TUI are cunts.
Thompson holidays have renamed their shitty low rent operation and have engaged in a massive cross platform advertising campaign, and it’s annoying. Really, really annoying. It’s basically some sad LaLa land rip off, full of dancing cunts and some tuneless bitch whimpering. All adverts are shite, but these are fucking everywhere at the moment, so there is no let up.
I know that they are aimed at the lowest common denominator, but surely these advertisers must realise that the will probably repel most normal people? Irritating cunts….
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye
Fucking good cunting Gutstick I was about to do this one myself its fucking brain damage, the ginger bitch needs a kick in the crotch, the original Chaka Khan song came on yesterday and I used to like it but ginge has fucked it up so badly I cant stand the song anymore even when it is done well by someone with talent as opposed to a karaoke wanna be gobshit that sounds like Lilly the musical mong and whats more miss advertising holidays was always what Thompson did I’m pleased to say it will be the same when you get there miss behaving brits making cunts of them selves, stray cats and dogs, shit food, hotels still under construction, hours on a coach behind a family who need to slap their fucking kids, or the all inclusive pigs at the buffet……fucking hell avoid tui holidays at all costs
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Indeed, they deserve all those white trash cunts who come back from their holiday and immediately put in a claim for compo because they had food poisoning, only to be found out as the lying dregs that they are by their dumb Facebook posing.
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Over 90% of adverts are fucking hideous and aimed at the braindead. Since they cost a fortune to make I assume the quality is exactly what a majority of people like and impels them to go and buy shit.
‘Go compare’ is my personal hate target and illustrates perfectly what I mean, how can you not find that punchable fat cunt the ultimate turn off for the product? But it goes on still.
Says a lot about the taste and intelligence of our fellow citizens .
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The majority of people are cunts. But then we’ve always known that. Check out the Humanity At Large cunting. It’s not rocket science…
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I’m sorry GJ , but I’m going to take issue with your nasty cunting of advertising. Asda have just told me I’m going to have the best Christmas ever, so that proves it.
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I dont know if Thomsons also do this but Jet2 have ‘I’m ready for this’ as their annoying theme. I had reason to phone them up and all the time you are on hold (10 mins or so) this dirge is screaming down the phone at deafening volume.
Cunts.
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I told her you were overreacting with regards to the dog’s. Like my mum said if you the same size as a dog and it’s running towards you all wild and hyped up I think I’d get a bit scared as well. I always usually reasure Dylan when a dogs around.
If you don’t want me to see him because your pissed off then fine.
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Are you on medication B&WC?
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Tel us what you’re on, I want to try it.
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Sent a cunting instead of a texting. What a dumb cunt I am.
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Woke up this morning to hear the ‘Great Brexit Fudge Deal’ had been miraculously agreed upon. Hurrah! Our previously useless Maybot had triumphed over the devious crooks that run the EU and had DELIVERED something only the day before would have been considered impossible!
What a turnaround…bring out the bunting…street parties a-go-go!
Only problem is we have to pay the Evil Empire a minimum of £50billion net for…?? And remain in the Single Market and the Customs Union UNTIL the Irish border question is solved to the satisfaction of Ireland /EU /UK and the DUP, which of course is likely to be NEVER. Just like remaining in the EU with no influence or seat at the top dinner table, guess who’ll still be paying for for the food and entertainment…
During this eternity no third party trade deals will be allowed, immigration will continue to flow uncontrolled, and to add insult to injury the ECJ will continue to have jurisdiction within U.K. for 8 more years at least.
So there we have it, as predicted by so many on this site:
BREXIT IN NAME ONLY.
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Never, in the name of Abdul, would I ever envisage the day I would find myself agreeing with James Obrien but things are so deeply cunty that the day has come.
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As I see it the deal is this:
Pay lots of money as and when required.
Care more about the Bogtrotters than the UK.
Roma beggars to have permanent status and benefits.
EU citizens fresh out of ISIS to be welcomed here.
Stay in everything.
Allow the supremacy of EU laws.
Cave in to everything when it is actually the EU that would lose the most in a ‘no-deal’
A fucking triumph. The Krankies or Corbyn couldnt have done better. May is a giant amongst politicians.
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A fucking diabolical stitch up but totally predictable.
Next election all 3 parties will have the same policy on the fucking EU, which will probably be stay in.
All the rich cunts will be having a party today and the filthy Quislings like Clegg and Cable will be slapping each other on the back.
May and the Tory traitors have just handed that election to Corbyn. The Establishment will have to get to work on him now……Catweazle to Tony fucking Blair. Watch it happen and hope that Momentum, who put him there in the first place, kick his front bottom in.
Or perhaps he will develop some nasty illness or meet with some unfortunate accident.
Voting is for mugs.
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Corbyn is the useful fool of the Marxists of Momentum. The party is set up to deselect non Marxists. Labour in power will turn the UK into a socialist banana republic.
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Well voting out seems pointless now. Everything I voted out for is staying how it was at the price of £50 billion. May you are an utterly spineless cunt who’s put our nation in its grave.
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What would you do if a cunt that ressembled old Seth Armstrong from Emmerdale Farm (Not that shitty new Emmerdale) approached you and rammed a book into your lap trying to sell you “real gold coins, packed with history, what about an american buffalo?, how about a Canadian maple leaf”?
How about a Glesga kiss? you handlebar mousered, ghandi specced irritating cunt!
Shove your book of gold up your sphincter, I bet they aren’t solid gold right through the middle. After all who’s going to take a hacksaw to them to find out?
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I went on a a Thompson holiday once where the rep started with the words “if you are good to me I will be good to you”, I thought fuck it I am paying for this holiday I didn’t think i would have to bribe the holiday rep to do her job,
So back in the UK we get this lovely holiday feedback e-mail which i obligingly filled out to the extent I think she probably got transferred to Tripoli as the new rep there,
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Thompson haven’t renamed,its TUI presumably standing for Tuitonic, that square headed craut set up, who have rebranded their offshoot Thompson.
I too hate the advert and the added irony is that the girl who “sings” it doesn’t actually sing it – it’s been dubbed over by a seriously bad singer.
So cunts all round
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