Eddie Redmayne

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Eddie Redmayne…

This is one privileged cunt. He went to Cambridge “where he would often bump into Sir Steven Hawking.” Has a face like a poor waxwork of Willem Dafoe. Can’t act. Desperate to be a hunky heartthrob, intelligent English and strong. No, he’s a cunt. And a cunt I will not tolerate in any film or TV role.

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32 thoughts on “Eddie Redmayne”

  4. Looks like a real cunt, that Danish girl tranny film looks migraine inducing his ‘theory of everything film’ is constantly recommended to me on netflix proof that I should avoid it.

    I’m pouring a few gin shots right now and trying to forget cunts like this exist, Decembers stress has already taken its toll on me so I’m gonna get pissed

    • What time is it out there Titslapper? It’s only 11 am here on my day off and I’m thinking abaaaht having a white rum (63%).

      • He said White and didn’t get moderated. WordPress seems to know what shade the cunters are now. Scary!

      • 5:41 am right now b&w had 2 gin shots and a aloha wallbanger with 3 shots in it and a half a whisky shot probably smoke some hash and have a nap in a hr or so

        I Had no idea white rum came in that strength black white, bought some bombay sapphire east london 42% yesterday cause it was on sale and was 4 dollars cheaper than the original bombay cause of a sale

      • Looks pretty good BW, I’ve seen overproof rum before but usually the brown, or dark rums never seen overproof white “Suitable for vegans” wow well i would fucking hope so that its vegan approved, wouldn’t want them to distill my rum in the carcass of a dead pig…

        Technically i only had a pineapple wallbanger before I forget the fucking orange juice! Ffs ah oh well it was still pretty good

  5. Probably a Remain voter 👍🏼
    Probably has never done a day’s work 👍🏼
    Probably spent Daddy’s money on a decent agent 👍🏼
    Probably friends with Rory Stewart 👍🏼
    Probably wears a Barbour jacket 👍🏼

    Definitely Is A Cunt 👍🏼

  6. I can picture Eddie and Hugh Grant taking tea at the Ivy talking about their electioneering and all those fratefull working class Johnnies they had to talk to and shake hands with, before plunging their hands into Dettol, then they would go off into the sunset to a nice little cottage on Hampstead Heath.

    Both of them are pretentious little prigs whose main ambition in life is to win an Oscar. Or a Nigel, or a Rupert, or even a Hilary

    • I saw Hugh Grant whingeing about Boris doing the “Vote Conservative” Love Actually pastiche. What a horrible cunt.

      • I don’t like either Eddie Redmayne or Hugh Grant and they are both cunts but to be fair Boris is a cunt as well. Being a cunt goes hand in hand with being a Tory and voting Tory.

      • I’d vote for a cunt if he/she/heshe/it had good policies. Imagine if Diane Abbott was anti-immigration and pro-English, I’d vote for her then despite her looking like a Jamaican gammorean guard (nicked that from someone else)

  7. Who? Teddy redvein?
    Never heard of the cunt.
    Oh a name dropper are we?!
    Stevie Hawking? Did you sit licking windows on same school bus?
    That raspberry Hawking is a remainer half dalek solid gold cunt.
    Smart lad, sure but flummoxed by a staircase!
    Go eat shite.

  9. I’d stick my tongue up his arsehole.

    It would be inside my size 11 steel toecap boot but what the hell.

    I think he was captain cunt in the cunt universe wasn’t he?

  10. Never heard of the poof but if he wasn’t a remoaner and champagne socialist cocksucker he wouldn’t get any work would he? Therefore I can safely say he’s a CUNT.

  11. Couldn’t even tell you what this pedigree-cunt has been in. What I can tell you though, is that his giant forehead only empathises his astronomic cunt-aura. Has a striking cuntness to Hugh Grant, another dripping, wet lettuce; if receiving head off some backstreet, bongo-bongo she-beast wasn’t bad enough, it’s even more laughable that the absolute flannel PAID for it.

    Anyway, back on topic. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that an anvil will conjure itself a few good feet above this limp-dicked cunt-like swede and render it to nothing but a bloody pulp.

  12. Is this one of those cunts preaching about immigration whilst living in a £600 million pound house? Tad exaggerated of course but he looks like one of those cunts. Looking at him as well he looks like he’s got shit breath. Ponce.

    • I really wouldn’t be fucking surprised. He’s been in a few films based on J.K Rowling’s books; another champagne socialist who preached heavily on Twatter and other cucked media outlets about how we should be letting in more refugees while simultaneously taking on zero refugees and ironically living in a fucking gated community far, far away from the everyday shit-muncher who has to actually endure the ideologies they fucking bang on about.

      If only there was magic in real life. I’d direct straight at that wizardy-book writing whore J.K Rowling.

      “CUNTUS-DELETUS!”

      Then I’d laugh as I watched her body reduced to molten ashes, still smoking gently.

  14. The only film I would watch this pencil necked poofter in would be a Snuff Movie where he is hamming it up as a weekend woman, and after administering a lame toss off to an angry Pete Sutcliffe he receive’s a crushing blow to his skull from a 25oz Ball pein hammer.!

  15. Wins an Oscar for curling his lip!

    He didn’t even voice the part, someone overdubbed it with a Texas Instruments Speak’n’Spell!

    Cunt!

  16. Redmayne is a fairy… It’s as obvious as Brucie Jenner’s tadger and Stephen Ireland’s syrup…

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