Dead Pool [53]

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Congratulations to Shaun (i.e me) who has won Deadpool 52 by picking the broadcaster and journalist Steve Hewlett best known as the presenter of Radio 4`s the Media Show and former editor of Panorama who oversaw the famous edition of that program where Princess Diana declared that “there were three of us in this marriage” in 1995.He has died aged 58 and triggers Deadpool 53!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My Five:

Terry Jones
Freddie Starr
Leah Bracknell
Tim Healy
Eberhard van der Laan

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [53]”

  7. Stirling Moss
    Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to you Shaun

  18. 1.Ozzy Osborne
    2.The Duke of Edinburgh
    3.Patrick Stewart (I had nothing to do with it)
    4.Tony Blair (I wish I had something to do with it)
    5. Tim Farron (don’t tempt me)

    • To this day Ozzy still acts like he invented heavy metal and you ask him why and he goes “I’m the prince of fooking darkness”. Piss off ozzy you drugged up spaz, your the prince of a cunt but that doesn’t make you the devil

      There was also loads of other bands who played Metal/Hard Rock before Sabbaths debut Well cunted for picking him

      • First metal style riffs were Dave Davies on ‘You Really Got Me’ and Brian Jones on ‘The Last Time’… Then there was Hendrix, The Beatles and ‘Helter Skelter’, Arthur Brown, Vanilla Fudge, Iron Butterfly, and of course, the mighty Eric, Jack and, Ginger as Cream… Ozzy is full of shit and Deep Purple always pissed all over Sabbath anyway…

      • Oh shit sorry.

        I had Duke of Edinburgh a couple of times but he just won’t die.

        Farron is more hope than anything else. Someone else can take the win. I’ll be too busy celebrating.

      • Arthur brown might of actually been the 1st vocalist to do the screaming guttural howls and moaning like he does on Fire, that most metal would be later associated with.
        Blue Cheer, Budgie, Sir Baltimore, Armagedon, Jeff Beck Group, Humble Pie, Spooky Tooth are a few others as well True norm Deep Purple was great especially In Rock, Fireball and Machine Head most of there live bootlegs hold up quite well too like Live in Japan. Its bloody amazing how many bootlegs deep purple has gotta give them credit for that http://www.deeppurpleliveindex.com/boots.html

      • Wham bam thank you mam is a great Small Faces song. It probably inspired Bowie to write Sufferagette City “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. wham bam thank you mam” always fond of that lyric

  22. Well done Shaun…………….cunt………………x

    Tony Pulis
    Vanessa Del Rio
    Peter North
    David Cassidy
    Desi Arnazz Jnr

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  23. Here is the latest email newsletter from Chris Spivey.

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    IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

    Right you lot Ive fuckin had it up to here with you freeloading cunts!
    I have sacrificed everything for the readers of my blog and endured illegal police raids and illegal arrests to bring you ungrateful wankers the truth!!
    Yet you all think I can do this for fuckin free every bastard week…Well fuck the lot of ya’s!
    Do you realise I have debts of 20/30 grand? No you fuckin didn’t! I don’t even have money to feed the dogs and my meter ran out this morning.
    So much for your petty donations!
    You think a couple of grand goes far?
    Do you?
    Do you???
    DO YOU!!!!!!!????????
    WELL IT FUCKIN DOESNT!
    I work tirelessly to bring you up to speed on what the peado noncing establishment are up too. I spend 24 hours a day every day exposing crisis actors and all for what?
    So YOU LOT can sit on your arses and expect to read all my hard work and evidence of corruption for free?
    Well ,let me tell you. This website is costing me £300 a weeknow due to the masonic CI5 paedos constantly ILLEGALLY DISCONECTING MY INTERNET. They also have been tampering with my electric and my cards have stopped working…. funny that aint it?
    I still have thousands to pay from my ILLEGAL ARREST and not to mention the damage caused when i was ILLEGALLY ARRESTED infront of WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
    Do you think Facial Recognition Software is cheap do you? Well it fuckin aint! And mine costs a lot more that the ones online cos I have to get mine from a special source and it aint cheap!
    Bottom line is this. Either I have to find at least 3 grand a month or Im fuckin this blog right off and then thats you lot FUCKED!!

    Just sayin.

    P.S Fuck off to all the peado trolls!! Im comin for you lot!!
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      • Errr… CI5?
        Wasn’t that the fucking Professionals?
        Is the sad fat cunt being stalked by Martin Shaw now?

      • Spiveys articles are so long winded and full of spelling errors, and speculations its baffling anyone reads all of it. I like detail too but when the cunt just goes on bout nothing its hard to read

        The burnt cunt berates and insults his own fanbase so why is he surprised they aren’t donating? also he acts like its their job to keep his unorganised site from failing apart that site is buggy and messy as shit

      • Spivey’s posts are deliberately long winded to mask the fact that he presents no fucking case whatsoever for what he is claiming. If you cant summarise your argument in a concise fashion, you have no fucking argument. Reams and reams of photos. Jesus christ its so fucking boring.

      • Would love to have seen Bodie and Doyle kick fuck out of Spivey…. Shame it was only a TV show with fictional characters.. I bet Spivey also claims that Mulder and Scully are investigating him, and that a Dalek army is about to storm his fleapit…. The fucking insane cunt….

  27. Bill Treacher
    Chuck Berry
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Petula Clark
    Frank Ifield

    Someone has been googling “important people with cancer” haven’t they???

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