4th July Celebrations

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British fuckwits dressing up in stars and stripes to celebrate getting an ass kicking at the hands of the Mary queens.
Now I know that we are all friends now but fuck me.
Who in their right minds would want to join in, celebrating another country’s national day? Especially given that the day in question celebrates a war in which we came second.
24,000 of our soldiers lost their lives in the many bloody battles that took place in order to oust us from the colonies we had set up for them. (Ungrateful bastards).
Yes I know we were taxing them to the hilt, but that was to pay for a previous war that we helped them to win. (Ungrateful bastards).
Sorry, I’m getting sidetracked. It’s just as well I don’t have time to mention the dirty French bastards who joined in late on to kick us while we already on the floor.
Getting back to the dickwads who celebrate with them.
Understand what you are rejoicing in before you go out to eat your 3lb hot dog you fat simple bastards.
I’m sorry to say that London comes out top again in offending the minority British, with a special shout out to Covent Garden.
I know that it was 250 years ago but even so. Will we be having a party to celebrate the Nazi invasion of Jersey in 150 years time?
Probably, it’s about the only flag that we haven’t took one up the arse for yet.
It’s a shame that we don’t put as much effort into celebrating our own fucking national day!

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo

29 thoughts on “4th July Celebrations”

  1. I think being rid of the septics is definitely a cause for celebration. But I agree, we need to make it clear what is being celebrated. I would suggest a nationwide ironical tea party, perhaps.

  2. Its obviously racist to celebrate English nationality but not anyone else eg Scot Irish Welsh USA etc.

  3. It’s probably the same thick cunts who live here in England & protest against Trump’s presidency.

  4. Nationalists! Racists! Fascists!

    Oh no. That’s us.

    The rest of the world celebrate their nationality and patriotism.
    The English have to shut up and apologise.

    We had an Empire Day once, 24th May. Look it up on YouTube.

  5. British celebrating the anniversary of an arse-kicking. It does truly sum up where we are as a nation.

    Maybe we can hold a jubilee for the Rotherham grooming gangs in 2031.

    • They were child-rape gangs. ‘Grooming’ is a obfuscating term used by the liberal media for the purpose of ‘community cohesion’.

  6. I used to mock my yank friends on social media on the 4th. Needing help from the french, as well as the small matter of keeping the much richer west indies from the French, Dutch and Spanish.

    Keep your thirteen colonies.

  7. At least some folk celebrated our American cousin’s independence – even if that was the historically illiterate cunts of the UK.

    Meanwhile in the “progressive” States of America, July 4th was celebrated in the usual Stars and Stripes manner (mainly the permanently offended, middle class fuckwit offspring of the Bank of Mom and Pa, with very little melanin) by stamping on, spitting on, or burning it to show “the man”.

    They do however love all things gimmiegrant and all things “peaceful”.

    So would the last cunt in the states with a head please turn the lights off (a trait both Mo’s lot and the South American and Mexican banditos share – one lot with knives, the other with chainsaws).

    I’m sure some US folk celebrate St. George’s day, while our “progressives” do similar to the George Cross.

    Welcome to clown world!

    🤡🤡🤡

  8. Just heard Kate Hoey is standing down at the next election. Momentum have been trying to get rid of her since Steptoe came to power.
    Shame. One of the very few real Labour MPs left.
    That’s a very safe seat……I imagine Suckdick will have his greedy eyes on that.

    • Agreed, Freddie… Kate’s a good un…. I fucking hate every other Labour cunt though…. Steptoe, McDonnell, Abbott The Hutt, that rancid ‘Woman’s Officer’ of a freak, Saddam Suckdick…

  9. Celebrated the 4th like a true Americunt— excessively overeating and sweating profusely while drunkenly handling explosives in a care-free environment around children. I wish you could celebrate your country publicly, and I understand those who celebrated another country’s holiday since they can’t be patriotic about Great Britain anymore. I love England: they are the original strain which has festered and mutated into AMERICA.

  10. Every other fucking country celebrates their day except England. St George’s day comes and goes without anyone noticing.
    Having lived in Los Angeles for 20 years, July 4th is actually ok. It’s fucking St Patrick’s day that takes the biscuit. Cunts dressed in green pretend to like Guinness in restaurants with green everywhere. Made me puke.

    • We used to celebrate St George’s Day, at least where I lived as a kid. (60 years ago). There was a formal parade of the local organisations – church, Scouts, Rotary, you name it – down the main street. Don’t know when it stopped.

    • Got no problem with the yanks celebration of theyre country, im massively patriotic think this is the greatest country in the world, the best culture, history, food, literature, music, the british soldiers are the best soldiers on the planet and im proud of them. Every man should love his country.

  11. What boils my piss is the fact that these cunts, with their tenuous ‘Oirish’ connections, celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as if their lives depended on it.
    Bollocks. Bandwagon-riding, anti-Engish horseshite the lot of it.
    Most of these pseudo-Guinness gargling, gnomes originate from anywhere but Ireland.
    Then the pricks go on about St. George being Turkish.
    However, I do receive enormous satisfaction reminding these cunts that old Paddy Boy was in fact Welsh.
    They don’t like that.
    Cunts.

    • He wasn’t Turkish – they hadn’t got to Anatolia by then. He was probably ethnic Greek, like Father Christmas, from the same airt. According to Gibbon, he started off by selling bacon to the Roman army, arselicked his way to the top of the church pile, and was murdered by his congregation. If it were down to me, I’d be looking for a different semimythical figure to idolise.

    • Never understood all that phony ‘let’s all celebrate’ St. Paddy’s Day stuff. Couldn’t care less about the cunt.

      • Nor me, Ron.

        My Grandparents were Irish, and even they didn’t even give a fuck about Paddy’s!

        Whatever meaning it might have had to some poor fucker, somewhere, it is all lost now in a sea of tacky green t-shirts, arseholes dressed up as fucking leprechauns and a perfect excuse to get rat-arsed, even if you are not bloody Irish.

        CUNTERY.

  12. Its like celebrating Bastille day, why would we, so why celebrate the 4th, the Yanks are good at it so why interfere.

    On the subject of America and americanisms, getting pissed off with hearing “from the get go” utter cunts, even worse when used by other nationalities, if you want to speak englisn then at least use our fucking version.

    CUNTS!

  13. ‘…Will we be having a party to celebrate the Nazi invasion of Jersey in 150 years time?’

    Well, if democracy is subverted, we probably will, and to keep us all ‘on message’ we’ll be bombarded with suitably revisionist scripted ‘documentaries’ featuring the ‘modern interpretation’ of the German propaganda films of the time, shown 24/7 on the prolefeed channel on the old propaganda box (but hey, let’s not mention that inconvenient concentration camp on Alderney….ok?…besides, that was those Nazis, not the Germans….).

    We’ll probably call it something like DeutschlandEUberAllesFestTag..

  14. Just a quick post to say it was the usual cuntfest around my way on July 4th.

    The law in my county is quite specific. NO FIREWORKS WITHIN CITY LIMITS.

    Not difficult to understand. So what did we have to put up with until gone fucking midnight? Yep, you guessed it – fucking LOUD AS FUCK fireworks. Fortunately the cops were all over it and made hundreds of arrests to cash in on the fines which range from $500 to $2,000 PER FIREWORK. Oh wait – I fucking imagined that. AGAIN! Guess they were too busy stuffing their pie holes with donuts and ignoring the illegal Mexican immigrants who wander around unchallenged. Cunts.

  15. New serial starting tonight on BBC1. Guess what? just like the last one ‘ Year after Year’ the starring couple are……. well you know the rest. ffs give it a rest you cunts.

  16. Just imagine if these insufferable windbag cunts were still in the Commonwealth, them and Zimbabwe can fuck off. As they might say “Thank Providence for small mercies”.

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