A severe cunting and a blast with a hose, with a good dousing of industrial soap, for cunts that refuse to bathe.
You go to your local store to see the same cunt waddling by who wears the same clothes every day reeking of stale BO and the scent of his/her unwashed balls/snatch sending the dogs nearby into a frenzy.
The closer the proximity to these filthy cunts, the fucking worse it is. I have to share an elevator at work with a sweating fat bastard whose peculiar odor haunts the elevator long after he leaves. He knows he’s a filthy fuck, everyone knows. You only have to look at the sweat pouring out of his shirt for everyone to know. People have suggested he get his act together, get washed and groomed. People like myself have even told him to his face he smells of shit and the unrepentant cunt squeals to HR about being discriminated at work. Now we have some fruitcake lecturing us to be kind and understanding to everyone at work.
It boils my piss. I’d drown them all by the lake but that would only kill the local wildlife.
Nominated by Cuntflappage
Odor, Cuntflappage? Are you Czech and meant “odpor”? Or English and meant “odour”?
BO is indeed a beastly bain of those who needs use lifts (or should that be: elevators?), but nary so scary as the ever-advancing assailment of Americanisms.
My bad.
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Or, as it newly occurs to me, are you yourself a bona fide Septic? If so, which State?
If not: gtf with your “odors” and “elevators”.
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CS.
I’m wondering slightly at the idea of you pulling someone up for using Americanisms when you are only too ready to use various different languages?
I’m afraid I don’t really understand why you’d come to this slightly odd corner of the internet with the seemingly strange intention of impressing a bunch of people who you apparently consider need patronising?
I enjoy some of your posts,although I must admit some of them go clean over my head…fair enough,my problem not yours. I certainly don’t think you a “twat”,but do think that you’re in danger of becoming the one thing that I’m sure you’d hate to be…..boring.
Please give us a bit more of the interesting and debatable (hope that’s a real word),and a bit less of the nit-picking nonsense. We don’t on here,myself particularly,have the rounded education that you employ to such effect,but I.for one ,don’t feel minded to watch what I post for fear that you happen to be in a particularly pedantic mood and pick me up for some dreadful spelling mistake of use of an Americanism.
Best wishes.
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Indeed Mr F.
And that’s part of the reason I stopped posting regularly.
There’s been a noticeable upswing in people who use such language as to render their posts almost impossible to understand.
Also, in-house bitching and back-biting has begun to accelerate.
Oh, for the days when ’twas just a few of us slagging off pack keys and black keys and us two accusing each other of homosexuality…
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Quite agree with you, Mr. Cunt-Engine. I come on here to be entertained,make the odd serious point and enjoy reading other points of view and posting my own somewhat variable drivel. I don’t come on here to be patronised, or armed with a fucking dictionary and copy of Good Grammer.
Are you still room-sharing with Bent Dennis and Mince Pie Guy? It’s nice that you’re free now to express your more flamboyant side…. you Poooofffff.
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Grammer? Grammar, I think you’ll find.
Aarrgghh! Now I’m turning into a pedantic cunt!
That was an open goal though…😉
Mince Pie Guy and Bent Dennis didn’t like that I shaved off my moustache; they said I looked too hetero.
I still haven’t scored with a new bird though…whatever could I be doing wrong?!
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I suspect that the Grinder picture of your new motor and “factotum” isn’t doing you any favours.
https://goo.gl/images/S8UJf9
Suggest you consult Krav on how to truly carry off the “Big Gay Bear” look
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I see you and DF are having some kind Brokeback Mountain romance, thats very nice Mr Thomas.
I take your points above, it is the substance of the posts that is important rather than a spelling test.
I do think that CS could be doing this to get a reaction, he is obviously very clever as the recent spats with Komodo have shown.
To become popular by being unpopular, if that makes sense.
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Think that you’re right, SOI, I just don’t understand why someone who is,as you say,so clever would bother.
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‘You always did have it in for me, eh Miles? “Lower-class Twit of the Year” p’r’aps?’
Yep, that’s me caughtspedding. Coal in the bath working class I am. One of the (in keeping with this thread) Great Unwashed. Thank God.
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No Miles, it was me not you. I can only really speak for myself. Is this called “projection” these days?
A fond farewell from me, as the late-ish, and not so great Stuart Hall used to have it.
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No I was wrong cs. Apologies.
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Good wishes to you too, DF. I shall continue to enjoy your input, and have enjoyed the brief ride, but this will be my last.
I cannot be doing with wanker-ish trolling, and have been surprised to find it here.
I was getting a bit boring too, I know.
To answer another of your queries, I was here due to boredom, and a spat with my girlfriend. We’re back together this last couple of weeks, so…
Nice work, and go well. I enjoyed it.
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My bad entirely cs. I’ve been working long enough for my gringo overlords, which I suspect will become chink overlords some day and the odd ‘American English’ word slips out.
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Fair play Cuntflappage, and far be it (not, please note: farbeit) from me to say, but you’re forgiven from my side, at least.
On the other hand (and in pathetic mitigation, perhaps), there was a recent nomination to which I subtly alluded, viz “My Bad”, ripping the shit out of ugly, grating Americanisms, with which I wholeheartedly agree/d.
Otherwise, and to Cunt Engines and Fiddlers alike, go well one and all. I certainly should resent any shortcomings of the blog being placed on my doorstep, but obviously don’t actually give a fuck.
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Caught Spedding is either Reed Richards or Victor von Doom.
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Now that is worse than my “schoolboy Latin” infractions, I a’int never not heard of the fuckers, Cuntamus, and you thus sent me straight to a Web search.
They sound like the kind of fictional cunts worthy of a maximal level of well-deserved cunting. But I am not knowledgeable, and don’t trust Wikipedia.
Maybe they were both equally nice guys?
Am I getting like the High Court judge with his enquiry about Diana Doors, or are these cunts actually in the vernacular?
Wank
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That’s my childhood ruined.
Thanks C.S.
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Or possibly…..
https://youtu.be/eH56UOjDQ4A?t=45
🙂 .
Just kidding CS.
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Rama Lama Ding Dong – The Edsels. The world is a crazy place, isn’t it?
Goodbye for now.
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Must stink in parliament. I hear that little twat Bercow shouting ‘odour odour’ every day.
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I thought he was shouting ‘Ordure, ordure?’
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I must admit I am very concious of body ODOUR, I undersatnd that anyone who lives on the street will not be able to do much about it but if someone is employed in the workplace they have a duty to fellow employees to Not Fucking Stink.
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There is no excuse for poor hygiene if you have access to a bathroom/washing facilities. Even the homeless are able to retain some of their dignity by washing their pits and bits in a public loo, so why these rancid tosspots cannot do likewise when they have a roof over their heads is beyond me.
I know that mental health issues can contribute to poor hygiene and instill a lack of motivation to wash/shower, but generally those poor folk struggle to get out of bed, let alone air and share it. It is the people you see (or rather SMELL) out on the street while shopping or suchlike that I just cannot understand.
You pass them and a waft of stink, stale piss and BO nearly gasses you. WHY?? It is unbelievably disgusting and inconsiderate to others in a social setting.
VILE CUNTS.
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I would happily sponge down Justin Bieber in a gym shower….
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Hey Krav, the book I’m reading mentions Krav Maga. Wondered if that was anything to with your handle.
Watched a few videos online. Absolutely mental.
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I studied it years ago but this was from instructors trained in Israel.
Not the watered down Bamby Pamby crap taught over here. Moved onto Yoshinkan Aikido.
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Would you mind using some industrial strength drain cleaner? We’d all appreciate the effort!
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I would go for Mila Kunis, no sponge, hand wash only.
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I would happily hold his head down in a bucket of soapy water…….only for two days or so.
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I do rather enjoy a bit of natural scent from a lady.
Unfortunately it’s never the fit and healthy ones, just the fat blobs with arsepits, cheese under the folds, and a discarded rotten fish sandwich down their pants.
Or some pikey doss cunt who spends all his waking hours in Ladbrookes and smells like a piss soaked bath mat.
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Gingers have an unmistakable waft. I could sniff out a redhead minge blindfolded.
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How would you describe the ódõuréêë of the elusive strawberry snatch?
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A smell and taste akin to an Eskimo fishmonger’s burning septic-tank judging by the one that I encountered.
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Indeed.
And like licking the top of an HP7 too….
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Speaking of cheese….
During my Buy British campaign, I have recently discovered that I like Wensleydale.
Who’d Have thunk it.
Tarra a bit.
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I love ginger cock.Wrong,but everyone has their vice. However, am really struggling today to resist the urge to murder James O’Brien.
EU loving leftie scum cunt.
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Hate cunts who refuse to wash line the stinky fucks up and mow up down with a firing squad, tho the girl in the photo wouldn’t mind washing her
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I was always told, cleanliness comes next to godliness, I wonder if that’s why the peaceful always smell so bad? Nobody or nothing has a stench like those dirty cunts.
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No excuse for not washing or poor hygiene. Even squaddies on 6 week field excercise manage to wash the cow-pat stains off their faces, clean their balls and pits with wet-wipes and shave every 24 hours without fail…..
Leaves no excuse for these cretin arty-farty student types and general fatty Kyle slobs who inhabit Gregg’s bakery that seem to be the main offenders in the lack of hygiene stakes. It’s fucking scum like this who really grip my shit.
These bastards should be publicly jet washed then powdered with lice killer like the inmates used to get in Alcatraz nick.
Fucking CUNTS the lot of’em.
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I worked in sub zero temperatures a couple of times 6 days on 1 day off.
on my day off I would go to a hotel/Gym where I would strip off and have a shower, the laundry would lend me clothes whilst mine were washed, but christ they really smelt offensive when you came out the shower and went to pick them up.
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I work with a couple of people who manage to stink of sweat by the time they start work at 7:00am.
This is simply inexcusable – a bar of soap costs less than 50p and a can of deodorant is around £1.50. The soap will easily last a week and the deodorant will last a month which means that it would only cost 12p per day for the privilege of not smelling like a fucking polecat.
When challenged, one once said to me “There’s n’owt wrong with a bit of good honest sweat” to which I replied “No, there’s nothing wrong with a bit of good honest deodorant and showering twice a day”.
(Smelly) Cunts!
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Dog Almighty . I’m out of internet range for 48 hours and ISAC starts to self-destruct. What is wrong with you cunters? Just look at that photo. Don’t you want to jump in there with her? Rub your hands all over that deliciously slimy body? Slowly slide those skimpy panties down those wonderfully mucky thighs? Gently rub that mud-filled — ah, ah, aaaagh. Now, what was I saying…..
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