon are on the menu in my house.
The rat that I shot through the face last Saturday isn’t
Vermin numbers need to be controlled, otherwise they get out of hand and then we all suffer.
ANTIFA are a very good example of this.
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Never heard of Avery but his twitcher buddy Chris Packham was quite the swivel-eyed koolaid slurper over Greta Thunderbirds on the radio some time ago
‘She has clarity of vision!’
So do a lot of nutters. The wise man is full of doubt.
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Strewth! Crowd not crowed that will be the corvid 19 sorry!
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Creedence, no worries moite. 🙂
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G’day spoons yer little ripper!
Hows it goin?
Bit of a warm one isnt it mate?
Even the roos are wearing sunnys…
*(said in the voice of paul Hogan)☺
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A thousand apologies for my belated reply.
Doing ok thanks. I’m not too keen on the heat, mind.
Open a tinny for me, and put another shrimp on the barbie. Fair dinkum no worries moite.
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Fiddler will like this one!
I dont know enough about it really so sort of on the fence.
Im a animal lover but don’t begrudge someone bagging a rabbit or a pheasant or a fish to eat, or shooting rats, etc
But shooting something if you arent going to eat it?
Or for no reason?
Seems bit, well ‘odd’?
I like tracking deer, follow em for miles, but wouldnt harm them,
Theyre beautiful, doing no harm,
I go back to my van can drive to a chippy, im not starving and couldnt eat a whole deer, be senseless.
But don’t know the ins an outs of the cunting.
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You beat me to it Miserable.
“Ickle fluffy bunnies my arse, fucking townies leaving my gates open, at last a kindred spirit rather than the regular weirdos and degenerates I tolerate”.
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Hehehe afternoon LL,
Once, one gate, once in decades!!
Dicks not gotten over it!
Wish I was near Dicks so I could prank him!
Put a vegan sticker on the hi-lux, put up fake signs saying “picnic area”..😁
All joking aside hed shoot me wouldnt he?
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Afternoon Miserable, yes, yes he would. He probably has a spot saved especially for the trophy in the billiards room. Fakes signs is a good idea, maybe ones for YHA hostels and have loads of tiddlywinks turning up or Fiddler Towers as a National Trust property and three coachloads of pensioners descend demanding tea and biscuits and asking “where is the toilet?”.
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To be fair, he’d probably also eat you.
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On reflection Moggie, think ill just leave him alone!!😁
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Good Evening Gents.
Do let me know if you ever decide to visit Northumberland…you will receive the warmest of welcomes….
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Naw, im allergic to buckshot Dick!
Brings me out in a rash.☺
Busy Dick?
Working in this heat today was fuckin horrific.
I hate hot weather 😕
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I jacked it in early Miserable…we were spraying but trying to walk over rough ground with 5 gallons of water on your back in this heat was too much…we came back and had a few bottles of lager to get over it.
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Dont blame you .
I had a customer who collected the heaviest oak furniture he could find, and wanted it all upstairs.
Felt a bit light headed when id finished tbh.
Hope the cunt falls down those stairs!😁
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The fat fuck looks like his eaten 80% of the worlds KFC zinger burgers.
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He’s tough competition with Diane Abbott.
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Just make him into a pie.
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True fact- his dad was Tex Avery ‘man of a thousand voices’ in warner brothers!
When asked for a quote on hunting he said
“Hey doc, whatcha huntin? Wabbits?”
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I have fired up the oven unkle Terry, a sprig of rosemary maybe or peri peri….?
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Judicial reviews are cunts
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I live on the edge of a large pheasant shooting estate. The fucking hooray henrys that are towed around behind a tractor in a fucking carriage for their sport disgust me. The get out. The peasants drive the birds up and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. A collection of cunts. Not sport for the pot.
However, large areas of land are planted with wild flowers, sunflowers etc which are havens amongst the rapeseed and wheat for birds, insects and deer, so I am conflicted. The pheasants are mostly hand reared and shot before they get wild and wary. By cunts.
The hoorays are cunts who couldn’t stalk a fucking chicken.
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I have long held the view that any cunt that wants to shoot for fun, & this does include those fucking paint-balling cunts, should be made to dig a 6 foot trench, with sleeping shelter, before being allowed to let loose. Cunts wouldn’t want to do it twice.
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I actually have a bit of sympathy for some of his points…introducing thousands of pheasants/grouse must have an adverse effect on the native birds.
However, this fella and Packham are just vexatious Cunts who refuse to accept any point other than their own. They see everything as black or white…there can be no compromise. Yes,the sight of “Toffs” shooting driven birds may not be everyone’s cup of tea but organised Shoots also contribute greatly to land management and conservation in many rural areas.
Most people who aren’t blinded by their “class-envy” will admit that shoots are probably a necessary “evil”.
Mark Avery and Chris Packham are another face of the screaming mob who would ban and destroy anything of which they personally disapprove.
Fuck them.
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Every year, Packham arrives in Nethy Bridge for Highland Spring Watch. Now that he’s jumped on the “sport shooting is bad” bandwagon, he’s about as welcome as a dose of clap. He forgets what a major employer the shooting estates are. Michaela Strachan isn’t worth a wank these days, so the whole palaver largely goes unnoticed.
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I met that Michaels Strachan a few years ago when she was staying at a local hotel while they filmed some wildlife shite…. what a disappointment…her looks had certainly “faded” to put it mildly.
Leathery auld boot.
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We need to arrange a “lefty shoot” Sir Fiddler – vermin control is all part of living in the countryside! 😄
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If only we could Vernon. I’d happily enough give my normal targets a pass if I could clean out a few of that bunch.
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Sign me up for that one…admin has my email address.
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Can I put cats on the list for random extermination. Hateful sacks of puke, puss and shit, every last ghastly one of them! I ply my trade as a gardener and I simply don’t have words sufficient to describe the awfulness of finding that you e grabbed a handful of cat shit as you wummage thwough the shwubberwy.
Cunt creatures.
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I’ll be sure to leave you a particularly squidgy one for your (my) entertainment.
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Cats are fucking vermin. Organise car shoots and I’m in.
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Car shoots? worra cunt. Cat shoots.
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These cats are driving cars? This is indeed a worrying development! 😄
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Pests and Vermin? Eighty of them turned up in the rubber boats today, escorted by the RNLI.
Wild justice? Yeah, they fully intend to give us some of that.
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I must confess that I find the rat shooting and ratting terriers vids on youtube absolutely ace.
Rats are revolting filth, and watching them getting fucked off is a guilty pleasure, esp. as it’s legit vermin control.
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Please Dr Avery
I’ve just got to kill the bird
It’ll be in Terry’s oven in a while.
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Leave it about an hour Paul, Owen Jones is on a slow roast.
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Hi LL, I couldn’t find the musical notes to drop in my post. The lyric arrangement was modelled on Sylvia’s Mother by Dr Hook.
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Where the fuck is Black and White Cunt ?
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He might have put himself in lockdaaahn Dick! 😄
B&WC – are you out there – send us a sign Sir!
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B&W Cunt is definitely abaaaht. I know this because he popped up in the Dead Pool and nicked my Jimmy Greaves AGAIN!
Thieving pikey cunt. No fucking shame.
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He’s had to go back to Brissle. Green Party business. The cunt.
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I heard he was helping to fish a statue out of a river, but I could be wrong.
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Thank you guys I’m. So pleased that my nom has caused some debate! It’s almost like the old days when folks could debate this and that without being labelled as anti /pro facist/nazi ffs. For the record:
Never been a fan of big bird days 3-4 birds shot shot high and well, great day!
Yes I’ve harvested a deer now and then again it’s amazing how many friends and relatives you have once it’s known you have a deer in the chiller nothing, I’ve ever shot has been wasted ever!
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KILL THEM ALL. Kill them all NOW. No excuses for these Marxist filth, just get rid.
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doesn’t look like he’s missed out on many pork fat, beef and rabbit puddings with extra custard does he
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I wish this fat tub of shit was round my gaff last year when I shot a heron that had been helping itself to my goldfish.
Wasn’t a clean kill……the fucking thing was flapping around on the lawn, when the dog (border terrier) appeared from nowhere and ripped it to shreds.
The kids thought it was fucking hilarious. Took ages to clean the dog up, though…..
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Cracking cunting lard arse and pack man are self righteous cunts. Love a bit of pigeon and bunny hunting myself and it helps farmer 👨🌾 Giles why do some people think that they have a right to dictate what others do?
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