Harry Hewitt-Windsor and Megan Markle

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A grace and favour, Land of Hope and Glory cunting please for these two up-their-own-arses, very minor Royals, who are so desperate to be seen as ‘ordinary’ that their arse-licking flunkies have given their new neighbours advice on how to behave in the presence of their Royal Wankers:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9594704/meghan-markle-prince-harry-archie-list-neighbours/

Who do this pair of nonentities think they are?. He tries to look like King George V with his beard and imperial manner, and she is just a two bit actress, who, if she still had to work for a living, would be lucky to get a recurring role in ‘Emmerdale Farm’ as a dairy maid, and would forever live in fear of the day a new producer got rid of her and she was reduced to appearing on ‘Loose Wimmin’.

The hypocrisy of this pair of talentless cunts is staggering. They contribute little and take far too much. He is David Beckham without the talent and she is Kerry Katonia without the charm.

I think Harry’s dad, the Major, ought to take him in hand and remind him what a lucky little bastard he is – literally.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

90 thoughts on “Harry Hewitt-Windsor and Megan Markle”

  1. Kerry Katona has charm?

    Although a sound cunting. I do admire Harry’s involvement of the invicta games for injured / disabled services people. But have to agree, Markle lacks any talent.

    It was clever how the Meeja spun her work as “charitable”. It was merely self serving. It’s yet to be seen if she contributes any value.

    Most publicly funded royals are a waste of money. We really only need one or two. The rest should work. As in proper work.

    • Sorry ME but we don’t need ANY royals and before you start spouting about tourists blah blah blah how often do they see the royals.The nearest they get to them is seeing their expensive trappings such as Cuntingham Palace and changing of the Serfs.Palace of Versailles in Frogland gets 6 million tourist a year and no Louis xiv in sight.
      Let them eat cake and orf with their heads I say.

      • I feel we should have a royal family however should only be the Queen and her husband.

        Far too many royal residences and staff, and no need for a royal train or ship FFS.

        Suffolk policing money significantly reduced as controlled by Norfolk police, a large slice of which is allocated to the Sandringham estate. This is much needed by Suffolk police who are struggling to control high levels of crime.

        Didn’t mind Harry too much initially but he and the royal family will regret his marrying Markle before too long.

  2. Top notch cunting WCB.

    Classic case of pussy whipped I’m afraid. He got a sniff of that smooth, hairless dark key snatch and he was done for. All we can do is pray for the fallen. Who can forget him cavorting around an LA hotel bollock naked with a bevy of beauties or the time he stepped out at a society fancy dress party dressed as a nazi officer….simpler times, happier times.

    Still, not to worry, I give it five years max until she’s built up her profile enough, bins him and fucks off back to LA with half his royal millions and the naked bean like quarter-caste kids in tow, the cunt.

      • ‘LA hotel bollock BAKED with a bevy of beauties’
        doesn’t make sense……. snigger snigger

      • Come on Willie, did you have to? The sight of that fat bitch would make me want to throw up without seeing her scratching her thrushy twat. It’s my birthday too. Thanks a lot.

      • Apologies Allan.

        I did think about it for a while before posting, perhaps an error on my part.

        Many happy returns.

      • Oddly enough, when I watched that clip it “followed through” with Heselcunt droning about Brexit.
        Somehow, I almost feel I could shag Gemma.

        I think a black rubber biohazard suit might come in handy, though. And a gas mask.

    • Once it actually sinks in that she is, quite simply, Mrs. Hewitt, and of fuck all import, she’ll be off like a rat up a drainpipe.

      What a pair of cuuunts.

      So many heroes died in defence of the realm, or returned atrociously mutilated, yet this sponger survived. Would Merpel have taken a second look at him if he’d left his legs behind in some dogforsaken M-E shithole ?
      Unless we get Queem Anne, the royals are doomed, doomed I tell you.

  3. Prepared to give Meghan Merkle a chance – but she’s to damn woke for my taste. If she dials that down she’ll be fine. I like Harry but he needs to take The Meg under control.

      • It’s used with jest in describing the SJW mindset. The term comes from Black Lives Matter activists telling white people to get ‘woke’ about race.
        Rod Liddle often misspells it as wank.

        It does describe the state of the SJW mindset, where ‘PC’ simply doesnt approach the zealotry and virtue signalling of these cunts.

        PC was the state of things in rhe eighties and nineties. This is far more aggressive and needs a new definition.

      • Well, one can only hope that soon after this awful floozie, dumps the Half-Blood Prince, she ends her days embracing a concrete pillar, like the late MiL! Seems only fitting that she be swept back into the gutter from whence she came!

  4. Can see why hed fuck it, definitely!
    But dont marry it you berk!
    Turned what by rights should be working downstairs in the kitchens,
    Into a wife?!
    Should of kept her as a mistress

  5. Ginger Pubes and his gormless halfwit of a brother spent the best part of twenty years moaning about media intrusion following the death of towelhead fancier, St Diana.

    Now like some SJW epiphany you cant switch on the news or open a paper without seeing this new generation of sponging freeloaders educating us about climate change, mental ‘elf , wimminz rights and unconscious racial bias. I have never liked Harry even when he was in the army, always been a lazy entitled selfish ginger wanker but since Meghan Markel showed up, his cuntishness has been magnified tenfold.

    • Don’t like gingers full stop. They just simply can’t be trusted. I must have got this from my mother who regarded any ginge as the “spawn of the devil.”

  6. This pair of overprivileged simpletons are typical of the ‘woke’ elitists who have disdain for the lumpen proletariat. Not content with attending Google carbonfest on Sicily, Hewitt jr. has taken his benefits-supported family to Ibiza on a private jet – whilst sneering at the proles who spend their own fucking money on a commercial flight to the same destination. A classic case of ‘do as we say, not as we do.’

    • I do hope this fad for avatar dramatisation will die a natural death. Too much to hope that a divorced fourth-rate ‘actress’ will modestly relinquish her silly titles, though

      ‘Avatar Dramatisation’???

  7. She probably only lets him have a shag if he promises to be more ‘woke’ and says ‘yes dear, you’re always right dear about everything dear’. He is only too glad to have been educated about the world by this all knowing American ‘actress’.
    Now Harry is no longer allowed to smoke, drink or eat meat she will show him what true happiness is.
    The poor Royal cunt is doomed.

  8. Why the fuck do we pay for these cunts?

    However those people who pitch up alongside some railings outside a palace or abbey for a week to catch a glimpse of these twats in a carriage are the real cunts

    • We should stick the cunts in a travelling freak show and have the simpletons who want to see them pay for the privilege, instead of the taxpayer paying for their benefits.

  9. The name of the lower denomination royal baby was surprising to say the least “Archie” bet her maj was well pleased when that bombshell dropped. With all the shit about them appearing in the papers everyday my time perusing the tabloids has reduced 20 fold as I make a point of ignoring the pointless trivial shit that some brown nosing royal reporter considers of vital importance. Bollocks to them all

  10. Sorry, cant engage with this. Owen Jones has been twatted in London by ‘far right’ extremists. Steptoe outraged and I am worried sick. Let’s hope for a speedy recovery.

    • No doubt the BBC and Cuntian will say it was Brexit-loving nazi homophobic racists – in other words BJ!

      Cunts

      • Nobody knows if they were right wing that’s just a guess.Maybe they were like us and just thought what a total bellended cunit he is.

      • Owen was out celebrating his birthday with friends in Islington(where else?)
        When he came outside he was brutishly attacked!
        Hunch hed had one to many cocktails,
        Gobbing it loadly and pissed these lads off, be talking at top of his voice,
        Swearing, calling people homophobic,
        Even in fuckin Islington this berk gets
        Backs up!!

      • I smell a Smollet.

        He was very certain it was premeditated and they are ‘far-right’. Apparently his friends were not surprised and waiting for it to happen.

        I bet they fucking were.

      • If it was a premedited attack by a ‘far right’ group wouldn’t they have wanted to make a political point? I don’t know maybe daubing his house with far right slogans. No he’s knocked to the ground and kicked. That’s all amost obligatory leaving a pub at 2am round where I live.

      • Flabbot has just tweeted that ‘We live in increasingly dark and dangerous times’.
        ‘You reap what you sow’ has rarely been more appropriate.

      • “Dark and dangerous times.” Oh how I laughed. This phrase made me think of chiggun shops, stabbings, crap rap and Flabbot blocking out the sun to produce a nuclear Winter.

      • Master Owen insists he was “targetted” by the “Far Right”. I am sure if the unfortunate lad ever gets piles he will blame that on the “far right” rather than the bumboys he knocks around with, giving it to him up the bottle, who probably have a circle jerk while reading the Socialist Worker.

        I would laugh if it turns out to be a couple of Labour lads from Newcastle up in London on the piss and whose parents have voted labour for years.

      • If it is we will never be told.

        Although without any proof whatsoever for him to blame right wing extremists as neatly fits in with his agenda.

        Nothing to do with the fact he is an obnoxious gobby lefty crybaby faggot.

    • Im pretty sure ‘outrage’ is one of steptoe’s default modes, the other one being confusion. Stupid old spastic.

    • It’s a pity someone hasn’t twatted him before now the big mouthed little twat He claims it’s a targeted right wing attack and now fears for his safety? Corbyn straight to the cunts defence as usual blaming everyone except Owen Jones and his loud mouth rants Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get slotted .

      • The little cunt has just been on TV on Sunday Morning Live, not a fucking scratch, whoever kicked him in the head must have been wearing fluffy slippers.

        What a cunt!

      • Owen was quoted as having said “I’m tougher than I look.” Is that an invitation?….

    • This is terrible news; a bastion of woke?? Thoughtset is assaulted by a very very very right wing meanie one of his co travellers also twatted for his trouble. Fear not Sadick will move heaven and earth to ensure that this will never happen again the army will be on standby outside any premises favoured by libtard woke folk to prevent a repeat of this crime against humanity. Another twenty potential architects sliced and diced so what.

  11. She’ll be on the game again sooner or later; shagging anything in trousers while the gormless one looks on while stroking his ginger beard and dreaming of mummy and “daddy” again.

    Merkle has really fucked over the Royal Family, because she knows it will just be a matter of time before she gets pissed off and will look for any excuse to get a divorce; and of course not being white will mean playing the race card with impunity and as that very same excuse to get the fuck out of dodge!

    She’ll then fuck off back to LA with her millions (and kid(s)), and go on every chat show and spread the shit about how inbred and utterly racist the RF really are!

  13. I know someone who is a royal protection officer and remarkably he says that Meghan is ok although I cannot/will not believe it as I can’t abide the vile old phony. But he says that Hewitt Jnr has always been a ignorant little shit. He thinks the Cambridges are alright but his particular favourites are Phil the Greek and Mad Charlie. I can’t understand how anyone would take a bullet for any of them.

  14. Harry used to be popular while single and in the Army. Now he’s a pussy-whipped beta male married to a virtue-signalling yank slag.

    He had the pick of the world’s loveliest young women and he picked that.

  15. Sick to the back teeth with the Royals It’s about time these twats were taken down a peg or two Who would ever have thought a Dark Key in the House of Windsor Harry is a smug cunt and always has been go and get a proper job and stop sponging off the tax payers you are just normal people nothing special get used to it If I had my way you would all be put up against a wall .

  16. The Markle bitch is Wallis Simpson with far more options for her future. She set out to capture the dim boy Hewitt and now she is keeping herself in the headlines and racking up the SJW points on her Hollywood celebrity account. She is clever, make no mistake about that, whereas ginger bollocks is as thick as a plank and ideal pussy whipping material.
    Three years, another brat, and she’ll be off to Tinsel Town where she belongs. The natural and obvious successor to Oprah Winfrey.

  17. We’ve reached a stage where royalty seems irrelevant, the younger royals are attempting to be all things to all people.

    The introduction of Meghan into the mix smacks of desperation, Harry has chosen to marry an American actress of mixed race heritage and the royals are exploiting it as right on.

    I’d be very surprised if this marriage lasts, he may as well of married Charmaine from Lewisham.

    I’m not opposed to the royal family, I admire the queen who I think has been value for money and served the nation faithfully for her reign.

    After she’s gone it may be time to call it a day, but I don’t think we will gain anything if we just let the royals slide away and don’t use the opportunity to put a proper constitution in place.

  18. Has anyone ever been moderated then immediately put in a harmless comment about moderation and then seen them both disappear?

      • Saw the cuuunt on Ten o c News tonight. Sounded like Lady Bracknell, and looked completeky demented.
        Clinical waste after some bowel op.

      • I’ve been warned by Admin not to have any discourse with you MNC because you’re a bad influence and keep getting me into trouble. Only the other day Admin pulled me up for it, despite me protesting “I did not have discourse with that Miserable Cunt.”

      • I’ve got to thinking that Moderation is a thankless task, a bit like VAR in football. We all have a moan at the original decision and then still fuckin’ moan when it’s revised.

    • Fuck’s sake, do stop moaning about moderation please. I have just logged on and there were 8 comments waiting to be moderated. If no admin is around to moderate, you get a backlog. We are not glued to the website 24/7.

      PS. Your second comment was binned as it is both yet another annoying moan about moderation and off topic. Hope this helps! – admin.

      • I’m sorry Admin but my second comment was only an attempt to introduce a bit of humour into the situation. No offence meant.We all know moderation is needed on the site but it doesn’t stop us from being a load of old moaning cunts.

      • I’ve just been moderated, but do you see me complaining? Shame on you Bertie.

      • Morning Ruffy me old mate. Everyone moans about moderation but you’re just a smartarse who usually knows how to get round it!

      • Alas not this time Bertie me old mucker.

        It’s afternoon btw. How do I know that? Cos I’m a smart arse. 😀

        Good AFTERNOON.

      • F off! Trying to show me up in public(apologies to Miles) simply because I was away from school on the day Time was covered.

      • I suggest you make a example of him admin!
        Hes obviously a trouble maker of some description.

      • Oh you cunters, its like an ISAC version of ‘The Scousers’ from Harry Enfield.

        “Eh! Eh! Alright! Calm down! Calm down”

  19. Meghan “Skid” Markle is a detestable slagheap. Not only does the scabby cow hate whitey with a vengeance, she is also a misandrist of the highest order who will shrink Harry’s bollocks quicker than her family witch doctor.
    And sorry, but I think she’s an ugly cunt. Squinty mong-looking spaz with a nose like a fucking duck-billed Platypus’s beak.

  20. I feel a Sarah Ferguson situation coming on in the future for this pair.

    She will get papped sucking a toe (or some other sleazy shit), a divorce will rapidly occur and then she will make money off of the fact that she was once married to a Royal for the rest of her natural born life, selling tell-all books and probably creating a bloody clothing line called ‘Markles and Sparkles’ or some other shite.

    I said when they got married, I give it a few years MAX. I stand by that.

    Personally, I think he should have married Chelsea Davy, or at least just lived in sin with her. There on/off shenanigans somehow seemed to be far more meaningful than this (what I truly believe is ) a flash-in-the-pan, sex-based hook up.

    Time will tell…..

  21. The Yank whore snagged the dim cunt because she was something different from the usual braying, upper class tarts he was used to. I suspect she was also far more sexually experienced than his usual tarts and knows a trick or two.
    It could just as easily been Tracy from the checkout at Tesco’s but he would never have got to meet her in the first place.

  22. Meanwhile, in Ibiza –

    https://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-7368495/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-stayed-billionaires-playground-Ibiza-break.html

    I’d love to know how many diplomatic protection officers there are in total (‘several’ accompanying the halfwit prince wherever he goes), and how much of the policing budget they absorb. All the minor royals, all the ex-PM’s, whether or not they’re doing anything on the UK’s behalf rather than for their own benefit. But try and get the police to a break-in….

    • They’ll be trying to claim that their flight was zero carbon, I’ll bet. What a load of hypocritical old cunt.

      • Somebody could make millions if they developed a plane that ran on hopeless farts…

        Given the huge number of potential passengers, would have to be a smega-Jumbo articulated double-decker airbus, or similar.

    • The security cost to the public purse of the royal family is £110M annually, according to Private Eye (#1500). Which goes into further detail about travel costs and points out that (among other jaunts) Charlie’s ten days in the Caribbean cost the taxpayer £416,576.

  23. Charles saw the future of the Royals as William & Kate and Harry & Megain, so its all his fault. This is why you never hear much about any of the rest of them. Makes you think, if he can control the media that much, and let’s face it, these couples are in the press everyday, then he most certainly could have bumped off his wife to, in Diana’s own words “in order to make the path clear to marry Tiggy.”

    I wish Betfair was running a bet on how long Harry & Megain will last because now is the time to get a bet on and give their obnoxious union another 3 years, then cash in big time. This would be the only reason to follow them in my opinion.

  25. When you look at some of the other ladies young Harry Hewitt has been with, my personal favourite being Cressida Bonas (I’d like to bone her ass). I can’t help but think he’d have been better off with one of the others. He’d certainly have had less right-on and SJW indoctrination.
    I remember that godawful speech he gave to da yoof when he said “as my wife often reminds me” and I thought yeah I bet she does…every 2 minutes.

    She know what she’s doing. She was a d-list actress who saw opportunity and latched on to it like a barnacle, and hit the jackpot.

    You just know that in 5 years time when its all over, she’s going to be hawking a book or 2 about it all.

  26. Meg O’ Marple editing Vogue… I wonder, just when did this leech get her journalist qualifications?…

    This bint will be the Posh/Yoko/Dog/Skeletor Spice of the royals…
    Like the Beckham cunt, we will now never be rid of the self serving social climbing look at me barnacle that is Meg O’ Marple…

  27. Dateline: Sth Africa. ‘Oh, I’m here as a ‘woman of colour and your sister!’ What utter fucking bullshit! Markle, you only open your mouth to let more bullshit come spilling out! Yes, you have so much in common with those tribals, don’t you! Hopefully, some Boer will give you a swift kick in your cunting mouth, you ginger fuckwit shagging ass clown!

  28. So, the latest attempt to keep out of the spotlight and live a private life is to opt for a high profile law suit against the good old British press! Typical litigious yank behaviour, if you ask me! Anyone else bored to tears with loathsome split arsed ‘wigger’ and her ginger pubed half-blood Prince? Do us all a favour, and fuckoff back to whatever trailer park you came from, and take the dribbling village idiot husband with you! PS, hurry up and ‘leak’ the video of you on your knees in front of the Casting Director you noshed to get acting work, would you!

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