On-line betting and specifically on-line bingo.
It is advertised as a great social activity with every fucker laughing and joking and even a fat repulsive munter saying ‘do you wanna bingo’.
It is anything but. It is a sad lonely activity aimed at parting chavs from their money. For every 9 or so idiots who partake in this activity there will be one who really can’t afford it and gets into debt. I know because 2 of my nieces have lost money they can’t afford on these sites.
Ban the fucker and fuck the cunts who promote it.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Could not agree more Cunstable.
Successfully nominated Gambling in September last year.
Gambling is rife in this country and a cancer on society. If I had my way all online gambling would be made illegal.
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Spot on. It’s an utter disgrace that these sites aren’t illegal. The only explanation is the that money from the immoral, wealthy people who run them (cunts) is more important to our politicians (cunts) than the welfare of the people they are meant to serve.
Merry Christmas
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Totally agree. cynical exploitation by greedy immoral fuckers. and fuck the fuckers who make the fuckin ads too.
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Brexit Bingo:
Hunchback at the door….. Number 10!
Amount of million common sense voters….. 17!
Two little Remainiac twats…… 22!
Ken Clarke & Soubrey, two fat cunts…..88!
Which Reich is it…… Number 4!
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When will we leave the EU?…..20..er…er….
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Blair smells of poo… 72!
Clegg Prickly-prick….65!
Junker’s wine ….number 9!
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Cables alive no5
Hezeltines at deaths door no4
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brexit time 29
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I tried it some 10 years ago with £5 introductory free in an email. I won £65 and only needed to add a tenner of my own money to cash out so I was £55 up. That was before the rules about cashing out changed and you now have to play through about 10 times what you win. In other words you win fuck all, unless you run the site, then you’re rolling in it.
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I should add that I took the money and ran, never played again.
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Used to play snooker at a club with a couple of mates in the early 1990’s. Afterwards used to chip in two quid each to play the fruit machines at 20 pence a go.
On one occasion went over to one of the three machines and noticed that the winning line was showing 3 kings (on the 4 reels). Inserted 20 pence, got a hold option and held the 3 kings. Nothing. Inserted another 20 pence and again got a hold option. Held the three kings and span the 4th reel. A king. Lots of lights and a cash payout of £200.
This provoked the start of a fight on the two guys playing on the next machine, who had been playing on the winning machine only a few minutes earlier, one shouting to the other “I told you to hold the kings”.
Shared the winnings out with my mates and we left.
Won £50 the following week.
By nature not a gambler, as realise odds rigged very much against me. Having said that did spend US$ 30 on the slots in Vegas.
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“Slots” hur hur… That’s what they call hookers where I come from.
Evening Willie.
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Never been a gambler and an unexpected win is, rather appropriately, like Christmas. I recall going to France on a booze cruise with my girlfriend at university in the 80’s. Trying to kill a bit of time we put £1 worth of 10p’s into a fruit machine and won 10p. I told her to gamble and, not realising it was a £100 jackpot, we won £20. It was £10 she’d gambled, not 10p. Fortune favours the ignorant.
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A fool and their money are easily parted. A successful business model for any industry, but especially successful for the gambling industry. You can fritter away your hard earned (or gifted by the benefits agency) cash on a multitude of crap, but nothing leaves you as empty as gambling. Unless you are the cunts making a killing fleecing these fucking idiots, like that slag who only took home a measly £265 million, the wicked bitch. She probably donates cash to both political parties so whoever wins will be in her debt.
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Somebody once likened gambling to praying. You forget all the ones that don’t succeed.
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I was once in a shopping precinct years ago having a cig. Did I dream this? But I am sure I heard a distant bingo caller call out- ‘on it’s own number nine’, ‘Downing Street number ten’, ‘legs eleven’ consecutively.
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A worthwhile and very necessary cunting. Look around the hoardings and shirts of many Premier League football teams – look at the salary of the split arse – almost a million quid a day FFS. Now imagine a team sponsored by Marlboro or B&H fags. Smoking kills but a fair few gamblers families would attest that gambling can kill quicker in a shorter amount of time than ciggies do. If your life has in any way been touched by gambling you have to wonder about the incredibly indolent and remarkably insidious way media has hornswaggled a gullible public into being charmed by the 21st century whore that is gambling.
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I was in my local earlier, talking to a bloke who works for bet 365, out of Gibraltar. He was rich as fuck and banned from bookies cause he made to much money out of them.
Says it all really
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William Hill casino is a cunt, immoral fuckers. a few years ago i heard about a’winning system ‘ playing roulette, basically you only bet on red or black. if you win , you change colour, if you lose you keep doubling up till you win , then change colour again.. thought i’d give it try but being a cautious fucker i played with imaginary cash. i turned £200 into £3000 in less than an hour. being also a naive fucker i decided to play with real money. only £50 and only £1 bets. fuck me ! it seemed to work! i turned my £50 into £300. obviously i should have stopped there and then but also being a greedy fucker i carried on. then something strange happened. . i placed a a bet on red, black came up, so i doubled up on red , black again. seven fucking blacks in a row! all my money gone. should have stopped there but i thought maybe i was just unlucky. exact same fuckin thing after initial gains, an unnatural run of one colour cleaned me out. i contacted WH and asked them if their wheel was just like an ordinary wheel ie entirely random. never did get a proper answer. is it legal for them to manipulate the wheel?
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I don’t think they manipulate the wheel as such. The games use a Pseudo Random Number Generator which is on an independently tested industry standard hardware card as opposed to usually timestamp seeded random number generators. This uses things like electrical noise to seed the random numbers to remove any bias from well known random number generators in programming languages like PHP, Java or ASP.NET and to prevent manipulation.
On Fixed Odds Betting Machines the pay out may be less than 78% depending on the category of the machine.
Many of the online games are rebranded versions of games written by Barcrest Games. Most of the online betting sites are based in Gibraltar.
The betting industry does not want more regulation or a return on the old “betting tax”. We can thank Gordon Fucking Brown for that one.
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That sounds exactly like a short run of luck on a real wheel. Try tossing a coin repeatedly and recording the results to see this. It makes no difference whether you change colour or not – this is the old, old martingale system: to guarantee a profit you have to make an infinite number of bets, otherwise, the old quit while you’re ahead system applies. Mug’s game. I’m with the majority of cunters on this one.
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obviously it wasn’t a ‘winning system ‘ at all and WH must have been well aware of it’ i went back and played again with their ‘pretend money’ and again ‘won’ loads of money. WH knew exactly what they were doing the evil cunts.
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Hi Richard, your system is called a “martingale”, and no, it doesn’t work. You either hit a losing streak that cleans you out (that can happen very quickly if you double the stake every time you lose), or you hit the house limit, which stops you continuing to double.
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Oh, sorry. Moral, read all the posts before posting. I am a cunt.
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