The BBC weather forecasters must be pissing their pants with excitement this week after correctly predicting snowfall.
The fact that they have been predicting it nearly every fucking day since mid-November is of little concern to them. They have been getting so frustrated, that Aviemore has finally made its annual appearance on their weather chart. They were right as well. So a massive pat on the back for predicting snow, in Aviemore, in fucking January.
That is like predicting sunshine in Madrid, in August.
If they had replaced smiley Carol Kirkwood with Paul, the world cup predicting Octopus they would, statistically speaking, have had a greater success. Anyway, I’m off to stock up on bread and milk just in case.
Toodle-bye.
Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo
As long as it reinforces their bullshit climate change agenda these goggle eyed cunts love some natural destruction.
Fuck off.
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If they just said “It’ll be the same tomorrow as it was today” they’d actually be correct more times than they are now…save on the cost of all those weather “experts” and get that droopy-titted Old Bag Carole Kirkwood and a few Poofy weather presenters off the screen too.
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Morning Dick.
Reminds me of an interview with an Aussie weather man who worked for a tv station in Sydney. He said that they didn’t need to try predicting the weather. All he had to do was turn up every and say that it was going to be very sunny with temperatures in the 80s and he’d be right 90% of the time.
I bet there have been a few moistened panties at BBCunts now it fucking actually has snowed. If they’ve got to save £80m, they could start by getting rid of a few cunts at the weather centre.
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BBC weather only exists so Carol Kirkwood can big up the role of weather girl. Girl? Looked like a 207 bus this morning.
As cuntflap says these cunts make a drama out of a winter storm. It’s unfortunate for people who’ve been impacted with some damage or flooding but we are lucky weather wise. Try a hurricane in Florida or a Tornado in Oklahoma, fucking BBC would shit their pants on screen.
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Good old Carol, lovely matronly pair!
Just trying to think “weather” I would! 😀
Sarah – Keith Lucas?
Definitely Squire!
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BBC weather forecasts became less reliable when they took the contract from the Met Office and gave it to commercial company
MeteoGroup: unreliable Weather forecasts on the cheap. Another example of BBC inept CUNTITUDE
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The Met office have been cunts since group Captain Stagg retired.
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TV weather presenters have got one of the best jobs in the world – give some random forecast, and get paid a nice salary whether it actually happens or not!
Moreover the Met Office bang on about their latest super-duper-computer that can work out 10 trillion operations per second, and should therefore give better predictions, despite costing millions. And yet the end result is no different than sticking your thumb out of the bedroom window of a morning!
Of course who can forget that dopey cunt Michael Fish, who suggested back in 1987 that a reporting tropical storm heading towards SE England (“The Great Storm”) , was pure speculation; and that according to him it was just going to be case of strong winds and heavy rain…..
Fast Forward 48 hours – 22 dead, and over £1bn worth of structural damage to the area; and all that cunt could say was “oops!”
These days he’d have his arse sued and then kicked out the fucking door!
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I’ve lost count with the number of times I’ve heard the local BBC news telling me how sunny it’s been all day all over the region while I look out of the window at the 8th consecutive hour of rain. They can’t even get the past correct.
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‘They can’t even get the past correct’
Brilliant, that made me laugh. thanks moggie63.
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The problem with the past is it doesn’t fit the BBC’s agenda, this is why they are trying to rewrite anything they can get their filthy hands on. In 100 years time WW2, according to the Beeb, will have been between Nazi Germany and white Brits against Muslims/Africans/Indians/LGBT/the left wing who will have won despite insurmountable odds. In the meantime, Hollywood will have airbrushed the UK, and its allies, out of the war altogether and the war will have been the left wing winning out against the fascist Trump and his isolationists.
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It was nice of us to assist the US in winning the second World war – and very loyal of pig f*cker Cameron to describe us as America’s “junior partners”, prize c*nt insulting the memory of all our dead, needs horsewhipping for that one.
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Snow? What snow?
To be fair, the BBC didn’t predict snow in Suffolk where I am currently holidaying at Willie Stroker’s award winning Bed & Breakfast establishment.
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I hope you will give him a good write-up on TripAdvisor, Creampuff. After his sterling service at Creampuff Manor you would expect standards to be exemplary. I’m hoping for employment there myself, maybe driving down to the Kent coast and pick up any Iranians and Afghans that evade UK Boarder Force cutters and promising them a golden future at Willies B&B.
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Did you not see Willie on 4 In A Bed?
He won quite easily of course. Mainly because he was first to host and subsequently scored the other establishments 0 out of 10.
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The standard of personal service at Willie’s will be second to none. He is a rock.
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I wouldn’t mind 8 arms and Carol Kirkwood. I probably wouldn’t mind being blown by Ciara either, so long as she’s of legal age.
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I love the way it’s panic stations at 60-80mph gusts across the MSM. I can imagine those indigenous people of where they get typhoons and hurricanes of more than 200mph continuously for hours looking at our weather saying “fucking pussies!”
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MSM is only interested in Ciara now that its hitting the fucking South East!
We’ve had this shit for the last couple of days in Cumbria, but that barely got a mention in the national rags. But now that its bimbled down to Londonistab and punters down there have had to put on a scarf and gloves its big frigging news!
Cunts
Tell me about it I got soaked!
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Eh? What snow? No snow in the South-East, just a bright, sunny Winter’s day. Another shitty prediction that was wrong.
The only snow down here is the prang peddled by Romanian/ Polish/ Bulgarian/ Somalian/ Jamaican cunts every evening after claiming job-seekers and housing.
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I can imagine a scenario had Magic Grandpa won the last election. Instead of housing benefit, child benefit, universal credit, job seeker’s allowance etc, he’d introduce:-
Ganja & skunk & weed benefit
Have 6 kids or more benefit
Watch Daytime TV allowance
Eat as Much Fast Food as You Want credit
Enter the Country by Dinghy benefit
Can’t speak English Allowance
Can’t be arsed to find a job benefit
Not being a White English Male over 40 Benefit
“Vote Labour” tattooed to Forehead Allowance
(give it time,,,,,,)
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Don’t forget Oirish terror aid, Techno. Money for ex-bombers.
Old Steptoe would’ve loved meeting Sinn Fein and giving them anything they requested.
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I’m no expert on accents but Carol Kirkwoods is one i’ve never heard before.
Scotlind, Englind, Northern Irelind.
What the fuck is that all about. Anyway i’d far rather bone Sarah Keith Lucas than Miss Saggy Tits.
And Naga Munchtwat can fuck of too the arrogant childish twat.
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They all give me the horn. Except that Welsh lifter and Thomas Shavenknackers.
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Carol Kirkwood, mmmmm, yes I would love an afternoon in there.
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A nice warm front sweeping in…
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Indeed, two warm fronts lol
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“Weather will be quiet”
That’ a bloody silly phrase which the presenters spout.
Always reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/hQ72fcHDUC8
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I assume (but it’s just a guess) the BBC just get the weather details from the Met Office, if so why have all these ‘presenters’ just stick the met office page on the screen.
Off topic, does anyone else think that Mary Lou McDonald is a scary looking fucker.
My cat is an accurate weather forecaster, he went to door this morning, sniffed the air and headed back to bed, 15 minutes later it stared pissing down! I have written to the BBC to offer his services, for a nominal fee.
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BBC weather get info from Meteo Group now. Some foreign outfit. They used to use the Met Office. Cunts, more licence tax going abroad.
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“Weather will be quiet”
That’ a bloody silly phrase which the presenters spout.
Always reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/hQ72fcHDUC8
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Why have they started saying, ‘values’ in place of temperature…?
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Because they are cunts. Some wanked off uni cunt will have thought of that no doubt. Probably a one armed, unshaven lesbian tranny. Black too, probably, and with Downs.
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Maybe it’s two syllables rather than four. Everyone’s in a Fucking hurry nowadays to get back to “Eating scorpions Naked” or some such tosh
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I think it’s always a good thing to keep an eye on elderly neighbours during this cold weather!
With snow on the ground, I thought I´d visit my 90 year old neighbour and ask if she needed anything from the shops.
Turns out she did, so I gave her my list too. No point in both of us going out in this weather!!
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Dark
Gales
Rain
Sun
Cold
Dark
Gales
Rain
Sun
Cold
that’s just the last 10 minutes – i hate this fucking weather – I’ll never get a tan now!!!!!!!!!!
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Summer in Yorkshire!
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I’m only interested in the weather if it’s presented by Sara Thornton or Alina Jenkins.
What I’ve noticed recently is that when they give a five day forecast it always looks like later in the week the weather will improve, only for two days later it to turn into rain again. Almost like they can’t say ‘it’s going to piss down for the next week like it has since October’.
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I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays!
Cunts!
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Cunts. They’re all praying for a Biblical weather event at the Beeb. Fuck,Wyoming is absolutely hammered,without fail every year with blizzards, stupid temperatures etc,our weather wouldn’t even get on the U.S weather channels,its not in their “Pervue”. Pervue IS a Cunt! My latest hate word,Now Fuck Off.
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Bloody TV weather reports seem to last 10 years. They can cut out the presenters if they want to save money. Just show a picture, ‘scorchio’ style, that’ll do.
Best to look out the window anyway and see for yourself anyway.
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