Panic Buyers

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Coronavirus fears spark shopping frenzy leaving empty shelves across UK – as hand gel, loo roll and cleaning sprays top Amazon’s best-seller list.

Foods such as pasta, rice and couscous selling out fast as are tinned foods. Empty shelves for many of these products.Experts predict that a major UK Coronavirus outbreak in Britain could cause ‘food riots’.

The same pathetic, desperate, lowlife fuck heads undoubtedly will be the same selfish twats that go to the sales, queue up and fight one another for the low end model big TV screens.

Absolute cunts.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Panic buying cunts…

We have all heard about the virus, so what do these cunts do? Think about their community, their neighbours, their colleagues? No, they plough head first into the nearest supermarket and buy the fucking lot. I am soon expecting to see some twat with a trolley full of boot polish (just in case).

https://twitter.com/9newsaus/status/1236088663093608448?s=21

The cunts in this clip are from ‘The Land Down Under’ and are very civilised local folk indeed!!!! Panic buying tons of anything is a proper cunty thing to do, especially if you’re young and healthy, as those in genuine need will just get fucked over. But my point is this: It’s not the cunts with forty hand sanitizers that you have to worry about, it’s the cunts who couldn’t buy any hand sanitizer at all because they will spread this virus to you even if you have a million sanitizers. So a bit of calm in the shops, a bit less me, me, me, and a lot less cuntishness all round.

Meanwhile, I’m just off to do a stock take in my garage of the pallet of baked beans and spaghetti hoops I bought.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

A massive, Coronaviral cunting for panic buying stockpilers.

What’s the fucking point? Let’s assume that we’re going to catch the dreaded bug and need to lock ourselves away from the dregs of humanity for a couple of weeks. Why exactly do we need a years supply of bog roll and baked beans?

I went shopping yesterday and found the shelves empty. No beans, no bog roll. Also no lemonade, no tea bags, no paracetamol. Now as far as I know, viral infections are impervious to paracetamol. I can understand not wanting to go without a cuppa. After all, the Empire depended on it, but lemonade? What the fuck is that all about?

I’ve had the misfortune to have to visit three supermarkets in the last couple of days. Due to Mrs D’s allergies, we can’t get all we want in one. Everywhere was heaving. Trolleys were bulging. My favourite was the woman filling her trolley with bottled water. Don’t be a cunt, dear – turn on the tap.

Mrs D doesn’t understand the logic behind it all. I keep trying to explain it’s because people are stupid. Take for example the two Aussies caught on camera yesterday, literally fighting over the last pack of bog roll. I rest my case.

Ironically it’s all a self-fulfilling prophecy. Shortages are caused by people bulk buying because they think there are going to be shortages.

Frankly, I hope these cunts catch the virus and it removes them from the gene pool…

Nominated by Dioclese

172 thoughts on “Panic Buyers”

  1. I just looked on the Sainsbury’s home delivery bookings and everything’s gone for the next three weeks. I guarantee that’s mostly cunts booking 3 deliveries a week, who will then cancel them if they decide they don’t need it. Meanwhile cunts who actually need home delivery because they’re infirm or self-isolating have got no options left.

    Thank goodness this virus is actually relatively mild and not something more serious. It gives a good lesson how shit our systems are and how, when things improve, measures must be put in place so we’re actually prepared in future.

    • Shagga – I would suspect that Sainsbury’s are similar to Asda. I’ve had a reserved slot with Asda for a few years where you can repeat the same time slot week after week. Cunts will have jumped on these straight away so that if you want a delivery, they’ll have already been booked by repeat shoppers. Mind you, unless things improve, there’ll be fuck all to buy!

      • What do you think will happen if the season is scrapped and the Scousers are denied their first title in 30 years Bertie?

      • They would have won it last year too the poor cunts if Manchester Cheaty hadn’t broken the spending rules.

      • I think there’ll be some compromise LL. Perhaps they’ll play a few more Liverpool games behind closed doors until Liverpool win it ‘mathematically.’ i.e 2 more wins.
        But then, who knows what the fuck is happening at the moment?

    • I got an email from them about a hour ago. It basically said – we have stock, buy normally, don’t be a cunt and everybody will get stuff.

      • I expect slots to possibly open up before the 11pm deadline as people decide they don’t need more bog roll right now, so am going to be watching it like a hawk between 9 and 11

    • I just about managed to get a slot with Tesco – a delivery on 25th March. Not for any hoarding-type shit, but mostly for a few basic weekly staple foods, easter eggs and easter goodies for the fam and some essential junk food things I couldn’t get the other day in town, because all of the panicky cunts had cleaned the shop out (my body will go into shock without junk food)

      I am thinking ahead to Easter as I really, really cannot face competing with these utter arseholes over who gets the last fucking Dairy Milk egg or Cadbury’s Bunny……fuck that shit!! It will also limit my contact with anyone harbouring the lurgy, as I don’t want to bring back any germs to my Mum. She would kick me in the snatch, good ‘n’ hard.

      You can see what my priorities are here when it comes to food. As long as I have chocolate and junk, I am as happy as a pig in shite.

  2. Fucking disgraceful this is , the government make it worse by all the scare mongering etc , yet they turn round and tell everyone not to panic buy and yet they are one of the main causes in the first place. The people with all the toilet rolls are just plain stupid and i hope they have an house fire that burns there house down due to all the toilet paper in the house. The last time i went to the shop was 2 days ago for one loaf of bread and bottle of milk , the only thing about the coronovirus that annoys me is constant TV footage. I don’t care one bit about the virus to be honest , it’s simple you either get it or you don’t .

  4. well I am starting to get pissed off, I will eat anything have eaten most things so dont give a fuck but have a few quirks on things I like.
    Good news, no one had bought all the gherkins in Lidil but some fucker had bought all the Kobasica (sausage) now I am partial to them and I suspect that they have winged their way in to some polski sklep and that is pissing me off because i an not paying £5 for a £2.40 pack of sausages!

    • Must check that my local dooshkamart still has a selection of unpronounceable sausage. Thanks for reminding me. The Poles have a uniquely delicious way with pork.

  5. “Don’t panic! Don’t panic buy!” (HMG)
    “Jesus Christ, there’s a disaster coming! Strip those supermarket shelves, quick!” (the cunt public).

    Anyone else see the connection that the Nudge Unit seems to have missed?

  6. I have bought a few more tinned foods but different types as well as frozen stuff. No point clearing the shelves of beans; you’ll gas yourself within a week.

  7. Couldn’t get hold of any bog rolls down here in Plimmith but have amassed a shed load of bog brushes. They’re a bit uncomfortable at first but you soon get used to them. If you dip them in bleach your nipsy will smell like roses.

  8. The government’s advice is to cough or sneeze into the crook of your arm if you haven’t got a tissue. So the virus doesn’t get on your hands. It is slightly excusable if they are hoarding for the tissue. But they are not. They are hoarding it to go to the toilet. But the virus doesn’t cause diarrhoea so they are hoarding for the wrong reason. They are confused.

    If fact when it comes to this they don’t know their arse from their elbow!

    Bum bum.

  9. Due to the overreacting and panic buying, people are stealing hand sanitizers from…hospitals. How selfish, pathetic and stupid is that? Not only will this increase the spread of corona in hospitals, but any other viruses and bacteria too. Anyone ‘panic buying’ in shops should simply be refused service, oh you want 100 tins of beans and 60 packs of toilet rolls, well I aint serving you. Have police waiting outside for when they decide to steal them instead. Oh, but the police are now only concentrating on serious crimes during this crisis, so dont panic buy…save money and shoplift.

    • Cunts stealing hand sanitizer from a fucking hospital should be hanged. Just watched the near riots in the Sydney, Australia supermarket on the telly. The Aussies are a bunch of panic merchants so I’m not at all surprised to see them zombie apocalypsing themselves.

      Still, thanks to narcissistic cunts on social media, the whole world is following suit after watching the odd panic buying clip and hearing their stories from the local shop. The MSM are also creating more panic than necessary.

      Bars and restaurants now ordered to close in some countries. Just put people out of business.
      Why not? Why don’t we all just stay locked in our rooms for six months behind a wall of bog roll and pot noodles? Sure, soon you’ll have no money from no work and the government will run out of money within 6 months too, but let’s all just lose our jobs, homes, schools and hospitals. Over a virus.

      The message should be, “Take care of those at risk (the elderly and those with genuine health concerns that are in the ‘at risk’ category.) If I these groups, isolate if possible. If you are in such a group but can’t get help with shopping etc, call this number/send email to….Online shopping no more than one appointment per week. Purchase limits on certain items at times if necessary. Supermarkets first hour of opening only for pensioners and the disabled. May be accompanied by one family member/caregiver if required.

      Everyone else? Back to fucking work you idiots before you destroy your own and everyone else’s lives. The odds of you croaking are tiny. Just stay healthy to boost your immune system, do a bit of exercise if you can and get a decent night’s sleep. Avoid booze, fags and drugs to help boost your immune system.

      Or, hide away, lose everything (home, job the lot), create looting and riots on the streets. And any of you cunts create more panic than necessary for personal attention (BBC/Facebook addicts) then you’ll be injected with coronavirus.”

      • You should be in the government, Minister for Preparedness. The cunts in charge are absolutely fucking useless. No leadership, no fucking clue. Just hiding behind the ‘experts’ passing the buck – the current medical advice is blah blah blah. Any cunt with a brain could tell the muppets in charge what needs to be done.

  10. I wish you were PM, Cuntybollocks. Just to add, convert all NHS managers’ offices into wards and make the cunts trainee nurses. With on-the-job training.

    • The police are only concentrating on big crimes. I expect a spike in shoplifting, looting and mugging. I hope people wait outside shops then steal the 100 bogrolls and 50 tins of beans from the panic buyers!

    • Food supplies haven’t been affected anywhere in the world and they’re not going to be. Even in the European countries in ‘lockdown’ people can still go out to the supermarkets which remain open. You won’t see that reported on the news though, so everyone thinks they need to buy enough food for 6 months in case there’s ‘lockdown’, as if they’re going to be under house arrest. Somebody needs to make a public announcement to that effect but the governments fucking useless and ministers get the eastern European servants to do the shopping.

  13. Just got back from B&M, Tesco, Aldi and Sainsbury in that order.

    No pasta, no bread, no cheese, no eggs, no baked beans, no tinned tomatoes, no bread flour, no yeast, no fresh chicken, no bleach, no potatoes, no toilet rolls etc, etc.

    Some of the public are total fucking greedy selfish cunts.

  14. This is such an easy fix, all the super markets needed to do was chain up the trolleys,one basket per person and O,A,PS will have help from the staff, when these greedy cunts realize they are burning as many calories as they are buying they wont bother, and you cant fit 200 toilet rolls in a basket….problem solved

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