23 thoughts on “Jonathan Ross”

  3. Nomination :
    I always thought that the law was an ass, but since awarding that bitch Shoesmith pots of dosh for letting Baby Peter Connell get tortured to death and then refusing the government and the council leave to appeal, I have to say that ‘The Law is a cunt”!

    And if dear Sharon isn’t already on here, then it’s time she was – the cunt!

  5. I am the width of a gnat’s todger away from nomination of the entire world of British Law Enforcement as a huge floppy wizard’s of a cunt but am restraining myself in the hope that there may just be an unbent copper left somewhere.
    However, probably not in Cleveland. Primary cunt is Cleveland police chief constable Sean Price, seen gurning today in the Grun,who has been suspended, arrested etc: as have also been his deputy and the former force solicitor. FFS! Or something. I am too depressed to set out in detail the extent of their utter utter cuntiful condition.
    Do you all have any idea how fucking corrupt you have to be to be nabbed when you are a Chief Constable?
    Elsewhere some bizzies are getting nicked for child porn. If you had written a distopian novel with this in you would have been criticised as being hopelessly pessimistic…

    I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Juty…Not just cunts but stupid corrupt thieving cunts.

  6. Julia Gillard is an ugly,lying,backstabbing cunt with a big Pinocchio nose.
    An embarrassing Welsh born cunt who says “hyper-bowl” instead of “hyperbole”.
    Gormless,dieing in a car fire would be too good for her,unelected prime minister without a mandate cunt.

  8. Jody McIntyre is a tedious lefty prick who’s just won promotion to the exalted level of Twitter shit stirring cunt. And had his Independent blog taken down as a result.

  9. Julia Cunting Gillard and Bob (I prefer boys bottoms) Brown are turning Oz into a cunt-forsaken place. Un-elected, unpopular and a cunt full of carbon tax. Could someone please return this cunt to sender…Wales that is. The UK is fucked so they send us this red-headed cunt to fuck up the convicts.. Please piss this cunt off.

  13. Eamonn “I am not a Fat Bastard” Holmes is a well fat,egotistical,smug, Irish Cunt. “The riots are only in England not Britain” That right eh? paddy bastard, I suppose all the grief from Ireland never happened then? Total fucking wanker.

  14. Lord Sebastian Coe of CuntyTown is a sanctimonious, supercilious, arrogant, pietistical,arse licking Cunt. Not that clever when you got done over by Steve Ovett in the Olympics eh? Cry baby fucking cunt.

  15. Rupert Murdoch has a head like a big deflated inflatable golf ball and needs to cunt off back to Oz in an olde shipe across stormy seas like the first convicts of olde to spend the rest of his days chained up and smashing rocks in the desert, the lousy cunt.

  16. he is a cunt all right, but I’d like to tittyfuck his bottle red headed boxum bitch of a big titted wife, oh did I mention his big titid mrs.

  17. HE IS ARSE KISSING BBC JEWISH BBC BOYS CLUB CUNTBAG, HES NOT FUNNY, CLEVER, INTERESTING OR ANYTHING ELSE, OVERPAID TO COMPLETE FUCKERY, WHAT A JOKE, TOTAL FREELOADER……HIS MISSUS IS A DICKHED…..WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT EITHER OF THEM, HE SHOULD BE DANDO’ED…..ULTRA PARASITE CUNT

  18. He started his career on channel 4 by copying popular funny American talk show hosts. His current longrunning come on & plug chatshows are shallow, self indulgent and embarassingly unfunny.

  19. The other day my son was eating a red lolly when he was run over by a yellow lorry. I have a Jonathon Ross style speech impediment and the coroner was Chinese.
    What a fucking carry on that was!

  22. what you lot don’t know is that the whole of ukraine is a greedy, corrupt, stupid, finger-up-the-nose, village idiot, illiterate, bureaucratic bullshit, fly-by-night, pox-ridden cunt.
    I would, therefore like to nominate ukraine for the unchallenged cuntdom championhip of the world cunters

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