Well, this is my first cunting after perusing this site for a year and having some of the best belly laughs I’ve ever experienced.
Ok, so this cunting is for a Polish woman who decided to get her eyeball whites tattooed black, to look like she’s possessed. She’s now slowly going blind in her left eye after losing all of the sight in her right one:
https://rock101fm.iheart.com/content/2020-02-27-woman-goes-blind-after-having-eyes-tattooed-black/
I mean, what the actual fuck? Why would you do that? Your eyes are one of the most delicate organs in the human body and can be damaged very easily. I can’t even bear to extract an eyelash that’s dislodged and fallen into one of my eyes. Quite apart from the fact it must have hurt like fuckery, you’d have to be either insane, or thick as a whale omelette to get this done.
I’m afraid I have zero sympathy for this dopey cunt and the tattoo artist who agreed to do this needs to be fucked up rather badly.
Fuck my old boots…
Nominated by 3D Cunt
Excellent cunting 3D cunt, im starting to think its just the retarded sort of thing asshoooollllees sorry young people with absolutely no fucking common sencse whatsoever, if thier iphone dosnt tell them its a bad fucking idea its ok, at least natural selection to sort these dumbass mother fuckers out cuz they are to stupid to live, also what happened to (spot the jehaddi) ….finally one arrested in Cardiffistan….
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Boot polish works best, I found.
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Another example of why we should adopt the survival of the fittest principle when it comes to mankind. Less daft cunts bleeding the system, polluting the planet, causing my piss boil daily. Everyone wins.
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Is that a man?
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Had no idea you could get your eyeballs tattooed! Wiki quotes the name for the procedure as ‘scleral tattooing’. Look at this monster, probably looked Ok once:
https://metro.co.uk/2017/11/13/this-guy-is-the-first-in-india-to-tattoo-his-eyes-completely-black-7073489/
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He used to be our babysitter Cuntologist.
😁
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She had her EYEBALLS tattooed? How fucking stupid do you have to be to think to yourself, “I’m gonna have my eyeballs tattooed. It’ll be fine, I won’t suffer any loss of sight or anything”? Is there a medical scale of stupidity for that kind of shit?
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Shes a 1.5 on the closeau scale.
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The Birdbrain scale?
https://metro.co.uk/2016/03/25/man-who-looks-like-parrot-changes-his-name-to-parrotman-5775450/
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Not a particularly witty comment U know, but hahahahaahahahahahahaha you stupid slapper!
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Could she not have got a rainbow tattooed round her arsehole, that would be radical, daring and less dangerous than having your eyeballs stained. Plus you would not look like a total fuckwit when you nipped out to get some fags. Thought I was a cunt when I was young!,
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Just found my future wife! No matter how ugly or fat I get as I age, she will never see. Perfect.
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<- how the fuck did this picture get here? Anyway, new to this site, but love a forum where people can actually speak their minds without some pompous officious prick saying 'you cant say that, its racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic…' blah blah. Here goes: global warming is bullshit, I will teach kids to sing baa baa black sheep, humpty dumpty was a cannon, and the bible is the biggest work of fiction ever written! Thats a start…anyone know more?
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