The Markles
Never been an anti royalist before, as they did their thing, and I did mine, and that was that. However, since Harry hooked up with that woman, they have become big news. Not discretely tucked away just before the ‘and finally’ bit, but fucking headline material. Recently, you can’t turn on the tv or read the news without acres of pictures and footage of that simpering bint clutching her guts like last nights vindaloo is about to fill her knickers. And, if that isn’t annoying enough, we have her trashy family playing out their domestic woes on an uninterested public, already battered into a coma by blanket negative coverage of Brexit and Trump. Please fuck off, the lot of you, at least the scummy Kardashians stick to the sidebar of shame.
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye
It feels as if Megan Markle has fallen in a blender with that disgusting Sarah Ferguson trollop and Princess Diana, and come out as “DiFerg” with a taste of the tar brush.
Spoilt untalented little actress whose dad seems as unpleasant as old Major Ron Ferguson – wonfder if Megan’s dad will be found in a knocking shop undergoing “therapeutic” massage.
This is the real sum end of the Royal Family – Pikey Royals, if you like, when you look at the bearded wonder, little Jimmy’s lad.
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Untalented actress is the key word here, she did like 2 big budget films and they are all shite. One was a romantic comedy drama Remember Me and she had a small part role in Horrible Bosses , Her television career is a bit bigger then her filmography but not by much and again not much screen time or notable performances
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I bet the kid comes out singing mammy.
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This whole Markles /Ginger Nuts farce is perfectly symbolic of our basket case times. And Meghan’s no blacker than the Archcunt of Cunterbury imo. Her so called mother is an imposter. Has anyone run a DNA test?
Great cunting Gutstick, btw.
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So suddenly the news is saturated with some cunt name orf Keef Flint. Topped hisself. Never heard orf the cunt. Enlightenment anybody?
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With your ‘Spontaneous Human Combustion’ nom mind Sir Limply his most famous song was ‘Firestarter’. He also sang ‘Smack Ma Bitch Up’. The video to this second was a lad’s night out drinking and screwing but then it turned out to be woman. Surprise suprise. His haircut consisted of two blond gelled spikes at the sides. Otherwise he was bald.
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I am the firefarter, twisted firefarter…
“smack my bitch up” is a pretty iconic tune Sir Limpy, its played at many Chav weddings and gypsy parties
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I seem to remember this jolly ditty from FlapEars and Lady Died’s nuptials at the Abbey…
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Flint. Maybe he was possessed of his name? Firestarter.
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Ironically, their best track was ‘No Good’ (but it was pretty good IM formerly mushroom-addled O) Did bring a bit of much needed excitement into the world of synths.
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He sang a nice little ditty called ‘ Smack My Bitch Up’.
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Apparently Jezbollah tabled a motion in the Commons back in 1997, urging the House to express outrage and disgust at the apparent endorsement of male on female violence.
The problem is that the daft cunt never watched the video.
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The one redeeming fact about the family is that Dad is a prime, aged-in-bourbon-barrels, pork ‘n beans redneck hick, and I hope he makes as much aggravation as he can, to embarrass his upstart daughter. Worrying to think that when HM and Phil are pushing up the daisies there will be no-one to keep Meghan under control.
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I hereby volunteer. I like dishing out a bit of discipline.
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Just yer average bunch of grabby,feckless Cunts the same as every other family when they think that there’s a bob or two in it for them….although,when it comes to being grabby,feckless Cunts,the Markels have probably met their match in the Windsor Clan.
Fuck them.
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Hi Mr Fiddler, you still in Linton village
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Yes. Why don’t you come round and knock on my door? Be sure when I answer to say “You’re a Dick Fiddler,and you’re a Cunt”…if I seem slightly confused,it’s because I’m slightly deaf,so just keep shouting it louder and louder until I get the message.
Can’t wait for your visit.
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Agreed, sadly…
The other bint (Cambridge ??) is reported in the snoozepapers as unable to wait for her fourth sprog to drop.
Looks like you don’t have to be an eggand or a slime to breed like…
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter are pissed off with their habits being ascribed in vain, and would wish people to know that they lead quite blameless lives.
I am reliably informed they have an excellent recipe for Windsor-Baby Pie.
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🎶The Ma-arkles…🎶
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Reckon WC’s on the mark. She’s going to be another loose cannon like Fergie or Diana.
Some good entertainment in prospect, with any luck.
PS
Hi OC. Any idea why ALL of my posts are now going into ‘Mod’?
Regards
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No idea Ron. Wordcunt being Wordcunt I guess.
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Thanks anyway mate. It’s an annoying bastard
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His mum loved the tar brush as well so the apple has not fallen far from the tree.
She is a cunt, but i hope she stitches up the cunt for falling for it all in the first place. And takes that bald cunt brother and his appendix with him.
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You can always rely upon trailer trash to provide endless uncouth entertainment for years to come. My advice is, we simply sit back with the popcorn and enjoy the ride.! Mind, ginger top aint gonna find it funny !
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BTW! The sprog is allegedly genderless ( noo age parenting ) that is gonna be fucking awkward for a title ! Prin????.
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Remarkable name Markle.
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That fat hillbilly the grandpa or her dad? He has a strong look of disapproval on his face like my daughter is a ni**er fucker lol That tshirt is pretty telling to Ha we’re married I hate post irony what a cunt
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Looking forward to “can’t pay we’ll take it away” from Buck house.
The ginger twat has got to be the biggest embarrassment to royalty since fucking nero.
I’ve the silly cunt had gone on naked attraction to pick someone he could hardly have done worse.
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Yes, with you on this.
I have the utmost respect for Queenie and Princess Anne (although she is a miserable old horse) as they work damned hard and mostly on the down low, without making a song and dance about everything they do, but since Markle has entered the arena, all you fucking see these days are vacuous stories about her latest outfit and how big her fucking bump is getting.
I for one could not give a strained-out shite.
It is ‘the Diana thing’ all over again. Every simpering, eyelash flapping glance, every stroke of some random baby’s face, every coo and sympathetic look when in the presence of poor, sick bastards.
It is truly vomit inducing.
If it isn’t her, it is bloody Kate and stories about her and her ball and chain pulling pints in an Irish pub…….oh the hilarity.
I repeat – who actually gives a fucking fuck?
CUNTS.
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Good question Nurse Cunty “who actually gives a fucking fuck?” indeed.
Apparently a disturbingly unfeasible number of cunts do, otherwise the MSM wouldn’t be falling over each other to disseminate this shite. Big business cares. And it’s a useful ‘bread and circuses’ tool of Government.
No one I know cares.
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Sweet Jesus, I cannot abide this woman, with her belly-cradling, adoring-eyed, sickly grinning act. BUT we all know how it’s going to end and I am going to enjoy the show. And if there are more trailer park trash rellies to come out of the woodwork, then come on down and join the picnic.
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Can she not be encouraged to head for the nearest minefield with a metal detector (appropriate for a gold-digger…) ?
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Poor old Harry is being turned into a new vegan ball less guy as we speak. No drinking or smoking. The missus hates it. Can’t be long till he’s seen with a man bag now.
Silly cunt.
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Manbag hahaha!!
Brilliant.
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An image comes to mind-the State Opening of Parliament-all the pomp and ceremony-the Queen and Prince Philip in their regalia waving from their horse-drawn trailer.
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Rumour has it that the new baby will be called Terry,- after the chocolate orange. Boo boom!
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The middle name is Duracell, allegedly!
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