Mitch Winehouse

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We all know how he pressured the reluctant Amy to go to stage school as a kid and pressured her to be a ‘star’… We also know about how he cashed in on his daughter and used her to get rich and a (very low) form of celebrity for himself… And it’s well known he was shanting it up (on his daughter’s money) in New York with the (don’t laugh) Mitch Winehouse Band as his daughter, Amy, was dying in London… Now this human leech is sending his dead child out on tour as a fucking hologram…

A hologram of Amy Winehouse will tour the world next year…. The hologram, which will use her original voice recordings, will be projected onto a stage in front of a live band…The late singer’s dad Mitch is on board, saying: “Our daughter’s music touched the lives of millions of people and it means everything that her legacy will continue….”

Is there nothing that this fucking parasite won’t do?! He’s cashed in on his daughter (alive and dead) many times before, but this mawkish shit is the bottom of the barrel being well and truly scraped…. If he had samples of Amy’s piss, this grasping cunt would bottle it and sell it…. A truly disgusting and despicable cunt…

Nominated by Norman

64 thoughts on “Mitch Winehouse”

  1. Quote – “Our daughter’s music touched the lives of millions of people and it means everything that her legacy will continue….”

    Which really reads…

    “Our daughter’s music generated millions of pounds for me, and it means everything if I can squeeze her legacy a little longer by any means possible…”

    I hope he has a massive heart attack and drops down dead in a pile of steaming horse shit. Then her fans can piss on his grave and scrawl “cunt” in his tombstone

    Cunt

  2. A great cunting by Normski, but as Cuntflap alluded above, both father and daughter shared the same DNA-programmed traits of selfishness and self-indulgence.

    This Mitch Shithouse clearly gives not a parp on the purple parsnip about his now dead daughter, whose cremains now reside in an urn. I am surprised he has not tried to auction OXO cubed sized sampled of genuine Winehouse cremains to bolster his bank balance further. If it were legal he would probably try to pull a similar cuntish stunt.

    But yes, by Christ what a supreme cunt.

    • Heroin laced oxo. That could really give my sunday roast gravy the pizzazz it needs to take it to the next level.

    • Too true Paul.. Mitch Shitehouse exploited Amy like fuck, but -like her daddy – she was also a scrote… She could have sacked him, got better management and risen above it once the power was in her hands… But scum breeds scum as they say… And I suppose being scum and a daddy’s girl is quite a deadly combination? Well, obviously it is…. I’m just wondering how long it will be before Adele hits the bottle and the marching powder in spectacular fashion (if she hasn’t already)…

  3. Went to see Widows. As a huge fan of the original I thought it would be interesting. Unfortunately,it was oppression obsessed,white police killing da nigggers,etc.

    CRAP.

  4. Oh,also some tree swinger on LBC just now said The Donald did not go to the cemetery because it was full of Black war hero’s. No,he didn’t go because he was advised not to fly and a hastily arranged motorcade would have meant no one else would have able to drive their. The president makes no distinction between colour so fuck off you self righteous cunt.

    • Interesting that Reuters got hold of the ‘rained-off’ story – if anyone not directly subject to Donald has a direct line to the White House, they must have – and that, in true Donald fashion, a ‘clarification’ was then issued. Which suggests that the Belleau visit was subject to change at the last minute. It wasn’t. It had been planned in advance, included on the official itinerary and, I might be forgiven in assuming, its impact on traffic and security cleared in advance with the French authorities. As Voice of America (fake news?) confirmed on the 9th.

      https://www.voanews.com/a/trump-to-attend-wwi-centenary-in-paris-as-france-warns-of-threats-to-europe/4651316.html

      Trump is a cunt, and a cunt in denial.

      • and slagging off the Californian fire department forestry pople still in the midst of it. Thick cunt.

      • I thought Denile was a river in Egypt?
        I wish we had a cunt like him, he would sort out Barnier, Macron, Tusk and Merkel in a day. A cunt he might be but hes a cunt who gets things done. Some kind of cunt who has decimated unemployment, insists on stopping labour and companies leaving for the East, puts more money in the average Joe’s pocket, stops his country being filled with low skilled, uneducated, highly benefit reliant prolific breeding south American cunts, puts his country first, weeds out the slimy mire of cunts hanging around at the highest level being paid fortunes for nothing other than feeding lies and false information to the fake media, has put the illegals on notice that their time is up. Fronted out every conspiracy against him (Russian collusion, tarts and whores crawling out the woodwork, subversion and corruption) despite the dims and fake media spending billions on proof that is yet to be shown. They cant even pin a parking ticket on him. Above all he broke the dynasty of self aggrandisement, corruption and the baton of greed passing from Barry Soetoro to Killary Cunton and her dirty old impeached intern bothering husband. If Trump is a cunt, he is my kind of cunt.

      • Be interested to see if he is still your kind of cunt a couple more years down the line. Just saying; his achievements have been monumentally overhyped, principally benefitting his personal voter base ( who have been craftily encouraged to believe that this not very good speculator and his inherited wealth somehow mean he’s on their side) and we have only his word for much of them. A POTUS who lies as a reflex, doesn’t do detail or diplomacy, governs by Twitter and who may yet prove to be beholden to Russian interests is not a good POTUS. Certainly he shakes things up, and indeed breaks things. Trouble is he doesn’t pick the pieces up.

      • “why wouldn’t it be Californian forestry management?”

        “Actually, I meant to say, why ‘would’ it be….?”

      • Whilst i agree with most of his antics, He is a 24 carat cunt for doing this. Why would he give 2 fucks about French Traffic? He would give none in the US traffic when he needs to get around and they are his own people.

        You’re in the hole Donald, stop digging you Orange cunt.

  5. Georgi Kinkladze is a cunt…

    “I said no to United…. City fans had better clothes”…. Back in Manchester, the one ex City player who may just have got in Guardiola’s team…. Georgi Kinkladze exclusive interview….

    Absolutely laughable… More up themselves shit about Abu Dhabi City… Like Colin Bell (the greatest City player ever) wouldn’t get into their side? What a load of nu-footie post Premiership crap… As for ‘Kinkyslag’? Did this Iron Curtain village idiot also think the Moss Side boys had better Village People taches? Let me guess, he thought all Mancunians looked like those Gallagher cunts?.. Just more bullshit from The Liars’ stable…. This is the City ‘legend’ who suffered 2 relegations in 3 marvellous (for Reds) seasons and who hit the peaks of Ajax Reserves, Derby County and, er, Anorthosis (Who they?!) after supposedly rejecting United… Typical Bertie Magoo bullshit… Fergie wouldn’t have given him the time of day… So fuck off ‘Georgi’ you bitter blue fat beetroot eating Lada driving pig ignorant cunt…

    • Bollocks he said no to United. Wishful thinking. As George said, 98% of all footballers would play for United, the other 2% are liars although if he had watched yesterdays shite he may wish to eat his words.
      If you read down this far Norman (or whoever has the music in them) – know ye of a band from the 70’s called Big Star? What’s your opinion?

      • I thought it was McQueen that said the ‘98%’ quote when he signed…. Big Star were a good band… Fronted by Alex Chilton and Chris Bell (both sadly dead) they were powerpop par excellence… Like Badfinger with more vinegar…. ‘In The Street’ is a top track and ‘September Gurls’ is too….

      • Well on that recommendation I will give them a listen, thanks 😉
        Apologies for looking a cunt at the home of cunts. It was Gordon McQueen and it was 99%

  6. Doctor Who writer Vinay Patel praises “more diverse cast” and hopes ‘Demons of the Punjab’ will get people talking….

    “I just wanted to bring it to a wider audience…”

    Wider audience meaning peacefuls? They’ve got them fucking writing it now? I hope the show I loved as a young ‘un now gets cancelled and dies like a dog…. Fucking jeldi!

    • Apparently the viewing figures for doctor who are falling through the floor since he became a she and they ratcheted up the PC agenda even more.

      I watched the first two episodes out of curiosity and you know you’ve got a real piece of shite on your hands when Bradley Walsh is the best thing in it.

      Apparently yesterday’s episode was about the partitioning of India. You don’t even need to watch it to know that it’s going to be a snackbar wankfest.

      • Despite the massive drop in viewing figures, the desperate lefty libtards will come out with a statement implying that all those viewers who tuned out are “typical racist, sexist, homophobic Brexit supporters who are stuck in the past. Good riddance to them!”

      • The first Doc I remember was Jon Pertwee- brilliant.Then my favourite Doctor of them all Tom Baker-watched every episode for 7 years,As I hit my teens began to lose interest,not because of a change in Doctors but because I had other er things on my mind.Stopped watching around 1988 when I think Sylvester McCoy was the Doc.Havent seen a single episode since.If I have the time I will try and watch any surviving episodes of the original 1960s Doctors.And the theme music-at least 20 years ahead of its time.

      • My childhood and teen era were Pertwee and Baker. Baker, was the master in all senses of the word and made for the perfect eccentric/eclectic doctor I always imagined.

        Of course he’s trusty side-kick Leia (?) and K9 just added to the greatness of the Who back in the 70s

        These days it should be renamed “Dr What The Fuck?”

    • Just out of interest I watched about 15 seconds of Dr Who yesterday.

      Apart from the extremely unconvincing badly hammy acted Doctor, not a white face to be seen.

      From what I have seen will not last much longer. Pathetic.

  7. Or how Dr who liberates the Parking Stanleys and Indians by removing the partition between their nations. Send the Daleks in to destroy any colonial infrastructure , take them back to year dot and they live happily ever after.
    Outro music played at the end of the episode….. Meet the gang / cos the boys are here the boys to entertain you….. Land of hope and Glory.. SHUUUUT UP.

  9. Excellent cunting!!
    Well I can only assume that Amy winehouse was cremated and not buried or we could be looking at her being exhumed and put back on the road by the grasping Cunt!
    So much for letting people rest in peace , I particularly dislike the way mr shithouse makes out that it’s all about her legacy and the fans? Really? Nothing to do with you filling your boots ?…..

    On other hugely irritating music matters ( as do black lives)
    I saw that those talentless Cunts the spice ( middle aged women) girls tour is a Sell out success! According to ticket(Cunt)master 700,000 idiots we queuing to buy a ticket? What the actual fuck is wrong with these Cunts?
    Apparently the vast majority are the bands original fans! So the concerts will be full of 30-35 yo utterly clueless women …..
    unfucking believable… TAXi 😂

    • I can’t believe I am about to say these very words, but the only one of these cunts who comes out with any credit is Victoria Beckham for refusing to join the Marriage-Destroying One, The Scouse Irrelevant One, The Broke One and The Insipid One.

      I’m sure, as cuntly as VB is herself, she isn’t joining because it is blatantly a money-making racket and nothing else. She doesn’t need the money and if she did, could easily make the tour earnings thrice over from her Daily Mail regular photo ops in a matter of months, much less hassle too.

      The front of these ageing cunts, passing themselves off as ‘girls’ and spouting all that manufactured, cringeworthy bollocks around ‘Girl Power’… yes, ‘Girl Power’ indeed, says Gerri Halliwell as she is pictured lifting a tray of bakewell tarts from the Aga of her rich husband’s middle class utopia of a kitchen.

      Fuck off, and drag your distended klunges behind you.

  10. Good nomination. I’m not sure how long ISAC has been on the go but Mitch Winehouse deserved multiple nominations circa 2008 and especially around Amy’s death, because his cuntitude was sometimes off the scale.

    I briefly read about this stunt earlier, and the fucker’s got some brass neck to try and pass this off as anything other than exploitation of his own dead daughter.

    Anyone who goes to these crass hologramatic shows deserves all the disappointment that they get, especially for lining the pockets of this unscrupulous, monolithic cunt.

    Taxi for this shitty example of a fucking parent. One-way fare to Cuntsville.

  11. They say music is dead and these “Virtual Concerts” will be the final nail in the coffin-for NEW musicians.For the oldie and nostalgia market the skys the limit.Just look at the facts-top earning live band is The Rolling Stones,combined age circa 900 years;closely followed by the dreadful U2,combined age circa 500.Rod Stewcunt still selling out stadiums at age 73; Reg Shite aka Elton Cunt still packing em in at 70+.Its obvious where its all heading- Beatles,Led Zep,The Mighty Who,Elvis,Michael Blackson-once the technologys perfected these animated corpses will be playing in front of millions of cunts. The Fab Four Together again after 60 years.Theres fuck all Ed Sheercunt and co can do to stop it.

    • Definitely hard to see that this technology won’t be exploited for money-making by the truckload.

      Millions will pay to see a ‘resurrection’ of Freddie Mercury for starters. I know Brian May would happily flog Mercury’s bones for a few extra quids.

      • Brian May is a greedy fucker. Good guitarist and all that but his rapacious, insatiable obsession with money is obscene. He would’ve sold Freddie’s turds given the chance. I might write a cunting for him.

      • Aye the poodle haired one deserves his ISAC debut, the new film is shite by all accounts and not nearly debauched enough for Mercury’s antics.

      • Mercury is the Patron Saint of bum bandits worldwide.Some of the shit he allegedly got up to-Aids was too good for him.

  12. Excellent and well deserved cunting Norman. Winehouse should find a fucking gutter and go and lie in it. A few years ago the deluded old cunt even made a CD. It was not long after his daughter dies, and I dare say the record company was being kind to him, but the old arsewipe convinced himself he really had talent. Of course he doesn’t and he is a deluded old motherfucker.

  13. Ill only say this about The Mitch- my sister is a bank manager( the evil old cow) and through her “Work” she got to know him quite well.Apparently he gives a lot of dosh to charity and is a lovely,down to earth bloke.So he makes money out of his dead daughter-theres thousands of cunts living off the earnings of their long gone celebrity relatives.So yeah he is a cunt but not anywhere near the normal level required for a full on cunting.

  14. Years ago I heard about Amy Winehouse and looked on YouTube to see what all the fuss was about. I still don’t know. Some female singers can get away with sounding awful if they look good. That didn’t work for her either. Maybe she looks better these days.

  15. Mitch Winehouse , as usual with me i have to ask Mitch Winehouse, who he , and Amy Winehouse, who she?. Feck me i am an uneducated insular heathen, a popular culture free zone, no wonder im single.
    Fucking good job.

    • I wish I were in your shoes Civvy,I seem to have heard of almost every cunt we nominate.Sad old Cunt aint I?

      • It can be a disadvantage CrU i get left out of all the hip upto the minute conversations with people.
        Hang on thats an advantage really.

  17. So Mitch her dad, was Amys manager too? managers get a large cut of tour or album sales I wonder who benefited the most from her death? would it be inconvenienceable to suggest he had her killed? I know she died of alcohol poisoning but who knows right

  18. I saw a pair of photos of Amy somewhere recently. In the first, taken in her early 20’s she is wearing a short tight dress and looks a right tasty sort. In the second, taken shortly before her death her arms and legs are like pencils and she looks about 20 years older. It would make a good anti drugs poster, to be displayed in schools.
    If this cunt was her manager, as well as her father, i’d like to know what the fuck he was doing when all this shit was going on.

    • It’s clear from comments above that some of you have got the right hump over the libtard hijacking of ‘Doctor Who’.
      I recently went into the comments and complaints section of Al-Beebra’s website to comment about the politicised content of what used to be an early evening family show. It took about five minutes, and I’d urge you to do the same, as it might serve to annoy these right on, up their own arse cunts.

      • I would say to them Doctor Who and the Tardis needs bringing back down to earth and re-lauched as a sci-fi fantasy. It’s not rocket science.

  20. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that , in the first photo, she didn’t have her body disfigured by those poxy tattoos like somebody had just thrown a bucket of shit at her.
    Dozy mare.

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