Big Narstie

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I would like to nominate a well-overdue cunting for one fat, black, talentless, thick cunt called Big Narstie. This guy is another Grime artist whom Channel 4 thought it would be a good idea to give his very own talk show.

Not only is his music shit, but his show is even worse and is cringe worthy from start to finish. He just sits in his chair trying to be funny in front of his guests, when he clearly isn’t. He has a sidekick on his show – a comedian called Mo Gilligan who does all the jokes while Big Narstie just talks bollocks. They have even labelled themselves the black version of Ant and Dec, when really they should be classed as ‘cunt and cunt’.

Unless you are a youth from London, you probably wouldn’t understand half of what he is saying (“Get me tho, innit blud”) and what he does come out with is total shite. His appearance on ‘The Crystal Maze’ really says it all about what this guy is actually all about. The only thing he looks good for is devouring a 20″ pizza with a side of a KFC Family Bucket.

For those of you who haven’t heard of this talentless, mouthy cunt, I suggest looking him up on YouTube and see how long you can stand his bollocks, before switching off the TV.

Nominated by Telly as it is.

87 thoughts on “Big Narstie”

  1. I see Paddy Mcguiness is in the above picture , has anyone on here ever seen his stand up performance in comedy? . If not try him out on you tube and see how long you can last , that guy is (and i mean is) total shit , i’d laugh more if i’d just lost my legs ,arms, sight and voice at the same time. I don’t think you would ever see anyone laugh so much at there own jokes.

    • Sorry about the last post i thought i was still on the sports relief nom, to busy thinking about how i can get out of going to my missus sisters for dinner tomorrow .

      • Coronavirus. Don’t be in a room with anybody unless you absolutely have to. If the government is too fucking stupid and lily-livered to take action, it’s up to us to take self-responsibility in stopping this. It’ll be a bit boring at times, but better this and still be able to walk the streets than be like Italy, where nobody’s allowed out of doors because it spread so quickly with all their hugging and kissing.

  2. I was going to look him up on Youtube, but I can’t stomach it.

    I don’t like the look of him. He looks like part of the problem. Unless he can solve knife crime, he can’t, he should fuck off back to Bongo Land. Deport him.

    Big Darkey is a sad reflection on the absolute state of modern britain, shitting in the European Gene Pool. The only time I’d like to read about him is when he’s dead on the floor of a chicken friendly shop.

    Channel 4 have had some shit, this cunt looks worse than Chris Evans.

    Fuck off back to Noddy Land

  5. I would only watch this lump of Coal if he was being burnt to death by the K.K.K. Fat pile of Whale Blubber.!

      • Another KKK brother ,don’t forget to use Daz automatic powder on those robes , makes them whiter than white. We would have to use plenty of wood to get this cunt burning properly , just think 30 mins on the fire he’d be a cannibals dream. It really amazes me how people think he is so funny and talented . https://youtu.be/erUwWDnmOXg this is a typical example of why this cunt should be in the ground.

  6. Always seen his programmes advertised, so decided to watch, fully expecting it to be an unfunny, tiresome, vomit inducing pile of “whitey is bad” bollocks.
    I was right.
    I managed about a minute of the shite.
    Unfunny obese ugly Um Bongo drinking sweaty cunt. You can tell he fucking stinks a mile away.
    Fat cunt.

    • Mind you, when I saw Big Narstie, it did bring back some long forgotten childhood memories. In 1977,my mum took me to the zoo, and I was immediately reminded of the huge steaming pile of elephant dung I saw that day. Except the dung was funnier and more talented. And smelled better.

  7. If this country ever regains any self respect this black sack of shit will be first to be roasted gutted flayed seared and flung on the dung heap.
    Trash for sweeping away.

  9. Oh by the way thank you admin for helping to sort my grammer on my nom, much appreciated .👍

  11. I only hope N####r Narstie crosses the road without looking glued to his phone and a 44 ton articulated wagon takes him out with a single swipe!! Reading that over breakfast would bring over a warm Ready Brek glow that would last all day till bedtime.

  12. De- frib-illator is indeed one annoying cunt, whoever signed this fat deeply unfunny sack of shit was only ticking the equality box Because fatty arbuckle ain’t funny unless of course you find catching the clap in the middle of a gout attack amusing he isn’t going to tickle your funny bone, this cunt is a comedy free zone who should be avoided ……

  13. Any and all purveyors of this atonal filth, in any of its guises, are rancid cunts of the fishiest order. Since the late 80s when ‘Public Enemy’ and ‘NWA’ came along, this lot have destroyed the moral fibre of nearly three generations now who have been sucked into to their ABSOLUTE LITERAL FILTH AND GARBAGE being the ‘cool’ music. Before that, blacks were responsible for half of the BEST music in the charts.

  14. Big Narstie? Looks like he’s trying to steal Biggie Smalls thunder with that look what a absolute cunt

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