Sam Smith

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Can others join me in providing a gender neutral cunting for Sam Smith. Just see the headline “Sam Smith comes out as non-binary: ‘I’m not male or female’ “.

So, this one hit wonder has now decided to jump on the fuck knows what I am train in order to get his mug back in the papers.

Simple question for all these non descript cunts – what do you piss out of. There is your answer. If society hadn’t allowed these self proclaimed fuck ups a voice we would not have to accept their warped point of view on life.

Tell you what Sam, go get a cockectomy, and have the removed parts shoved up your arse, then you can go and fuck yourself on a daily basis and leave us alone

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

32 thoughts on “Sam Smith”

  1. Why doesn’t he just fuck off ?!
    I’ve got nothing more to say regarding this utterly revolting piece of excrement.

  2. Why does no-one section people like this? They come out with such stupid comments, you’ve got to be one or the other sunny jim.
    I’ve never heard of him, apart from on ISAC, attention seeking cunt. He should be starved of the oxygen of publicity, and then starved of oxygen, until he is no more.
    He would be forgotten in the blink of an eye. His epitaph will read “who ?”

  3. I sincerely hope that that is not related to Samuel Smith’s Brewery, which, according to my notes, purveys an exceedingly fine glass of foaming brown delight, ABV 4.7

    I’d have said the face fuzz was a bit of a giveaway, myself. Unless he is transitioning to Bearded Lady.

    • Face fuzz is no real giveaway. The older ladies of the subcontinent put these bumfluff hipsters to shame.

  5. Another Biology denying Cunt of the highest order……….
    Where the fuck are his parents on this one?
    The deluded cunt has stated to the world he’s isn’t a bird or a bloke.
    If I were his old man I would kick him in the balls as hard as possible then ask:

    ‘Did that fucking hurt?’ after watching him roll around for 3mins, crying and clutching his gonnads I would then say if I were his Dad:

    ‘The pain your experiencing right now is male bollock pain, that only males feel feel after a ball-busting experience, therefore Son you are a male.’

    That would leave the cunt in no doubt as to what sex he is……..
    Utter fucking bell-end

  6. Wailing sack of shit.
    Sounds like he’s a professional mourner when really he’s a professional attention seeker.
    Hoo-ee! What a cunt.

  8. Warbling, mincing faggot,i don’t mind gays at all as long as they don’t mice it up

  9. Sam Smith is indeed neither male nor female; he/she/it is a fucking eunuch.

    Also, he/she/it is a cunt. Well cunted.

  11. Will he show us his non-binary tits, like the other Sam (Fox)?

    ‘Non-binary tits out for the lad-yboys.’

  13. Expertly cunted itchycunt…
    These non-binary types are all just attention seeking twats trying to stand out from the crowd by gaining some victim points and climbing ever so slightly further up the victimhood hierarchy.
    Now if he gets into an argument with a gay he can just state that he’s non binary, he will automatically win and the gay will have to shut up.

    …..wouldn’t try it on Muslims just yet though Sam. They’re WAY above you in that hierarchy.

    It’d be interesting to know if he has an album coming out soon……

    • Peadefuls are WAY above Sam Smith in the sense of being at the top of a tall building whilst he is on the way down from it.

  14. There is but one song I slightly like of his. The rest are a pile of shite.

    His Bond theme made my ears bleed. At points in the ditty, he sounded like his testicles were being squeezed in order to reach the high notes…..give me Shirley Bassey back any day.

    What is it with celebricunts? All of this gender fluid/neutral/binary crap has been started by them and now the bandwagon just keeps getting a-jumped on.

    Like it or not bitch, you ARE male, you were born MALE, you still have (I assume, small as it doubtess is) the downstairs equipment that demonstrates your gender as MALE, so what you FEEL you are is entirely irrelevant.

    You can feel like Marilyn Monroe inside, in full pink frockery singing ‘Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend’………it STILL doesn’t make you anything other than MALE.

    Get over yourself, daft cunt.

    • Shirley Bassey ! I love that trumpet bit in the Goldfinger theme tune, just after she sings “Goldfinger” – It sounds like a freshly-fisted Bull elephant answering her call.

      • My dad had a drink with Shirl the Girl in the late 60s after a gig… He said she was dead down to earth and I grew up listening to her records in our house…

        Apart from Shirley’s efforts and Duran Duran’s ‘A View To A Kill’ almost all Bond themes are shite… After A-ha’s ‘Living Daylights’ (which also wasn’t bad) the standard really dropped… Garbage (for fuck’s sake), Adele Arbuckle, Madogga, Jack White, Sam Smith… Fucking substandard bollocks…

      • I remember that cunt Pat Boone calling Duran Duran satanists for the line ‘Dance into the fire’ from their Bond theme. Simon Le Bon told him to fuck off live on US radio… Sam Smith would probably cry and go on about being ‘violated’… The big fucking binary blancmange of a cunt…

      • The late Chris Cornell’s “You Know My Name” is a fucking belter, Norm – Right up there with Live & Let Die and Nobody Does It Better

  15. Non-binary, eh?

    I don’t mean to, ahem, put a hex on him but frankly he seems pretty $DAF7 to me…

  16. Good question.

    Chop his dick off then he can just piss out of his hole. Either one.

  17. Your either born with a dick or a cunt. Male or female, so stop being a silly cunt and fuck right off Sam shit.

  20. Sam Smith camp as they come they don’t come any more bent should be a Ladyboy a prick or is it a cunt?

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