Communism

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Right, this is going to be brief as if I start, I’ll never fucking stop.

Picture the scene. I’m walking along the main thoroughfare in a major city in this country when what do I see across the street, but two dudes and a pole twenty-feet high with a CCCP flag waving in the breeze. You know, the red flag of old Soviet Russia with the hammer and sickle. Instantly I stare in disbelief. These dozy cunts cannot be promoting this crap surely!?

I cross the road and the table they are standing behind is covered in Communist , Marxist literature. Yip, you guessed it. They are promoting communism. I proceed to inform them that during the twentieth century over one hundred million people died under this system of government. Indeed, it killed more than fascism ever did. They looked ahead blankly with vague patronising smirks on their faces and didn’t react.

FFS, when will this madness end? When will people finally get rid of this deluded idea that Marxism, Communism and Socialism are kind, caring, benevolent systems? They starved, froze, beat and tortured to death millions. These creatures are complicit in trying to resurrect a murderous system that ruined the lives of millions.

Cunts.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

64 thoughts on “Communism”

  1. Your so right as socialism is a eutopian feel good ideal just like opioids and meth, they will kill to obtain a continual fix. My wife lived under Communism for the first decades of her life, privileged as her father was very high up in the military and she sees this bunch of current Millennial Snowflakes for what they are, total fuckwits who have no idea they are promoting the ultimate repressive form of rule the world thought had been shown so murderous for the good of the whole.

    Truth is they would be first to be dealt with in the ‘killing fields’, and just like the ‘Brown Shirts’ were. These progressives are just fucking cannon fodder, the wankers!

    • Was there a stool next to there’s advocating the use of the SQUARE WHEEL?
      maybe one on the other side maned by the flat earth brigade?

      Both are as legitimate……..

    • The snowflakes would indeed the first to be “disappeared” under the liberal sphere of communism.
      Poverty for the many, but not the rich and privileged few, and never for the jew. 👎
      A good way to baffle a communist? Give them a fiver and ask which state controlled department needs it the most, comrade!
      Or ask them to point out any Country in the World where communism has worked – you may be waiting a while!

  2. I’d like to wager the dozy cunts never lived through it.
    They might as well as waved a bucket of Magic Grandpa’s shite.
    Swivel eyed weasel cunts.
    Fuck off to Venezuela.

  3. It started with a party. The party is supreme. Sure, there needs to be an organ to rubber stamp the stuff, it doesn’t really matter who’s in it they just shunt it along and a law comes out the other end. Even an idiot could do it. Stalin knew this and promoted The Party above mere mortals. He has his followers today, even if they never knew him, but he actually existed and they all love Party supremacy. It’s in their red blood.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvlIhw32Grw

  4. The global Jewish community quite rightly remembers the dead of the Holocaust. The world is strangely silent about the deaths under the USSR, China and Cambodia.

    A new ideology is about to sweep the developed world – climate change. Our tiny little country is going to embrace this ideology and attempt to ruin itself. Will it change the climate? Not one jot. Think about it.

    • Apparently, there are now moves for veganism to be treated as a religion.
      Well, if it means that the extremist cunts can be shot on the streets… let’s face it, they ARE extreme vegetarians.

    • Pensioner Segway accident deaths? Too many to count – introduced by pension providers to thin the buggers out, business is business!
      Communism does not work – what person with a brain could worship a ridiculous ideology that believes in a remit of madness?
      Let us ask that salient question to Mohammed..

  6. Marx called religion the opiate of the masses, probably with some justification. Ironically, over the past 100 years communism has become the opiate of cunts.

    When will they learn that communism and fascism are two sides of the same coin. Ideologies used to overturn one set of power crazed cunts and replace them with another sent of power crazed cunts worse than the last ones.

    Once again George Orwell got it right in Animal Farm.

    • Social meeja is now the opiate of the masses, but a much more addictive and damaging strain.

  7. Communism would be a wonderful system if only Humans weren’t involved.

    We are Cunts.

  10. Although they probably think they are types who’d never ever be sent there.

    Wrong.

    Stalin was a twitchy fucker let’s face .

    Literally the type with whom you could be best mates one week and if the following week, he thinks you didn’t like his new shoes, you’d be woken in the night and transported to god knows where.

    Utterly daft cunts

  11. Nationalise everything, larger government, higher taxes, especially for those who earn more, cry these fucking bedwetters.

    OK, suppose we do that, the wealth creators that these socialists do despise will up sticks and fuck off elsewhere, leaving an ineffectual, bloated, wasteful government and a population whose standard of living will plummet. The state ordered executions for the dissenters of this lunatic system will eventually follow their uprising.

    The capitalist model has many faults, but it is a damned site better than living under the sickle and hammer.

    Silly cunts.

    • I can think for a number of people who would benefit greatly from the application of a hammer and/or sickle. To be truthful, they wouldn’t benefit much, but we would.

    • I’m not Thatcher’s biggest fan, but she was spot on when she said:

      “The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money”

    • And re-nationalising private companies would wipe out the money paid in by companies who provide private pensions, they don’t tell you that bit.
      Or any of the rest.
      Communism is a joke, a fantasy theory perverted by a corrupt reality,

  12. If I were communist leader of the UK I would form my secret police and invite Gina Miller , Gaylords Adonis and Mangledbum, Alcoholic Ali Campbell, Dominic Grieve, Anna Soubry, Kweer Charmer, Anthony Blair, Steve Bray, & Hilary Gladys-Benn along to my opening night of Room 101 (along with Lineker, Patrick Stewart, Hugh Grant, Lily Allen and all the other “showbiz” cunts) to reinact those scenes involving Winston and Parsons with a broken lavatory and rats as in “1984”. “How many fingers am I holding up, Miller?… and if the party says there are not four but five – then how many?”. Then the screaming starts. I might get Mrs. Boggs for thought crime, while I was at it…

    • “How many fingers am i holding up Abbott?”

      “Ehh..wait give me a minute, umm, is this a trick question?”

  13. Communism works 100% of the time, until it doesn’t. And the only reason Communism fails is because that wasn’t *real* communism.

    Isn’t that right Ash Sarkar, Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, Afua Hirsch, Owen Jones…etc.

    Oh I’m sure *their* version of communism would work out just fine…

    Cunts!

    • Jeremys version of communism (“you poor, me rich – but we are all equal”) would work out very well for Jeremy.
      Any committed communists would surely donate all their Worldly goods to the cause – are you handing over your multi – Million Pound fortune and big house then comrade Corbyn?
      No?

      Poor sport.

  14. All the lefty commies are leaping to the defence of the BBC, they believe it is right to criminalise people who refuse to pay the TV licence fee.

    That’s communism, everyone pays for what the state wants.

  15. Communism where all are workers and everyone is equal, oh, except the chairman and his politboro theyre to busy organising everything cant expect them to labour in the fields or factories.
    Oh an the police and security services who are hunt capitalist anti party sympathisers, cant expect them in the fields and factories.
    We need to free others to work in the fields and factories lets invade and free them!
    Chairmans putting on weight isnt he?
    And the politboro gone up a size in state jeans.
    Who left this huge pile of capitalist corpses here?
    Get it shifted!
    No obviously i don’t mean you chairman mean them,…the equal workers.

    • How is it possible to be a Chinese billionaire under a ruthless communist government? Being the biggest CUNT in the Party?

  16. Maybe Communism may be a good thing, Today I received some delayed but shocking news.
    With 677911 votes I have been elected to the board of an investment trust (Europe North).
    I would like to point out that I was pissed when I applied and refused to put forward a mandate, I also had no idea what I was applying for either.
    However I will step forward in Dianna Abbots shoes and do a similar job.

  17. Deluded hipster cunts still hoping for communism should be fucking sent to the gulags see if they still like communism after that

    • Get those shifty vaping hipsters in those turnip fields! No selfies! No breaks! You communist now!

  18. Relax. They’re just making a statement, born of their frustration with and impotence in a system which has them completely neutralised by its successful appeal to greed.

    Remember:
    “I never dared be radical when young
    For fear I would be conservative when old”
    (Robert Frost)

    The young activists – with the exception of the mad old bat handing out the leaflets – will turn into 2.4-car suburban families with no interest in equality. soon enough, and one or two will be elevated to the Lords for their work in subverting socialism in the interests of global corporations. Like Mandelslime, for instance.

    I speak as one who once owned a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book, and still have affection for Marx’s dissection of capitalist economics even though the real revolution never actually happened.

    Still and all, I doubt Communism has done so much to destroy the planet as capitalism, and the death toll from that cause is still not a topic of informed discussion.

    • Capitalism that’s lifting people all over the world out of poverty? Capitalism that allows individuals freedom? That capitalism? Communism is inherently anti human.

      Always ensure you have more bullets than you have communists.

      • If you say so, SV. Your opinion is as valuable as mine. Now that’s real Communism. And I wasn’t expecting agreement on this site.

        We need to forget that the biggest mass lift out of poverty to have taken place recently has been, er, China’s, don’t we?
        Freedom? To do what exactly? To buy stuff? Ok. As Mao said, there’s no difference between thinking you’re happy and being happy. We keep being told we’re free…but we are completely owned.

        This is Henry Ford, that radical revolutionary socialist; from his autobiography:

        “The people are naturally conservative. They are more conservative than the financiers. Those who believe that the people are so easily led that they would permit the printing presses to run off money like milk tickets do not understand them. It is the innate conservation of the people that has kept our money good in spite of the fantastic tricks which financiers play-and which they cover up with high technical terms. The people are on the side of sound money. They are so unalterably on the side of sound money that it is a serious question how they would regard the system under which they live, if they once knew what the initiate can do with it.”

      • China has used capitalism to lift it out of poverty but not extended the benefits of capitalism to all of its population. Capitalism is inherently flawed but it is much preferable to the communist model of serfdom to the state.

        Yes all opinions are equal, if you live in a non communist state where opinions not aligned with the state we won’t get you locked up or worse.

        We are completely owned? I think sometimes we suffer from a delusion that we are worse off than we actually are. If you prefer a communist system there are plenty of places you can go and live the dream but you don’t, you stay in the filthy capitalist west. Nothing personal Komodo, communism is for me the worst solution to the worlds ills.

      • The Chinese are no less ‘serfs to the state’, though. Their mix of capitalism and absolute State control is economically effective, sure. But the system is Communist, not capitalist. Or, at least, it is the same system in all important respects, as that which resulted in the mass famine of the Great March.

        We are completely owned. Yes, here we are prosperous in all material respects. But I didn’t deny that. I questioned whether we were free. My feeling is that this hinges on our indebtedness, and the degree to which we actually own what we have earned. And is a purely materialistic culture a healthy one?

        My responses to you, and to other conditioned reflexes from naturally conservative cunters (nothing personal) mean that I have to think about my assumptions, and thank you. Please think about yours. Mainstream Western opinions are as much the result of indoctrination as any Chinese factory drone’s….discusss. 🙂

      • Indebtedness is a choice Komodo. Human nature to look for a scapegoat when our choices have negative consequences.

        The Chinese system is inherently communist but it’s used capitalism to retain its power. You may choose to believe I’m conditioned and you are in sole possession of an unblemished view of the world but unless you’ve recently moved to a communist state you’re choice even with the benefit of 20/20 vIsion is to remain in the filthy capitalist west and try and sell me communist ideals.

      • ISAC wouldn’t last 5 seconds in China. And we, with the possible exception of Komodo, would all be dragged off to ‘re-education camps’.

      • I know who I’m backing when war breaks out between China and the Muslim world.
        I’d rather live under Chinese rule than a Caliphate. Just saying.

      • “ISAC wouldn’t last five seconds in China…”
        I’m sure it would if it confined itself to the topics of feckless and decadent youth, the threat of Islam, and the malign influence of Hollywood. It would have to change quite a bit, wouldn’t it?

    • Reminds me of the saying that “if you were not a Communist when you were 16 there was something wrong with you and if you were still a Communist when you were 40 there was something wrong with you.”

      • ‘Man is born free,and everywhere he is in chains’.

        Groucho Marx (no relation)

        Yeah, yeah I know it was Rousseau before some cunt gets on about it!!

  19. All political systems are flawed, just some are more flawed than others.

    In the news today, Raab advising UK nationals to leave China….. NO!

    Fucking cunt, that’s just what we need more potential carriers of Cunt Virus coming back here!

    • The WHO declared the Coronavirus outbreak a global emergency last week. In a surprise Sky interview, Roger Daltrey was asked about the spread of the virus. He said “I’ve no idea why you’re asking me. I haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.

      It’s something I can’t explain. I imagine in the end that it will probably just f-f-f-f-f-f fade away.

  20. Yes but its only been a few short years since St Jeremy informed us that Venuzuela have found a better way of doing things.
    So it must be true.

  21. If anyone can name a country where Communism has worked, please do so. Or rather, where it has worked and the populace don’t live in constant fear and poverty.
    These stupid cunts are like domestic abuse victims who keep saying “maybe this time it will be different…”.

  22. Bolshevism was majority staffed by another cultural /religious construct at the higher levels. Alexander Solzhenystin wrote about it in his book; 200 years together.
    The Holodomor is one example.
    Eternal victim cunts.
    Arse candles.

  23. A glimpse of life in the Soviet Union. A sign appears outside a butcher´s shop in Moscow “Fresh meat tomorrow from 9 a.m.” By 5 a.m. thousands of people are queuing in freezing temperatures and a blizzard. Nothing happens then at noon the butcher appears and asks, “Any Jews here?”. Jews raise their hands and he says, “Well fuck off. There´s no meat for you.” The Jews go off grumbling. The butcher turns to the others and says, “The meat won´t arrive until tomorrow so come back then.”
    The following day thousands turn up and once again nothing happens until about 3 p.m. when the butcher appears and asks, “Any Ukrainians here?”. The Ukrainians raise their hands and he says, “Well fuck off. There´s no meat for you.” The Ukranians go off grumbling. The butcher turns to the others and says, “The meat won´t arrive until tomorrow so come back then.”

    The following day thousands turn up and once again nothing happens until about 5 p.m. when the butcher appears and asks, “Any Georgians here?”. He tells them to fuck off and this goes on for three weeks until every ethnic group in the USSR except the Russians has been expelled. When this finally happens the butcher says, “Something has gone wrong. There won´t be any fresh meat after all. You can all fuck off.” As the crowd of Russians disperses, one turns to another and says, “Typical isn´t. The Jews always get special treatment!”

  24. The last bastion of true communism is North Korea. Would these snowflake cunts move to this beacon of socialism if offered the chance??? Would they fuck. Convenient Commies is what I call them. By the way Che Guevara was a murdering cunt.

    • Communism is the perfect system for some race out there in the universe, but it doesn’t work on Earth because of human nature. Here it’s all about shitting on others who are less powerful and influential, no matter what name it goes under.

    • Yes he was. They tied his dead body to a helicopter’s skids and hovered over insurgent villages to show what happens to cunts. Should do that over here with muzzy terror cunts over Liecester, Bradford and Tower Hamlets. Cunts!

  25. An old joke:
    What’s the difference between capitalism and communism?
    Under capitalism man exploits man.
    Under communism it’s the other way round.

  26. All that said , I must admit I am greatly enjoying the world’s biggest communist nation’s approach to dealing with the Islam question.

    Spot on .

  27. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy . It’s inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
    (Winston Churchill )

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