Home (Channel 4 Shite)

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A nom please for “Home”, a new comedy show coming to channel 4, these days home of the woke.

Now my ears instantly prick up when any ad for a show opens with a quote from the Grauniad, extolling how wonderful it is; lo and behold, such is the case for this sack of spunk. The show is about – get this – the wacky adventures of a Syrian migrant new to the shores of the paradise where all is free, the UK.

Of course in current fashion, the immigrant in question is less your knife rampage, suicide vest, death-to-the-infidels type and more akin to a cuddly brown version of Andy Kaufman’s Latka Gravas from Taxi; a laugh a minute, jolly ball of fun that doesn’t want to fuck your 12-year-old daughter, honest.

Reality – overrated according to C4 and the Grauniad. Mind you, don’t mention C4. Our gimmegrant pal has never heard of it.

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

78 thoughts on “Home (Channel 4 Shite)”

  1. Can’t wait, but I fear it will never achieve the standard set by the BBC’s Mr Khan.

    21st century Moozlims ain’t no laughing matter, they take Mo and Slaam very seriously init bruv.

  2. We watched the first series and enjoyed it. I wouldn’t call it a comedy though. Maybe I’m a cunt.

    • As exciting as this sounds think I’ll be forced to miss it, due to unforseen circümstances, a c4 comedy about some dinghy jumper will not be watched anytime soon.
      Great that c4 is giving viewers what they want though…

      • Not for much longer if Boris grows a pair and decriminalizes non-payment of the licence tax!

      • Even more so now the TV license has just gone up and for what for the beeb to keep pushing diversity etc in our faces and with all there biased. Biased Broadcasting Cunts , BBC .

      • As the UK increases it’s population of amateur sailors by the week I am glad they are getting television they will enjoy! (Arabic subtitles) – but this is part of the ongoing indoctrination – portraying our moose limb chums as cuddly friendly figures of fun and comedy, which as everyone knows is exactly correct, gawd bless em!
        When are doing a series on “Rotherham Mo”? – It will be a little closer to the truth and will involve 5-600 12 Year old female guest actors and a lot of knives, compulsive viewing..

    • It absolutely was!!! I can picture it now, that woodwind intro on the Brooklyn bridge before the jazzy bit started…. great stuff. (On a side note I would have rammed Marilu Henner until my cock broke off). I nommed this before our recent peaceful friend’s stabby rampage; hasn’t dimmed C4’s appetite for pushing this show one jot!

    • De Vito was ace as the little cunt who ran the taxi rank…. The redhead in it was very doable, I remember, and Christopher Lloyd was brilliant as Jim….

  4. Typical of channel 4 to make a programme like this i’d like them to make one where Peter Sutcliffe goes to Syria to help widowed jhadi’s wives. .

    • Suggest fellow-cunters tune into BBC4 instead of Channel 4. Not only is it a consistently better station but right now is showing repeats of This Life.
      And I’d lick Milly and Anna’s bits until they could take it more more!

      PS embarrassing revelations for Krankie this morning yee-ha. And that Salmond cunt not far behind for his grilling in court.

      • BBC are happy to cancel all sorts of shit for the sake of showing sport on BBC1 whilst having this channel which doesn’t start till 7pm and runs for less than 9 hours. Put the fucking sport here!

      • It’s the Tokyo Olympics in a few months: and you watch how many BBC cunts fuck over there for the duration!

        They bang on about having to make cost-cuts in productions and staff, as well as insist they need a big increase in the licence tax. But all that is forgotten about when everyman …oops, I mean every-non-gender-specific person and “its” dog, fuck off to Japan living it up in 5 star hotels and all expenses paid for a fortnight!

        Do they really need to send hundreds of cunts over there, when they could quite easily do video conferencing from the studio!

        And think about the environment and saving the planet! The BBC bang on about it, as well as carbon footprints etc. But again, it will be different story when they send over plane loads of bastards to Tokyo. All thoughts of carbon footprints will soon be forgotten!

        Two-faced, featherbedded bastards!

      • Same with Glastonbury, the cunts will be out in force on the licence player’s tab to watch St Greta and Stormzy do a duet

      • Is this the same BBC that banned white applicants from job applications , it’s true look it up. St Greta and Stormzy doing a duet now that would be interesting . You would have Stormzy rapping about the Grenfell fire and Greta singing about all the damage the smoke from the fire is doing to environment .

      • If we’re lucky, if we’re very lucky. Th’ olympics will be cancelled due to rampant Coronavirus.
        Happy days.

      • Yeah the biased immigrant , black loving, white hating,shit kicking ,robbing ,wank stained set of professional cunts.

  6. About a year or so ago, I read an interview with some Ch4 director of comedy programmes. in the Independent. She was all for diversifying and enriching the channel’s comedy output for a far more reaching audience share!

    But then she confessed to being rather embarrassed by older Ch4 hits like Father Ted. According to her it portrayed the Irish in a very poor way (I suspect she could have been close to saying “racist”, but she shied away from that!) And that under her watch she would make sure such programmes would never see the light of day unless changes were made!

    Not overly surprising in today’s woke-agenda-ridden ways. I fear all terrestrial TV will be heading in the same direction, thus marginalising the silent majority even more.

    • Father Ted was awesome and very funny , i don’t think for one minute the Irish would have taken offence. Yes it seems all the TV channels wanna do now is push diversity and ethnic minorities on us , just look at all the soaps and the adverts etc . Slightly going off the subject a little but look at bake offs Nadiya Hussain who has just been given an MBE , for what baking fucking cakes . We all know why she got that , again all down to the bb fucking c .

      • Father Ted was written by an Irish writer and starred Irish actors and comedians. None of them appear to have complained.
        Fuck’s sake…

      • And that’s the problem the woke SJWs just don’t understand!

        They seem to think they’re the guardians for the oppressed non-English minorities ;whereas in actual fact the majority of right-minded minorities don’t need to be patronised/defended by these faux do-gooder cunts.

        There have been quite a few occasions during my IT consultancy days when I used to visit company sites up and down the country, I would get round to chatting to fellow IT bods from different ethnicities, and talk about SJWs poking their noses.

        Their response, by and large, was one outrage and irritation. They really didn’t mind a bit of self-deprecation for the sake of harmless comedy. Yes, there is always that thin dividing line between taking the piss in jest, and outright racism. But most comedy shows from the past were very much in the former box, and therefore everyone had a good fucking laugh at their own expense!

        But these days the moral guardians (mostly white) have declared enough-is-enough, and that the minorities need protecting and representing! Which to my mind is racist in itself!

      • A perfect observation. I would like to show it to SJWs but I am afraid that they reject reality whenever it conflicts with their warped view of the planet so I shall continue with my standard response to them-‘Fuck Off !’

    • Oh my fucking word what a fucking disgrace , i’ll never watch channel 4 again . That is taking the pure fucking piss especially when they know how much arguing is going on in the country about immigrants. I’m gonna send my mate that link just to wind him up he will be fucking furious watching that. Like i said in another post earlier on it doesn’t pay to be white and English living in England anymore.

    • Jesus fucking Christ, “firemen, doctors, nurses and businessmen”!!! Yeah that’s really the calibre of gimmegrant we get rocking up at Dover isn’t it; never mind “swarthy bearded 35-year-olds who have never worked a day in their lives pretending to be 14; constantly knocked up pepper pots; all the octogenarian family hangers on wanting hospital treatment” and of course our old friends the returning Jihadis who, on finding out the ISIS camp wasn’t quite so much like Butlins as the brochures had suggested, now proclaim they are as British as cricket and afternoon tea while wringing their flat caps; “yes Guv, I’ve learnt my lesson and no mistake; I won’t never again try and bomb a shopping centre, honest I won’t yer worship. Gawd bless the Queen!”

      • Yep , welcome back mister jihadi sorry about the trauma you suffered in Syria with ISIS you must have PTSD after brutally beheading all those innocent people . Well not to worry help is at hand we can forget all of that and we will give you free counselling a new flat to make things comfortable for you and we will give you a nice monthly benefit payment all at our tax payers expense . So you just relax and forget about all what you have done and seen and all we ask in return is you will be a good little jihad from now on.

      • In fact i might become a jihad and go off to Syria and get channel 4 to follow me and make a documentary about me and call it the Yorkshire Jihad. Just think of all the money and fame i’d get when i came back , Just crack a few crocodile tears out about seeing all the trauma etc . I’d have my picture up in every mosque in the country picture in all the papers. I have burkha’s thrown at me instead of knickers. Then i’d probably have a best selling book , fuck me it would be endless, where’s my fucking passport.

      • I don’t fucking believe it. If that’s what’s going on, they should scramble a couple of jets and blow that metal cunt out of the water.

      • A busy south London rail station was evacuated as police investigated a “suspicious” car parked outside.

        It was only marked out as suspicious, being the only one that was road taxed.

        suspicious? it was parked on the pavement outside the train station, not on the road, my neighbour parks her Micra like that

      • I haven’t read the headlines, but it does make me wonder if the Old Bill ever discovered a white van covered in “We hate whites! We hate Britain! We hate the West. Kill the infidels, death to the Whites!” etc

        And inside they found shitloads of explosives, machine guns, swords, hand grenades; and more Anti-British, Anti-White paraphernalia

        And then they found the driver and his two passengers dressed in bullet belts, meat cleavers, more hand grenades etc, but they were Al-Qaeda fanatics shouting even more racist language etc.

        Despite all that, the Met Police would probably conclude these guys had mental health issues and should be forgiven for their mildly naughty actions!

        Case closed.

        Meanwhile, Tommy Robinson lights a cigarette in the same public area, and drops the match on the ground. Within seconds the SAS, MI5, MI6, the Army, Airforce and Navy (yeah them too!) are on him, and charge him for gross terrorist offences likely to corrupt public morals, and is instantly locked up for a million years, and soundly beaten on a daily basis – much to the pleasure of ALBBC and the Groanian.

  9. You can say what you like about TV comedy but I thought that those episodes where Big Fat Lennie Henry and his even Bigger and Fatter ex-wife Dawn French used to go to some Dark-key Butlins Camp and scarf down a wagon-load of Greggs sausage rolls in front of a bunch of Starvin’ Marvin types was fucking hilarious.

    More of this type of show please,Channel 4.

    • I expect that Sir Lenworth Henry Commander of the Order of the British Empire got his award for tickling the nation’s funnybone with his wacky reports from Darfur…odd that he didn’t object to the “British Empire” bit,but who can begrudge such a National Treasure?

      • Ah Sir Lenny Henry, Fiddler, a National Treasure indeed. Didn’t he build his early career on playing stereotypical black men? There was Rastafarian Algernon Razzmatazz on Tiswas and his Justin Trudeau in reverse phase of ‘whiting up’ on ‘True Identity’, some film flop from the 90’s.

      • Legend has it that Lenny made his BBC debut on one of the last Black and White Minstrel Shows.
        Not sure if it’s true, but I really hope it is… 😆😆😆

  10. The Jewish Bacon Theatre Company is proud to announce two new TV shows coming to a B&W TV near you.
    The first is a sitcom about a Muslim family Burying there grandmother in the back garden when they strike oil!
    It’s called – Rags to Riches,
    The next show is a fly on the wall documentary about a Polish builder with a long stick, it’s called – Pole with a pole.
    The Jewish Bacon Theatre Company a mark of quality.

  12. I remember when C4 did edgy stuff like early Brookside (it went shit in the 90s) and The Tube… They also did some excellent comedy, like Nightingales and Father Ted… C4 also used to show rare european films (both live action and animation) and classics like Laurel and Hardy and The Twilight Zone… I’ll be honest and say I have not watched anything on C4 for about 20 years or so…. Used to like copping a bit of 80s and 90s era Carol Vordermann on Countdown, before she became a plastic filled celebrity drone and a complete cunt… And as attractive as Rachel Riley is, she is a complete cunt and as bright as a fucking eclipse… Stormzy loving Glazer stooge that she is… I think I will pass on this ‘Home’ shite… If I want to see ‘migrant’ ‘characters’ I shall just pick up a newspaper and see which one has gone on a killing rampage or rspe gang has been given (little) coverage this week…

    • Blimey I thought I was the only person on earth who remembered Nightingales! Robert Lindsay in pre-luvvie days

      • GBH, another C4 series starring Robert Lindsay was also very good… Nightingales was a great series and Desmond’s, the show about a black barber and his family was also pretty funny… Would be seen as ‘ray-sist’ now of course, even though the cast was mostly black….. Norman Beaton was a funny man…

        Thinking about ye olde Channel IV: Treasure Hunt… ever so badly wanted to bang the backside off Anneka Rice in those days….

  13. The words “Channel 4 comedy” tell me immediately that it’ll be some sort of finger wagging, PC shite where wimmin, peacefuls, Um Bongo drinkers, fishmongers and shirtlifters are all strong, likeable characters, and the villian will of course be white, straight, middle-aged bloke. Zzzzzzz.

    • Well as long as the white middle aged villain got to murder some of the shirt lifters and um bongo drinkers etc i’d watch it.

  15. How can it be funnier than watching real ones floating face down and being pulled out by a boating hook? Will be giving this crock of shite a miss….

    • I always put the news on before work while i eat my breakfast and nothing pleases me more when i see one of the immigrant boats has sunk and left so many dead . That really did start me off on a good day.

  16. You can already see the white portrayed as the bumbling idiot. Fuck off you elitist, champagne socialist cunts.

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