Brits living abroad

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Can I cunt the term ‘ex-pat’?

It is just a word people use to avoid the word ‘immigrant’ while usually moaning about other immigrants who move the UK.

You’re not an ‘ex-pat’ you’re a fucking immigrant. Deal with it.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

It brought a smile to my face when two Brits living abroad … ‘Golden girls’ by the sound of it were interviewed on how they were going to vote … pre-EU referendum …

“We’re voting remain, got to keep the pension, health care etc etc money coming from the UK” … and when asked how they’d vote if they were living back in the UK … “Oh, we’d vote leave … ’cause of all them immigrants” … Aaaaargh!

Hypocritical, self-centred .. me, me, me, Immigrant Cunts !!

Nominated by: Boilmypiss

80 thoughts on “Brits living abroad”

  1. I’d like to cunt the ‘mental health’ bandwagon. Now I know people have real mental issues which are not always appreciated but that not the point of this much required cunting. Rather its for those cunts who everytime they get caught doing something that could harm their public image, such as doing shedloads of cocaine, resort to ‘but I’m bi polar’ or ‘ it’s my manic depression’. Tyson Fury is the latest example of this bollocks . Will Young is another one, claiming depression after throwing a tantrum because he received some legitimate crit on Strickly come cunting. In reality he is just a good example of a self entitled snowflake . Cunts.

    • I always thought being barmy was a positive advantage in the boxing game. Mad Tyson Fury has a certain ring to it.

    • I have had 3 breakdowns, the first time I had a military shrink turn me into a zombie with diazipan.
      I used the time usefully being insulated from the world I found the triggers and reasons in myself and stopped the drugs, went cold turkey and walked away from it.
      Second time well I quit my job walked away from the problems, it took 3 months on the NHS waiting list to “see” someone, by which time I had fixed myself.
      Third time, I consider myself lucky to live close to a garrison town, the doctor gave me a repeat prescription (that I pay for) for a non invasive sedative.
      Reasons for this? Well I had to put myself in silly positions to do my job, I don’t ask for sympathy on this because I have spoken to my girlfriends brother in law who has similar issues.
      A forgeiner attached to them was crushed between two afvs pushing the ammo from his chest rig into his chest cavity.
      As the ATO he rode back to the base with the bag containing his friends body , then glove up and make his friend safe so he could go home.
      I don’t know how anyone who is sane can compare their experience to warfare, admittedly my gerbil died when I wad in secondary school, but I got over it.

      • Good for you,, only been through it once, GP’s response was giving me zombifying drugs and a phone number, the lazy cunt. Eventually ditched the aforementioned drug sorted out my own shit, and back in the game. When I go back to GP for asthma check up they want to check my BP cos they get paid for that, but never once ask why I am not on anti depressants anymore. Cunts

  2. No wonder this country is so sucked sponging cunts from here still sponging abroad, every count and his dog trying to get in so they can sponge….. all cunts

  3. Fucking ex pats, hang em all…….the other week i asked if Tyson Fury was a cunt . today i got my answer……..

    • And with Irish heritage he’s an ex-pat Pat or perhaps an immigrant Paddy. Still wouldn’t call him a cunt to his face. Might think it though. He was wearing a colouful tie once and his friend Diane asked if it was of Italian make. The conversation went like this. “Is that an eye-tie tie Ty?” “No it’s a tie-dye Thai tie Di.” That’s the best this old cunt can do on this comedy genius site.

    • Tyson Fury is a hero, I reckon. The upset he causes with his rants is priceless,the “wimmin” ant twitter mongs detest him,and that,to me,is good enough. You could well be right that he’s a cunt,but at least he’s an amusing cunt!

      • Hey ,i never meant he was a cunt ,i meant he was acting like a cunt….in fact i said nothing…….you ain’t seen me roit………..

      • Fury’s a bit like Paul Gascoigne, fucking good for a night out on the piss,but you wouldn’t want the cunt dating your daughter.

      • Have had a couple of nights out with Gazza ,was a top bloke back then ,generous as fuck and even once let me borrow his car that he never drove . the friendship turned sour when my dickhead of a cousin sold a story to the dailys about him……maybe a sorryful cunt nowadays ,but was a blast back then…….

      • Fuck me,but he was pissed that night he turned up in Rothbury with his fishing rod,KFC bargain bucket and a carryout, ready to talk Raoel Moat out of topping himself.

  4. Brits abroad, definitely require a cunting.
    Why do they think because they’re British that they are not annoying immigrant cunts to the Spanish or wherever else they live? With their British Pubs, ‘got to buy me bake beans’, all those wannabe gangster types sat around ‘reminiscing’ abaaaaht the east end, prouncing around with darker skin than most of the ‘foreigners/darkies’ they ran away from in Britain. I don’t have a problem with the ones who decide to live abroad to enjoy the sun etc, and integrate and learn the lingo etc and I don’t blame people leaving certain parts of the UK as a lot of places have become or maybe always were shitholes. Don’t sit over there in the Costa Del Cunt on your fat ass, drinking beer at 10:00 in the morning bitching about your country you fucked off and left, a load of those cunts wanted remain for their Benefits and Pensions but if they lived here they would have voted leave. You are hypocritical fuckers, and triple distilled cunts of high purity.

  5. Twats! Ex pats a drain on the NHS, if you leave this country… Tough shit!! You can’t have it both ways, cunts!

      • I might be wrong but I saw an interview with a couple of Ex Pats during the Brexit campaign where one Ex Pat said the NHS paid for some treatment he had abroad. If that’s true they are fucking leaches who want help from Britain when they need it but live out there supporting another economy.

      • We have a UK health card in case we need treatment in Spain ,i think most holiday makers have them whilst traveling in Europe ,it allows you medical aid and they bill the UK ,but as you pay UK tax ,you ain’t ripping in cunt off. And when seeking treatment in Gibraltar ,it falls under the NHS (i think I’m correct) haven’t needed medical treatment in over fifteen years ,thank fuck…………..

      • Yeah Gibraltar is a British possession so any British citizen should get free NHS treatment. It’s those cunts who are in Spain or any other non British country who don’t pay tax here and then come begging for help when that need a hip replacement.

      • Did you know Gibraltarians get a university education free in the UK ? That and many other things. I think Gibraltar should be cunted for fooling the British public that they are pro Britain , they are only pro Britain when they want to annoy the Spanish. Of course you’ll get some that wear a union jack suit everyday but the majority really don’t like Brits or at least aren’t very keen on us…………

      • Apparently many Gibraltarians are Maltese by origin….so that explains it, never met such a shifty, two faced and pervy lot.

  6. The BBC need a cunting again, this is further proof of why I never have and never will pay for a license (although I watch the BBC). Wanted Down Under is a cunt, here’s a brief description, a family ‘can’t decide’ if the UK is for them or a new life in Australia so what happens? They fly the family out there to some town or city (who decides where I don’t know) and they go around and see if they like it, oh and they bring out a token Ex Pat who has been there for 10 years and the Ex Pat talks a load of shit and the family work out there finances and the shit drags on and on. Then whilst enjoying their free (at license payers expense) ‘research’ holiday they watch a video from the family they will leave behind in the UK, you then get the tears blah, blah, blah. At the end of the program they are asked ‘will you stay or fuck off to Australia’? They stay, so after an expensive holiday it was all a waste of time. What a piece of cunt.

    • Very well put – its a cunt of a show. And these cunts get their ledgers out and go all teary eyed when they reaslise it isnt cheap cheap cheap the cunts.

      Surely its obvious that a) its not a third world country so why would it be cheaper than the UK and B) its the other side of the fucking globe so why would it be cheap to relocate your stuff and c) if your parents are on deaths door they wont make the fucking flight to see u selfish cunts that left them.

      Moreso this would have been blatantly obvious before making the trip. Good cunting sir BAWC.

    • Good cunting, Channel 4 do it with that ‘a place in the sun’ crap.
      some fucking summy couple look at 3 properties in the UK and then they are whisked off abroad and look at 3 properties before inevitable deciding to wait whilst their current UK property is on the market and not decide on buying any of the six properties.
      so they get on TV, get a free holiday and have no intention of buying any property

      • I have yet to see any cunt buy any fucking thing on any fucking property programme. They always end with the couple ‘considering their options’. Another thing, the cunts always want to work from home and are looking for a property at around £800 000 or more. Now , what fucking stuff do they do from home to afford that kind of shit ? Organising major league cocaine imports? Running a porn website ?

    • Just one reason to cunt the BBC? I think the BBC need their own cunting site for all the reasons we could come for it. How’s about it Dio?, got a huge server somewhere for all the reasons the BBC are cunts? (It will need to be huge)

      I will start the ball rolling….

      Carol Kirkwood
      BBC news
      The One Show,
      The great British bake off
      Hard Talk
      Mark Kermode
      Eastenders
      Steph McGovern
      Anti Brexit
      Over Diversity
      Smugness
      Radio 1 X
      Radio 6
      Nik Kershaw
      Question time
      Cooking shows
      Housing shows
      Antique shows
      real life crime shows
      Fucking up doctor who
      Retreading old stories – Merlin/Robin Hood/The musketeers/Hercules

      Fuck me my fingers are tired, feel free to add to the list….

      • More BBC shite that should get the axe:

        Jacqui Oatley (any female football presenters for that matter)
        Alan ‘Fat Cunt’ Green
        Jools Holland and his muso-wank show
        Nadiya ‘Sacred Cow’ Hussain
        Citizen Fucking Khan
        Miranda Horse Hart
        Crappy remakes of classic comedies
        Mrs Brown’s Bastard Boys
        Graham ‘Turd Snaffler’ Norton
        The Eurovision Bearded Lady Cunt Contest
        Comic Relief (and that cunt, ‘Sir’ Lenny Henry)
        Have I Got Cunts For You
        Top Gear (featuring Matt Le Wank and Ginger Bollocks)
        Poldark (the shitty new one)
        Sherlock (and anything with Benderdick Humperdinck)

  7. Whether British ex-pats are immigrants or emigrees is a matter of your standpoint. Surely to you sado Brits still struggling on with the grim every day reality of living in UK they are emigrees. And if they are all such a set of cunts, surely you should be glad to see the back of them. Or are you just jealous?

    • Jealous as fuck!

      If I had my time round the clock again I wouldn’t stay here. Nowt wrong with the country but the population has shifted from “up and at ’em” to “pity me” and it’s getting worse with each generation.

      When I was in my early 20’s (pre marriage and kids) I had the chance of a job in Canada but because I had the life experience of a fruit fly and was basically an idiot, I chose not to go.

      Given that option now I’d be off like a dog after broth!

      Hindsight, what an evil cunt you are! Still, I suppose my kids don’t say “aboot” so that’s summat I suppose…

  8. .And that smarmy cunt Jules Hudson is a right cuntsworth,giving it large in his cut-off puffy jacket and estate agent speak;anyone would think he owned the fucking houses he”s showing to the dumb clients………….cunt….baaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • I had to google the cunt. Apparently he is an archaeologist, which is a posh way of saying cunt.

  9. Aah, the great British ex-pat dilemma. Are they a giant herd of moaning, misty eyed, everything-is-better-back-home cunts? Or are they a brave collection of better yourself, fuck Blighty types? Answers on a postcard to anyone who cares.
    Hint: 99% of those that arrive here match the former.

  10. Didn’t Britain’s biggest or greatest cunt Churchill say something (probably after sending plebs to a certain death ) about it being a mans right to live wherever the hell he likes……fuck me ,the shame ,i think i tried to quote Cunthill ……..

      • Batting on a sticky wicket there, Birdman. Sure he did send plebs off to die in 2 world wars, but how many more lives did he save as a result? If saving 100,000 means sacrificing 1000, is it justified?

      • It was the arrogance of the young ignorant Churchill in WWI that i was cunting . that was a total waste of the lower classes lives……

  11. Pearly Kings and Queens are cunts.

    ‘Doing the Lambeth walk’ fuck off you cunts.

  12. Predictably the cunts are crawling out of the woodwork to line up accusing Trump of molesting women. One was an alleged assault on a plane more than 30 years ago and the second when the Great man allegedly kissed a woman without permission 11 years ago.

    If these incidents were so bad why the fuck didn’t the cunts complain about it before? Why didn’t they report it to the police? Because they are making it up and are a pair of lying fucking cunts.

    Still a news black out about Killary.

    • I have seen Trumps taste in wimmin ,and there is no way he was trying to root any of them pigs……..for me ,Trump is a clever cunt but also an idiot , Cliton is a fucking psychopath.

      • If Trump wins he will be completely toothless. He does not have the backing of either Democrat or Republican and so he will not be able to get anything past congress.

        If Clinton gets in it will be the end of democracy in USA and a triumph for MSM mind control. All voices of protest will be silenced and the start of a world government will begin.

      • “…completely toothless…”

        Just like Barry then – except with a bit more comedic value hopefully!

        However if Killary gets in and has the backing of both parties (in whatever agreements/deals were made in her illuminati/satanic meetings behind closed doors) then be afraid, be very afraid!

  13. How many of these OAP Ex Pat cunts keep their £200 heating allowance whilst living in sunny Spain where you probably don’t need heating? Probably spend it on cheap Cigarettes and Lager. They are a drain on this country, if I was in charge any cunt who has lived away for over a year can stay there and if they need the NHS I would tell them if you can swim back here we will help you.

    • In the winter it may be mild during the day ,but at night it’s Baltic. Two days ago it was shorts and t-shirt ,yesterday was the first rains of autumn and it was jeans and jacketamd out came the duvet at night………i was at the beach at the weekend ffs , but now brrrrrrrrr………

    • Pensioners actually lost their winter fuel allowance in September 2015 due to ill informed morons moaning about pensioners living it up in “sunny” Spain.

      Look at the average annual temperatures in Madrid compared with London.

      http://www.holiday-weather.com/madrid/averages/

      http://www.holiday-weather.com/london/averages/

      Look at the average monthly low temperatures marked in green on the second table down the page. There you can clearly see that it is actually colder in Madrid in winter than it is in London. But lets not let the facts get in the way of a good rant, eh?

      • If it’s so cold out there why don’t they come home for winter? I hear Scunthorpe is nice during the winter. Anyways I don’t really give a fuck about Ex Pats and the truth is I will be probably spending at least 6-8 months a year abroad when I get older. I enjoyed the rant though. Don’t you love is-a-cunt.

      • PS London is usually warmer than the rest of the country as its full of buildings and cunts warming the place up.

      • Be fair though Madrid is up high on a plateux and is very foggy and chilly in winter, but very few pensioners live in this workaday capital. Though it’s still cool at night in winter even in Valencia.

      • I’d just stop the Winter Fuel Allowance across the board. Thinning out a few of the coffin-dodging old bastards would be no bad thing….they’re just using up valuable resources that I might need in the future. Selfish old cunts.

      • I don’t know if it’s been brought up before ,but your name is obviously a play on the band Fuzz box and their song “we’ve got a fuzz box and we’re gonna use it”. They came out with that when I was young and i didn’t understand the meaning ,but i never forgot the slutty tarts . and then when I got older ,i got it and thought how the fuck did they get away with that when relax got banned …….slutty geniuses………

  14. @Black and White Cunt
    “Yeah Gibraltar is a British possession so any British citizen should get free NHS treatment. It’s those cunts who are in Spain or any other non British country who don’t pay tax here and then come begging for help when that need a hip replacement.”

    To clarify the situation; pensioners in Spain are entitled to treatment under the Spanish health system. The Spanish get a lump sum for each and every pensioner registered as resident in Spain, regardless of them getting treatment or not. ( This is an EU wide scheme and would apply to Spanish pensioners living in UK, or Germany, France or where ever. ) The net result is that the Spanish health system has been subsidized to a great extent by Britain for quite some time. As a result the Spanish national health is very good, far better than the UK one.

    You forget, as pensioners they have likely worked all their lives in UK and paid into the system. The amount the British government pay to the Spaniards is likely less than the NHS would have to pay to care for the old cunts if they had remained in UK.

    Non pensioner ex-pats resident in Spain are not entitled to any health care under the Spanish health system. There is a health card you can get but that is only really for people on holiday, not for residents although I’m sure the system is abused quite a bit. If you are a non pensioner resident in Spain you need private medical insurance. The Spanish authoroties will not grant resident status until you have private medical insurance.

    Hope this makes the situation clearer.

    • Thanks for clearing it up, I now understand it better. So not only are these Ex Pat OAP cunts a drain on Britain (the ones who twist the system) through their lying about being on Holiday when they actually live there but they are a drain on Spain (via the EU) whose economy is fucked. They are also a massive bargaining chip in the Brexit negotiations for the EU. We should make them become EU citizens after Brexit, see how many of the cunts come rushing back with Union Jack flags in hand. The cunts.

  15. Difference between an expat and a migrant. Expats are old and don’t work they spend money from their home country. Migrants are young fertile and take work and welfare from the host country. If in the UK we had a south coast full of Japanese, German, Scandinavian and Canadian lwrsioners all enjoying our country and spending billions in hard currency they would be more than welcome. Instead we’ve got penniless uneducated islamic wogs from Somalia breeding like rats.
    Must admit though the term expat is a finish term. In addition lots of British expats do valuable work at their own expense in dago med countries by going round helping homeless cats and dogs and castrating them preventing the problem in the first place.

    • Good point,except for welcoming the Japanese. A foul,disgusting bunch of psychopathic sadists. I only regret that America didn’t nuke the bastards off the face of the globe…..and before anyone asks,I don’t have a jap car,t.v,etc……Mind, not too sure about Lascivious Lucy,my inflatable companion.

      • Yes a cunt nation if ever there were one the nips….But as and Turkish or Italian tourist shopkeeper (or cream man outside madame Tussaud’s in London) will tell you they are the easiest nationality to rip off senseless.

  16. Not sure if I’m an ex-pat or an emigrant to the US.

    I do know I don’t go around harping on about how everything back in the UK is so much better. Mainly because that would be a lie. I have been in a few UK themed pubs in the US and witnessed for myself British mongs on glassy eyed nostalgia trips completely missing the point of where they are. Saddos. I don’t hold US citizenship and have no intention of doing so. Mainly because (a) it’s expensive, (b) you have to take a stupid fucking exam to prove you’re worthy of citizenship, (c) most natural born Yanks don’t seem to know the history of their own country so why should I learn it for a stupid fucking exam and (d) the US turns a blind eye to illegal immigrant scum, but is perfectly OK with persecuting law abiding professional whitey with a job and money because I could pay the extortionate application and administrative fees. Fuck off! The US should be begging me to be a citizen!

    As far as I know, I’m not a drain on the NHS and despite having worked in the UK for 13 years before moving to the US, I’m probably not entitled to anything now, despite still being a British national. That’s OK as long as when it comes to cash in my personal pension at retirement age, the UK government doesn’t think it can take a big chunk out of it in tax. If I’m not taking anything from the UK in terms of services/subsidies/etc. then my own pension shouldn’t be taxed either. I’ll bet there’s some rule which says it is, but then I’d have to file a UK tax return. Good luck to the Inland Revenue making me do that from 5,000 miles away. Cunts!

    • Another reason why having US citizenship isnt worth it…is that you have to file a tax return to the internal revenue every year and will be taxed by the us government no matter where you live. UK customs and revenue leave you alone if not working or making money in UK.

      • CB: That is true as long as the income you’re declaring on your US tax return is taxable by the IRS. If I worked in the UK for 6 months and paid UK income tax on those earnings, the IRS could not also tax that same income. But I take your point, you must file a US tax return if you’re a Yank even if you don’t live or earn in the US. Mental.

        The IRS are also cunts. They have the power to garnish wages, seize property, sell your assets, etc. Basically do whatever they like if they think you owe them tax, even if they end up being mistaken/wrong. Lovely. At least in Blighty you can tell the Inland Revenue to fuck off if you think they’re wrong and make them prove their case before they can do anything with regards to nicking your stuff.

        One of the many things I could have my permanent residency revoked for is not paying (enough) taxes. I always use an accountant each year to prepare my tax return because I’m so paranoid and scared shitless of the IRS. They’re also corrupt since it’s been proven they have chosen to investigate/harass organizations with Republican tendencies, but Demoncrat ones are given a free pass. They really are absolute bastards and need to be shut down.

  17. What kind of cunt gives two shakes of a donkeys todger if people choose to live abroad? Those cunts who can’t afford it probably. If you worked here and bought a nuclear submarine for the government out of the unfucking believable taxes we pay ,who says you shouldn’t get the same fucking pension wherever you live?
    These smallminded jealous whining cunts need to be cunted for having a go at people who just want a different life. what is so fucking marvellous about this fuckpig of a country anyway, overcrowded ,fucking expensive, mostly shit weather, full of foreign wankers rapists ponces and thieves and run by humongous tossers.
    I earn my living here but when that is up I might just fuck off and leave this country to cunt itself.

  18. From what I can tell every cunt living abroad is British, all they got to do is show up in the UK and instant citizen

    Cunts

  19. I’d like to cunt Absolute ’80s radio.

    I recently discovered this station using a radio app on my smartphone called rad.io. When I tried listening via their website, I got a “fuck off you’re not in the UK you cunt” type message which seemed a bit thick given accessing their station works perfectly well via my smartphone which, like myself, also happens to be in the US.

    Still, no matter I’ll listen via ‘phone and enjoy it that way. Several days in and I’m hearing many of the ‘big’ ’80s hits, a few songs that I couldn’t quite place which was fun and the odd one which was quite obscure and probably a minor hit for a one-hit-wonder type band. A few weeks in and I’m hearing the same selection of big ’80s hits. Then other big hits by those same artists. I’m beginning to think that Absolute ’80s only plays the same 20 records pretty much in constant rotation with the occasional obscure one thrown in just to make it seem like they’re covering the whole of the ’80s. Which they’re not. There are plenty of massive ’80s songs which I’ve never heard nor even other ’80s songs by those same artists.

    Back in the ’80s there was a practice called “hyping” which was exposed and frowned upon at the time. It worked like this. In any given week, 100s of new singles would be released by artists big and small, on record labels ranging from the big boys (EMI, MCA, CBS, Polydor, Warner, etc) to the small independents like Rough Trade, Beggars Banquet, 4AD, etc. The big labels employed cunts with expense accounts who would schmooze radio show producers with expensive meals, vacations, expensive gifts, even money in return for them programming their label’s artists’ singles into their radio shows. I clearly remember a Radio 1 DJ announcing they were playing Madonna’s True Blue single FOUR weeks before it was even released! Surprise surprise – huge hit when it finally hit the charts!

    I suspect the labels of the big ’80s hits are at it again and greasing the wheels so cunts like Absolute ’80s play their stuff over and over again. Given the sheer volume of music which was released in that decade by such a diverse range of artists, it cannot be coincidence I keep hearing the same fucking songs by Lionel Richie, Madonna, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, The Police and Culture Club. All cunts.

    • It’s just a Playlist IY. Most of em do it. Listen to Heart FM, Gem106 and even Classic FM they play the same tracks over and over again ad nauseam. It’s a formula and they’re too lazy to either add to it, or subtract from it the cunts.

  20. When I retire which is going to be in the next 3/4 years Mrs SB and myself intend to spend probably 6 months in Spain and 6 months in the U.K. So I’ll be an semi expat. However we will support ourselves financially, not be a burden on the Spanish or U.K finances, I can speak Spanish fluently so will and currently do integrate with the locals in Spain. I will draw my uk state pension, I’ve fucking earned it after about 45 years of paying into the system, but that’s it. Yes I’ll be an immigrant but not a sponging cunt, like I said I’ll support myself and Mrs SB financially from our own savings and pensions that we’ve paid into for fucking years and are entitled to.

      • Me and the missus tried to vote leave ,but couldn’t get it done online (fuck em we won) you should have heard our colleagues reaction when they knew which way we were voting.
        99.9% of Gibos voted remain as well as all the ex pats we know . even today i hear cunts grumbling about me when they are panicking over their future out of the EU
        …..fuck em,………..

    • Quite right Lord SB. Two points: firstly your wife must surely be Lady SB and not Mrs and secondly people who go abroad should not be a burden on the host country as you say.
      Those who do fuck off from our green and pleasant, and pay their way then good luck to them.
      What we don’t want or need are hordes of violent rapist cunts coming over here and start sponging straight away.

      • Was crossing the border into Spain this evening and there are was two drunken Brits being a pair of Geordie Shore cunts ,complete with vests ,when one of the cunts slapped the arse of a Spanish bint. Right in front of everybody too, no shame . when i crossed after them ,one of the cunts tried to have a go at me in Spanish “que ,que pasa” the doss cunt was giving it until his beau pulled him away ,lucky for him i might add . all this in front of the GiB police and the Guardia……..that’s the problem with some ex pats…..

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