Dead Pool [53]

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Congratulations to Shaun (i.e me) who has won Deadpool 52 by picking the broadcaster and journalist Steve Hewlett best known as the presenter of Radio 4`s the Media Show and former editor of Panorama who oversaw the famous edition of that program where Princess Diana declared that “there were three of us in this marriage” in 1995.He has died aged 58 and triggers Deadpool 53!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My Five:

Terry Jones
Freddie Starr
Leah Bracknell
Tim Healy
Eberhard van der Laan

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [53]”

  1. That cunt Ricky Gervaise is showing signs orf mortality – onstage heart attack scare ect ect – whilst beginning a nationwide tour. If anyone is looking for an odd cunt…..

    • Mott the hoople were pretty great in their heyday Watts was a good bassist shame they became the horrible Mott. They dropped “the hoople” after Ian hunter left and released 2 spotty records

  5. Late the party this time, but here goes;

    Dobri Dobrev
    Mary Wilson
    William Coors
    Karl Lagerfeld
    Frazer Hines

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harold’s widow. Poor old Frazers got arse cancer, why couldn’t it have been Blair huh? No justice in the world. And Coors for inflicting that shite lager on the world that I has the misfortune to drink last week.

    • Hines was great as Jamie McCrimmon in Doctor Who (when it was good)…. Shame he’s got the Big C… Like you say, Dickie: cunts like Blair (and Miller, Madogga, Farron, Merkel etc are still walking around)….

  6. Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Diane Abbott
    Emma Twatson
    Joanne Kak Rowlinginit

    A PC, wimmin-only nominations list – every one a wanker ! The Wetminster fart-bubble will be delighted…

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