Kid in pubs

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I pure hate kids in pubs. There was a time…a more civilised time…when if your old man took you to the pub, you sat in the car and he bought you out a bottle of pop and a packet of crisps every half hour. An arrangement that was agreeable for all concerned. Not now though. You go out for a quiet pre Sunday roast pint and you have to run a gauntlet of legions of the hyperactive little cunts, high as fucking kites on E numbers and Haribo, running about screaming and shouting, climbing over everything, stampeding in and out and leaving the door open so the arctic wind chills you to the bone.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

64 thoughts on “Kid in pubs”

  1. Top cunting
    I have 4 kids NONE of them have EVER been in my local or any pub
    It’s simply not the enviroment for them, they like fucking parks not fucking pubs
    I fucking despise kids in pubs as much as i despise cunts who stroll into a fucking boozer and order a fucking coffee
    cunts

  2. And daft slags who take pushchairs and toys into a pub (as well as their screeching bastard more colours than jelly babies brats) should be put in a rocket and blasted off earth….

  3. As you fellow cunters are decent folk, one of the best places forra proper pint is Stony Stratford (of “Cock and Bull” fame) near (but absolutely nothing like) Milton Keynes.

    Both The Cock and The Bull do a decent pint of hand-crank but they’re a bit “gastro”. In between them you have The Vaults Bar which keeps ridiculously good pints of Bass and Adnams Broadside, which can – at times – be inundated with “Yah! Yah!” Spritzer cunts.

    My personal favourite was The White Horse opposite The Vaults Bar. Proper pub. Well kept beer. Proper landlord. Cracking social drinker crowd with darts players who could put some of the buggers on TV to shame. Two projector screens showing separate footy matches either side of the bar area (so no crying if the Gunners and Spurs are playing at the same time, etc.) and real bar snacks like pork scratchings (and they racist these days) and the like.

    Absolutely fucking heaven, and not one little cunt to be seen anywhere near! Bliss!

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