Brexit Hoarders/Preppers
I am amazed at the number of (ostensibly) normal people who are openly stockpiling products in advance of 29th March.
There was some cunt on Radio 4 yesterday afternoon (The Food Programme) saying that he’d ordered 10Kg of seed potatoes so he could sow them and “share” the expected 200-400Kg crop should things “get sticky”. Asked for a scenario which would necessitate this, he replied “Oh, a bad snow storm WHEN the supermarket shelves ARE empty (both my emphasis)”.
They’re not all going to be empty for fuck’s sake! OK, there may be a shortage of quinoa for a week or 2 but if you’re that desperate, mix some cat litter with wallpaper paste and you’ll get a similar taste/texture/result.
The stupid twat also said that he was stockpiling powdered mash which doesn’t say much for the confidence he has in his own plan.
I buy food from supermarkets but also from my local Farm Shop. Apart from the overstock/short date ex-supermarket produce the farm shop sells, everything else is UK sourced and mostly competitive.
I think we’ll survive.
Now, where’s my crossbow and trapper hat….
Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet
We are currently a net exporter of potatoes. Aforementioned cunt is likely to be sharing his potatoes only with slugs and assorted blights. Not sure the quinoa supply will be much affected either, doesn’t it come from Colombia on the cocaine flights?
Not to worry. Any panic buying will give the illusion of economic activity, which can usefully be spun as a positive outcome of Brexit. Think devious.
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Quinoa?
I’d rather eat the packet it comes in.
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Yeah I got the quinoa lecture the other day. It was like he was trying to sell me Amway.
That is exactly what the expression “fuck off” is for.
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These people are either paranoid, Remainacs, or fuckwits.
Scientists say the World consists of protons, electrons, neutrons, and, in this case, morons.
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They are (in the event of a true crisis) merely stock piling for the hardest man in their area. If the level of total bollocks ever happened (which it won’t) a tough cunt will merely come round, threaten brexit hoarding cunt with proper violence (I hope the hard man is a Pole, Romanian, Albanian or even a peaceful) and take their tins of spaghetti hoops and fuck off.
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Nutjobs. Unmitigated nutjobs.
I saw an article about some twat in Wales who has been stockpiling food and supplies for herself and her dog in the oh so very probable event of a devastating apocalypse post-Brexit.
What the actual fuck?
All some people have to do is read some doom laden story about possible shortages after the neverending get out of the E-Spew is finally done and over and they go into panic mode, like their arse is on fire. Bloody fucktards.
GET A GRIP!!
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Agree completely Nurse. I won’t be hoarding anything…well apart from bog rolls
maybe coffee and tea
tins of beans
bottles of Martini
Manchego cheese….
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and Greggs sausage rolls
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As long as there are no shortages of chocolate buttons or a brew, I for one won’t panic, Sir knee.
Bigger and better things to worry about, frankly.
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Brexit Hoarders, save your over the top Doomsday style prepping for when the peacefuls finally outbreed us, take over and ban pork and alcohol. That’s if the militant vegan headbanging Stasi hasn’t got there first and forced a mung bean and lentil dictatorship upon us.
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I don’t give a fuck. I’ve hoarded loads of pile ointment.
I’m not getting caught with my trousers down.
Good afternoon.
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I don’t get it at All, hoarding in the UK, what a joke…. I can live without tomatoes and lettuce haha.
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Surely a non eu country manufactures tomatoes and lettuce? Why not buy from them, some African shit hole might get them cheaper. I grow my own tomatoes anyway so well stocked from April to October
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Who’s going to stockpile Queen Liz and her expanding family?
In years to come, all these malevolent fools will deny they believed in any of this nonsense, deny hoarding paraphernalia, and deny that they ever believed any of the Fear piped out from EU followers’mouths.
I detest the spectacle of self-deception.
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We hoard shit all the year round, come rain or shine, regardless.
We currently have: twenty 8 litre bags of Sainsbury’s clumping cat litter, 19 canisters of ‘Oust’ (the wife’s…) 37 grapefruit juice concentrates, 2 freezers full of meat + bread, 11 jars of Kenko rich (+ 12 150g refills), a ton of liquid soaps, mouthwashes galore (mostly the wife’s), a cupboard groaning with cleaning products (hardly ever used), 42 rolls of Nicky toilet paper, 9 bottles of Lea & Perrins, 32 boxes of Cup-a-Soup (the wife’s again…)
Best stop there… I sense your eyes have glazed over.
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Oust the wife?!
I need some of that product, RTC!
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Evening Mr Cunt Engine. It hasn’t worked on mine yet, I’m thinking of trying something a little stronger…
https://www.amazon.com/SABRE-Pepper-Spray-Standalone-Protection/dp/B07N7R8L5Y
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I’ve always found Wilkinsons rat and mouse killer to be very effective.
Four sachets are usually enough, unless you have a fatty,then I would recommend another two.
This should be a fairly reliable guide, as it has taken me quite some time to develop the technique or ‘ Jacky’s Winning Formula ‘ as I like to call it.
Anyway, must go.
Just taking Mrs. Cunters bedtime cocoa up.
Urk ! Urk !
Coming dear …………
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Sleeping like a baby.
Goodnight gentlemen.
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How much ossiphrage, fois gras, and larks tongues are you laying by?
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One larks tongues in aspic… erm… that’s it.
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A-ha……a fan of Mr Fripp and his Merrie Men ?
LTIA. Decent effort if lacking the majesty of “Court”
Reunion Gig coming soon I read.
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I personally liked In court of the crimson king over the more avant garde sounding larks tongues in aspic then again Red is a close second
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You’ll get no disagreement here – Court of the Crimson King rules!
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Hoarding makes sense to remoaners. After all the whole thrust of the remoaner philosophy is that YOU personally are going to be worse off economically, ask any remoaner and they repeat the same shit they’ve been fed every day for 3 cunting years. The blatantly selfish act of hoarding is simply the logical extension of that thinking.
I suspect the overwhelming majority of these grasping greedy cunts will be women. Their brains are like sponges and absorb any old bollocks that’s fed to them. Just as well really…….how else would we persuade them to let us fuck them?
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I hoard to keep shopping trips to a minimum so I can avoid witnessing the thousands of noisy East Europeans and pug-ugly Big Issue Romanians infesting our town turning it into a shithole.
Besides, shopping is a massive bore however you slice it.
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RTC, stop hoarding those copies of the Big’ishoo and dig a bit deeper for those selfless, non-burglaring Romanian beggars. Those Mercedes aren’t going to pay for themselves.
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Jawohl mein Herr Kapitän!
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What a soppy bunch of tossers. I hope some burglars (turd or otherwise) pay them a visit.
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Why hoards food when you can simply rob the twats who have!
Hoarding is best done in secret….
Thick cunts.
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For a mere £295 you can buy a Brexit box : –
SUMMARY (from the selling site)
‘This brexit box is a great start to help you overcome Brexit worries of no food in the shops. It contains a variety of the ‘Fuel Your Preparation’ freeze dried food range of delicious meals and a water filter to kick start yor Brexit stockpiling. A type of food insurance with a lifespan of up to 25 years – this really is the best you can get when being prepared for Brexit.’
I fucking kid you not. Selling well in London it seems.
Now who is the cunt? The seller or purchaser. You decide.
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Wish I had came up with that idea.
A real “I saw you coming” opportunity.
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£595 buys you the deluxe Brexit Box.
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Remember all the cunts that hoarded over the millennium when all the computers would self destruct in 15 seconds. Hoard wankers
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The only cunts i know who are spooked by Brexit are mentally invalid bottom-feeders and scroungers, and can’t afford to hoard.
Cunts.
The only stuff worth stocking up on is booze and hot chilli sauce. After that, nothing is unpalatable.
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If they run out of coop brandy, there will be blood.
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You know what’s going to happen after March 29th ? ‘Fuck All ‘ Everything will carry on as usual . That’s providing The British media shut the fuck up .
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I notice that the stupid cunt never misses the opportunity to virtue signal that he would ‘share’ if necessary. Like fuck he would. If the nightmare scenario he envisages ever did come to pass ( which it wont the daft cunt) then I am certain he would shoot your balls off with a sawn off if you ever went near his fucking potatoes.
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Non-cunt of the year so far?
Liam Neeson
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Cunts going off their rockers because he said he wanted to beat up a rapist but not just any rapist a highly respected black rapist lol good knowing you Liam Neeson get ready to be unpersoned by big brother lol just start apologising everyday and saying how much you love PoC
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Did he happen to mention he had a new mindless movie to plug? Just another thick, publicity grubbing celebricunt.
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No sympathy for Liam creampuff after he was emphatic towards peacefuls. I remember few years ago he said he got spiritual and teary eyed after hearing the call to prayer while working on a film in turkey silly phony cunt
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The islamic call to prayer also called Adhan, I would link you cunters a video of it but I thought I would avert your ears from listening to such rubbish Its headaching believe me once you hear it you cant unhear it ever again
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Whilst last-minute revising for my level 3 electrical science & principles today in the college library, I had the misfortune to see a book by James O’ Wankstain – “How to be right” or some other crap title. I felt like wiping my arse on it, or burning it.
Has the inbred cunt ever stopped, just for a picosecond, to consider that he might be wrong. There were a load of plaudits from the usual tosspots on the back, but at least they had the decency to print one fron The Snu, which was brief and stingingly vitriolic. It’s worth looking at the back cover, just for that.
I hope that O’Twathead will drink prosecco and cyanide when we leave the EU. Maybe people like him might just break down, and get washed away (or flushed…).
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A few reviews…
Sanctimonious drivel from the worlds most famous champagne socialist. Gave it a go as his written words might offer a new perspective, but it is exactly the same as his daily echo chamber.
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James O Brien, the sneering, condescending voice of the ‘educated’ left in Britain today.
Anyone who listens regularly to LBC will know that this is a man who is so insecure in his own views, opinions and ideas that he never lets people speak for more than 2 seconds before interrupting them or shutting them down.
He is the adult equivalent of a child going ‘la la la la la i’m not listening la la la la’. He is nowhere near as clever as he thinks. This book will delight his core base of smug Guardian readers who look down on the rest of us with an undeserved sense of superiority.
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James O’Brien is clueless he is a terrible interviewer speaking over his guests and changing the subject every time somebody makes a valid point if it doesn’t suit him.
This book is just more of his holier than thou preaching. The only person who thinks he is right is himself.
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As other reviewers have mentioned this is nothing more than a self indulgent celebration of the appalling way in which he wins his arguments with those callers that try to put across a point of view different from his own.
Rude, condescending, arrogant and spoilt.
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If by some miracle we do leave the fucking EU I will start listening to that dogshit cunt again just to revel in his on air mental breakdown.
The cunt is totally obsessed.
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In the New Year of 2000, the unit I was attached to moved back to the UK from Europe. Day after day in the cookhouse we were served fish pie, salmon fishcakes and salmon lasagne. Eventually, I asked the Catering Warrant Officer what was happening. Apparently, the top brass were so fearful that the Y2K bug would affect the supply chain computers that they stockpiled, you guessed it, tinned salmon.
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I wonder if Moaning Jones will be stockpiling small rodents.
On the other hand, perhaps they have been “evacuated” in case of civil disorder.
Polly Toynbee should be advised to stockpile brown paper bags to wear over her head. Failing that, a tough carrier bag and a hoover drive belt would be a good ‘alt’ facial adornment.
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Wtf do you need hiking poles for? gonna go mountain climbing or walking up steep hills anytime soon delusional twat Also Is that a bottle of red label bushmills?! Mr fiddler would be agree with that one I think
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Hiking poles are very handy. Especially when they are hiking back to Poland.
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Probably in case any hippies need to go hiking out into wilds to forage for mushrooms, berries etc…….. Although I’ve never understood the need for hiking sticks anyway.
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The issue here is that while big supermarkets won’t directly say “start to stockpile” they privately love it and have done more than their fair share to fuel this notion that the world will end the day after a no deal Brexit.
As I stated on a previous cunting, there is a lot of profit to be made from an empty shelf!
They are absolute masters of feeding the press (indirectly of course) tales of a shortage of ‘X’ knowing full well that a) they have a surplus of ‘X’ that they cannot shift, b) the lemming instinct of our buffoon society so easily swayed by shock tactics.
The key is that they allow the stock of ‘X’ to be wiped out in 24/48hrs and then don’t replace it immediately. They leave it a few days and then trickle in supplies of ‘X’ to generate the franctic “THEY’VE GOT X IN…” (insert cunt supermarket of your choice here) and the rush goes straight to the shelves.
The following week they restock ‘X’ as normal, little bit of a mark-up (due to having to source so much at short notice – all lies), again it initially flies off the shelves. Surplus problem solved and with a tidy profit to boot.
Net result being that horder/panic cunts now have 30x ‘X’ that they will never use and it eventually gets chucked along with all the other stuff they waste on a weekly basis.
Brexit and project fear on (non-existent) food/medicine shortages is the supermarkets and big pharma’s dream scenario.
Personally, when Brexit is sorted – one way or another – and the world has been proved not to have stopped turning, I hope some nasty-minded pro Brexit politician takes these cunts to task and investigates their propaganda, and then fines the cunts for every penny of profiteering money they accrued!
Total cunts!
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Apart from the obvious cuntitude, does this idiot think he’ll stick his seed potatoes in the ground now and harvest them on 30 March if Tesco has sold out? I reckon any shortage (which will surely be as a result of hoarding idiots) will be well and truly over by the autumn, when his potatoes are ready to harvest.
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