People who use “So…” incorrectly are cunts, aren’t they.
“So…we were in the shop yesterday…”
“So… I saw this programme…”
“So…what do you want to eat…”
It’s now being used by interviewers, politicians, and I’ve even heard it in period-piece films:
“So….Lady Farquhar, if it doesn’t displease you, I’d very much would like to see your breasts…”
Listen buttercup, “so” is a conjunction that resides in the middle of a sentence. It means “as a consequence” – She’s got no shame so she wears Ugg Boots, He’s a cunt so he voted Remain, They’re overweight and unskilled so they play rugby, etc.
How in fuckery did this verbal disability begin?
You’re a cunt so stop speaking.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
I’ve been here, I’ve been there,
I’ve been every fucking where.
So what, so what, so what you boring little cunt.
Who cares, who cares about you.
Who cares, who cares what you do.
Lines from an old favourite song of mine called so what.
I no what your all thinking. So fucking what.
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‘So… ‘used in in conjunction with a rising interrogative, and a few likes thrown in for good measure.
‘Oh my days’.
Whatever the fuck that means, peasant.
YOLO; Carpe Diem for dimwits.
My bete noire is ‘I could care less’.
CUNT.
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Q: Anything else that pisses you off, Seymour ?
A: So* even allegedly “educated” types get “different from” completely wrong these days – It’s not “different to” nor is it “different than”
Similar to
Compared with
Different from
Thick cunts
*superfluous
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Continuous/ Continual
Interested/uninterested (not disinterested)
‘on’ the weekend
“message me”
“…and I’m thinking…”
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How about “exactly”? It’s, like, so 2016!
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Isit
Innit
Bruv
Kangaroo fuckers who raise their voice after every fucking word to see if you understand what fucking drivelling shite they are spouting. It also happens here now. Annoys the cunting fuck out of me. I instantly switch off and walk away.
Being a samaratan was never going to be a long career choice for me.
Cunts the lot of em
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