I would like to nominate a well-overdue cunting for one fat, black, talentless, thick cunt called Big Narstie. This guy is another Grime artist whom Channel 4 thought it would be a good idea to give his very own talk show.
Not only is his music shit, but his show is even worse and is cringe worthy from start to finish. He just sits in his chair trying to be funny in front of his guests, when he clearly isn’t. He has a sidekick on his show – a comedian called Mo Gilligan who does all the jokes while Big Narstie just talks bollocks. They have even labelled themselves the black version of Ant and Dec, when really they should be classed as ‘cunt and cunt’.
Unless you are a youth from London, you probably wouldn’t understand half of what he is saying (“Get me tho, innit blud”) and what he does come out with is total shite. His appearance on ‘The Crystal Maze’ really says it all about what this guy is actually all about. The only thing he looks good for is devouring a 20″ pizza with a side of a KFC Family Bucket.
For those of you who haven’t heard of this talentless, mouthy cunt, I suggest looking him up on YouTube and see how long you can stand his bollocks, before switching off the TV.
Nominated by Telly as it is.
BIG DARK KEY. That’s it, nothing to me just another waste of organs. Chiggun eating fat cunt.
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Jesus, this fat cunt falls into the seriously unfunny cunt category, walliams, brand, Kane, izzard and the way you see these woke white cunts sat in the audience listening to this banal shit laughing their tits off, fake cunts. All the ace ofs bang on about is ” fuck the pollllllice” and “raaayyyyyycism”. Why do the police stop and search you you thick cunts? Maybe because the spearchuckers are stabby murdering drug dealing cunts? Then we’ve got the MOBOS music of black origin! Give me a Fuckin break. Imagine a MOWOS! Music of white origin? Cunt me imagine the fuckin outrage?
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Chuck a bucket of oleum over it.
Nah, only joking, figuratively speaking.
Harmless banter.
He looks like total self-parody. No wonder that people find it hard to take the eggand communidee seriously…
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Never seen the fat bastard but have noticed his name in the listings. Assumed he was a talent free non-musician. Once again I have to thank a fellow cunter for taking a bullet for me and watching this shit.
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Genocide is looking more appealing by the minute.
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What key opens every lock ? A pikey. What key never works ? A darkie.
I bet the BBC were kicking themselves missing out signing up this POS.
I’d watch a clip on YouTube but my toes would curl like a bad case of arthritis.
Does he blame nafe crame on white oppression?
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Fuck me. First became aware of this fat cunt in 2017 when he was on This Week (why?) with Brillo, Ann Widdecombe and Malteser head:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p050nn34
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Iām surprised he can keep his head up with the weight of all that shit hanging from around his neck. Iāve seen the trailers and I canāt understand a fucking word heās saying. I suppose this is the kind of bollocks Channel 4 thinks is suitable for the yoot audience. Cunts.
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Fuck me…..he’s no stranger to a KFC Family Feast bucket,that’s for sure.
It would take a big branch to hold his tyre-swing….and a fucking big tyre.
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‘Big Narstie’? Sounds like a zeppelin-sized turd that you deploy into the bog after a big curry the night before.
Oh yes, it seems I am right. It is one of those actually……
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Our once great literate nation is now reduced to the south side of Chicago look/sound alike.
This thing and its kind add nothing to our country.
“Tis a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing”
That is all.
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Another victim of the evil whitey with a chip on his shoulder as big as a pot hole on the A3. Got the perfect CV to be a role model (his words) to the black yoof that don’t get naah sapport.
Here’s a lyric from one of his early rap tunes:
“Iām the kinda guy that wants to get physical / Run up in your house and take all your Sky Digital.āĀ
This great fat ugly sweaty pigdog thinks it’s funny when asked to recite some of his early ‘work’, no doubt a surreptitious attempt to slightly embarrass the beast, by Kieran Yates, the Guardian journalist (spit) of the article I read.
Can’t see him getting too physical now except to spawn another dozen sprogs that he can be a supportive father to.š He complains his home town of Brixton is becoming gentrified and the cost of local cuisine like Apple crumble is going up. I say thank fuck for that. Maybe the once charming victorian villas these ungrateful cunts have turned into pig stys will be returned to their former glory….eventually.
Mr Narstie, go to fucking hell.
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Bloody hell, he is actually allowed on TV!!
I watched the clip with Brillo, I got it, he wants free everything for the poor, the black kids who arenāt making a good living from the drugs init!
Fat Cunt!
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He looks like he might be the fruit of David Lammy’s loins.
He should go and jump in the Ol’ Man River
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Seen the show advertised and decided Iād possibly not find it as entertaining as Channel 4 told me it would be.
Good luck to Mr Narstie, They do say make the most of what you have and Mr Narstie seems to be doing very well as he started out with fuck all.
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I was watching the Chase on ITV yesterday and there was a black guy who was a dead ringer in weight size and looks to this overfed fat black bastard and remembered my nom , low and behold today he is up for a cunting. While were on the subject of blacks has anyone heard the story of the black superintendent Robyn Williams ? , better still has anyone wrote out a nom?.
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Haha, oh hes scary!
Big nasty? Like a binbag full of shite.
Like to mug the fat little cunt, take his KFC off him leave him in a puddle of piss and loose teeth.
Daft cunt.
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Have you had the privilege of seeing on TV MNC?
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No mate, have to think of my blood pressure,
Know this would push me overboard.
My tv veiwing is subject to apartheid.
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Just give him a quick whirl on you tube MNC and then unleash the fury, if you don’t like him now wait till you have watched him for 30 secs.
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Watching a docĆ¼mentary about the Hatfield an McCoy hillbilly feud,
Can’t drag myself away from it, fuckin ace!
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The Met black police officers association are arguing in her favour and calling it institutional racism. hopefully someone else will write the nom as i think i’d come across way to racist writing this one outš
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So if we don’t pay dark keys more than whites, that’s waycist somehow.
Here’s hoping we end up like Brazil instead of South Africa. At least whites have their own majority region and run the country.
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Was just about to Telly, or actually the cunt defending her who’s the real cunt.
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Her sister and co defendant is one ugly CUNT. They are both disgraces to their professions; incarceration is the only fitting response for this brace of over promoted disgusting CUNTS.
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The ginormous cunt could fall on someone, that would really sting.
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TIMBERRRR!!!
Or
EARTHQUAKEEEEEE!!!
Either one works š
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This fat cunt is about as funny as rectcal cancer. He’s got no talent whatsoever only got the show as he’s a thrower of spears
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Another product of wokery. No other reason for this shite weasel to be on anything other than most wanted or similar. Downhill to shitville all ahead full, woke cunts. Do any of your thoughtful cunters ever think āhave I fallen into an alternative universeā bloody sure I have.
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Yeah i hear that voice in the background ” little does he know it but Telly as it is has just entered the twilight zone”. https://youtu.be/XVSRm80WzZk
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Well fuck me sideways.
Was in Waterstones today as I wanted to buy āThings I learned from fallingā by Claire Nelson.
Having found the book I then went to the Sport section to see if they had Jason Platoās autobiography and whilst scanning the shelves saw a title called āHow to be Big Narstieā.
Why it was in the Sport section Iāve no idea, curiosity peeked I had a further look and almost immediately put it straight back.
I can only imagine the only sport this fat fuck has taken part in is a Stabathon or Bargain Bucket challenge.
Just watched the Brillo interview and canāt help but think Big Narstie would benefit from reading āThings I learned from fallingā.
Fat fucking fuck.
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I’d put this sack of cunt on the oven diet.
Plus all his audience.
Get to fuck.
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I think your oven would look good at the back of my newly built shower block.
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Funny you should mention it but I’m thinking of moving into soft furnishings, particularly specializing in lamp shades and bathroom consumables; all made with locally sourced organic waste. Could be a mutually beneficial tie-in here boys. – fuck Linked In right in the face, ISAC’s the place for business networking.
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Nasty by name, fat useless cunt by nature.
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When i was writing out the nom i was on you tube watching his shit to fuel the fire even more and i was reading peoples comments about him and they love him. They think he is so funny a breath of fresh hair and someone went as far as to say they love it when hes on tv because hes so funny and talented and makes there day. The only time he would make my day is if he was dead.
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I watched a few seconds of this Channel 4 offering – it seems to be a morbidly obese black person talking irritating nonsense – if I wanted that I would listen to Diane Abbott.
Good nom Telly! š
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Thank you Vernon , yeah this guy is a grade A cunt
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Huggy Bear’s let himself go.
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He is now known as chubby bear! (as in the bear faced cheek of anyone at Channel 4 thinking this utter s*ite was worth inflicting on us!)
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Cuntflap his mates are called
Bit rapey
Loadz lazy
DJ stabby
An Rubberlips.
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What is it with these stupid fucking made up names? Even there own names sound made up. Lebron, Sharonda, Tyrese, Deontay, fucking Windowlena. They really are cunts.
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They are confused BF – they normally get called “defendant” “guilty” and “convict”! š
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There should be a register of legal good old fashioned northern European names that can be selected from for British babies. No more of this fucking DeShawn nonsense, to say nothing of Muhammeds & Fatimas…
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The funniest dark key name I’ve heard is Unique. There were two of them at my old school š
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Surely only a matter of time till it will be deemed rac ism for all British people not to speak in that ridiculous Jamaican/rap style patois under the threat of arrest.
Even the Queen will have to adopt ‘Phillip! Am we rollin down de mall tonight to wave to me bluds innit’?
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I had the misfortune of encountering a white lad who spoke Multicultural London English.
It took all my energy not to say ‘You’re white you dumb cunt’
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Oven the cunt.
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Looks like the result of a Diane Abbott and Mighty Joe Young one night stand…probably has the same brain-power too.
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Perchance Harveys less civilised big Brother!
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It’s that cod eyed spookHarvey’s lost twin surely.
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I do try not to judge by appearances, honestly, but the picture shrieks “CUNT!” and I had no need to read further.
Better words than mine:
Take up the White Man’s burdenā
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guardā
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:ā
“Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?”
Rudyard Kipling: ‘The White Man’s Burden’
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Ah Rudyard Kipling!
The cake guy, he writes too?
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Saw this lump of gristle on a comedy panel show and he was as comic as a hill of excrement. Becoming a celebrity was the only way he could ever attract a female. Utterly gross and utterly talentless (and I haven’t even heard the music).
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Apparently this big fat mess recorded something called Drugs and Chicken, presumably named after his own staple diet, the useless lard arsed motherfucking cunt.
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Talentless and ugly. Saw him on a comedy show and he was unfunny for the whole programme. The only way he could meet a female was if he became a celebrity. Horribly unattractive hill of shit.
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