Yes, old Googe Eye has slipped his minders again and is preaching ‘world government’ or something to defeat the virus.
And he should know. ‘Light touch city regulation’ Gordon, who had absolutely fuck all to do with the financial crash of 2008, saved the world then. He is ready to do it again.
We are truly blessed as a nation. Where the Yanks only seem to have Cigar Bill to help out, we have the fuckers queuing up to dispense their wisdom;- Brown, Blair, Major.
Rejoice.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Dour cyclops who wont dissapear.
Why are these jackals still attracted to the carcass of UK politics?
You filled your bellies in the 90s, please just have the common courtesy to go hide on the shadows till its your time to die.
Thanks awfully.
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These old dinosaurs really need to get a life and fuck off! They’ve had their day in politics, most of which they well and truly fucked over the country other than the Establishment, the City and other “well connected chums in business”.
Brown, Blair, Hezza, Major et al, have no place in politics today. It is always easy to shout criticism from the sidelines when you have no responsibilities to worry about. They just want to be relevant even though they’re more like a bad odour that won’t go away!
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Bang on the money Techno.
Yesterday’s men? Last millennium’s men more like.
I’m surprised that Salmond hasn’t decided to get in on the act, but I suppose the devious, twisted cunt is too busy hatching his revenge plots against the SNP and the Scottish political establishment.
At least that promises to provide us with some entertainment to look forward to once the current nightmare ends.
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Gordon Brown, sorry I can’t cunt this man, I just can’t do him justice, I may come back later and attempt to convey my contempt for this globalist tool.
Gordon fucking Brown, piss boiling, going for a coffee and some pills to try and ease the headache after reading about Gordy’s latest push for his global government wet dream.
Fucking hell………cunt
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At the time Brown’s cuntery wasn’t so obvious, mainly because he followed in the wake of Blair, a cunt of epic proportions. Rather like being bitten by a gnat after having been stung by a swarm of wasps.
These days his only useful function is as a comparison, e.g. “May was even more useless than Brown”.
Fuck off and watch The Eastenders you cunt.
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Another dried up old turd that just won’t flush.
To The Tower with him…
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There would be many more along with this one-eyed monster of the cookie jar. He ought to be in the tower merely for his comments on Brexit. The ravens would probably shit on him.
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I truly believe that The Tower should be returned to it’s original purpose.
Think of all those cunts locked up in iron maidens or having a nice therapeutic stretch on the rack.
And Boris needs to have that leather clad muscleman in a black hood standing behind him next time he appears on TV… 😁
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🎵Every time just like the last,
fucked people’s pensions right up the ass.
Back for a day, please go away,
always a frown with Gordon brown🎵
😉
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Gordon Brown, treasury thief,
Come round here and I’ll kick in your teeth,
Can’t afford to be old,
Cos he’s sold all the gold,
That one eyed fat clown,
The cunt Gordon Brown
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Aah you one-upped me!
(is that an Americanism?)
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I had the bare bones of it when the cunt was chancellor, but updated the pension bit to keep it fresh. Goes well with an acoustic guitar and a slightly right wing audience.🙂
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It can be hammered into better form
“It appears one has been upped”
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Good old Broon got rid of tory boom and bust for which we must be grateful and also alongside Bliar enriched our country with millions of vibrant new people.
The man will go down as a genius.
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Well he got rid of boom at least.
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Only for the poor.
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While he is not so poofy as Anthony Blair this cunt of epic proportions boils my piss in a similar way. Like Major he is a very little man who likes to think he is bigger, more clever than he actually is. That said even he is preferable to Dame Kweer and his shadow cabinet of deviants and remainers. Brown is the past, Kweer could so easily be the future.
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This lardy, lumbering, slow-witted, nostril-excavating, Africa-obsessed arsehole is a perfect example of the Peter Principle.
He ruled his cabinet with a heavy hand, despite his incompetence. It seems a stretch to say now, but Cameron was a breath of fresh sir after suffering under the leadership of Gordon the Pension Thief.
Gordon, please just fuck off. Take Miranda and the grey pea-scoffer with you. You cunt.
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The globalists are shitting themselves. Brexit was bad enough but this Corbyn19 shit has dumped a ticking time bomb right up their arseholes. It’s no wonder all these cunts have come crawling out of the woodwork. Starmtrooper is another one of the bastards, far more dangerous than Steptoe if only because he is definitely electable. I definitely don’t trust Boris either, after yesterday’s appalling performance.
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This slack jawed, Nokia throwing, nail biting, monocular sack of jock excrement can fuck right off. Gormless you cunt, you fucked this country’s economy totally then fucked off, what makes you think you’d be qualified to do a better job as part of this world government bollocks you’re spouting? I actually think that Blair gave him the PM job as he knew what a fuck up he’d make of it and thought he’d be welcomed back with open arms. While I’m there Blair can fuck right off too. A pair of massive cunts that I really find hard to separate for cuntitude. A weapons grade pair of cunts who would undoubtedly both be runner-up in a worlds biggest cunt competition as they’re such cunts. (Thanks to Peter Cook)
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I see from the header pic that he couldn’t even get the Doctor Evil pose right, the fucking cretin.
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Perhaps Gorgon Brown will be calling us racist for pulling the plug on the Huawei 5G spy contract next? (Which we NEED to do!)
If we sign up for that we are signing our own death warrant, IT HAS TO BE CANCELLED.
Oh, nearly forgot – Gorgon is a cunt. Epic, A Lister cunt.
Your time is done fool, play with your train set, belt up and fuck off.
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Is being desperate to cunt this cunt a sign of viral infection?
Brown cunt in the ring wah de da dedah
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Lock the cunt in an empty bank vault for 50 years.
Give the only key to the old lass from Rochdale who called the slug out on open door immigration.
This winking cunt is the cunts cunt.
Fuck off.
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I remember he used to do that jaw drop gimp thing and wondered if they used to do a ‘Mexican jaw drop’ in Cabinet….he does it then the Home Secretary, Foreign Secretary, Chancellor and so on like a Mexican wave at a footy match….A Mexican jaw drop!
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Morning all.
Years ago I worked with a woman who was a prime looking filly in her thirties, a right sexy piece and no mistake.
But this babe had one utterly inexplicable characteristic; she had the raging hots for old Gordo. One night when she was well pissed she told me pleasured herself fantasising about being dominated by him, and how she wanted to be reincarnated as his underpants.
I shit you not, and I thought that I had a few odd ideas…
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So you went out with Harriet Harman? I don’t believe you.
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Nah I didn’t ‘go out’ with the woman (I should have been so lucky!); the wife would have killed me. But I did count her as a friend, but she got a job somewhere else and moved away, and I haven’t heard from her for yonks.
Take it from me tho, she was a LOT better looking than Harriet Harperson!
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She is clearly insane and you should count yourself lucky.
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Saviour of The Worlds Economy
The Prime Minister No one Voted for And Couldn’t Get Rid Of no matter how we tried.
It’s about time Blair, Campbell, Mendleson,Major Brown all shuffled off No ones interested in your thoughts anymore shut the fuck up.
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The stupid cunt who sold off most of our gold reserves at half their value. He used to be the Chancellor of the Exchequer for fucks sake. Labour are like the persistent skid mark on the toilet bowl which even power pissing on won’t get rid of.
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The not so stupid c*nt still managed to sell State owned bookmakers William Hill to his friends in the city for a third of it’s value – says a lot for the integrity of the Man.
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Gordon browns prime ministerial tenure in brief:
Day 1) Sell a load of Britain’s gold reserves at knock off prices to the virus nation to offset his mathematical fumbling’s as chancellor.(cunt).
Day 2) declare austerity measures for all except the gilded ones.(double cunt).
Day 3) Discover 70 billion down the back of the sofa to bail out reckless gamblers RBS ” lets piss it up the wall boys” (Cunt of galactic, myopic proportions).
To cap it all off, a fat idiot too, and that’s swearing.
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I should have put a capital B for his surname but on reflection, he’s too much of a cunt to merit the effort.
Fucking slug creature cunt.
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All the crimes committed by Blair, were supprted by his ( then ) Chancellor
Brown is no less guilty than Blair. People seem to forget that .
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Whatever this wonky-eyed twat advises, we should do the opposite.
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Credit where it belongs, he did sell most of Britain’s gold at rock bottom prices!
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Typical socialist who has never had his hands in shite.
Met loads of the cunts at UEA.
Dried up fuck wits with no moral compass.
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