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WAGs are cunts.

If there is anything less interesting to me than sports, it’s the personal lives of the cunts who participate in it. Unfortunately, the news has been infested with a spat between two footballers whores, whose lives are even more insignificant than their ‘famous’ husbands. One, the long suffering spouse, or too well off to really leave, of a simian like simpleton, who if it wasn’t for the benign talent to kick a ball in a certain direction, wouldn’t be able to pull a muscle, let alone anything remotely female looking. The other, a bloated, cosmetic surgery failure, who appears to be continually pregnant by some skeletal looking chav, who again, if not for being able to kick a ball and feign injury at the slightest opportunity, would probably still be fucking the same tart, but in a bus stop instead of a mansion.

And it’s not only football. Now, there’s cricket and golf, even rugby, where these blatant gold diggers follow their partners around, wearing more makeup than battered wives in the seventies used to cover up the previous nights disagreement.

Fuck off the lot of you, and take your tottering slappers with you.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

59 thoughts on “WAGs”

  1. A tanker lorry of vagisil for these dirty hags. I wonder how much plastic they contain?
    I looked at the paper rack in a supermarket last werk. 4 nationals saw fit to have these imbeciles on ghe front page.

    No wonder their’s nothing on TV if these wrecks are deemed newsworthy.

  3. This is a result of 24/7 media and click bait journalism, there’s nothing interesting about these cunts. Their just poor white trash with money. I don’t mind poor white trash getting a slice of the cake, it’s a good thing. What boils my piss is people getting caught up in the bullshit media circus.

    They are not news, they are not newsworthy, what they are is simply click bait. Mongs click on the latest sleb gossip, wait 10 minutes for the page to load endless shite adverts and some malware for a story that they could of found next door with the old tart gossiping about her latest fuckbook row.

    WAG’s one step up from the bottom of the barrel social media influencer’s, the media have turned life into a feeding frenzy at the bottom of a dirty toilet.

  4. Top cunting GJ,
    I can’t stand these washed up past it slaaaags either. The Golden stiletto winner out of all of these talentless slaaaags is Coleen… What a sad cow, to be that desperate for money and fame you keep going back to Wayne Cuntney after he’s shagged more Grannies than he’s scored goals for England is pathetic.
    This all started with Posh Spice and that Duhvid Beckham cunt.
    I briefly knew a coke head, ‘Glamour’ model in London a while ago who was a prostitute (High class) who ended up going out with a famous Chelsea midfielder and then ended up getting married to some other international player. Dirty slaaaags the lot of them… They are not worthy of getting my tongue up their arsehole.
    Piss off.

  5. Marvellous cunting,many thanks.
    I wonder how many sexual transmitted diseases they have between them.
    Hammered cunts.

    • Dumb cunts, Weinstein is a cunt but it’s not black and white. There are degrees of compliance for personal gain involved as well.

      Why are these woke cunts all so hysterical? Why can’t they make a stand without screeching like harpies?

    • Funny how these Me Too shoe scrapings have never mentioned the likes of Corey Haim and Corey Feldman… Both sexually abused within the film industry….

      This Weinstein shite is a bunch of self serving slags who dropped em and did a bit of blowing to further their careers, and now they’re shitting it that the gaff might be blown wide open… All those slapper celebrislags that do that Time’s Up shit are as guilty as fuck for starters… Why the fuck else do you think they’re doing it?…

  8. Another reason why I just couldn’t give a flying fuck about football. Botox, Silicone, fake tan, fake nails, hair extensions, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Jimmy Choo…… Isn’t it great for all you football fans to know where that money you spend on the new kit every season, Programmes, season tickets and all the rest of it is going?! To keep a load of dumb slappers in the lifestyle they’ve become accustomed to after meeting their ridiculously overpaid mealtickets!!

    • Charlton, Greaves, Banks or Moore. No one gave a fuck who their wives were. Just who the hell cares what holiday they’re on or what ‘work’ they’ve had done is utterly beyond me. Vacuous bints all.

      • Norma Charlton, wife of Sir Robert, was as tasty as fuck back in the day…

        It’s strange that, for all their obscene wealth, most modern footballers go for the bottom end of the market… Cut price cheap slags with the looks of French Revolution hags and all the class and style of a dog turd…

    • Louis Vuitton luggage- what is the point ? Surely it would be the first thing to get nicked at any airport. Besides,that cunt Bonio advertises it.

  9. This is the American Dream in the UK. It’s where any uneducated, talentless schlop can stretch out, act like a pike-EE, be louder than a screeching baby, and consequently become wealthy/famous. If they weren’t doing this they’d be studying for an ‘ealth ‘n’ Beauty certificate, working at one of the lesser supermarkets, or doing the street nightshift for some Lithuanian junk Pimp.

  10. These fucking retarded cunts make me sick, they are only famous for sucking the cock of the wanker who is only famous for kicking a football, who give a fuck what some council estate slag says on fucking instagram, why are these fucktards on the news, nobody fucking cares, fuck off slags not wags, no-one fucking cares…..

    • Therein lies the problem fugly, some idiots do care. These vacuous cunts are newsworthy to the chavtastic members of our society. They are in the same group as reality ‘stars’. It’s sad how many people actually want to emulate their lives, looking up to talent less nobodies. I wonder what the future is for the country tbh. I doubt Britain will ever be great again. Can you imagine this shower queuing up to join if there was another war.

      • Apparently linguistic complexity across all publications and innovations per capita were never higher than 1870. We’ve been in decline ever since.

      • I reckon you can trace the decline and fall of the British Empire back to the day they gave women the vote.

  11. The fight of the century, Rooney v Vardy. Hair extensions all over the road.
    I take it that one of them has got a book out, or something?
    Classy.

  12. Is it me or has that Vardy slaaag got something of the Frankenstein about her in the above picture.

    • A bit like him with his extreme Mr Punch chin.Punch now there’s.an action I wouldn’t get tired of using on his scrawny face.
      Gobshite.

  13. When I consider some of da wimminz on offer, I’m beginning to understand why The Gayness is becoming so widespread.
    If I wanted to fuck something with such a high percentage of fake about it, I’d get in touch with realdoll.com; guaranteed to have more brains, too…

    • 2 grand a time .iim sure if b&w cunt saw them the first thing he d think abaaaat is what a pair of arseholes!more brains yep/made of less plastic yep/better looking oh yes

  14. Not that I follow any of this shiite for one moment, but I couldn’t help but notice the headline in one rag that lawyers were ‘now involved’.

    The pair of them are thick as castle walls and vacuuous as a black hole. Not wishing to make light of things or bad luck on folk, but some people need a serious health scare to bring them back to earth to appreciate what really is important in this world.

    A friend of mine is 55, was in remission from cancer for over 18 months. Another fucking tumour is growing from his temple inwards and another is at the base of his skull reaching for his spine. He has had enough of chemo and being sick. Does he give a flying fuck about Coleen Rooney and that hideous Vardy donkey? I very much doubt it.

    Pair of spoilt bitches.

    • With you on that one. Most of these ridiculous rich chavs would think that their fake tan being a shade too light would be a disaster.
      Ofcourse with everyone on social meeja saying ‘OMG i sympathise wiv what you’ve been fro babes’!

  16. Off topic.
    ————–

    I see St. Greta of Thunderpants has had a beetle named after her for her impact on international climate change awareness.

    When asked how she felt about the honour, Ms Thunderberk replied: “Yesh, do you know if it’s John, Paul, George or Ringo?”

    • Fuckin hell Rebel, I knew Ms. Thunderberk was special but read below and Al beeb are now claiming she can fly!

      A newly-discovered species of beetle has been named after young climate activist Greta Thunberg.
      Nelloptodes gretae bears little resemblance to its namesake – it is less than 1mm long, and has no wings or eyes.

      I thought she was wingin’ it when she spoke to the UN.

      • Less than I mm long no eyes can’t fly?
        Even if this one went extinct it’s hardly cause for rebellion.

        Surely somewhere in Amazonia there’s an as yet Undescribed and more spectacular insect than this for Ms Thundercrackers.

  17. Quick diversion . . . .
    If the December election takes place, polling stations will have to be found in unusual places because church halls, schools etc. will be booked up for Christmas.
    This might mean using things like shipping containers and the authorities are worried that this might lead to many of the electorate being frozen out.

    • The Home Secretary Priti Patel and Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott discussing the Purfleet tragedy in parliament this week:

      Patel: “And I can confirm that the metal container was full of Chinese.”

      Abbott: “Did it come with prawn crackers and spring rolls?”

  18. Wayne is walking home from the pub pissed and a voice comes out of a dark alley …. “wanna do some business”?
    “How much ?” says Wayne
    “20 quid” she says
    So he goes down the alley and starts doing the business. A copper comes along and shines his torch on them…..”Allo Allo , what’s going on ere then?”
    Thinking quickly Wayne says “it’s ok officer, this is the wife….it’s Valentines Day , we were on our way home and we got carried away.”
    “Are you sure that’s your wife sir?”
    Wayne says “ well I am now you’ve shone that fucking torch on her face.”

  19. I strongly suspect most of these gold digging, hanger on slags I mean w,a,g,s have all had a mile of cock in their day, all of which will be hush hush now that they are full on celebrity cunts, the modern days that we live in now I think are the worst yet, I bet some of these tarts would struggle to make toast….

  20. You’re right about these tarts turning up at cricket too. Mind you, some of the wags that turned up for New Zealand’s games in the cricket World Cup were nice.

    But to be fair though, what is the point if they don’t get their tits out or something?

  21. And ‘Wazza’ Rooney doesn’t need all that money anyway. Colleen just keeps a rope swing in the garden and that keeps him busy all day, whilst she pops down to the Gucci store and health spa.

  22. Not exactly a pair of lookers, would get a fair return on the recycled plastic out of that pair

  23. The lttle village of Tewin was always sealed off when Princess Posh used to go home after a night on the town – an utter cunting slag if ever there was one – couldn’t even be arsed joining up with her teammates in Spice Girls version 46 – too posh by ‘arf – all of ’em are CUNTS – talentless, money grabbing CUNTS

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