A Special Holiday Anti-Cunting

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In deference to this time of year I want to bestow an anti-cunting to whoever of you is responsible for operating this incredible forum.

This is not in any way a sycophantic arse-creep but I simply want to express my gratitude to you for providing the means to vent my spleen and read some of the most acerbic and funniest writing there is on the entire internet from decent, like-minded folk.
Whenever I’m feeling like the planet has gone to the dogs there’s always some cunt on here who can be relied upon to lift my spirits. I won’t embarrass you by naming names but one or two really are in the same class as the likes of Peter Cook (who I venture to suggest was the last genuinely innovative, world class and fearless comedian we here in the U.K. had)

I am sure every damn one of us appreciates your hard and dedicated service, day in and day out without fail, and many will respond in the affirmative to this.

Admin. Don’t be afraid to put this out there…….and feel the love coming back.

Fellow Cunts: Gawdblessya all and here’s to a 2019 in which I predict the cuntings will be dialled up to 11.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

37 thoughts on “A Special Holiday Anti-Cunting”

  1. I cunt-pletely cunt-cur with the sentiments expressed by Mr Hunt. I stumbled across the award-winning website ISAC when I typed ‘Alex Salmond is a fucking cunt’ into a search engine. BTW, point #10 in my ‘Deluded Fucks’ rant was aimed at myself not any of you.

    Dick, Fanny wants to get married in 2019 and wonders if you and Krav want to make it a double wedding.

    My final thoughts for 2018…
    https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2018/12/31/the-crimes-of-neoliberalism/

    • Mike,
      It’s with a heavy heart that I must refuse your request for Dear,Sweet Fanny’s hand in marriage. We need fresh,virile and insanity free blood introduced to the Fiddler bloodline. I’m getting past it,and as for young Kiddie…well,let’s just say that I don’t have high hopes on that particular front.
      Fanny is an imposing woman and I would genuinely fear for your well-being if you continued to fail to satisfy her.Don’t blame yourself, I,myself,am only too aware of the difficulties brought by trying to breed out impurities. My attempts to cross a male daschshund with a Great Dane weren’t a great success until I hit on the idea of a doggie sex-swing and set of step-ladders for the poor Daschshund…even then the offspring weren’t really what I’d hoped for. Which brings us back to the problem of you and Fanny. Have you considered trying to find a partner slightly nearer than Fanny to your weight range and size…Diane Abbott,perhaps?
      No, I’m sorry,but I forbid the Union. Fanny is to betrothed to Great Uncle Fiddler. I’ve watched how the Friendly People believe in keeping it “in the family” and see their point. The Fiddler fortune will not be squandered by some Fop like you buying lace-handkerchiefs and smelling-salts for your young,male Secretary. Also,the Fiddler bloodline will be doubled in strength by a successful coupling,not diluted by impure,inferior blood. I feel sure that any offspring produced by Great Uncle Fiddler and Dear Fanny will,indeed, be “Special”…just think.. twice the Fiddler sanity,what could possibly go wrong?

      As for Krav,well I’ve heard enough of those vicious rumours smearing poor Krav as a Gay…continue and you will hear from his lawyer. You can’t go around spreading the vilest of accusations unchallenged. Krav has invited me to join him and his friends on a private villa holiday in The Algarve. I’ve always loved a Lads’ trip.The rugby club organise a Jolly Boys’Trip every year which I always enjoy. I expect that Krav’s trip will be in much the same vein…drinking,snorting and Pull-A-Pig contests. The clunge had better watch out when us Lads are out on the pull…there won’t be a minge left unmolested. He assures me that “Big Barry” and “Bruce the Bear” never take “No” for an answer,sound just my type of people….the tarts won’t know what hit them….still don’t understand why Krav is so insistent about taking his pet Gerbils,though. I’m fond of my hounds but wouldn’t want to take them on a Fanny hunt….ah,well.

      Fuck Off.

      • You’re not being very inclusive with your holiday invites, Mr Fiddler…doubtless Mince Pie Guy and Bent Dennis would love to accompany Krav and yourself?

      • Oh no..Krav says that he couldn’t possibly squeeze the pair of them in,reckons that we’ll be bursting at the seams as it is….must say that I’m glad,don’t know how the rest of the Lads would take to a pair of The Gays coming on holiday with us.

        Morning Mr. Cunt-Engine

      • Dick, your disapproval has made Fanny so moist I nearly drowned when I went down there. She suggested that you are more likely to marry Uncle Kiddie than her. As for the Fiddler fortune, she tells me most of it was invested in Sir Clive Sinclair’s C5.

        I have always suspected you ‘rugger’ types as being less than heterosexual. I recall your fellow players from my university days – in denial to a ‘man.’

        Fanny’s personal confessor, the Reverend James Savile, wants to know if you and Krav favour a July or August date.

      • Actually a fair swipe of the Fiddler fortune has been dissipated in my relentless attempts to debunk what I consider to be the greatest falsehood ever …..The existence of Gay Gene.
        It will stand as my legacy. A test to expose the “Light in their Loafers” brigade for what they truly are….nothing more than attention-seekers. Nobody is born “Gay”,they merely pretend due to some twisted desire for infamy.
        I expect the Nobel committee’ll be in touch when my theory is vindicated… Services to Humanity prize, I guess…plus I’ll probably receive the thanks of many a relieved Gerbil.

        Fuck Off.

      • PS
        Mike,re. your nom. yesterday “Deluded Fucks”…you surely don’t consider me deluded,do you?….I’m the only sane Cunt on here.

      • As my dear old late Gran would put it when watching her eldest marching at the National Service Passing Out parade……

        “Every cunt is marching out of step…except for my boy “

        (Meant entirely in jest Dick and thank you for your many hilarious posts this year. HNY to all at Fiddler Towers)

      • Most of the gays have moved onto rats by now (for extra pain), Mr F…get with times!
        May I enquire as to the Fiddler experience for New Year “celebrations”?
        Letting your shotgun off near pissed pub patrons who’ve wandered out at midnight to see the fireworks and claiming any injuries to be “their fucking fault for being too near my firework stick, the silly cunts”?

  2. Fully endorsed sentiments!

    I only found this site by chance just a few months back, and it has been a blessing in disguise, not least in allowing me to vent my fury at the growing undemocratic bollocks that is currently drowning this country in a sea of cuntitude.

    My fellow contributors, especially some of the longest serving cunts, have been a delight to read, while also raising many valid and salient points that go beyond the wit of the so-called intelligentsia of the Establishment- not least those treacherous cunts at the Palace of Westminster.

    2019 will no doubt bring another tsunami of festering horseshit for us to fume at, but at least we are still able to do so as I see a day when the internet police will point its shit-stained fingers at this site and close us down for not being good little non-gender-specific personages and conforming for the greater good!

    Fuck ’em!

    And hats off to the admin crew, who sit in the background putting up with all our shit day in day out.

    Happy New Year!

    Oh, and you’re still a bunch of cunts btw

  4. I discovered Isaac a few months ago. Was bored at work and typed into phone why is etc a cunt?. To my pleasure this site popped up, I think the first cunting I read was that or the Essex pork beast herself Gemma Collins,CUNT! Not many times I genuinely laugh out loud, but fuck me, the shit she was getting was incredible and deservedly so horrible fat cunt!. Ever since then isac has been a beacon of light in this shitnado called life! To reiterate what my fellow cunters have already said THANK YOU admin for all that you do, to my fellow cunters I wish you all a prosperous 2019. Right that’s enough of the niceties let’s get CUNTING!

  5. Totally agree, admin, you are fab and doing a terrific job.
    Bent Dennis and I would like to wish you all a happy new year.
    Happy cunting, cunts.

  7. I can’t remember what I typed to get here (I think it was Diane Abbott is a cunt or something along those lines) but I know that I discovered it during late 2016. After a while of reading the posts I thought I would finally join in myself in April and I haven’t looked back since. Thank you to every single one of you who makes this site what it is, and thanks to Admin for giving myself the opportunity to help out with the running of the best site on the internet. Oh, and above all thank you to Dioclese and The Eye for initially setting this site up and providing this sanctuary for us.

  8. Discovering this site was rare high point this year. More good news: Sajid Javid has returned early from his holiday and has vowed with his French counterpart to ‘step up patrols’ in the channel. Well, Hoorah! We can save even more of them now and bring them back to Blighty to be ‘processed’ eg. stay.

  10. came here by typing aboot diane the flabbabottomus is a cunt and it is of great gratitude to find i am not alone with my rage and genuine bewilderment at the world.
    To inform educate and entertain as you do is surely the brief that the abbc fuck up could learn from.
    Greetings and warm wishes to all, jus dinna fash yersel aboot 2019, at least we are in great company.

  11. I concur wholeheartedly……
    When someone (as I did a couple of years ago) types in “Tony Blair is a cunt” it should bring them straight to like minded cunters where they can vent their spleens in peace.
    ISAC provides a very valuable service to society.
    Happy New year to all, here’s to another year of cunting cunts.

  12. We all know that Maybot will probably take up a large portion of the cuntings next year though. She certainly did this year.

  14. I came here via a “Russell Brand is a cunt” search.
    I’m exceedingly grateful to the shambolic bollocks-spouting bellend for leading me to this remote outpost of sanity in an apparently desintegrating world.
    Here’s to another year of giving the world’s cunts absolute hell.

    They deserve it…

  15. A massive thanks to the various admin cunters who keep this golden nugget alive and us all a bit saner!.
    What a sore and what a fucking brilliant cabal of cunters. We’ve not always agreed but that’s the fucking point. I worry for this site from the thought police next year I really do …..and we probably individually are already flagged somewhere for watching. The amount of new faces shows how much others in this age of cuntishness have had enough.

    One thing I have noticed and it’s due to the total betrayal of the British voter is that we’ve lost some humour in our posts over last year or so. I used to laugh like fuck at most of the posts but mostly now sit nodding in fucking rage at them.
    So welcome new cunters …thanks admin and a happy cunting 2019 to you all….we won’t be bereft of subject matter

  16. Can’t remember how I got here to be honest but I’m so glad that I did. The stand out thing is the absence of arguing and cunting of fellow cunters. ( dismissal if you do)
    Not just the cuntings but the way they are done is by far the best part. There’s always something in there to bring a laugh out loud moment.
    Finally to Krav and mince pie. Not my scene but you are a pair of legends. Hats off to you.
    Happy new year all my fellow cunts.
    Fuck off!

    • You self congratulatory arse vomit spewing cunts. Sadly ISAC’s surprising longevity has allowed too many cunt creatures to fester in the pool. As somewhat orf a veteran now I shall put in me two pennorth and attempt to inject a spot orf discipline you puling simpering cunts. Praise be to the original founders orf the site and those that followed on in the face orf regular storms in teacups, gay tizzies, heavies from M’Learned Friends and regular visits with intimidation from the filth.
      A number orf times ISAC has been on its arse yet with the applied dedication orf certain cunters has risen each time from the ashes.
      Gawd forbid that ISAC should now become a “let’s all hold hands and blow” safe space with therapy option for middle aged failed relationship failed career impotent slap head wobbly gutted cunts that delude themselves that they are writers with talent. Aw diddums don’t like it? Try falling oit orf love with yourselves. Man hugs all roinde now guys.
      A cunt is a CUNT, fuck the holistics.
      Man up you cunts.

      Bye the bye, above does not include you if you are genuine serving or former forces and/or on the same medication as me.

  17. Isaac. Your arselicking is commendable.
    Have you thought of applying for BBC Royal correspondent?

  18. If I remember correctly the swivel-eyed cunt Corbyn brought me to this fantastic website a couple of years ago. Maybe he deserves to be uncunted for that one redeeming feature! I can’t thank him enough, or for that matter the admins who perform such noble work in keeping this hallowed website going. What would we do without this glorious cunters’ playground? All the best to all you fellow cunters for 2019. Long may the cuntings continue.

  19. You self congratulatory arse vomit spewing cunts. Sadly ISAC’s surprising longevity has allowed too many cunt creatures to fester in the pool. As somewhat orf a veteran now I shall put in me two pennorth and attempt to inject a spot orf discipline you puling simpering cunts. Praise be to the original founders orf the site and those that followed on in the face orf regular storms in teacups, gay tizzies, heavies from M’Learned Friends and regular visits with intimidation from the filth.
    A number orf times ISAC has been on its arse yet with the applied dedication orf certain cunters has risen each time from the ashes.
    Gawd forbid that ISAC should now become a “let’s all hold hands and blow” safe space with therapy option for middle aged failed relationship failed career impotent slap head wobbly gutted cunts that delude themselves that they are writers with talent. Aw diddums don’t like it? Try falling oit orf love with yourselves. Man hugs all roinde now guys.
    A cunt is a CUNT, fuck the holistics.
    Man up you cunts.

    Bye the bye, above does not include you if you are genuine serving or former forces and/or on the medication I am.

    • Yeah, it is kind of a safe space. A safe space for those of us who are pissed off with the politically correct direction in which society is heading and who have nowhere else to go.

  20. Hear bloody hear!
    For anyone here who missed it when I posted earlier;

    A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO CUNTERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ron

  21. I stumbled across ISAC when researching my hypothesis that all young blokes with beards are cunts (I can’t help it – I spent 22 years being obliged to shave by Queen’s Regulations). On ISAC, I have found good evidence that blokes with beards are actually cunts.

    Thanks to the Admin team and all cunters for keeping me sane. In fact, it’s done more than that; now I’ve left the Army and have the pension, I’m not afraid to confront cunts in ordinary life. There’s a lot of them out there, so we have much work to do….

    • I think I speak for everyone when I say thanks for your service Sgt Maj Cunt. Same goes for HenryV, QDM and all the other army vets here.

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