Entitled Holidaymakers

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ENTITLED HOLIDAYMAKERS:

A ever-so-Easy-Jet cunting, with full Ryanair service please for the jerks who fuck off to India or other far flung shitholes and then complain when there is a hitch:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52292528

The BBC in full “You & Yours” (*) Mode loves these stories. We have some old cunt in this story who fucked off for two months to India and thinks the FCO is incompetent. Perhaps he is the incompetent one for choosing such a rat hole to take an extended holiday in – I wonder how many attacks of the shits you can get in 8 weeks?

On Monday evening the BBC TV London area Local news ran a story about some old hag who fucked off to Gambia for a “family wedding” and was bleating that she wanted to come home. It just happened this particular old tart had intervened during the LOndon riots and thought she was owed a favour.

Anyone who goes on holiday to hellholes at any time is an up-their-own arse fuckwit. To do so when they knew that there was a very serious virus abroad is an extra big fuckwit.

(* Y & Y – a weekday Wireless 4 series where the stupid, the gullible, the greedy or the just fucking unbelievable complain when their schemes go tits-up and they are looking for compensation)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

52 thoughts on “Entitled Holidaymakers”

  1. These are the same type of ‘blameless’ tits that continue to flout lockdown rules, or climb mountains in a blizzard. The type of non-entity that puts their rescuers lives in peril because they are too thick to see beyond their actions. Any sane person with a spatter of brain cells would either not go, or get out as fast as you can. Well cunted WC.

    • Nice one mr Boggs!👍
      Leave these feckless cunts in whatever hot flyblown shithole theyre in, its their own fault for going abroad.
      Want a holiday go Wales,
      Much nicer.
      Alan whicker wannabes.

  2. She might get some nice big black cock in the Gambia!

    I went there once. Total,utter niggerty shit hole. No infrastructure: nothing. Even the president fucked off!

    Go to South London it is the same: filthy,stinky and full of jiggers.

    • Oi Krav! I live in Sarf London you cunt! You’re right though.
      You’d be ok……lots of gay bars. Not sure if they’re keen on Jewish gays though.

      • Oy Ga Volt!

        Mach Mich a nicht Meshuga!

        Yiddish for fuck off,you cunt.

        Good morning.

    • I remember the reporter who made a mistake a few years ago when he interviewed a passer by during the Brexit debates.
      The guy was asked about Brexit/Immigration.

      ‘Yes need to stop it, I live in Clapham and I am the only white face left on my street’

  3. I briefly saw a report about ‘Brits’ caught in India. One chap and his wife who had been visiting family there were complaining that the Foreign Office were charging them £650 to get back to the U.K..’An ordinary airline ticket is about £350’ the bloke moaned. Well, if you don’t wish to pay that amount of money find you own way back or better still stay in India.

  4. Half of these cunts who go to these shitholes aren’t British anyway, they are immos who are visiting “home” as they call it.
    The other half are snowflake millennials who want to patronise the poor and have photos taken posing with the natives for their Fuckbook pages. Either way they can stay there and rot. Don’t give a fuck.

  5. The. Imbecilic Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe comes into the same category. She knew more than enough about the dangerous shithole, run by insane god bothering mullahs, she chose to visit, then complains because the U.K. government can’t help because she had a dubious background and did not enter Iraq on a U.K. passport.

    • The BBC loves to highlight this silly woman’s case. As you say she should have known better. As far as I am concerned there are far more important things for HMG to deal with.
      BTW, any of you lot caught the news report of an illegal abattoir being discovered in a house in Telford? I shall be amazed if the three men ‘helping police with their enquires ‘ are called Smith, Jones or Wilson.

    • Yes fucking sick of hearing about her, she is Iranian and subject to Iranian (joke) law.
      Just because the UK gave her citizenship means fuck all.

  6. The ones that provide most entertaining are the hideous, bingo winged old crones that meet some dark key / goat-botherer 30 years their junior and move to some third world shithole to be with their future welfare scrounger and UK passport applicant.

    Extra hilarity points are awarded for the following:

    1. Sold the flat / house to move to Um bongo land, only to find they have no rights as a foreign national and even less as a woman.

    2. Get ripped off for everything they own by M’tebe and his family in a carefully orchestrated scam involving imaginary emergency medical care for a sick relative.

    3. Get M’tebe a British passport and lease it a Mercedes, only to find it returning home every couple of weeks to the mud hut to scrounge more ‘pocket money’. Double hilarity points if M’tebe returns home smelling of stale perfume and fanny batter.

    4. Finding out that M’tebe is in fact married with several kids and that beach wedding was a sham marriage. The priest and witnesses all being clued-in members of M’tebe’s tribe.

    5. Getting arrested for something trivial which is not illegal in the UK, where we have a system of justice that doesn’t involve bribing the judge.

    6. Unfortunately not understanding that giving the dictator du-jour’s second cousin’s best mate a dirty look constitutes treason / attempted murder / blasphemy in Bongawongaland and a mandatory 25 year sentence in a shithole prison that would make the black hole of Calcutta look like Butlins.

    These stories usually appear in the Daily Heil, with some grumpy faced old munter bitching about the local embassy / consulate powerless or reluctant to help them get back to blighty. Where they will inevitably have to sign on and get on the council housing list having been humiliated, bankrupted and pumped full of STDs.

    Stories like these keep me entertained and laughing like a drain for weeks on end.

      • Ooh, I missed one.

        7. Turning up in Durkadurkastan with a suitcase full of prescription only opiate based painkillers and expecting the local constabulary to believe they are for personal use / the boyfriend’s bad back.

        On the flip side of that is the locked suitcase containing ‘gifts’ for some unknown and unnamed ‘cousin’ in London, which turns out to contain 15kg of uncut smack.

        I love it when the dumb cunts are acting all surprised that drug trafficking in Goatrapistan is very, very illegal and carries the death sentence.

        Que Daily Mail sad-face and poor me story.

    • Lots of fugly Welsh blobs marying goat-botherers.
      I expect that next time (if ever…) I go to GPs’ surgery, the receptionists will be done up as daleks.
      At least I won’t have to look at their melted metallic-tangerine welly faces.
      I gave my regular chemists’ a bag of Lindt chocs the other day. I am sure one of them fancies me (her fingertips on my shoulders while I was sitting waiting a couple of months ago), although she is wearing the ironmongery on appropriate fingers. If I’m mistaken, there are two others I’d happily scuttle…

  8. If they want to go away on holiday they should go camping in Somalia at the Awakal Internally Displaced Persons Camp – Mogadishu. They won’t need to worry about getting home from there. Ever. If the inter clan fighting, filth, pirates or disease don’t get you Al-Shabab will.

  9. Leave Blighty and you’re on your own, if you are doing to walk in shit take some waders, cunts.

  10. Silly twats who book holidays during a global pandemic are beyond stupid. Probably thinking, ”Hey Doris, have you seen this? Flights and a 10 days hotel in Phuket for 500 quid per person. Bloody cheap that. Probably because of this coronation street virus or whatever it’s called. But it must be safe or they wouldn’t let you book it, right. It’s the law or summat, innit?’ Should we get insurance…? Nah…if your number is up, your number is up, innit?”

    Then, Doris and Bill get to Phuket (or wherever), get told to stay indoors all day unless you need to get food and drink. Oh, and you need to wear a face mask if out and about or go to prison. Want a beer at a restaurant later? They’re all closed, sorry. And there is an evening curfew, you cunts (I believe).

    That’s why it was cheap, you cunts. The airlines didn’t give a fuck, they’ll let you fly if nobody stops them. And the hotels are only getting one or two morons booking with them. They’ll take whatever money they can. And yes, they’re not gonna to tell you everywhere is closed, that the locals will shout abuse at you for coming and that you need to stay in your room all day and night. Oh, and your flights home will be cancelled and you’ll need to pay about 2 grand to get home.

    These people are fucking idiots and should be made to walk home.

      • Sam Smith will just come on screen and wail, ”Look at they’s tears in they’s big fuck off mansion. They are so in despair at the moment. Wail!”

        Can’t fucking wait. I might save my vinegar stroke for Taylor Swift if she comes on and flashes her camel toe for me though.

      • Reg the fat shitstabber and those wrinkled cadavers formerly known as the Stones.

        What a stinking bag of festering cuntjuice.

      • They included news of this on the Wireless 4 news at 11 a.m. Apparently the fuckwitted Lady Gaga is “curating” it – Curating? Silly cunt probably doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.

      • Saw that Daz, I’ll not be watching, it might push me over the edge!

        I nearly had a coronary (see what I did there?) seeing Michael Ball has hi jacked Captain Tom to make a charide song. Tom caught people’s hearts by walking even though it’s obviously not easy for him, getting him to sing in his old mans voice and then recording yourself singing you’ll never walk alone (cliche cunt song) is massive cuntitude Michael.

        Grab you some attention does it Michael, donating a million of your own cash would of got you some attention you cunt, but no you attach yourself to an old soldier and steal some of his limelight.

        I hope someone cunts Ball properly for this, one of our more capable wordsmiths.

      • mind that ‘clang”‘ light fitting..

        is Michael testicle’s song going to be

        ‘Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers’

        I’m off to the Shoulder of Mutton for a pint

  11. All these fucking ‘laughably British citizens’ stuck in shithole lands and now costing the government millions to bring them ‘home’.
    Fucking cunts, but we all have to remember the mantra ‘Diversity is our Strength’

  12. I will point out though that a huge amount of these ‘holidaymakers’ are in that well known paradise of Pakistan.

    I’d be interested to know how many of these ‘holidaymakers’ are not economically active.

  13. Surely the fact that most of the population of these shite holes are attempting to enter the UK must give these fuckwit holidaymakers an inkling that all is not right in large parts of our little blue planet. If a person is prepared to cross the channel on a lilo, to me, that indicates their home country ain’t featuring on my travel list ever. Would any one be left if a virus that only attacks cunts cropped up in some chinese market.

  14. Isn’t GAMBIA the place where older single ladies go to sample the BLACK MAMBA?
    Apparently Gambia’s full of them ……

    • Yes a very popular destination for ladies of a certain age group who are not that interested in bird watching or local crafts. A place to get lots of black mamba and a partner who in no way wants a visa and is not already married with two wives. A partner who, as he feeds them the magic mamba tells them that thou they are fifty years older than him he will always love/fuck them even when the visa comes through the letterbox the money for the pineapple farm came in and his sister wants you to pay for her hairdressing course. Fucking eejits.

  15. Wherever these mud wallowing cunts ended up is where they should stay.
    94% of them are useless human garbage anyway.
    Fuck off to there.

  16. Breaking news! Government chartering 4 planes to bring back 850 Brits (yes fuck right they are) home (lol) from Bangladesh.

    Fucking cunts will probably be riddled with disease and you can bet your life the6 will be bringing all sorts of shit from the shithole! And the real joke is that most of the cunts probably weren’t even planning to come back now but hey why not take advantage of a free flight!

    • English my arse holders of dual nationality, cannot imagine an English person living in Bangladesh. Armageddon bring it on…….

  17. Going out of England? No pith helmet and Lee Enfield?
    Smacks of a lack of preparation to me! 🤦‍♂️

    • Would LOVE to see Penny Mordaunt in a pith helmet.
      Give me the right ‘orn, that would.

  18. My dad was station engineer west Africa for an airline company he was based in one of the nicer shitholes (where I joined him on school holidays) but occasionally he would have to do sierra leone, now that was a magical shit hole, before the aircraft came in to land the airport would power up (turn on).
    The aircraft would land, people would pass customs new passengers on, air craft takes off and bang the lights go off.
    Now that was poor!
    Dad was talking to a FO bloke on the runway once, they were fucking around in the back of a range rover with a very archaic “Wireless” trying to raise someone, whilst there Yank opposite was talking to his lot on a slightly larger cell phone.
    I would highly recommend not going to most of those places unless you are heavily armed and or well paid, even then dont expect the sas to turn up and sprig you back home.

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