Bono [14]

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Okay, okay, I know it’s a case of ‘been there, done that, bought the tee shirt’, but does this pompous, opinionated gobshite deserve yet another cunting, or what??

Not content with foisting his ponderous dirges on us for years, the short-arsed tax dodger continues to delude himself that he’s a player, a mover and shaker on the world stage, and that everyone outside his privileged little bubble actually gives a flying fuck for his opinions on anything.

Of late, the little turd’s being giving it out on the question of Europe. According to this self-styled visionary, ‘Europe is a grand, inspiring idea… the idea of Europe deserves songs written about it (just no, please no!!), and big, bright blue flags deserve to be waved about’. Yer man has indeed been doing just that at gigs, describing said flag waving as ‘a radical act’.

As further evidence of his progressive, social justice credentials, the wee tosspot dressed in a clown’s outfit at a recent concert in Paris, and called Swedish Democrats ‘Nazis’ (complete with a ‘Sieg Heil’ salute) for having the audacity to question their own country’s extremely liberal immigration policy.

In other news, we learn that the wankstain has recently met with Pope Francis at the Vatican, to discuss, as he told reporters afterwards, ‘themes that include the wild beast that is capitalism’. ‘The wild beast that is capitalism’. What a bunch of totally pretentious, up your own arse wank. Tell you what, Frankie boy, just grant the hypocritical arsehole’s secret wish, and make him Saint Bono immediately.

Recently U2 was forced to abandon a show in Berlin, when Cunto’s voice gave out temporarily. Personally, I would take it as proof positive of the existence of the Almighty were this temporary state to become permanent, and we were spared any more of his tedious, sanctimonious bullshitting.

Meanwhile, all we can do is look on the bright side. Bono; the gift to cunting that just keeps on giving.

Nominated by Ron Knee

42 thoughts on “Bono [14]”

  1. Cries about the “wild beast of capitalism” while waving its blue starry flag around, the cunt.
    You don’t tame the “wild beast” by preaching against democracy and dodging your taxes, wanker.
    Either this cunt is thick as shit or he’s taking the fucking piss.

    • Doing his best Freddie, just the Irish estate, New York apartment , French villa, private jet and yacht to justify. Also invested $90 million in Facecunt, the very definition of a tax dodging capitalist wild beast.

      • Interesting that it is the morally bankrupt like Bono, and that posturing little whoremonger Bob Geldoff, and the greedy cunts in public life like Heseltine, Gina Miller (*rape* victim) Mangledbum and Blair that bleat so loudly about the *benefits* of the EU, who suck the dicks of the likes of Barnier, Junker and Tusk, who in turn, get their ducks and arses sucked by soft Tories like Dominic Grieve and Nu Labour motherfuckers like wankstain Hilary Benn and Lady Keir Starmer.

        Cunts the lot of them, and untalented parasites to boot

  2. This cunt is worth millions, looks like that ‘wild beast’ has served him pretty well to date.

  3. There’s a delicious irony in moaning to Pope Frankie about the Wild Beast of Capitalism at the same time as calling Swedish democrats Nazis.
    Of course this wouldn’t be the same Vatican that went out of its way to help Nazi war criminals such as Eichman, Mengele etc escape to Latin America at the end of the war would it ?
    Wonder how many albums he sold in the Soviet Union too in the glorious days of Communism at £10 a throw.
    Fucking Twat

  4. What a total vacuous little twat this big trotting potato muncher.
    Citizen of Eire not the UK.
    Fuck off.

    • Living proof that there’s no connection between stature and the amount of Cuntings one can get. He may only be 3’8″ in his platform boots,but his stack of Cuntings goes on forever….Cunting this CUNT will never wear thin. Now Fuck Off Bonio.

  5. I mean bog trotting.
    Wild beast of capitalism?
    What the fuck is this on about?

    Fuck off to Cuba then.

  6. Bit early for me but here goes. Bono you are a total fucking arsewipe and a large embarrassment to anything capable of rational thought. Your undemocratic actions belong in the Stone Age. I sincerely hope that a gang of peacefuls kidnap you and your tramp mate geldof and use your respective arseholes as sex toys. As an aside no matter if you lose your voice as you can always use your arsehole as you spend a lot of time articulating from that orifice, you and your mates are cunts; do the decent thing and fuck off out of my universe.

  7. Grade A cunting Ron. Bono is so concerned about the world’s poor and disadvantaged that he remains a multi millionaire .
    An outrageous self publicist and cunt of gargantuan proportions, the sooner his guitar short circuits and fries him on stage in front of a worldwide audience the better.
    Shyster.
    Good morning.

  8. Has this permanent look about his face, one part 24kt cunt, one part I’ll fuck your grandma for a bag of spuds.

    And those glasses. Someone needs to do him a favour and use an industrial stapler to secure them to his professional wankstation face.

    Seems like he must have emerged from the same sack of tainted batter as Sadiq Dickhead, what with them both being irredeemable midget cunts which spout pretentious gobshite.

  9. Beast of capitalism, eh?… Didn’t this odious munchkin once virtually destroy someone (a former employee) in court over a hat and a pair of keks? Not to mention his Lithuanian shopping mall antics, his tax dodging in Amsterdam, and flying his hat (his fuckng hat!) first class on a private jet…. Oh, and there’s cashing in with yet another ‘anniversary’ tour and reissue for the ‘Diddymen In The Desert’ album…. A complete and utter cunt…

    And it’s ironic that Brexit hating spudmuncher cunt Bono has a wife who looks like an older and fatter version of Banana Gob….

  10. Too early for me. Bonio a) Zyklon B, b) burn, c) grow some roses from the shite that’s left. They might have a funny fragrance though.

  11. Ha!… Bonio again… the living embodiment of CUNT.

    Without “the wild beast that is capitalism” this narcissistic nobody would be fucking DESTITUTE.

    Weapons-grade hypocrisy on steroids & stilts!

  12. So given Bonehead’s hatred of capitalism he will now give up his lavish and opulent lifestyle; donate his millions to the “socialist fight against oppression”; live in Britain and pay his taxes like us humble cunts; and that any future albums and concerts will be available to all for free! (as we wouldn’t want to feed the capitalist machine by charging people, would we?)

    But of course he won’t do any of that. He is yet another hypocritical cunt loving the riches and the exclusivity of keeping a safe distance from the riff-raff; never having to worry about being stabbed, car-jacked, burgled or raped; or under threat of losing your job because your company is out-sourcing to a backwater EU country, or bongo-bongo land.

    If he was really serious about all the shit he has been spouting on about he needs to spend 1 whole year living in the real world – no millions, no bodyguards, no mingling with other obnoxious celebs, no mansions, no connections to the rich and powerful etc.

    He wouldn’t last a fucking day without shitting himself, the Cunt

    • Imagine the length of the queue of those wanting to punch the cunt in the face.
      Glorious…

  13. Note the shortarsed little cunt is too vain to have the height scales on the mock-up of the police mug-shot shown on the picture above.

    Look no further than Bonobo for a prime example of Napoleon Syndrome. A shortarsed, mumbling, arrogant, opinionated, greedy, grasping, Oirish cunt of the first water.

    I wish the little prick would fuck off to Italy and stay there. I am surprised we don’t hear more of his gobshiting on the Irish border issue.

    • I know the Italy thing here is a ref to his Vatican visit, but as other fine cunters have pointed out, the Vatican has some dodgy history, especially with the Nazis.

      So much, so, I think the org should resite to the land of Monsewer Frog, and they could share stories about the good ole days of Vichy, and the collaboration.

      The more the Italians kick against the EU, the more I like them.

  14. Cunt Cunt and thrice Cunt.

    I have a pretty extensive vinyl/CD/IPod collection and, smug cunt that I can be, I’m very proud to confirm there’s not a single note anywhere of these talentless shites amongst it.

    They literally can’t even give it away judging by the fuss that free but unwanted Apple download caused. Another CD release was given away with my Sunday paper and I was quite pleased to rip the fucker out and hand it straight back to the newsagent to bin immediately.

    I don’t even feel sorry for the three muppets alongside him. They’ve had plenty of reasons to evict the fucker by now but probably realise he’s their golden egg so they’re better of, er, with him than without him.

  15. What was he arrested for in Little Rock anyway? It can’t be a crime to be a mouthy, hypocritical cunt surely?

  16. “Begorrah. Bejaysus. That noice Richard Branson has invoited me to be the guest of honour on his Virgin Galactic maiden flight, so he has so he has”
    “Oi do so hope there are no overlooked potentially disasterous technical problems lurking in the spaceship design but Oi’m sure someone of Richard’s calibre and integrity would never ignore any dangerous flaws or shortcuts just to increase profits or promote himself. Begorrah, bejaysus etc”
    Two cunts incinerated for the price of one.
    Oh well, we can dream…

  17. I’d love to see the mewling midget forced to ‘debate’ Brexit with Roger Daltrey on neutral territory and not surrounded by his usual dick-sucking sycophants.

    Not only is Rog a proper singer in a proper band,but as one of the silent majority unafraid to display his anti-EU and anti-Catweazle tendencies,I’d wager he’d very quickly give the Irish cunt a knuckle sandwich he’d never forget.

  18. This two bob cocksucker couldn’t debate shit. Him, Goboff, Lily Spazfart and Jugears Lineker are the celebrity face of pure ignorant cuntishness. All fucking Taxdodgers too.
    Fuck them all to hell.

  19. 14 cuntings for Bongo, now!! This must put him in tier one cuntdom with the sadiqs and the Blair’s of the world.

    While I’m here and were approaching the end of the year – any chance of a too 20 cuntings of the year, admins?

    • If the posturing cunt doesn’t shut his gob I’d say there’s an excellent chance.
      Bono talking to the fucking Pape about ‘wild beast of capitalism’. Fucking hell, two of the biggest cunts on Earth doing a bit of conscious salving.

  20. A nail gun might be better for his twatty sunglasses.

    An industrial stapler for his foreskin, I agree – it must be the size of a ceremonial EU flag by now, given the cuuuuunt’s mega-tossery.

  22. Bono reminds me a bit of that other pompous cunt Paul McCartney both obsessed with money Both think they are pop stars which they are not hypocritical in everything they say and do Bono biggest cunt on the planet bar none

  23. Never understood the appeal of U2. Pretentious rock at his very worst.Only Bon Jovi can match them, but at least those cunts dont pontificate their opinions every 10 seconds.Not fit to kiss Slades arse let alone The Who,Rolling Stones etc.And as for Boneheads hatred of ostentatious Capitalism:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5017321/PHOTOS-Guy-Oseary-model-wife-say-Rio.html

    Where o where were the towelheads that day? There couldnt have been a more popular Cull of Cunts

  24. ‘the Vatican has some dodgy history especially with the Nazis.’ is that why Golda Meir led a Jewish delegation to the Vatican to thank the Pope for what he did in the war? Cornwall’s book ‘Hitler’s Pope’ has been totally discredited. Especially by the pre-eminent Jewish historian Professor Martin Gilbert. You could say the Catholic Church saved European Jewry. Convents, monasteries safe houses (in Rome, throughtout Italy and other countries) were filled with hidden Jewish children.

  25. Such a LIE it is. Pope Pius Xll was Papal Nuncio in Berlin. So lots of photographs of him with Nazi leaders. He wasn’t ‘silent’ he was just prudent. Prudent in the face of a murderous monolith. One of the heirarchies (I think the Dutch) issued a letter crtitizing the Nazis and the whole lot of them were shot. In the war many hundred of Catholic priests were killed and thousands of catholic acticivsts. I thank you.

    • When Franco’s coup against the Spanish Republic ended in victory in 39, I believe that the Vatican was the first to recognise the Fascist regime, followed closely by (guess who) Mussolini’s Italy and Hitler’s Germany.

  26. What is not widely known-Wikipedia; ‘In 1933 the parties of the right won the general election’. That’s what precipitated the Spanish Civil War. The election was stolen from them. Not disimiliar to how our democratic will is being thwarted in the referendum result.

  27. Short arsed maggot, how old are you? Still using a nickname, you are shit and your band is shit.! If you decided to play in my garden I would draw the curtains. Fuck off and choke yourself in a kinky sex game.!!

  28. Bono, he’s almost attained divinity………..in his own ego driven little cotton wool universe.

    Why Bono, why are you so much more inciteful and wise than us plebs?

    Why did people complain when your shite bands shite album was given to them on iTunes?

    Why Bono, why don’t you fuck off?

    • He is, my friend, the proverbial turd that will not flush. The one positive about the cunt is that he keeps us on here entertained, throwing darts at the picture of his bullshitting gob.

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